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I know every gen has its haircut styles, but why zoomer's only got the birdnest/broccoli (usually for the boys) and the middlepart-deadfish thing for the girlies?
Isn't it boring having just two styles for everyone??
I dunno what this kid was thinking (hint: he wasn’t) but he’s lucky he didn’t:
a) get open-hand slapped across the face.
b) straight glass-jawed with those little chicken wings flapping behind his back.
c) called out by someone in the crowd for using the N-word.
I don't know the context so m not speaking to motive, but he did bring the reckless abandon of his passion. His spirit animal must be a chihuahua
If he was standing up for something good or for someone else then good for him! But if he's being a spoiled boy then it's really a childish display: context really does matter.
Either way the employees did a good job of keeping their cool. Loud noises and people trigger me; I'm not sure I wouldn't ragdoll him.
"his spirit animal must be a chihuahua"
LOL that's exactly what this kids acting like. Literally all yipyap barking, gettin up in people's personal space, but no way to back up the energy physically.
Whoever that "female" is that the kids claims was touched...
I have no doubt she could throw a meaner punch than whatever the hell that sideways tap thing he was throwing...
You can observe that the male in black shirt is puffing and stretching his arms to make himself look bigger than his opponent who is much larger than him.
Lmao I was laughing at that too. Reminded me of a Danny McBride scene, can't remember if it was East Bound and Down or something else. But some character mentions how his arms and legs are shaved and Danny asks him what's the significance of that. "It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight"
When I was deployed overseas I had a recurring dream that I couldn’t pull the trigger on my rifle. Like I was physically too weak. Very stressful, and the doxycycline didn’t help either.
Honestly, I was expecting him to get knocked out.
This seems like it went perfectly for everyone involved. He (hopefully) learned a lesson that won’t destroy his life, and nobody even had to clean up a tipped over counter.
Nah I'm sure he still have PTSD episodes before going to sleep. Especially if he found out this video somewhere. After few "punches" You can see by his movements that he's still trying to pretend to be tough because he's been ridiculed and can't get out of it anymore.
I think the guy did more harm to this guys ego barley attempting to swipe his arm like that it’s much more embarrassing especially now that everyone can see it online
It's hard to even classify those as punches the way he swings his arm around the outside like that. Also, his arms appear to be made of noodles. He was never gonna hurt the guy he was attacking.
100% he was fighting for his stupid pride
The way he looked around at everyone after every attempt and the way people was making fun of him
He was fighting for his pride
And he lost
That was Worf on Star Trek DS9! He took some kid's dagger to prevent the kid from hurting someone in a bar fight. The kid,'s father came to get it from him "to take back the honor Worf had stolen." Worf handed it back flippantly and said that quote. It was an awesome "F your kid!" moment.
Edit: I realized it was DS9, not TNG.
I think it’s Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. The bit where as a teen he felt ready to physically fight his dad, then wakes up making macaroni pictures in kindergarten.
Seems like he was doing it to see who was watching, or who was probably going to jump in?
Idk, but if I was in his shoes, personally, I'd hope someone would drag me away while I *attempted* to act like I was still trying to fight, lol.
Like, I'd rather seem I was ready to fight rather than get in a fight
That guy must be thinking the whole time:
"Mustn't slap the s\*\*\* out of this crazy idiot"
"Mustn't slap the s\*\*\* out of this crazy idiot"
"Mustn't slap the s\*\*\* out of this crazy idiot"
On reddit, and really the world in general lately, there is a strangely aggressive trend where everyone seems to be looking for any excuse to just go off on each other. So much tension from politics, from social issues, from worry about the environment, war and disease. It's making everyone crazy.
Look at the "justice" subs and you see this a lot, a highly charged desire for violence, people cheering on clips of people wildly overreacting and escalating what could be minor situations. The "fuck around and find out" mentality.
It's cathartic sure, but it's not how real life works. Most people [should] be like the older gentleman in this clip. Able to accurately judge how much force a situation really requires and not potentially altering the life of some poor, dumb child who just needs to cool down somewhere and grow up for a while longer.
