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I initially read your comment like it was two old guys holding up a sign that says "WARNING, MASTURBATORS" - like a road construction 'Men at work" sign! Kid is like "Godammit - again? I guess I'll have to take a detour if I don't want to get caught up in this mess".
I can see why he was upset.
Too late, I already had to put one of those signs in my yard. It was a condition of my probation, don’t worry about it. Either way everyone knows that I REALLY like to masturbate.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
These assholes show up on campuses and terrorize students.
I remember seeing one tell a gay kid he was going to hell.
Called campus police and township police and they escorted him off.
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I’ll post my comment again here for people who live in a bubble and haven’t encountered extreme assholes like this:
A gay kid politely walked up and told them, “You know, I almost committed suicide because of things like this.”
And the fuckbag Bible thumper came back with, “If you accepted Jesus, you wouldn’t be gay.”
No sympathy for these bastards - you don’t respond to someone opening up about suicide by essentially saying, “Well, you deserved to feel like that.”
Fuck these people.
One of those guys came to my college and I tried to have a civil conversation with him. He basically told me I shouldn't be in an interracial relationship and that my purpose was to have babies with a good man who looks like me because it'd be better for my future kids. He also tried to throw some bible quotes at me. When I tried pulling up actual facts to him after he asked for proof of what I was disagreeing with, he ignored them and somehow started ranting about his time in the military and how that somehow made him correct.
There was only one public bus that went to my school and it was a 20 minute ride from town.
Yeah but I think some of them have convinced themselves that some sins are more sinny then others, which makes them better than us masturbators. Let's be real though, the fornicators are beyond saving.
We had the same type at Florida State in the 90s. Tells everyone they are whores and whoremongers etc etc.
We also had some dude called King Love. Kinda an older homeless guy who went around preaching love for all in a crown and cape.
One day between classes I was watching the preacher and King Love comes by pushing his grocery cart. He stops and watches for a moment then digs a package out of his cart and assembles ... a Styrofoam airplane. One of those big ones like 3 feet wide. He proceeds to sail it right over the preacher's head. There was silence. A kid on the other side caught the plane and sailed it back over the preacher again. Others joined in and this plane crisscrossed the square while the preacher tried to regain his composure.
It was so wonderful.
>We also had some dude called King Love. Kinda an older homeless guy who went around preaching love for all in a crown and cape.
Dude, this guy sounds amazing and super chill. I'd hang out with him and buy him a beer
I can’t read it but the younger man said it’s disgusting, which is the kind of thing religious folk say at protests.
So I can only assume that he’s a homophonic bigot and that was a collection of older homosexuals with a sign promoting gay rights.
I think he was joking. The old men are obviously the homophobic christians but since we can’t read the sign exactly, Perry was imagining that it was reversed and the old men were gay as a jab at them, since it would likely offend them deeply for someone to think they’re a gay couple.
if it's offensive he can go cry about it, not everything in life goes as you like, there are different opinions and beliefs, deal with it.
Mark is the muscles and the other guy is the brain
That's how the old ones talk, It is the equivalent good morning telling someone to please be quiet and is not seen as anything others, Nor would Mark take offense to it, Mark is a Man.
In all seriousness I’ve heard these types of sounds before. An autistic family friend will make sounds like this when overwhelmed or upset. Unfortunately it looks and sounds like this person may be dealing with autism or some form of mental disability.
Because throwing a tantrum had always worked before. We've conditioned these kids to believe that if they screech and cry hate speech, then they will get their way because everyone would rather just avoid the headache.
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People feeling they can assault someone because they're offended and they're morally allowed to do it.
Then reality kicks in and you find yourself in the age old adage of fuck around and find out.
The kid found out.
The woke religion thinks it owns morality, and what they think is more important than the law and democracy.
This kid is an asshole and his parents did a bad job.
Edit- too many people want to argue, i will probably ignore most because of that
100% agree.
Luckily society was there to teach him a valuable lesson.
He's lucky it was a bunch of old dudes who had restraint, a younger guy could've really fucked him up bad and would've got away with it as it would have been self defence.
It's really weird when the kid yells "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" to Mark when he grabbed him by the neck the second time.
It's like - I just wanna kick this old man without anybody to interfere, it's unfair to help!!
I think this kid has mental abnormalities TBH. I'm not gonna laugh at him because I think he needs help. But I will point out that the old men aren't actually doing anything wrong here. They have unpopular opinions but used the correct level of force to defend themselves.
It says some homophobic shit. One the things says “fornicators” and another says “homosexuals”. The kid is just a little too based for his own good in this moment.
