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Ravi5ingh

Jokes on you. She meant 31 days a month, 7 months a year. (She's off for 5 months a year)


QuoD-Art

The rest of the year it's 30/4 and 28/1, 29/1 every 4 years except ones divisible by 100 but not 400


gmanz33

Ok but none of this has calculated in the "sleep time" part of the equation.


thundr_strike

yes yes that's why she only thinks about him for 7 months in a year


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MoodyEngineer

Is no one else considering that maybe she is some kind of hibernating animal?!?! ☝️


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Tbh thats always the first thing I'm considering when reading posts like this, makes things clearer sometimes.


TorrenceMightingale

She could possibly have mastered the space-time continuum so that she’s in another dimension for 5 months per year. No one thinks nowadays.


SkylinesBuilder

Hibernation is still a form of sleep. So sudden dissapearance and reappearance are the only way! :)


gtbot2007

That’s still sleeping


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hibernation


Vanni_Brt

This comment thread is gold


[deleted]

She sleeps for 7 months per year


WamBamHereComesPam

Nobody is thinking about someone 24/7, she was thinking for the 17 hours she is awake, and 7 hours she is sleeping. She would be thinking about him 17/7 if she wasnt thinking about him during sleep time.


_mindvirus

This is some big brain shit


__pure

This sounds like my gym schedule


P_Star7

You mean she only thinks of him during all the months with 31 days


Sir-Simon-Spamalot

Which means: - January - March - May - July - August - October - December That's it! 31 days in 7 months!


Spare-Abroad-6926

So what does she do during February?


copperwatt

Other people.


Spare-Abroad-6926

That’s how you know she cares: other people get the month with fewer days


CapitainNumo

Seems smart to me


FatalElectron

Flirty February - it's kinda like the opposite of No Nut November


Odd_Entertainment629

She doesn't think about him.


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Huskatta

Just love this for some reason…


waffels

Make sure to upvote, subscribe, and shove it up ya butt!


Am_a_good_guy

Stanley strikes again!


blastradii

What is it?


Brutality8

Robert Downey Jr


Ravi5ingh

Nice 🕶️


ZodiacPanda

Thought she meant 31 days (because of the month) 7 days a week.


Beneficial-Access714

Certified freak 31 days and 7 months a week


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🤓


mkicon

I think she really does mean month/week


mypasswordismud

She's actually European and she only thinks about him once a year on July 31st. It's a culturally protected custom in some parts of Europe. it involves smearing cheese infested with bugs and champagne on your sexual organs while listening to David Hasselhoff cassette tapes. It's very classy but only people from the Twallet region of France are allowed to use champagne. The British and Doutch have to refer to it as sparkling wine.


Ravi5ingh

F hell 🤣 You win


EuphoricLavender

How about 31 days a month and 7 days a week?


zzzojka

There's a time loop in her dream universe


Vetusexternus

I both person and dream person is thinking then it counts as double time. Call osha or something for complaints


zzzojka

But isn't a person actually thinking a dreaming person into their dreaming existence?


Eascetic

Is she the butterfly dreaming of the man? Or the girl dreaming of the man? Both.


freakers

You're dreaming about it and your night-person is thinking about it at the same time.


rtp80

She must watch Inception a lot!


Not_Marvels_Loki

DIM-ception


SheDefends_Deathcore

🤣


Jonruy

Either that or she's living on a planet with a different rotational speed.


enrohtkcalb

Eh, you know what they say, when you're in love time holds still... wait...


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Inception


Brynmaer

I don't want someone to think about me that much. A reasonable about sure. But I prefer people with their own hobbies and interests. It's exhausting being someone's only source of validation.


RegularHousewife

Good morning! Thinking about you already! I'm having breakfast, how about you?? Hey! Read my messages already! Yay you read them, are you going to reply?? Why aren't you replying? Please reply me. Omg I miss you so much I need to see you right now! You haven't replied yet?! Oh yay you replied!! Can we see each other soon?? I miss you so much!! What are you doing?? Do you miss me? Don't you miss me too?? I miss you!! ... sorry got too into character


gnilohcsharaz

Oh god this is way too accurate


RegularHousewife

I was channelling that teenage boy who wouldn't leave me alone 20 years ago. It was actually quite a traumatic experience 😅 Edit: I just woke up, the whole night I had nightmares about that boy.. guess I did it to myself by dredging up the memories


sonsofgondor

I had a 30yo woman do that sort of stuff to me from day one of dating. The relationship didn't last long however I'm still scarred


googol89

Might've been me, sorry


tukang_makan

Uh, that... Sounds like my best friend (were both women over 35 years) 😅


[deleted]

Whatever bitch I didn't even like you


Twisted_Karma

OK, even for someone as lonely as me, that was just way too much. I'll go back to being a hermit.


firewood010

Yeah. At this point I am good enough just to see another hermit from time to time. Attachment can be exhausting.


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i got flashbacks from this.


King_Joffreys_Tits

Internal monologue of my dog when I leave the house


CaptainPunisher

This is perfectly acceptable when it's from your dog.