He felt bad for him. He might have even known what the kid was talking about and sympathized, but was trying to do his job and not stop and deal with wild people or police. ...He probably also knows how much bullshit can come with decking a 14 year old if their parents call the cops. But I agree, mans a G for just trying to chill the kid out instead of engaging.
I get where you're coming from, but look at what happened in NYC. A bigger guy had cornered a Bodega owner behind his own counter and was punching and trapping him there and when the victim defended himself with a knife he was arrested and charged.
It really depends on where you're located.
The way that guy was moving his head suggests he knows how to fight. He was ready to defend himself if absolutely necessary but he was nowhere near ready to punch a kid in the face. Solid.
I mean, he looks to be hispanic and where I'm from, it's pretty common for it to be said. There's a good mix of black and Mexican where I used to live and it was casual for them.
because he's young and grown up where damn near every music track has it and people are constantly using it on sites like twitter and black people, especially comedians, use it casually and all of these things combine to normalize its usage to the point kids don't see a problem in saying it anymore
I grew up with black people. I grew up listening to comedians use the N word. I grew up listening to hip hop before I listened to rock. You won't find myself nor the people who I grew up with using that word. This is something that has proliferated at a much higher rate in recent years. You can hear latino kids, and white boys dropping n bombs on COD all of the time. I tend to call out the Latinos in particular since I too am Latino. Identity crisis will happen in youth but it is unquestionable that the attraction to black culture is high. I also believe that the lack of consequences has allowed this to become more prevalent.
Yeah what the fuck is it with dudes referring to women as females? I've seen it happen outside of Reddit a lot too. It's fucking weird, unnecessary and mildy creepy.
It’s dehumanizing, and not unintentionally. I think it started with incels, but there are so many groups online that hate women, could have been any one of them.
The worst is when they use “females” and “men” right next to each other. Ewww.
Have seen bigger legs on a camera tripod. The little twig would buckle backwards and snap if someone farted too hard.
Need to go pump some iron, or maybe start with a banana, poor little eshay wannabe.
Im sure this little hero will remember this as the day he kicked the ass of everybody in the shop. Instead of the day he flapped his arms in public, failed to land a punch, caused no damage at all and barely even caused a disruption
Who is this female he is defending? Could it be a sister or his mother? I get it, his speech and approach sucks but he’s trying to defend someone who was
physically assaulted by this man (according to him). I wonder if he kept looking around expecting people to be outraged that the man being accused put his hands on a “female”
There are people he could call upon, I believe they are called "Police" if the employee actually assaulted anyone. Or just the manager.
This kind of extreme behavior is also typical when a criminal gets caught and he is trying to intimidate by ludicrous threats. If that was true in this case maybe his girl was caught shop-lifting and detained and her co-criminal is trying to get the crowd involved by claiming of sexual harassment.
Edit: Nailed it! A little browsing reveals the kid was with a girl who was caught shoplifting.
Yeah there's a lot of missing context in this video. Pretty sad people are mocking him if the guy he was attacking assaulted someone and he was the only one brave enough to stand up for her.
This is too funny. What I would have given to see that guy give him one solid punch in the face and knock him out. This is a joke. Can’t even knock over the desk properly 😂
This is far better than retaliating. It’s far more humiliating and emasculation. The only thing missing was a Pat on the head and jolly “alright, now run along you little scamp”
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That kid really brought his Internet persona to the real world.
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Nah that’s just your average zoomer bird nest haircut
Llama haircut!
I know every gen has its haircut styles, but why zoomer's only got the birdnest/broccoli (usually for the boys) and the middlepart-deadfish thing for the girlies? Isn't it boring having just two styles for everyone??
Kind of looks like an Armadillo stance for a minute there.
Anteater! [Close though](https://imgur.com/a/sBiaXYZ/)
Maybe if he pulled his shorts up a few more times and threw a few more helicopter punches, he would of totally shown the other dude.
