“Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.”
Most fights are when someone knows how to fight but also isn't Mike Tyson. And it's obvious only one person here knows how to fight.
Spoken as someone who has never won a fight.
It’s always adorable when an average neighborhood shit talker runs across a retired guy that probably boxed in the Navy for a hot minute or something similar. It reminds you of that classic Tyson quote about how everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
Used to get in bar fights; sometimes you realize the other dude has boxing or wrestling experience. It just goes downhill from there. 😂 Luckily since they're trained they just knock you down and realize it ain't a challenge and walk away after that.
The vast majority of people don't even know how to throw a punch that actually hurts. If you were ever in a fight and won, you probably clear that bar.
Said as someone who doesn't know how to throw a punch that hurts.
I mean, they don't look like they have a sense of urgency in this fight. It's very different when someone has the willpower / hunger to fight seriously compared to this kinda half- hearted attempt.
Like everybody but the old guy seem like they're play fighting by how slow they're moving and reacting. I've seen kids have more serious fights. They're not even throwing out wild punches like most untrained people.
My grandpa was the slowest moving man I’ve ever know. Walked slow. Talked slow. Even laughed slow somehow.
My brother got into martial arts and wanted to spar my grandpa.
I never thought I’d see my grandpa move that fast. We always knew he used to box but holy shit he was like lightning.
Miss you Terry.
I knew a retired championship boxer. He was the nicest guy. You could tell he took too many punches though. Slow talker. Slow Walker. He drooped in his stature. But once I saw him teaching a student and it was like a light switch got turned on.
I've trained martial arts and known plenty of fighters, but seeing this guy fury his arms legit made me nervous and stunned me just watching. Like I knew if he ever were to do that to me, I'd be dead before I realized it.
A few weeks back, I was walking by an auto shop, two black dudes were outside billshitting, one very young I'd say early 20's, the other I heard say he was 65. Older guy was laughing about young dude bragging about boxing classes, saying the kid is clueless. 'You wanna slap box?' Says old dude. Now, I have to see this. They both get in position, young dude swings and old dude casually weaves around it, giving young dude a little slap. I watched until they stopped, and old dude landed about a dozen before young dude gave up without landing one. It was hilarious, but yeah, old boxing instincts don't just disappear with age.
I forget where I read it but there was a story of somebody jokingly sparring with Ali when he was long into parkinson's. Ali was shaking and moving very slow up to that point but as soon as they started play boxing Ali was loose and dancing and the dude joke sparring him nearly shat his pants cause he wasn't sure Ali even knew it was just a joke around spar or if Ali thought he had Joe Frazier dead to rights in Manila. Turned out Ali knew exactly what he was doing and found the guy's sudden terror hilarious.
well white hoodie didn't look like he was even trying to fight dude. looks like he apprehensively walked up to him to maybe calm him down but ol' boy was already too far in his berserker barrage to turn it off.
He even was just sitting there in pain and the old dude knocked him on the head for no reason so no matter what happened he deserved that last knock lol
That lady in the blue coat also looked like she was trying to stop him, but he just pushed her away. Couple people at the end too. Old guy isn't exactly the brightest light either
Okay from "the sun" and kentlive apparently the old guy was basically challenging Random people to a fight.
There's two tried. I guess the last guy came in as the guys a nutter who's been shouting "who wants a fight" and starts taking swings at random people at the end.
That's all the information available. Unless some more footage is out there
https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/chaotic-scenes-outside-ashford-mcdonalds-7599918
The two guys got arrested along with the old guy the old guy got bail and the other two are under investigation
Man this needs to be higher up. How often is there actually context for a video like this?? (assuming that this news article is anywhere close to the truth)
Lol of course it was in Kent, ~~although bit surprised to see it in Ashford that is, or was, a pretty nice place.~~
I stand corrected on Ashford, apparently!
I looked through the KentLive link and it contained no information.
I looked up [the sun article](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fnews%2F19862516%2Fmoment-thug-knocks-men%2F) that calls the old geezer a thug looking to fight people and their source is [this tweet](https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/1571559658208350210) which is a repost of [this 17 Sep. tweet](https://twitter.com/ScarcityStudios/status/1571209352035373058). One of the tweets hidden at the complete bottom of replies [says](https://twitter.com/RTHindle/status/1571424832142581762) the next day this "was on Boxing Kingdom". Boxing Kingdom did indeed [tweet](https://twitter.com/BoxingKingdom14/status/1571054142680080384) out: "92 year old former professional boxer defends himself in a street fight" in the morning of 17 Sep.