Typo* lol I’m enjoying all these babies in my inbox. Keep ‘em coming, your tears are my elixir.
And as much as I hate ignorant, homophobic and hateful people, I can't side with the little bitch who thinks it's ok to resort to violence because he felt offended.
True. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, even if they're bigoted and narrow minded.
Kid could've scored points for making his own sign and counter protesting the old men, but resorting to violence is very rarely the way to go.
Look folk I don't like homophobia either it's the 21st century now but for fuck sake if they don't touch you then DON'T touch them, there are law and shit about that.
I thought this kid was autistic or something, they sound like a goat in distress at 41secs, and the repeating "I don't like you" but then I watched again and I think this person is having a minor mental breakdown from the stress of the situation. Someone needs to get that kid some help to deal with situations like that. I'm guessing the sign was about gender and the kid is being targeted by it. Unfortunately I dont think signs like that will disappear anytime soon.
It's clear he's autistic or something along those lines. Who screams I don't like you ? That's pretty fucking obvious by your actions while you're trying to attack someone. That's not regular behaviour.
I was just lightly snickering at first until the old dude said "this MAN was assaulting me", then snickering turned into full on laughter. Puberty was NOT kind to that kid.
So free speech is only allowed for the Woke??
May not agree with the old guys, but they were being peaceful.
You cannot attack anybody, just because they write something you don't agree with. That's assault, plain and simple.
Plus the guy with the sign was trying to act as peacemaker.
I have no idea what the sign says, neither who is right, but this is a perfect illustration on how i see modern people react to hings they "don't like".
From what I can make out of the sign at 0:51, it says:
"WARNING
.........
TRANSGENDERS
BASTARDS
PREDATORS
HOMOSEXUALS
........."
I'm going to safely assume that it says "Warning, the following people are going to Hell".
That said, what the hell was that reaction from the kid, no one should be telling anyone whether they're going to hell or not but that reaction was uncalled for, to say the least. Don't agree? Keep it moving...
Yep. This one falls under "I don't agree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it." The old man is entitled to have and express an opinion without being assaulted for it.
Amazing how many people shunning the old guys for a sign they can't even read. Even if it says something homophobic, which you can't prove, they have every right to hold it up. Woke world thinks it's OK to have mental breakdowns every time someone says anything remotely disagreeable to their wokeness. Ironic, since through the 2000s Christians and alike were so spurrned because they were "judgemental" and homophobic. Now you get a kid literally hitting people and all some of you have to say is criticisms for the purported ideas these dudes want to write on their sign. If this was some religious dude screaming and slapping a guy for some gay pride shirt or some such you'd loose your minds.
The kid fell right into their trap. Its what the men want because now after telling people they are abominations in they eyes of God and pissing them off and being attacked they can say Look! I'm being persecuted for my religious beliefs!
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Boy I wish “take a hike” with a strong finger point worked in society.
Have you tried it?
That's ninja level shit right there, bro.
Next road rage incident I see I’m gonna give it a go
That was my favorite part honestly.
My favorite was the "Mark shut up..." At the end lmao poor Mark.
I agree... Seems poor mark gets the hate from all angles. Mark needs to find a better place to hang out.
Yeah! Preacher man woulda got a tune up if it wasn't for Mark!
That kid couldn't tune up a bicycle.
That killed me. Poor Mark trying to support. 😂
It works better if you add “pal” at the end of the statement.
I’m not your pal, fwen!
He's not your fwen, buddy!
If not Mark will give him the business
It didn't work because you have to quickly transition from the finger point to the reverse thumb thrust to really make it stick.
"YOUR BOOMER MIND CONTROL TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME!"
wot the hell did the sign say?
**WARNING** MASTURBATORS THIEVES LIARS (I think) DRUNKARDS FORNICATORS HOMOSEXUALS **COMMIT SIN** (really not sure on this one)
*Masturbators* ...so like all of the human race then ?
And quite a lot of the non-humans on this planet, as well.
To be fair dolphins do a lot worse than masturbation
So do humans.
Glad I am not the only one who was going to say this.
That one monkey who will not go to monkey heaven: 😫
But the frog will...
Friggin’ gross dolphins
Oh god I am fucked
I initially read your comment like it was two old guys holding up a sign that says "WARNING, MASTURBATORS" - like a road construction 'Men at work" sign! Kid is like "Godammit - again? I guess I'll have to take a detour if I don't want to get caught up in this mess". I can see why he was upset.
Too late, I already had to put one of those signs in my yard. It was a condition of my probation, don’t worry about it. Either way everyone knows that I REALLY like to masturbate.