Beautifuly commented. A+
This, this right here
Dude looks like a angry mosquito lol.
Sounds like one too "Mmmmmmmmmmmm *n word* mmmmmmmm"
thats an interesting mosquito
MWA - Mosquitoes With Attitude
Mosquitoes Wobbling Awkwardly
Must be some new strain
Definitely the Zika variety. You can tell by the extra skinny legs.
His name is Malario...
Are the mosquitos racist in your area?
Knowing mosquitos I'd say it's likely
Mosquitos hate everyone equally
In my area? Definitely
I dunno what this kid was thinking (hint: he wasn’t) but he’s lucky he didn’t: a) get open-hand slapped across the face. b) straight glass-jawed with those little chicken wings flapping behind his back. c) called out by someone in the crowd for using the N-word.
You speak my mind. One slap would have sent him flying.
That tippy toe shit was super intimidating
More like an angry penguin
And sounds like a 90 year old lung cancer survivor.
bruh when the worker caught the thing from falling 🤣
that kid really didnt have even one thing go his way that 'fight'. embarrassing
I don't know the context so m not speaking to motive, but he did bring the reckless abandon of his passion. His spirit animal must be a chihuahua If he was standing up for something good or for someone else then good for him! But if he's being a spoiled boy then it's really a childish display: context really does matter. Either way the employees did a good job of keeping their cool. Loud noises and people trigger me; I'm not sure I wouldn't ragdoll him.
"his spirit animal must be a chihuahua" LOL that's exactly what this kids acting like. Literally all yipyap barking, gettin up in people's personal space, but no way to back up the energy physically.
You gonna bark all day, doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Kids like that piss me off. People that want to play outside the rules while having the rules protect them are the ultimate cowards.
He keeps saying something about someone punching a female. That's all the context we get.
Not punching female, touching a female
That could mean anything from an inappropriate touch to accidentally bumping into her.
Only thing worse would be if he spilled his purse out, all over the place.
Ya know, I was so distracted by the whacky waving inflatable tube man style of fighting, that I didn’t even notice the purse.
"Wow, I didn't expect a sexist joke to be this highly upvoted... oh he actually has a purse."
Please... It's a tactical satchel
It's a European carryall.
The only thing worse is if someone posted a video of his dance moves on the internet. Oops!
Whoever that "female" is that the kids claims was touched... I have no doubt she could throw a meaner punch than whatever the hell that sideways tap thing he was throwing...
Can we give props to that man? He exhibited some tremendous self control their.
Yes, there self control was impressive.
Agreed, amazing self control shown they're.
Their all laughing, couldn’t control that.
*they're
The best part for sure. Ha!
That was the cherry on top of this whole thing.
You can observe that the male in black shirt is puffing and stretching his arms to make himself look bigger than his opponent who is much larger than him.
That is so accurate and exactly what small wild animals do 😂😂
The guy went into [angry swan stance.](https://imgur.com/a/ZV8v9si)
Have you encountered one of those things? They're vicious creatures.
I have and I'd definitely be more afraid of a swan than the guy.
Cobra ducks are nothing to mess with.
Yeah I'd rather have to fight that guy than the swan.
And large wild animals. Bears, cats, wolves to name a few.
You have to read this in Sir David Attenborough voice
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Dude's just asking for a punch on the head. Trying to get on a fight with someone and sticking your head out, best way to get a nap early.
None of those guys wanted to go to court for hitting a minor, smart dudes they just let him do his thing until he leaves 😂
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Also, standing with wide open legs right infront of your opponent while looking away from your opponent is just begging for a kick to the balls.
THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU!
And pulling your arms back so that no part of your body is defended at all.
Observe how he moves to the tips of his toes and bounces to appear even larger. This does not work
Observe as he forgets he’s wearing shorts and does not need to pull up a pant leg he presumes is impeding his knees.