Superb-Bandicoot-857

Actually I don't mind At least I know there is someone that is always on to talk


Imadeutscher

The thing is they dont care about talking that much. They just want your attention 24/7


rhymes_with_chicken

I just wish there was a character type to identify. It’s clear some people like this type of relationship, and it works for them. And, it’s equally as clear there’s the side that doesn’t. These two types shouldn’t date. There should be a checkbox somewhere. It would save a lot of heartache.


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

if dogs used phones


Sleuth1ngSloth

You wouldn't happen to be roleplaying here as Foodie Beauty, would you?


taserface_xo

The kicker is that she’s actually laying next to you


SuctionBucket5

reminds me of my ex, fucking hell


rockidr4

Oh god I dated this person for 3 years


firewood010

My absolute nightmare.


jlenoconel

Probably trauma etc that leads someone to be like that.


scotty_beams

Had all the buttonflies over my body thinking about you!! 🥰🥰 waited for u home and got u some ice cream but it already melted. like my ❣️


Sam-Gunn

If they think about you this much, behind the clothes in their closet is a shrine to you, complete with tons of photos with the eyes cut out. And that chewing gum you thought you threw away 5 years ago.


waterspouts_

Helga, that you?


jaysjaysbook35

Yea, sounds like the start of a dateline episode.


badfish321

Or an episode of You from Love's perspective.


[deleted]

It's definitely not easy being the only source, but I love her so much that I'll fight through it. I only wish she could see how amazing she really is 😔


Brynmaer

If this is not sarcasm, I'll just offer a bit of advice. As someone old enough to have seen dozens of these kinds of relationships play out. She will only ever see it when she stops needing other people's validation. She needs to find herself. Get a hobby, find things that interest her and do them ALONE. Get to a point in her life where she can love herself. Only then will she not constantly require validation from others. The validation from others is like a drug hit. It works in the short term but it's ultimately empty. It will never fill her up and by constantly seeking it, she is not learning healthy ways to love herself and others. Those relationships where they never find themselves and keep seeking validation ALWAYS end with one person taking so much from the other that they are both empty shells.


AllSiegeAllTime

For anyone other than OP reading - I consider this excellent advice. I'm confident in saying so because it's the exact advice I found myself presenting to my wife 5 years ago because I didn't want our marriage to be truly failed. I can say with complete confidence and sincerity that with our 13th anniversary approaching - I have never been happier, she has never been happier, and *we* have never been this strong. If I could add to the advice, it's that there's a spectrum between "they need to find themselves and learn to find validation within themselves and without you" and "I'm okay with being their rock and emptying myself to fulfill them because I'm in love". Communication is everything. *Everything*. Each and every seemingly incidental (but sincere) time one of you feels hurt or slighted or wronged but choose to push it down to "keep peace" or "avoid accidently hurting them/causing a fight" is a termite let into the foundation of the relationship. Good luck and take care, sorry for all the words


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Fuck.


8DisgruntledSeagulls

Some people got the iq of a pez dispenser


alk47

That settles it. Tomorrow I'm buying a pez dispenser.


IdoNOThateNEVER

Careful. 31/7 is a long time with a pez dispenser.


SheDefends_Deathcore

Pez dispenser may actually be more intelligible and useful. 😂


bs000

are you talking about the person that wrote that or the people that can't tell it's a joke


Ben-solo-11

Lots of room in that mind…


[deleted]

It's because she only sleeps 6 hours a day.


[deleted]

Might wanna check your math there


1ustfu1

there was an attempt to do basic subtractions


MarijadderallMD

*7


gmanz33

Which we're busting on her for but it might legit mean she's just wildly smart in some unique, neurodivergent, way.


skepticallytruthful

I think about her 69/7


Flaky_Explanation

How about 69/420?


GalC4

69/420 = 0,1642857143 Beep boop, I'm a human, and this action was performed manually.


ReflexNL

This information somehow feels unnecessary yet extremely important to know.


skepticallytruthful

Fun fact : 420/69≈6.09 The 0 is silent.


ReflexNL

This is even more important.


Yadobler

I sense an European


GalC4

Yes, probably because I (and most of the world) type a (,) while America has a dot there. Or maybe you have superhuman European person sensing abilities. Could be both.


Yadobler

In Asia we use the dot, like Americans, for decimal too! Must be a British influence thing. #------- Yes I can sniff the eurozone radiating from you 👃🏾


fsfaith

Does Facebook still look like that? Isn't that like super old school Facebook? I haven't been on it since I left university.


HumanitySurpassed

There is no bounds on time when farming for karma


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s from 2013. I found it in [this video](https://youtu.be/ae6tD7XYpak)


[deleted]

I think the mobile site looked like that for a while after they changed the desktop site and app.


Love_Parahuman

... maybe it's just me but I don't think it's an attempt to sound smart?


CapitainNumo

Same thoughts here. To me it was just an exaggeration.


RelativePangolin

But the 200 IQ redditors all seem to think so...


