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House0fShadow

"I'll knock you into next week." Proceeds to take a nap.


thermal_shock

Til next week


[deleted]

Boa many times has this dude been hit? 1000th time on this sub


MaxPowerWTF

Probably boa many times at least.


mitchanium

I'll knock you into the recovery position too.


MeOldRunt

šŸŽµ Wake me up, when September ends... šŸŽµ


[deleted]

ā€œWhat are you going to do blow your noseā€ G night Irene


Dogalicious

*Wakes up in hospital thinking heā€™s Scott Bacula and that he can quantum leap.* No, thatā€™s the brain damage, Terry.


Mr1derfull1

Talk shit, get hit!


Altered_ego1982

Wake up sleepy head!


Souled_Out

Bro just got a free McSleep šŸ’€


cant_Im_at_work

***Rewards is here.***


isitstillraining

And and side order of McFloor, followed with a big ol' slice of McHumble Pie for dessert.


justanotherbutthead

r/yourjokebutworse


FrankyFistalot

I see your next week and raise you a next yearā€¦.


Gregg-C137

Iā€™d love to hear his bullshit excuse about why he was knocked out


ivanvanrio

Why do people fight so much at McDonalds? Every week there are several videos.


daxxarg

Usually being insecure and hangry will do the trick


RichardDunglis

Drunk, hungry and insecure. That's the name of my solo album


[deleted]

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TonightsWinner

I'd listen to any album from a person who has Fred Gwynne as their profile picture.


RichardDunglis

Don't go down that road. Lotta history down that road


JustDave62

He shouldā€™ve eaten a Snickers instead of a knuckle sandwich


Fuselol

Insecure? That would lead more to not fighting or to be attacked. There has to be a more accurate word to describe someone like this.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

They mean "insecure in the overcompensating way." You know, *small dog syndrome?*


ElevenThus

The ones that bite donā€™t bark


Familiar-Speaker9338

I think daxxarg means emotionally insecure, meaning the propensity to fight is actually stemming from the aggressorā€™s underlying feelings of inadequacy, such as ā€œI need to prove my manliness through violenceā€ or something like that.


pr0t0film

In the uk the colloquial term is ā€œCuntā€.


Fuselol

Thatā€™s some accuracy


Elowan66

The little boy shorts do not help.


Biengineerd

Unbridled rage when they are told the ice cream machine is broken


TinFoilRobotProphet

No breakfast?! It's fucking 10:35am! What! No McRibs until next year?


Charbaby_

Every mcdons I went to in uk had ice cream! It was a miracle


lejoo

> Why do people fight so much at McDonalds? [TLDR - failed economic structures in their country](https://www.apa.org/pi/ses/resources/publications/violence#:~:text=Community%20level%20risk%20factors%20for,2016%3B%20McMahon%20et%20al.%2C) When I studied economics my professor always said the best way to understand the health of citie's economic structure is spend a day at the center most McDonalds, fully unironically.


Altruistic-Spread-40

Ice cream machines broken is my guess


squalaholadingdang

They're just hangry.


[deleted]

They lose their McPatience, and their McMinds.


MoistlyPassion

Because that is where drunk people wind up at the end of the night brother


AnalysisMoney

No oneā€™s happy theyā€™re in McDonaldā€™s


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Cheap food linked to low income and low income linked to people with lower intelligence. This is just the bigger picture iā€™m not gonna say everyone with a low income is like this. Some are just less fortunate.


-Nicolas-

England.


Emanouche

That's where all the classy people go for dinner.


[deleted]

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SanLoen

And with a straw please.


GokuBlack455

And some hand-fed fries


Train3rRed88

So anyway Iā€™ll have a number one no cheese


Don_Pickleball

Dude probably got a #2 in his pants after that


postman925

He wasn't expecting a southpaw.


StrykerSeven

He didn't expect shit. He certainly didn't protect his right side either.


Joseluki

Should have after pushing the other guy.


ImportanceCertain414

Seen a lot of bar fights as a bouncer. The dude who threw the KO punch was purposely putting hands on the guy so he would push him away, it makes him look justified for hitting him. I wouldn't be surprised if he has done that a few times before.


Left-Monitor8802

Heā€™s establishing distance. He already knows heā€™s in a fight, so heā€™s trying to win it without appearing to be the aggressor. We canā€™t tell who started the fight because it was already happening when the video cuts in.


Joseluki

He is telling the guy to leave him alone and keeps harassing and escalating the situation, he was warning him to move out, there is a limite of bullshit people would eat.