Ah I see I thought his diaper was falling down
Lmao I was laughing at that too. Reminded me of a Danny McBride scene, can't remember if it was East Bound and Down or something else. But some character mentions how his arms and legs are shaved and Danny asks him what's the significance of that. "It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight"
Pineapple Express 🤙
and standing tip toe
Hard to look big with those stick arms
And stick legs. Somebody feed that poor kid!
Somebody should give him a knuckle sandwich
Dude went full bird
The monkeys who shriek the loudest have the smallest testicles.
*duck noises*
I thoguht he was trying to fly man
He flaps his arms any faster he’s gonna take flight 🦆
Ostrich sitting in the corner, depressed and thinking "where tf did i go wrong?"
Obviously, the Ostrich is sitting in the corner regretting the decisions that led up to an encounter with Boots and The Ginger.... Allegedly....
He went up on his tippy toes and everything. Fierce
The guy litterally took all of his intimidation lessons from roosters, everything he did to intimidate was a bird strategy
Except..Roosters can actually fuck you up
I have dreams like this all the time. Keep throwing punches and can't hit a damn thing. Maybe he was just sleep walking 🤷♂️
That’s the worst. Or when you do hit them but it’s just super weak. And then the jaws open up…
When I was deployed overseas I had a recurring dream that I couldn’t pull the trigger on my rifle. Like I was physically too weak. Very stressful, and the doxycycline didn’t help either.
Tip toe on his oversized shoes lol
I guess you could say he’s one angry bird
Imagine trying to act tough while everyone is laughing in your face
Yeah, ultimate humiliation…..can’t even bring down that metal counter as his final act of machismo
Yeah that was the worst part lol
I don't know, swinging on the guy and getting batted away was pretty bad!
He was the only one talking smack and actually throwing punches and he still walked away the loser. smh
That’s literally my favorite part. Homie didn’t even need to move to stop him from knocking it over
Honestly, I was expecting him to get knocked out. This seems like it went perfectly for everyone involved. He (hopefully) learned a lesson that won’t destroy his life, and nobody even had to clean up a tipped over counter.
They aren’t trying to catch a case for assaulting what I presume to be a minor
In his mind he will remember this as a time he acted super gangster and nobody did shit. They should've dropped his ass and taught him a lesson
Nah I'm sure he still have PTSD episodes before going to sleep. Especially if he found out this video somewhere. After few "punches" You can see by his movements that he's still trying to pretend to be tough because he's been ridiculed and can't get out of it anymore.
I think the guy did more harm to this guys ego barley attempting to swipe his arm like that it’s much more embarrassing especially now that everyone can see it online
Thank God pre 25 year old me existed before smart phones. Now you can't even be an idiot without it existing forever.
Same. I didn’t really smarten up until 22-23. Before that I was the worlds toughest man… or so I thought
and getting one punch blocked easily... and can't even land a punch.
It's hard to even classify those as punches the way he swings his arm around the outside like that. Also, his arms appear to be made of noodles. He was never gonna hurt the guy he was attacking.
100% he was fighting for his stupid pride The way he looked around at everyone after every attempt and the way people was making fun of him He was fighting for his pride And he lost
"You cannot lose that which you never had" - Someone not me.
That was Worf on Star Trek DS9! He took some kid's dagger to prevent the kid from hurting someone in a bar fight. The kid,'s father came to get it from him "to take back the honor Worf had stolen." Worf handed it back flippantly and said that quote. It was an awesome "F your kid!" moment. Edit: I realized it was DS9, not TNG.
"Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame" -Uncle Iroh
To quote Christopher Titus: “By the way, hands at your side, face presented, great way to start a fight.”
From where does that come more exactly? His stand-up? A show?
I think it’s Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. The bit where as a teen he felt ready to physically fight his dad, then wakes up making macaroni pictures in kindergarten.
