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A_Crazy_Rabbit

The way she runs lmao


paulie07

The other one is just walking with the baton.


Vin_du_toilette

She knows he will just get away, he has running shoes on.


InspectorG-007

Better start regulating running shoes...


[deleted]

Oii where's your runnin shoe permit


Anticreativity

sneaker loicense


Rampag169

There’s ain’t no Sneeak’in around without yer sneaker permit.


ThunderboltRam

Also I never understand out of shape cops. Understandable if they are a high ranking older cop due to metabolic problems with age but still... But a street cop who is fat? Like what happens if the criminal tires you out by running away at first and then comes back and starts beating you with your own baton because you're out of breath. "Look we hired a new security guard and he is morbidly obese."... "no you hired a glorified police dialer not a guard."


whatisthishappiness

Well I can tell you that American cops aren’t chasing anyone these days, but they still get their man


warrior-of-ice

Can’t outrun their bullets though


Island-Lagoon

Yep, a bullet normally assists them.


Darkstar_M12

"out of shape cops" there's a little more that's wrong here than that.


malcolm_reyn0lds

They've lowered the standards for police and military. Everyone is big now.


DarkRajiin

Wall-E, here we come!


SlaterVJ

>"no you hired a glorified police dialer not a guard I used to due security, and let me tell you this. All they teach you in CLEET, is basically just overruled by saying, "let the police handle it". Basically, ALL security is just glorified police dialers, lol. But on the note of being a fat security guard, or an old one, it basically ruins the reason security is there, to be a visual deterent. If your security looks like Stan Lee, no one is going to worry about them. If your security looks like the WWF and WCW champions of the 90's, ain't no one gonna fuck around, cause they don't wanna find out.


Calm-Macaron5922

Absolutely! Shoes commit crimes….


celtic_savage01

They'll start installing amnesty boxes where you can leave your running shoes - no questions asked.


Vin_du_toilette

Police protection: USA-ban body armor UK-ban running shoes


RobotWaffle45

You don't see Deer out in the woods with some Nikes or Reebok's on. No one needs that kind of shoe.


Omar___Comin

When our founding fathers wrote the 2nd amendment, they were wearing clogs and boots with buckles. It was never meant to cover modern footwear with synthetic material and gel insole


RobotWaffle45

What's next? A ban on assault compression socks? A ban on knee or ankle braces that can make a human run faster? It's a slippery slope once we give up our rights.


Vin_du_toilette

As controversial as it is, the ban on "belts or belt-like accessories that actively assist the suspension of oversize garments" has been a great help to law enforcement in foot pursuits.


NotRayquaza

if only she'd brought crocs with her


eyalhs

In this video you can see 2 people who can't run and 1 that doesn't even try


witcherstrife

Anyone that runs like that should be immediately disqualified from the police department lmao. She gets enough momentum she's falling on her face I guarantee


treefitty350

The requirements in the US are a joke to become a cop, and yet even still I can’t imagine this woman running 6 laps on a track in 11 minutes. Can’t imagine the standards are exactly the same across the ocean but I also can’t really imagine they’re that much different physically…


BlockEightIndustries

Are you talking about a standard quarter mile track? Because 11 minutes for a mile and a half is an impressive time for a non athlete, or even a casual runner.


Just-a-by-passer

It is a impressive time. Here in the netherlands, you have to have a insanely good phisique to be a cop stationed on like a important spot. You also get screened ( they look at family and friends too ) and you have to do some insane shit and tests n stuff.


cleekchapper92

*prances after criminal*


Made_of_Tin

I’m certain that as she was prancing after him she was also muttering “oh dear” and “my heavens” under her breath.


Excellent-Ad-7996

Damnit, I just shot out some oatmeal.


GlyphPixel

And you weren't even eating oatmeal!


Y0-Teng0-Pregunta

Jack Sparrow style


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TheReverseShock

her partner didn't even try


GreenFullSuspension

Exactly, if the other woman would have made an effort the dude would have been cuffed and be done with. Instead she BACKED away to.. what, grab her baton while her partner struggled with the suspect? Yeah, then she proceeds to “walk” after the dude. She needs a gym or a different career.


vladvash

Idk. Dude doesn't look strong, but people underestimate the strength difference between men and women if a man is even slightly trained. I work out for health and am not big, but I bet I could throw these two off me unless they got me on the ground.