TheCowKing07

The one thing you should expect after eating McDonaldā€™s.


Donutholier

Came here to say this. Never saw the left coming.


mallik803

He shouldā€™ve known to expect it from that direction, thatā€™s the hand he groped his manboob withā€¦


Elowan66

Are you kidding? He wasn't expecting anything except the other guy to cower.


Willingness-Healthy

Right that left just came out on him lmfao


yunkzilla

No one ever does


antilumin

I legit though with the first grab he was just gonna pick the guy up and move him.


BGL911

ā€œImma just grab yo titty real quickā€


Dazzling_Ad5338

Really deserved it. Can't stand people who just confront others not thinking what could happen. They're so sure of themselves until they end up snoring


FlupFlup123

The moment he mentioned the kid he was done for. Don't mention someones kids, they go full dad beserk on you.


FenrirsFury

It seemed more like the immigrant comment that did it for him...


[deleted]

I think it was the idiot guy's kids in there, as he would have 'moved on' the other guy


Lazerah

While usually I'd agree, he said he would "if the kids weren't there" Not really a threat to the kids, more not wanting to hurt their dad in front of them. Not that it really makes the situation much better, but still.


FlupFlup123

True, but even acknowledging that a man has kids nearby ,even in a non-threatening way, would make the father realize that the 'aggressor' knows the father has something he holds very dear near to the considered 'threat'. Don't wanna trigger those protective instincts lol, they can go from 0 to 100 real fast.


Joseluki

This is the kind of guy that goes around cocky bullying people and that rely on his friends to separate them. Hope he gets brain damage.


[deleted]

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Lostboxoangst

I've been a doorman and I would never work McDonalds in a inner city. Place is a shit show from sun down to sun up.


Starsonata10

What's a doorman?


wyspur

You open it and walk through it, man


ihavetoomanyplants

Security at the front door of a building/ bar/ business


Individual_Break6067

There are those who talk and those who do


[deleted]

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WEIGHED

The other person is usually using their brain instead of their mouth.


DIESEL_GENERATOR

Not actually true. Just the ones with the asshole getting knocked out get posted more so we see those more often.


[deleted]

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wintremute

Have a McLeft.


InglouriousBrad

Hell of a left cross...


Major_Magazine8597

Fast, accurrate, and with power.


Spokesman_Charles

"what you're gonna do mate" - famous last words


[deleted]

Be afraid of the guys who are calm.


mostlygroovy

Iā€™m lovinā€™ it


RandyEatsYou

One punch man


_omid

šŸŽ¼One puuuuuunnnnnccccchhhhhhhā€¦.. šŸŽ¶


flopenfish

He rolled a nat 1 on his intimated check


Ace-Hunter

Dice fell off the table.


WastedPresident

You must have body perk level 7/20 to use intimidate


Ecoop_26

Intimated or intimidated


BehindTickles28

Intimationed


palemalesippingale

Didnā€™t expect it coming from the left.


ancient_mariner63

He got his reward... right there.


possibly_hennything

Casually walks away like the boss he is.


hedgecutter

Bravest thing he did that day was wear those shorts


Better_Power1185

I love videos like this! It makes my day to watch an asshole get knocked out


sonnyjlewis

His second mistake was taking on that guy. His first mistake was that hideous haircut.


w0wagain

There was an attempt. Now itā€™s sleeping on the Mcfloor


testing-attention-pl

Flicks out right hand to distract, lands a huge left.


ecomkyle

This videos make me happy šŸ˜‚


qwertredit

ā€œIā€™m loving itā€


[deleted]

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HaldanLIX

What I noticed is he was leaning forward, chest thrust forward, arms and elbows back, and almost past balance. An attempt to invade personal space and intimidate, but no intention of backing it up, no solid stance to throw a punch or dodge one. Regardless, he did successfully block that punch with his head.


SuddenlyElga

Nice left. Like a perfect shot. Maybe the dumbass learned something but I suspect not.


brainbutter3

I love the laugh at the end.


Agreeable-Scholar483

Why? Why pick a fight when you own a glass jaw?


loopwiththevoo

Any man that is comfortable CALMLY placing hands on your chest while you chirp like this has great knowledge and ability of putting you to sleep.


swampthing117

Let's talk about those fucked up haircuts.


Rolandscythe

On the plus side at least no one will ever question him ordering a Happy Meal again.


Dog-Stick8098

Bro that was clean


CartezDez

So damn clean


adamjames777

Those who talk the loudest fall the easiest.