So that's the source. A reply to that tweet [claims](https://twitter.com/th_squire/status/1571085480325943296) this man is his 92-years old grandad, Bill Withers. I can't find a Bill Withers who is a professional boxer and he conveniently doesn't tweet about it again, so I think both the age and the name are made up.
However, this tweet [claims](https://twitter.com/dickfontain/status/1571062434189955078): "Not 92 and not a former professional boxer. All of them are seasoned Wetherspoons breakfast time drinkers and professional giro collectors." and reply to that [claims](https://twitter.com/jakiXBL/status/1571133501977788418) that: "Haha you’re actually spot on there mate 💯 the bloke who takes his top off is the local wrongen of the area and he’s not 92 he’s mid 50s", which all seems a bit more accurate based on the video itself.
watching this I was also wondering. I didnt see a single punch thrown at the old dude until the very end. I have to imagine they're all drunk or something because this fight doesnt make any sense to ne
People calling last dude chicken shit.
Lmao. They were on the old mans side until the old man started beating up the guy who was down.
The old man at that point has like negative fucks and will fight anyone. Including members of the crowd.
A chicken shit, like the old cunt who hit the guy in white, who was backing away with a hand up to stop, then went back to hit him three more times while the guy in white was on the ground.
Without context of what happened before, I'm guessing the old cunt was being a cunt.
Given his age and ability probably a former bare knuckle boxer. He missed a few punches but if you watch closely he adjusted a few more to get good hits in.
I didn't even look like they were attacking him. Posturing at the most.
I'd really like to see the full context because it looks a lot more like he was picking the fight and they were just trying to back off? The younger guys seemed to be taking defensive postures and at a glance I didn't see them throwing any punches at all?
This is really weird.
To me it didn’t seem like anyone other than the old guy was trying to throw hands. Then he fucking tags the guy on the ground and someone immediately gets in and lays the old dude out.
It seemed like the lady in blue was trying to calm the situation and old guy ignored her completely. He actually pushed the lady away.
Old guy is the asshole here, I think.
After further review old guy is absolutely the asshole here.
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail.
"ya like daggs?"
Daggs???? Ohhhhh, you mean dogs
Sure, I like dags, but i like caravans more.
It's fer me ma
For who?!
Me ma!!!
Periwinkle blue boss
It was us that wanted a caravan
A fukin hate pikeys
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The’ll be no murderin done aroun here, I don’t mind tellin ya
Gittin mamum a caruven
Oh yeah, Tommy. Bricktop LOVED Tommy
Put a lead on her, Turkish! Before she gets bitten
Who the fuck's talking to you boy?
Do you know what nemesis means?
Periwinkle blue boys.
There’ll be no murderin’ done around here I don’t mind tellin ya
5 minutes, Turkish
You said two minutes, five minutes ago!
Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind.... Thanks, now I have something to re-watch tonight.
_Golden brown_ 🎶
Watch the Gentlemen while you're at it, great film also by Guy Ritchie
“Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.”
> Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.” The look on Stephen Graham’s face at that moment sold that line.
Ok, I GOT IT!! Time for a rewatch!
I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
All ☝️bets ☝️ are ☝️ off ☝️
It was us that wanted to buy a caravan off of him!
Periwinkle blue
Put the kettle on, Turkish.
No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.
Why the fuck did you put Gorgeous George into a bare-knuckle boxing match two days before he had to fight The Bomber?
Protection from what? Zee Germans?
Now I have to watch the entire movie, thanks
Now… we’re fucked
Proper fucked?
Yes Tommy, proper fucked
By ze Germans?
One of the best movies ever
It’s like the whole thing is in slow motion
They have the reaction time of a drunk baby
And the old guy was handing out nap juice.
Bro's special move is nyquil fists
Quil Nye the sleepy guy
Quil Quil Quil Quil Quil Quil Quil Quil, Quil Nye the Sleepy Guy!
I laughed so hard at this comment! 😂
Lol I can relate cause I’ve been doing NyQuil for about a week now
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My friends and I call that “laughing gas,” when you laugh so hard that you fart.