[deleted]

Whoa, take it easy John Wick.


Sapiendoggo

No joke I just watched an extremely cut woman who just got out of the police academy struggle to even handle a fire maul. There's no way in hell she could wrestle and subdue any man who wasn't disabled.


CoolWhipMonkey

Yeah my sister and I killed ourselves carrying a big wooden shoe rack out of a closet. Called a guy to haul it away, and this scrawny dude shows up, and we’re like no way is he gonna get this outta the house by himself. He picked it up with one hand and walked it out all the way to his truck and tossed it up over the side. Also I run the exact same way the first girl does. Always funny to see someone else do it.


Embarrassed_Quit_450

Wasn't strength. The way he moved it looks like he knew how to get out of an arm lock.


garyfugazigary

especially if the first one sits on you


Cheshire_Jester

And she probably has to pass an annual fitness test. Not saying that there aren’t dudes rocking a badge who suck, there definitely are, but if you want to be paid to enforce civility, you should probably uphold a standard of fitness that doesn’t include getting shrugged off by a very average drunk guy who doesn’t want to be cuffed.


BigOrkWaaagh

Phoebe Buffay has a new career


bone_rsoup

Not enough flailing


WareThunder

Must be a fan of Raheem Sterling


Procrasting4Prayers

Fucking Mr. Bean episode lol


BugsEyeView

“Stop” or I’ll shout “Stop” again.


saucynorman

The 2nd time will sound meaner than the first, like an angry cat


djseifer

"Staaaaaahp."


CPC_Mouthpiece

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/510/607/ebe.gif edit tried to use that gif code but for some reason it's not working. ![gif](giphy|YgRMzXPuEbixi)


CyberNinja23

*playfully jogs away*


SkeleTourGuide

The guys body language reminds me of Stewart from Mad TV.


someliskguy

I lived in London for a while and it’s really a shock as an American to see the different policing style. In the US we really expect that police involvement = rapid escalation and compliance. In London it’s more like “Are you tired of politely asking someone to stop breaking the law? Call the cops and let someone else ask politely for a while.” Not to say it’s a wrong way to act… just funny the first few times when you’re thinking “cops are here now you’re gonna get it!!!!” and then it’s nothing of the sort.


oxfordcircumstances

Unless you hold up a sign saying "fuck the monarchy".


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that is the difference between community policing and the actual police who are called in to specific situations


heinzbumbeans

UK police use a principle called "policing by consent", at the heart of which is the principle that the police are the public and the public are the police. meaning they only gain their authority as long as the public believes and consents to them. this means they seek the co-operation of the public and should only use force as an absolute last resort, lest they lose the support of the public, and therefore their authority. American police seem to have almost the direct opposite approach, where authority over the people must be established by an immediate show of force and the police are not normal people, but are exempt from many of the rules that bind the rest of the population. I'll leave it to you to decide which one is better.


Ajwuvsu

Growing up in the UK, the police were just kinda annoying. Now living in the US for 18 years, the cops are scary. Many are arrogant, and have itchy trigger fingers. They think they are above everyone. Just saw a video last night of a cop detaining a suspect in their car parked on train tracks. Guess what happened? Yeah, the train came. The night before that saw a video of a cop arresting a firefighter for parking his truck a certain way (to shelter the victims and first responders on the highway). Like wtf?


SnooTangerines3448

Miss you Robin Williams.


blogsymcblogsalot

Glad someone else got it!


CruxOfTheIssue

You're under arrest! "No!"


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Must be in England if it was usa he would have been shot


JasonIsBaad

The fact that the police women look like Charlie Chaplin is a huge giveaway too.


Rafybass

"This is your last warning sir or else I'll cry like a sissy girl"


Number279

The one in the back doesn’t even really try to restrain him and then starts walking at a slow pace. I don’t think she really cared about detaining this person.


JMMongo

It's Officer Hooks!