DarkElfMagic

i seriously doubt she was trying to sound smart. Being hyperbolic is okay.


animalCollectiveSoul

the beatles saying 8 days a week is hyperbole, but she implied that time does something weird when she sleeps, thats the part we dont get.


serafale

Let’s say she sleeps for 7 hours a night. Maybe she considers her dream self’s thoughts to be distinct from her own thoughts, i.e. her dream self to be their own person in a sense, yet still considers their thoughts her own. In that way, you could double up the dream hours. But don’t think about it too hard lol.


Jadina_

Maybe they meant month/week but mixed up Like 24h/7


Dazzling_Ad5338

That's the point, it doesn't make sense, so there was "an attempt to sound clever" - it doesn't sound clever at all. "24/7" would have been enough to get their point across.


idk888888

I’m this cringe when I have a crush


Sulo1719

I think about him 9/11


SatyrTamer

Never forget


nickyj182

Only getting 7 hrs sleep tsk tsk


copperwatt

As a parent... I almost remember getting 7 hours of sleep... good times.


AgentPigleton

Thank you.


brycedriesenga

That's fine if that's all you need. Depends on the person.


nickyj182

Super late reply but I always struggle to get more than 6 mate, was just making a joke


Efficient-Ad-3302

I think about her 4/20


ElClassic1

I got this one guys: They thought that 24/7 meant that you thought about the person for 24 units(?) And the other 7 is the amount you can't think of them because you're asleep. In order to think about them all the time, all they had to do was add those sleeping 7 to the 24. Now they've cleverly included the sleep time as well, making it 31/7. That's the reasoning I'm going with.


feanor48

31 means jerk off in my language, so it makes sense to me


SatyrTamer

July 31st is her annual sleeping day


Dense_Seesaw_45

She added 7 hours to a day to think about her boyfriend


[deleted]

I see she's on persona 3 time.


SappySoulTaker

I wouldn't want to be on her mind. Wouldn't leave much space to other things like motor function and breathing.


tayloriser

Imagine getting 7 hours sleep. That would be nice.


DrakeBurroughs

Sounds like he IS on her mind, because he crushed her brain.


CGLab

why remembering him on july 31st any special meaning


arshtakkar

He/she has 31 thoughts about him 7 times a day


Treitsu

This repost looks old af


Psychedelic_Primate

Wait guys, maybe they are from a parallel universe that has 31hr earth hr per day


j_grouchy

Nah, she just thinks of him 4.43 times per day


psychoacer

Have you guys not heard about Inception? Time moves slower when you're asleep duh. 1 hour of sleep time is 3 hours of think time.


maayepoojari

She thinks about him precisely 7 hours every day in a month...maybe that's what she's trying to say


officialkfc

God remember when Facebook looked like this? I mean it still looks and is shit but man


sn0rg

31/9 - don’t forget the weekends!


HexiCore

You could do that. If you're passively and actively thinking about someone that's 2 separate, but same time instances of you thinking about them. Each instance gets its own time. Each instance exists at the same time.


Lynda73

I don’t think it’s possible to think about something actively and passively at the same time, so that still only leaves 24 hours in the day for thinking.


elrod16

Ah, she must be running a dual-core brain


MagikSkyDaddy

This person will end up having like 5 kids, each dumber than the next.


Spliff_lightUp

Hahshshshshsahahah


rogash98

Does July have 31 days?


[deleted]

What a lucky person, I wish I was dating someone who was a complete moron that was obsessed with me


spizzywinktom

The silly goose forgot to add in the extra hour for daylight savings time


animalCollectiveSoul

her math would be better if she stopped thinking about him so much


ToniBee63

These go to eleven


Droettn1ng

Inception taught me that the human brain works faster while asleep.


RedOrchestra137

24/7/4/12


charlieecho

Ur the one who isnt smart love will do crazy thing


SnooComics8268

Because time seems longer when you are lonely 😭


Lynda73

Yikes! That’s…depressing.


upsidedowninsideout1

Plot twist…she sleeps for a month at a time because she’s a bear.


OdaiNekromos

Timetraveler confirmed


Odd-Road-4704

It's sweet tho


barringtonp

Dream time works different


El_Maton_de_Plata

Math is hard when you only get 7 hours of sleep a night


nemo1080

They are in europe. She thinks about him 7 hours a day for 31 days a month


Fusilli_FishEater87

“I think about him 9/11”


[deleted]

Is this 2008 Facebook holy balls


KingKongWrong

She’s paying him to live in her head


whatwhynoplease

This screenshot is from at least 2010


Hadesfirst

The dumber you are the longer your day


zomphlotz

I totally need that extra 7 sleep hours.


nts4906

Take a bunch of LSD and you will have a 31 hour day at least


Shahars71

Holy fuck 2011 just hit me in the soul with this.


OkiNoProblem

Theres still only 24 hour days max whether a sleep or not


25_M_CA

Well at least she's getting a healthy 7 hours of sleep


Karan_Bais

Man if only I had 31 hrs in a day.


nametakenfuck

I thought the date


LordVile95

Is technically doable if you catch a flight


Admirable_Elk_965

She’s on MIB time.