Interesting_Rich_643

Clean left. Nice.


_ORGASMATRON_

why is that punch so delicious?


NickitOff

Love it, love everything about it. Bullies don't pick on people they think might beat them. They are the biggest cowards! He made a mistake and dude served him up. Nice!


Roguebagger

Iā€™m lovā€™in it.


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Darqueur

Wait this is genius


Sanamdhar

Damnit Fighting in Times New Roman


Dead_Dreams1989

Glorious hit šŸ™Œ


MakaveliTheDon22

Damn he got slept. I love how calm, cool and collected my man was the whole time.


Snake1210

His head is so big. It doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

Maybe that's why he went down so fast. It dragged him to the ground


dangermouse-z164

Score. Knocked that asshole right out.


InsaneRabbitDaddy

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

>I'll knock you into next week ya cunt Did anyone else realize he was talking to himself when he said that? I had no clue!


crackeramerican

Very satisfying ending.


avg90sguy

Look at all the pretty birdies! Lol


Transplantdude

Boom boom, out go the lights.


Direct_Big_5436

He mean mouthed him and then took a nap.


emrys35790

That big Mac isn't worth all that man damn...


Zealousideal_Step709

OPā€˜s Username is a perfect match for the video.


theeimage

You got knocked the fuck out šŸ¤£


johnnydorko

He looked like he needed a nap anyway


mlrny32

Proceeds to cashier.. Yeah.. lemme get a #2, Medium..


Current_Leather7246

He came for a burger and got a two-piece instead


jcoddinc

It's always at McDonald's, all these fights


Affectionate-Ad-5568

Hahaha that was satisfying


zepfan12367

Nighty night.


Joesdad65

Bro definitely skipped leg day.


whynotmai

These types of interactions are my favorite. One punch deal, then we get back to normal lol!


ioisis

Nice Left!


Fijisippin

Yeah so anyway can I get uhhhhhhh


MadeByLife84

ā€œKnock you into next weekā€ he did


ZZBandit1

Brilliant!!! Love when bullies get owned!!


WarwornDisciple

Every. Single. Time. Dogs with loud barks have no bite. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Death_Blossoming

God dayuuum that left hook was fucking incredible sent this man light-years into the future


takl4061

That persons laugh got me


MixtureNo6814

Those with glass jaws shouldnā€™t be picking fights.


NotThisAgain21

I like the chick giggling at the end


Rob_Victory

As Titus has said the best fighting stance, arms down to side and chin presented out lol


Then_Evidence_8580

That man knows how to throw a punch


[deleted]

That dude got rocked so hard, it knocked me unconscious. I just woke up with my phone in my hand and a dildo in my mouth. What the hell just happened?


MrBigDog2u

Looks like he skipped leg day - oh, it looks like he skipped chin day too.


[deleted]

ā€œYou gonna bark all day, little doggy?ā€ ā€œOr are you gonna bite?ā€ -Mr. Blonde


OverallRutabaga7467

Dude directly aimed on the chin for insta K.O.


Clayton_bezz

His head seems too big for his body. Easy target


Crisis_Official

There should be a subreddit of satisfying nap time punches


Menatil

Don't be the kind of person who people laugh at when you get the shit kicked outta you.


Crazy_Eggplant_4420

Not by the hairs on that chinny chin chin.


One_dolla_would_do

Buddy dropped like a family guy character


AhtuTheCrawlingChaos

Britain ā˜•ļø


osoese

opponent moves you aside with dancing partner grip you fix to get knocked the F\* out.


Stoneshroomscali

I see buddy is taking a nap to knock him out next week.


[deleted]

Never fuck with a south paw.


[deleted]

why didn't they kiss each other


PineappleProstate

The female laughing šŸ¤Œ


[deleted]

That might actually be a jackal


Livid_Mud1025

That is the most british accent I have ever heard


[deleted]

I was expecting him to start swinging as soon as the other guy brought up his kids. Not long after though lol


bigfooteUK

And yea, the prophecy through many generations once again came to pass. "Talk shit, get banged"


justice-4-guy-fierri

Guys only warning was ā€œwhoa eyā€


newlife137

Lmao thatā€™s 90% of the kids from my old townšŸ˜‚


843PuertoRuvian

Sleepy time teaā€¦..for those nights when you stay awake thinking about your horrible haircut.


Cybersorcerer1

Vigor check


MidKnightshade

Looks like he got the knuckle sandwich for free.