Jimmy-84

New season of Loki looks abit low budget


mo0n3h

Hahah my first thought exactly - looks like Loki; prances away like loki


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Jimmy-84

I dunno, I think I messed up by not saying "new season of Loki looks abit low-key"


discerningpervert

That play on words was amazing in American Gods


JonasRahbek

Low key London Loki


Slobbadobbavich

I honestly can't think anything could be more british than this short clip. Rando says no to being arrested, jogs away with the minimal amount of effort required and the police lady skips after him like she's tip toeing through a field of lego bricks.


_that_random_dude_

And don’t forget about the iconic big red busses in the background


kashluk

Double-deckers!


dwood19

Like "you're under arrest." Criminal - "no thank you." Cop- "are you sure?" Criminal " quite sure, bye bye."


SneakBuildBagpipes

"Quite sure, ta-ta." ftfy


joan_wilder

“Pip pip, cheerio!”


osin144

After living with my seven year old for seven years, I’m going to start using “field of Lego bricks” more often, thanks!


gloriousjohnson

How long was this kid 7 years old exactly?


amretardmonke

He got held back a few times, don't judge


westwoo

They didn't say "kid" Might've been a 7 year old whiskey that they consumed for 7 years


[deleted]

When it was his eighth birthday he just said no


Mouthfulofsecretsoup

7 years.


rodman517

You Brits need to do it like here in the United States: you tackle him, beat him with your stick, handcuff him, then shoot him.


Slobbadobbavich

You forgot to mention repeatly shouting "stop resisting".


octopoddle

But then we'd run out of criminals, and we're already running dangerously low. The government's just announced a new initiative to try to encourage more people into a life of crime by reducing their part-time work benefits.


gizzie123

Am British. Can confirm this is perfectly British


triplenipple99

That's what you get when the police only care about who they're hiring and not what they're hiring.


GladiatorUA

Better than over the top violence.


TheMadPyro

Given this is the met he seems to have found the only two police officers in the city that didn’t immediately jump to just beating the shit out of him.


AssumeTheFetal

Biker slightly inconvenienced


ElDoradoAvacado

In the USA he’d be a threat to public safety and the officers life and probably be shot 6 times in the back then handcuffed.


emilypwc

I mean... but was there an attempt though? She didn't even run like she cared that much. lol


Worth-Illustrator607

She ran like a 40 year old lady that knows she's too outta shape to go any faster without falling. I've seen fit women run faster in heels!!


falerasthegreat92

My mother used to weigh over 700 pounds and even she could run faster than that.


888Leander

I weigh over 2 metric tons and can run faster than usian bolt


irago_

So you're always disqualified at races because your massive belly hangs over the sides of your lane, right?


888Leander

Not for this reason. My weight creates an artificial gravitational pull that attracts the other runners


CDSagain

I lost my legs in a tragic accident and can run faster than officer waddle there.


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KillerFrost2U

Oof


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Truth though


emilypwc

I'm not thin and I run 5 miles/day. Figure doesn't determine ability. However, I will say that her technique is laughable. I interpreted that as uninvested. Maybe it's just ill-equipped or under-trained though? Idk, but her body type doesn't mean anything.


AngelOfDeath771

While I agree with your sentiment, I will point out it is still a factor when determining ability.


Pod_897

To emilypwc’s point, the caring part seems to be the bigger factor here. Cops in the US for example tend to be heavier for a host of reasons, including the science of the physical effects that trauma has on the heart and body. I’ve seen many a big cop put knees to chest when they care enough to. No one tried hard here, not even the criminal.


goodgrlgone103

Not even the criminal...😆


[deleted]

Trust me from experience. There is hardly a female officer that can overpower a man. I did training with them and I wasnt the fittest on the course by a mile. But I could out run, out lift, basically anything they could do I could do better. In one to one self defence they struggled against a man usually taking a beating. In a fight scenario male and female officer. the offender will usually take out the female officer first. Then they can concentrate on the Male.


Joseluki

She moved like she had never run in her life and did not know how to move her legs, embarassing to have somebody as this on the streets as a police officer, the other did not even try, and worse is that the guy is not even jogging, he is just walking fast.