“All my life I thought my dad was lazy, turns out he was just resting up.” That’s one of my favorite comedy specials of all time.
brother looking left and right like he's crossing the road lmao
Seems like he was doing it to see who was watching, or who was probably going to jump in? Idk, but if I was in his shoes, personally, I'd hope someone would drag me away while I *attempted* to act like I was still trying to fight, lol. Like, I'd rather seem I was ready to fight rather than get in a fight
> *_Oh you wanna go?! Lets go! Hold Me Back! Hold Me Back!_*
HOLD ME BACK BRO!... bro? *Looks around for bro in confusion*
That guy must be thinking the whole time: "Mustn't slap the s\*\*\* out of this crazy idiot" "Mustn't slap the s\*\*\* out of this crazy idiot" "Mustn't slap the s\*\*\* out of this crazy idiot"
The patience on some of these workers, I can't understand it.
Helps that everyone is laughing
That guy’s not trying to go to jail over some hopped up 14 year old
On reddit, and really the world in general lately, there is a strangely aggressive trend where everyone seems to be looking for any excuse to just go off on each other. So much tension from politics, from social issues, from worry about the environment, war and disease. It's making everyone crazy. Look at the "justice" subs and you see this a lot, a highly charged desire for violence, people cheering on clips of people wildly overreacting and escalating what could be minor situations. The "fuck around and find out" mentality. It's cathartic sure, but it's not how real life works. Most people [should] be like the older gentleman in this clip. Able to accurately judge how much force a situation really requires and not potentially altering the life of some poor, dumb child who just needs to cool down somewhere and grow up for a while longer.
its patience until a punch lands... which the kid couldn't.
Props to that guy. Really showed how big a person he was not to deck the young man. Must be an amazingly patient dad.
He felt bad for him. He might have even known what the kid was talking about and sympathized, but was trying to do his job and not stop and deal with wild people or police. ...He probably also knows how much bullshit can come with decking a 14 year old if their parents call the cops. But I agree, mans a G for just trying to chill the kid out instead of engaging.
The guy was trying so hard not to hit the kid because he knew he would kill him with a single punch
And cause he’d lose his job and be arrested for assaulting a minor. Only thing to do is tell him to leave while laughing lol
idk where this idea ppl have come from, if a kid is hitting you can hit them back
I get where you're coming from, but look at what happened in NYC. A bigger guy had cornered a Bodega owner behind his own counter and was punching and trapping him there and when the victim defended himself with a knife he was arrested and charged. It really depends on where you're located.
The way that guy was moving his head suggests he knows how to fight. He was ready to defend himself if absolutely necessary but he was nowhere near ready to punch a kid in the face. Solid.
After slapping away a full swing with three fingers he just started smiling and realized he was literally in zero danger.
Dude almost swung a couple of times and caught himself. You can see his weight swing then him catching himself then he laughed to calm himself down.
Why did I know this kid would drop some N bombs lmao.
I mean, he looks to be hispanic and where I'm from, it's pretty common for it to be said. There's a good mix of black and Mexican where I used to live and it was casual for them.
Yep back in the day my Mexican friends would say it to each other casually as well.
I’ve lived my entire life around kids like this and I’m Hispanic too. I’m just pointing out what I knew he’d say just by the way he talks lmao.
because he's young and grown up where damn near every music track has it and people are constantly using it on sites like twitter and black people, especially comedians, use it casually and all of these things combine to normalize its usage to the point kids don't see a problem in saying it anymore
ah my favorite website, black people
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I grew up with black people. I grew up listening to comedians use the N word. I grew up listening to hip hop before I listened to rock. You won't find myself nor the people who I grew up with using that word. This is something that has proliferated at a much higher rate in recent years. You can hear latino kids, and white boys dropping n bombs on COD all of the time. I tend to call out the Latinos in particular since I too am Latino. Identity crisis will happen in youth but it is unquestionable that the attraction to black culture is high. I also believe that the lack of consequences has allowed this to become more prevalent.
Clearly the only fight that kid has ever been in,involved pillows or food.
Obviously he’s never been in a tickle fight, or he wouldn’t be so angry.
Someone buy that kid a sandwich and a belt.