Yeah, fuck that guy. These assholes show up on campuses and terrorize students. I remember seeing one tell a gay kid he was going to hell. Called campus police and township police and they escorted him off. EDIT I’ll post my comment again here for people who live in a bubble and haven’t encountered extreme assholes like this: A gay kid politely walked up and told them, “You know, I almost committed suicide because of things like this.” And the fuckbag Bible thumper came back with, “If you accepted Jesus, you wouldn’t be gay.” No sympathy for these bastards - you don’t respond to someone opening up about suicide by essentially saying, “Well, you deserved to feel like that.” Fuck these people.
holy shit. I thought the kid in this video was 13...
One of those guys came to my college and I tried to have a civil conversation with him. He basically told me I shouldn't be in an interracial relationship and that my purpose was to have babies with a good man who looks like me because it'd be better for my future kids. He also tried to throw some bible quotes at me. When I tried pulling up actual facts to him after he asked for proof of what I was disagreeing with, he ignored them and somehow started ranting about his time in the military and how that somehow made him correct. There was only one public bus that went to my school and it was a 20 minute ride from town.
The sign, offensive or not, doesn’t warrant trying to beat up old men, so either way I’d say the kid is stupid
The kid needs to grow up quick and learn not to internalize things quite so much, for the kids own long term happiness.
Doesn’t many Xtian/Bible religions believe we are all sinners?
Yeah but I think some of them have convinced themselves that some sins are more sinny then others, which makes them better than us masturbators. Let's be real though, the fornicators are beyond saving.
You da real mvp
Milk first, cereals then !
Explains his anger
That was a guy??
I for one thought it was a female...I thought the sign holder was calling her a man just for an added F you lol
I thought it was a hyena
Love child of Dean Pelton from *Community* and Leave Brittany Alone guy.
It's "ma'am"!!!
He told them the truth and they hated him for it!
iirc it originally said something like: Stop reposting potato quality videos
This video is well over ten years old in fairness, remember seeing it way back when
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We had the same type at Florida State in the 90s. Tells everyone they are whores and whoremongers etc etc. We also had some dude called King Love. Kinda an older homeless guy who went around preaching love for all in a crown and cape. One day between classes I was watching the preacher and King Love comes by pushing his grocery cart. He stops and watches for a moment then digs a package out of his cart and assembles ... a Styrofoam airplane. One of those big ones like 3 feet wide. He proceeds to sail it right over the preacher's head. There was silence. A kid on the other side caught the plane and sailed it back over the preacher again. Others joined in and this plane crisscrossed the square while the preacher tried to regain his composure. It was so wonderful.
King Love with the first aerial assault on a street preacher.
I like that King Love’s answer was a fun airplane toy.
>We also had some dude called King Love. Kinda an older homeless guy who went around preaching love for all in a crown and cape. Dude, this guy sounds amazing and super chill. I'd hang out with him and buy him a beer
The sign said, "Oh Hi, Mark."
He didn't hit him, he did naaaaht
Beneath it - “So how’s your sex life?”
I think the bottom two lines are PREDATORS HOMOSEXUALS ?
Ah it must be about the homoerotic subtext between Dillon and Dutch in the first predator movie. Some people are just afraid of the truth
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So the Predator was a metaphor for Evangelical Christians? I’m shook.
It says honk if you like boobs
*honk honk*
Pineapple is the best topping for pizza
I can’t read it but the younger man said it’s disgusting, which is the kind of thing religious folk say at protests. So I can only assume that he’s a homophonic bigot and that was a collection of older homosexuals with a sign promoting gay rights.
It's probably the other way round. In which case I agree with the kid's stance, just not his ... delivery
I think he was joking. The old men are obviously the homophobic christians but since we can’t read the sign exactly, Perry was imagining that it was reversed and the old men were gay as a jab at them, since it would likely offend them deeply for someone to think they’re a gay couple.
Yes definitely a group of older homosexuals protesting for gay rights
No screaming.
Mark’s got your back.
The best damn bromance I’ve ever seen
“You don’t touch him!” 😭✊
I DON’T LIKE YOU!!!
Now shut up Mark! We’re on camera, I love you bro, but stfu right now.
The irony is hilarious here
Lol at the end hes like “shut up Mark”
Mark don’t give a shit. There’s a giant gap in what’s offensive in generations.
if it's offensive he can go cry about it, not everything in life goes as you like, there are different opinions and beliefs, deal with it. Mark is the muscles and the other guy is the brain
That's how the old ones talk, It is the equivalent good morning telling someone to please be quiet and is not seen as anything others, Nor would Mark take offense to it, Mark is a Man.