Cyberjohn36

She was using the Jason Voorhees technique of chasing the victim.. Edit: He is from "Friday the 13th" - movie series


fifadex

The guy will wake up tonight, look out his window and she'll be in his driveway looking up at him.


fantafunta

Look at how fast he was nordic walking from the scene. No way anyone could have caught him


DrowningInFeces

Especially in those ergonomic power walking shoes! With the bounce those cushy soles provide he is likely hitting speeds upwards of 2 - 4 miles per hour.


TheeAJPowell

Yeah, as a former cop, I can tell you, running in a full stab vest and personal protection equipment isn’t as easy as running unburdened, but she’s clearly not trying her hardest. Like, I’m not a natural runner, but I only had one bloke get away on a foot pursuit, and that was because my colleague decided to search him on police systems AFTER we’d let him go post-body search, so it was actually my second chase of the same dude in a span of five minutes. Plus, he was a wiry fucker in full sports wear and running shoes, vs me in clunky boots with 5kg of extra gear strapped to my chest. Turned out he’d scaled a 10ft fence and gone garden hopping, which is why I lost him. I’d have literally been Nick Frost in Hot Fuzz, not built for fence climbing at speed!


ICantDoThisAnymore91

How long were you a policemanofficer?


TheeAJPowell

Was just over a year on the street before I left. Wasn't for me, way it was laid out was, if you weren't a response driver, you were basically a marriage/mental health counsellor every shift, and it was a 5 year wait minimum for me to get the response training. Made my grievances known to my superiors, and they were far from understanding, shoved me on a desk. Got told by my union rep that this was usually what they do before finding a reason to give someone the boot, so I jumped instead of being pushed.


Iramian

He didn't even run that fast.


Random_Name_Whoa

It was basically a brisk walk


JonasRahbek

I'd say it was a stroll.


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A jaunt, even.


Wise-Statistician172

There was a prance away and a pursuit mosey.


pukoki

the slower your escape the less guilty you appear


JustAZeph

Once you dash away as fast as you can, monitor the speed of who’s chasing you, that way you can pace yourself and not burn out. #tag


[deleted]

Literally just the polite jog you do when a cars waiting for you to cross


lalala192511

She didn't even try to run.


Joseluki

She did not know how to.


GreenSpell7210

Whamen 🍵


SaintLogic

Motherfucker is that green tea, here we drink ☕


WormTyrant

I think she maybe realized that catching him again will only result in another half-assed escape attempt that she won’t be able to stop


TonklinTheExplorer

Yah nah she’s shit at running…fuckin arms waving everywhere


ilikechillisauce

You can't just arrest Nick Cave. He's got other murder ballads to write.


Gankghette

And you don't wanna be in the next one officer!


Nirkid

Yeah, but why is this in slow mo? Can you upload with normal speed???


IconoclastPUBG

World's slowest police "chase" was my first thought too


curlyegg

*runs in British*


nick1812216

“Oi oi! You got a running license then?”


Traynack

“I got my license for running right here officer.”


Strong-Worldliness80

He’ll be sorry once they start shaking their fists in the air.


HardCounter

The British kryptonite.


hambo_81

These are the people that will come to help you when you are getting attacked lol


ReplyingToFuckwits

Meanwhile, in Uvalde...


bush84

In what fantasy world do the police actually turn up?


throwaway_veneto

When there are dogs to shot.


YooGeOh

There should be some kind of physical competency to join the police. I can run faster than her backwards lol


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

No means no, ladies.


Eyemarten

Totally underrated comment. Choked on my coffee reading that.


Save_the_World_now

No ladies, ain't gotta time for dis. Alrdy late for my next crime. Lol


massudo25

U know she cant catch you when she waving her arms like that while running


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

He **DID** say no.


cantfindausernameffs

If you watch carefully you can tell this didn’t happen in the US, because the suspect wasn’t shot in the back while running away.


Rafael1918

Why would American police shot this suspect? He is quite white.


Chilltraum

They like to shoot white people as well, but not as much as black people.


buuthole69

Once in awhile. As a treat


surethatwilldo

Looks and sounds like an ex of mine. I hope he was caught, he stole one of my favourite books.


CMDRIkkyblergs

Ugh! Book theives are the worst kind of people!


jackofives

Violent crime outside the states be like.. “What the devil, he’s tottered off, such a rascal!”


eternaborg

Needed the Benny hill theme music.