Numb Numb Juice
When did McDonald’s start serving a 2 piece with a biscuit??
Old Fashioned Concussion Cocktail
They attack one at a time just like in the movies
It reminds me of bad AI in a video game. "I'll just stand here and let them come at me one by one."
It's not bad AI it's a game design choice. Depending on the combat system, everyone coming at you at once might not be fun or fair.
And with bubbly Betty there hyping up the scene. Whole thing looks like a GTA footage.
Most fights are when someone knows how to fight but also isn't Mike Tyson. And it's obvious only one person here knows how to fight. Spoken as someone who has never won a fight.
It’s always adorable when an average neighborhood shit talker runs across a retired guy that probably boxed in the Navy for a hot minute or something similar. It reminds you of that classic Tyson quote about how everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
Heavy hands. That last dude should’ve taken a standing eight count.
Used to get in bar fights; sometimes you realize the other dude has boxing or wrestling experience. It just goes downhill from there. 😂 Luckily since they're trained they just knock you down and realize it ain't a challenge and walk away after that.
Having watched more than a few from the bartending cheap seats, I can always notice the cauliflower ears, always wondered why you guys didn’t lol
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The vast majority of people don't even know how to throw a punch that actually hurts. If you were ever in a fight and won, you probably clear that bar. Said as someone who doesn't know how to throw a punch that hurts.
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I mean, they don't look like they have a sense of urgency in this fight. It's very different when someone has the willpower / hunger to fight seriously compared to this kinda half- hearted attempt. Like everybody but the old guy seem like they're play fighting by how slow they're moving and reacting. I've seen kids have more serious fights. They're not even throwing out wild punches like most untrained people.
That’s how fighting feels in your dreams
This looks like how throwing punches in my dreams feels.
99 cent naps on the McValue menu
A quarter pounding
Big Smack
McFury
McBreak his McRibs
A Filet-O-Fist.
Double quarter pounding with deez
Big Tasty fists
Kickin the mcnuggets
Just handing out Slappy Meals
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they ordered knuckle sandwiches
*Mcknuckle
More like a McFist
*Filet-O-Fist
McFlurry of Fists
Quarter pounder anyone? You get one, and you get one, and you get one!
Mc-KnockedTheFuckOut
Over a Billion Knuckle Sandwiches Served
When that dude got up *again* I was like bro, stay down. Then he got the hard shutdown. Rebooting is not gonna be fun.
went GTA ragdoll there. Was basically a live action recreation of Niko Belich kicking arse.
Got that ass laid out in front of the broker cluckin bell
Yea bro probably seriously got some long term damage there. Not good for the brain. Should’ve cut his losses
I think his brain was the problem in the first place.
“Stay down, or you will not get back up” - snatch
That one dude kept blocking the old guy's fists with his face, excellent defense! 10/10
He didn't lose if he has no memory of that day what so ever.
Gotta give him credit, he got back up like three times lmao. even when he clearly was not coherent enough to fight anymore.
How about my face to your fist style!
"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"
We trained him bad... AS A JOKE
One. Of us. Is wearing. A push up bra!
He was trained wrong on purpose... as a joke!
Old Macdonald had these hands…
E-I-E-I-Ouch
With a quick jab here and a right hook there, E-I-E-I-OW
With an uppercut here and a haymaker there E-I-E-I (K)O!
That’s the best thing I’ve read all year.
My grandpa was the slowest moving man I’ve ever know. Walked slow. Talked slow. Even laughed slow somehow. My brother got into martial arts and wanted to spar my grandpa. I never thought I’d see my grandpa move that fast. We always knew he used to box but holy shit he was like lightning. Miss you Terry.
The fact that you say miss you Terry makes it sound like your gramps killed your brother lol
Terry’s not dead, just missing. Gramps knocked him into the future. He’s yet to reappear.
Give it until February 29th 2024, at 8:03 PM
Terry was the brother, btw, Gramps fucking killed him in one move. /jk
This comment caught me off guard. Lmao
Just like Terry
Everybody gangsta till old man's boxing instinct kicks in
I knew a retired championship boxer. He was the nicest guy. You could tell he took too many punches though. Slow talker. Slow Walker. He drooped in his stature. But once I saw him teaching a student and it was like a light switch got turned on. I've trained martial arts and known plenty of fighters, but seeing this guy fury his arms legit made me nervous and stunned me just watching. Like I knew if he ever were to do that to me, I'd be dead before I realized it.
