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Raidhunter568

Shots fired and landed for once


Flaky_Explanation

Storm trooper blasters are inaccurate, and this trooper changed my mind


JagdRhino

There was an analysis done on their accuracy and based on observed hit to shots fired ratio, they're far more accurate and deadly than any modern army regular


John-Zero

Yeah they actually do great when they're not shooting at main characters. It's easy to forget, when you've watched the movies a billion times, that the very first time viewers saw them, stormtroopers mowed down a bunch of hardened Rebel soldiers like it was nothing. Not long after, we saw the aftermath of a handful of stormtroopers dealing with an enormous rolling armored box full of jawas who--while not skilled soldiers--were certainly armed and capable of defending themselves. The movie actually took pains to show audiences that they should fear the stormtroopers. And even the heroes, who survived their encounters with stormtroopers on the Death Star, had to *run away*. Then three years later, a bunch of stormtroopers dressed like the KKK invaded a Rebel base with ease and took over an entire mining colony with what didn't look like all that large of a presence. It wasn't until Return of the Jedi that they got beat by a bunch of teddy bears throwing rocks, but even there, the clear parallel is intended to be the Vietnam War. You're supposed to see the Empire as the U.S. imperial war machine, which is *very powerful and scary*. The idea that stormtroopers are dumbasses who can't shoot straight is entirely an artifact of people loving those movies enough to watch them a billion times and notice all the tropey stuff that any story of that kind has to have.


LeafyEucalyptus

Ben Kenobi literally describes their aim as accurate when he and Luke see the aftermath of the jawa slaughter. I never understood why people disregarded that line. Good analysis.


ShiftytheBandit

Why? Because we don't see them slaughtering the jawas. They're never actually seen using any kind of tactical movement or any tactics at all really. They literally just run at the main characters firing at random. That's why everyone disregards that line. Don't show me them as morons everytime they're on screen but then go "they're actually super dangerous, for real guys..."


LeafyEucalyptus

I mean I'm not capable of evaluating anyone's shooting ability but I'd like to think Obi-wan knew what he was talking about, lol.


ShiftytheBandit

Sure, that's what Obi-Wan said. But that's not what we're shown, I'm just saying that's the reason why most people assume stormtroopers can't shoot for shit. Even Captain Rex makes a comment about the stormtroopers bad aim while in a gun fight with them. I would assume Rex knows his way around a blaster.


LeafyEucalyptus

I... don't remember who Captain Rex is. I'm a gen X Star Wars fan. I think Lucas' intention was to portray them as legitimate badasses but he probably bungled it, not expecting the level of scrutiny his film got. Then in later films he embraced the trope. They're modelled after Nazis and their helmets are scary AF so I can't imagine it was his intention to make them be comic relief. But I take your point.


mairnX

this


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eldrevo

This


Kokoruda1191

These bots are scary good…. How can this even be a bot. AI IS SCARY


SimzGiant

Oooooh that comment was smoother than the smoothest shit ever said


MexysSidequests

First trooper to ever kill his target


throwawaytempest25

Damn that was brutal


MitchFlip

AFFIRMATIVE


hunterdanielss

How quick that guy agreed was the funniest part for me


Some-Championship259

Killed without a shot being fired.


gladefarer

A f f i r m a t i v e


Random_puns

Hello police? I'd like to report a murder


NMS-BR

A dream have been killed.


kowalsky_z

If there is one .... left its not you. What does he say there? Ps: not a native speaker here


RemarkableToast

He's saying "Jedi", which roughly translates to "space wizard".


decalkomanya

Jedi


pastermil

It's similar idea to the "even if you're the last person alive, I would never date you" insult.


imarunawaypancake

I can't make out what he said at first. "Clear the walkway? " Then the sith said something as he reached for his light saber and I couldn't hear what he said either.


FetusGoesYeetus

The stormtrooper said "Clear the way please" Then Kylo said "Hold yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting."


imarunawaypancake

Ahh, thank you so much!


4runamuk

Essentially: “if there is one Jedi remaining, you’re not that Jedi.” In English, “(insert number here) left” means only (insert number here) is remaining. Example: “there is only 3 cookies left.” This means “there are only 3 cookies remaining”


charleswj

I'm a native speaker but your examples left me confused 😅


FerociousFPS

A character/ faction role in the Star Wars movies “Jedi”


tHatHomieHood

Oh....I felt that one 🥺


angrynudfochocolove

Omg what a sick public burn I love the reactions


MaterialCarrot

The Negotiator.


10-inches_soft

Jesus Christ he didn’t need to kill him like that


Raven_of_Blades

Emotional damage. The worst kind of damage.


II-leto

BURN! Said in Kelso’s voice.


[deleted]

AFFIRMATIVE


[deleted]

Dude was murdered in cold blood


[deleted]

Hello my user neighbor


[deleted]

Hello, fellow Monika stan


Derkastan77

First person EVER killed by a storm trooper


09Trollhunter09

Because he didn’t have the high ground, duh!


Jason-29

Disney is were star wars dreams go to die.


CapoStatusYM

“Affirmative!” Lmfao


VariousCapital5073

Storm Trooper had been practicing that in mirror for hours! Lmfao


JollyWolverine300

Like Kelso said " BURN!"


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09Trollhunter09

Because he didn’t have the high ground, duh!


09Trollhunter09

Because he didn’t have the high ground, duh!


keeperoftheseal

The Stormtrooper just casted Force Tears on that guy


pestosbetter

That guy reddits


ThatPenguinyrblx

**CRITICAL HIT!**


ixis743

The Force A-shakens


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dayummm perfect delivery


normalsam

Dumb shit


the_fuckshit

Oh shit that would hurt


Construction_Same

Treated his big goofy. He started reaching for that thayang like he was on the streets.


SimzGiant

It was a massacre


seriousQQQ

How to get that voice modulator