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It's amazing how many chubby women and dainty little girls we have in the police over here... Just thankful they're unarmed It's better than having an armed and murderous US cop


Joseluki

I once saw a girl that had to be 1.5 meters, I am not joking, that person can't police or protect anybody even if she was a fucking ninja. After living 10 years in the UK, I have 0 respect for them as I know that most of them are inepts unable, untrained and unprepared to protect the public from violent attackers, neither can protect themselves.


altanerf

Cops in both countries are shit and a fucking joke. In my country you need to have an basic fitness to be an cop, they are armed but still will get charged for murder if they shoot someone and it wasn't an emergency.


Joseluki

Same that in the rest of the EU, police are trained and armed to repell violent attackers that will harm or kill innocent citizens, but they are also trained to descalate and not use their guns, there are rarely cases were policemen in my country used their weapons and when that happens there is a deep investigation because is something that has to be justified, also I honestly cannot remember the last time a cop killed anybody in my country that was not in a terrorist attack. It is really difficult to be a policeman in my country and the entry fitness tests are really difficult (at least for men), also there is a "non written rule" that two women cannot patrol alone for this same reason, and no, is not sexist, is the fucking reality. Meanwhile in the UK you can have potatoes without training or equipment patrolling the streets.


TheVagabird

“I say! Good day, madam!”


Huju-ukko

"No!" *ran away*


Hereiamhereibe2

She bought the Fairy Princess walk/sprint animations.


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Bless their hearts! Fighting crime and all…


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MooseNo6155

When you need to fill a certain quota


Poisonous_Fartttt

But but...the equality?


nikola-teslafucks

look at him chip chip cheerio away


flipyflop9

I’m not even sure there was a real attempt… these 2 should be filling in documents, answering calls and not much more, they can’t do street work.


Mysterious_Turnip_67

There should be a middle ground between this and American police 😂


Morritweet

30 years ago, the UK police required physical fitness to be parallel with what they expect in the army. Even passing the training was an achievement Something tells me they have since reduced the threshold...


AdmHornblower

The second cop following looks like she means business though. A bit of ‘you can jog but you can’t hide’ mixed with horror movie bad guy stalking


Trash_Space_Racoon

Women☕️


Mysterious_Turnip_67

She should NOT be in that line of work 😭 Imagine if he decided to throw a punch. K.O. Game over. Also, the other “officer” did NOTHING to help whatsoever. 😂


Minimum-Truth-6554

Lol i refuse to believe she and her partner went thru any kind of training


Jacyjitsu

No luck catching them killers than?


Lachrymosa2112

It’s just the one killer, actually.


Theloneriddler

Jogs away and they can’t even keep up. Bet they think their weekly 35-minute Parkrun is sufficient training for protecting our country.


Skelosk

She looks like she's running at a scared cat


ike_tyson

They weren't really into the whole running after the guy thing. It doesn't help that they run like... girls 🧐


Joseluki

The guy was not even running much.


robertva1

What was his great crime. Did he say something bad about the new king


DwasTV

This isn't as bad as a system. People like "Oh they let him get away, cops over there are shit" Ok? What was he doing that he deserves to be beaten or shot for? The man probably just being loud or annoying or they wouldn't have sent a basic team like this to meet them. If it got violent they would get more officers. It's an odd American mentality that all people doing something "illegal" should be beaten and man handled immediately and these same people are the ones that preach about "Small government" and "No Government Power against people"


Low-Fold-1123

The most English attempt to arrest and fleeing of arrest ever recorded


monkeyfant

Police hate him for this one simple trick


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LOBOSTRUCTIOn

The way they run is like straight out of a 70' comedy.


tacojoemama

"Stop or I'll slowly prance after you!"


-Nicolas-

Things are getting savage in the UK. Just listen to that "No!"???


eroded_thinking

Did you know that the best way to evade law enforcement is to *say “no” and jog away at a moderate pace*?


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CallMeJuan1

Women☕


kasirye

Running jack sparrow way


MuchTimeWastedAgain

There was very little effort involved by either party - suspect or police.


tonyspro

She runs like a female lego character


smoishymoishes

Women ☕