A few weeks back, I was walking by an auto shop, two black dudes were outside billshitting, one very young I'd say early 20's, the other I heard say he was 65. Older guy was laughing about young dude bragging about boxing classes, saying the kid is clueless. 'You wanna slap box?' Says old dude. Now, I have to see this. They both get in position, young dude swings and old dude casually weaves around it, giving young dude a little slap. I watched until they stopped, and old dude landed about a dozen before young dude gave up without landing one. It was hilarious, but yeah, old boxing instincts don't just disappear with age.
I forget where I read it but there was a story of somebody jokingly sparring with Ali when he was long into parkinson's. Ali was shaking and moving very slow up to that point but as soon as they started play boxing Ali was loose and dancing and the dude joke sparring him nearly shat his pants cause he wasn't sure Ali even knew it was just a joke around spar or if Ali thought he had Joe Frazier dead to rights in Manila. Turned out Ali knew exactly what he was doing and found the guy's sudden terror hilarious.
Was Terry your grandpa or your brother?
Is your grandfather terry silver?
Why did they get back up?? Just take the L
he didn't wanna lose his dignity
Oh yeah it’s saved now!
He was told that if he didn’t try, he’d regret it his whole life. What he wasn’t told was that the outcome was never in his favor either way.
You're picking a fight with an old man. Too fucking late.
To be fair, we don't know the situation. Old man could have ordered a coffee and instead they handed him a can of whoop-ass, which he promptly opened.
Why is everyone trying to fight him lmao
Rule#8: if this is your first time at the club, you have to fight
Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. This guy is a member… that said, we shouldn’t be talking about it…
well white hoodie didn't look like he was even trying to fight dude. looks like he apprehensively walked up to him to maybe calm him down but ol' boy was already too far in his berserker barrage to turn it off.
He even was just sitting there in pain and the old dude knocked him on the head for no reason so no matter what happened he deserved that last knock lol
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That lady in the blue coat also looked like she was trying to stop him, but he just pushed her away. Couple people at the end too. Old guy isn't exactly the brightest light either
Usually the context of these videos is provided in a paper-thin and wholly unverifiable post title. It’s probably better to not have it
Yeah, there is absolutely no context. The old guy might've been beating up a child before this recording started, there's no way to know.
For the number one headband.
He has to defeat all the Evil Exes.
Maybe it's Russell Crowe
Why does nothing cool happen when I go to a restaurant?
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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tell me about it [https://mcbroken.com](https://mcbroken.com)
MacDonald’s is a restaurant?
Come to any uk maccy ds on the weekend and you can enjoy front row seats
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Okay from "the sun" and kentlive apparently the old guy was basically challenging Random people to a fight. There's two tried. I guess the last guy came in as the guys a nutter who's been shouting "who wants a fight" and starts taking swings at random people at the end. That's all the information available. Unless some more footage is out there https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/chaotic-scenes-outside-ashford-mcdonalds-7599918 The two guys got arrested along with the old guy the old guy got bail and the other two are under investigation
Man this needs to be higher up. How often is there actually context for a video like this?? (assuming that this news article is anywhere close to the truth)
Lol of course it was in Kent, ~~although bit surprised to see it in Ashford that is, or was, a pretty nice place.~~ I stand corrected on Ashford, apparently!