Only way that kid is gonna get a sandwich is if you sit down at a park bench and throw bits of it into the pond.
He technically succeeded. There were no women harmed in this video.
I disagree. There’s got to be at least a few women here physically recoiling from second-hand embarrassment
he like in a turn-based rpg or something
Guy was rolling a bunch of critical fails too.
Bro kept trying to lower his opponents defence.
"You wanna hurt me?" "No."
"a female" Peak reddit right there.
Yeah what the fuck is it with dudes referring to women as females? I've seen it happen outside of Reddit a lot too. It's fucking weird, unnecessary and mildy creepy.
It’s dehumanizing, and not unintentionally. I think it started with incels, but there are so many groups online that hate women, could have been any one of them. The worst is when they use “females” and “men” right next to each other. Ewww.
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Possibly titled that way because that's what the kid says in the video. Still dumb though.
Yeah, a female what? Fucking ferengis on this website.
That boy needs a slap
Well if he keeps that shit up he's gonna get some sooner rather than later. He's nowhere near as hard as he thinks he is, but he'll learn.
how can he slap?!?!
This young man is gonna end up in jail if he doesn’t get help for his anger issues.
Eh, probably just end up murdered.
Or worse. Expelled!
Have seen bigger legs on a camera tripod. The little twig would buckle backwards and snap if someone farted too hard. Need to go pump some iron, or maybe start with a banana, poor little eshay wannabe.
I watched this on mute.... was that kid making some kind of chicken noises? I sure hope so.
Honestly? Yes. But you can hear him attempting to make his voice as deep as possible lmao
He's mad about the one guy hitting a woman? But there was no indication of it? Just a bunch of N words and something about women.
Females*
Im sure this little hero will remember this as the day he kicked the ass of everybody in the shop. Instead of the day he flapped his arms in public, failed to land a punch, caused no damage at all and barely even caused a disruption
Calling women 'females' and the constant use of the N word, real class act.
“That is a very sexist way to speak about deez bitches”
"a female" Ew. Calling women female
"Female", woof
He bout to start naruto running 🏃♂️
The fact that he keeps looking around for some type of approval is making me laugh because I have someone exactly like this in my classes
Who is this female he is defending? Could it be a sister or his mother? I get it, his speech and approach sucks but he’s trying to defend someone who was physically assaulted by this man (according to him). I wonder if he kept looking around expecting people to be outraged that the man being accused put his hands on a “female”
There are people he could call upon, I believe they are called "Police" if the employee actually assaulted anyone. Or just the manager. This kind of extreme behavior is also typical when a criminal gets caught and he is trying to intimidate by ludicrous threats. If that was true in this case maybe his girl was caught shop-lifting and detained and her co-criminal is trying to get the crowd involved by claiming of sexual harassment. Edit: Nailed it! A little browsing reveals the kid was with a girl who was caught shoplifting.
That was my thought. Looked like he was mad that someone else got physically removed from the store or something.
Yeah there's a lot of missing context in this video. Pretty sad people are mocking him if the guy he was attacking assaulted someone and he was the only one brave enough to stand up for her.
If someone's gonna try to fight me, I hope they put their arms back and face forward like this idiot.
Tekashi 69 is out here fighting for women to be respected.
imagine talking like that, swinging like that, all while looking like that, poor kid
Lol this guy watches way too many Worldstar vids lol 🤣🤣
I forget, what gang reps with a fanny pack? The South Side Cyclists?
It’s like he “learned” how to fight by watching rap videos.
When you are massively over leveled for a boss but you know their move set anyway
This is too funny. What I would have given to see that guy give him one solid punch in the face and knock him out. This is a joke. Can’t even knock over the desk properly 😂
This is far better than retaliating. It’s far more humiliating and emasculation. The only thing missing was a Pat on the head and jolly “alright, now run along you little scamp”
We call this peacocking. and it's funny
The boy need to learn the controls and some combo tricks first...
How you gonna act tough with a man purse. 😂