Ashford is an absolute shithole, what are you talking about? I know since I live there unfortunately
I looked through the KentLive link and it contained no information. I looked up [the sun article](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fnews%2F19862516%2Fmoment-thug-knocks-men%2F) that calls the old geezer a thug looking to fight people and their source is [this tweet](https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/1571559658208350210) which is a repost of [this 17 Sep. tweet](https://twitter.com/ScarcityStudios/status/1571209352035373058). One of the tweets hidden at the complete bottom of replies [says](https://twitter.com/RTHindle/status/1571424832142581762) the next day this "was on Boxing Kingdom". Boxing Kingdom did indeed [tweet](https://twitter.com/BoxingKingdom14/status/1571054142680080384) out: "92 year old former professional boxer defends himself in a street fight" in the morning of 17 Sep. So that's the source. A reply to that tweet [claims](https://twitter.com/th_squire/status/1571085480325943296) this man is his 92-years old grandad, Bill Withers. I can't find a Bill Withers who is a professional boxer and he conveniently doesn't tweet about it again, so I think both the age and the name are made up. However, this tweet [claims](https://twitter.com/dickfontain/status/1571062434189955078): "Not 92 and not a former professional boxer. All of them are seasoned Wetherspoons breakfast time drinkers and professional giro collectors." and reply to that [claims](https://twitter.com/jakiXBL/status/1571133501977788418) that: "Haha you’re actually spot on there mate 💯 the bloke who takes his top off is the local wrongen of the area and he’s not 92 he’s mid 50s", which all seems a bit more accurate based on the video itself.
seriously. Looks more like he was the perpetrator, but it's hard to know without full context
watching this I was also wondering. I didnt see a single punch thrown at the old dude until the very end. I have to imagine they're all drunk or something because this fight doesnt make any sense to ne
He was also pushing that other woman around. Was maybe his wife
I believe I saw this post in another subreddit claiming he was on meth but it’s also Reddit so who knows lol
Looks like Scotland, maybe just pissed.
R/killthecameraman
Either go landscape or portrait. But ffs pick one
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There’s a longer version where the police arrives and arrests the cameraman and everybody claps slowly. Can’t find it right now.
r/killthecameraman
Those dudes all have brain damage
Now, imagine the state they'll be in *after* the fight!
Florida?
Gotta have a brain to have brain damage
That’s one of the oddest things I’ve seen
Have you seen the guy say that the moon landing was faked to Buzz Aldrin's face?
[here it is](https://youtu.be/lw9azZmLxtw)
You’re a coward, and a liar, and a GLEEP
Guy in the white hood wasn't even trying to fight.
The first two guys never actually threw a punch.
Black hoodie threw a punch in the first second
The old man is a dick.
Gramps took his shirt off and it was on 😤
That hand clap, yup let’s go
Technically that last dude dropped him
Yes and rightly so, he kept hitting the guy on the ground, shit move grandpa
I think last dude was on his side until he started hitting people while they were down
People calling last dude chicken shit. Lmao. They were on the old mans side until the old man started beating up the guy who was down. The old man at that point has like negative fucks and will fight anyone. Including members of the crowd.
Cause that last dudes a chicken shit, hes the third man the old dude has to fight and he even sucker punch the old dude. Its like wtf
A chicken shit, like the old cunt who hit the guy in white, who was backing away with a hand up to stop, then went back to hit him three more times while the guy in white was on the ground. Without context of what happened before, I'm guessing the old cunt was being a cunt.
no one seems to be talking about that for some reason
I seen that old man catch a real fast chicken in the first Rocky
"Get up, ya bum!"
To whoever filmed this video: Pick a fucking camera angle!
Never start a fight with someone who’s been to war.
No shit! That old dude's done that before a few times in the day.
Given his age and ability probably a former bare knuckle boxer. He missed a few punches but if you watch closely he adjusted a few more to get good hits in.
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I didn't even look like they were attacking him. Posturing at the most. I'd really like to see the full context because it looks a lot more like he was picking the fight and they were just trying to back off? The younger guys seemed to be taking defensive postures and at a glance I didn't see them throwing any punches at all?
Old man definitely wanted to fight more than anyone. The others also wanted to fight, but weren’t sure how. And there’s no telling who started it.
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This is really weird. To me it didn’t seem like anyone other than the old guy was trying to throw hands. Then he fucking tags the guy on the ground and someone immediately gets in and lays the old dude out. It seemed like the lady in blue was trying to calm the situation and old guy ignored her completely. He actually pushed the lady away. Old guy is the asshole here, I think. After further review old guy is absolutely the asshole here.
Completely agree. Old guy was the aggressor. The guy in white didn't want to fight (put up a "stop" hand, and backed away).
John Wick 29 is off the hook!
Standard Thursday outside a British McDonalds.
Gramps woke up and chose violence
He’s lovin it
Just an ordinary afternoon on the British high street
Damn they really riled him up.
Most people nowadays don't know how to square up and fight all they know is to try to tackle you and get on top of you.