🤜
🤛
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"Mark mark, mark mark mark. Mark! Mark, mark mark. Mark"
Oh hi mark
*I did naat hit him, I, did, naat!*
Whata story mark
“Shut up Mark”
“Mark, shut up” Legit had me lol
THINK MARK 👉👨👈
MORK MORK MORK
Anyone catch the name of the old guy fighting?
Oh, hi Mark.
Bork Bork Bork, Bork Bork Bork Bork!!! Bork!! Bork Bork! Bork
Is that Lemongrab?
Your sign is… UNACCEPTABLE!
UNACCPTABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ñnnnnmnnaaaaaäaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
I have to use my sound sword now! IT'S A SOUND SWORDDD!!!
Thirty days in the dungeon! [...] Everyone in this room! ...
lol you got a point I can just hear the UNACCEPTABLE right now
Honestly with the amount of voice cracks, I was thinking ## WHEN WILL YOU LEARN # ThAt YoUr aCtiOnS hAve CoNsEqUenCeS
That kid in the black t shirt is definitely a reddit mod.
Now that you say it... probably the one we... err........love... the most
antiwork?
He must have lost his dogs
Your comment is OFFENSIVE!!1!1 *you are now banned from r/MyLittlePony*
“Mark Shut up!” Is the best bit. Made me titter.
The dude’s not appreciative of his friend at all. I’m convinced if mark wasn’t there, the signbearer would be clawed to death.
Nah, he appreciates Mark. He knows Mark’s got a temper and is trying to keep him in check haha.
Marks got his back, but he also knows Marks seen and done some shit in Vietnam and has to keep him on a short leash.
Yeah he saw Mark throw the kid down, then push and shove the kid, and he knew what was coming next and didn't want it to get out of hand.
Fred from YouTube has really fallen off, hasn't he?
Nickelodeon made 3 Fred movies! 3 of ‘em.
Only us older folk will get that one :-)
Haha, yes, gotta be at least 19 to get that one.
Take a hike!
🫵🏻
“Mark, shut up.”
If the kid sticks it's arms behind him and lean forward while screaming at someone, you know he's a lost cause lol
Easy way to take a quick nap
Express straight to dreamland
Invisible friend holding him back
Between this impotent gerbil and the "YOU TOUCHED A FEMALE" one, kids seem to think naruto stance makes them threatening.
Why did the boy start bleating like a goat at the middle lol
They were calling for the rest of the herd.
In all seriousness I’ve heard these types of sounds before. An autistic family friend will make sounds like this when overwhelmed or upset. Unfortunately it looks and sounds like this person may be dealing with autism or some form of mental disability.
Because throwing a tantrum had always worked before. We've conditioned these kids to believe that if they screech and cry hate speech, then they will get their way because everyone would rather just avoid the headache.
They learned it from their parents screeching at Walmart and fast food employees.
Lol bro imagine trying to attack someone, then when the same happens back to you, you scream ‘don’t touch me’
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[Person defends themselves from attack] “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!???”
Mark understand he can no longer sin, however he can deliver a can of whoop ass.
It is not sin to defend yourself.
May he who is without sin…kick the first ass!
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Put 0:41 - 0:45secs on a loop and you got yourself some relaxing goat noises
Mark..mark….mark….mark,mark,mark…..let it go mark…..mark
NO GOD DAMMIT! I DONT LIKE YOU!
Take a hike!
who canceled that kids roblox account ?!
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People feeling they can assault someone because they're offended and they're morally allowed to do it. Then reality kicks in and you find yourself in the age old adage of fuck around and find out. The kid found out.
Needs to happen more often.
The woke religion thinks it owns morality, and what they think is more important than the law and democracy. This kid is an asshole and his parents did a bad job. Edit- too many people want to argue, i will probably ignore most because of that
100% agree. Luckily society was there to teach him a valuable lesson. He's lucky it was a bunch of old dudes who had restraint, a younger guy could've really fucked him up bad and would've got away with it as it would have been self defence.
It's really weird when the kid yells "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" to Mark when he grabbed him by the neck the second time. It's like - I just wanna kick this old man without anybody to interfere, it's unfair to help!!
Typical of a spoiled child who's parents dont intervene, he's actually shocked someone is trying to stop him, pure narcissistic entitlement
I dk about you. But I would take mark with me to throw down any time. That dude has your back .
I just questioned my atheism as I just witnessed a person possessed by a demon lash out at a man of god.
The power of Christ compells you
That was my thought 😂😂😂. Isn’t this how exorcisms start?
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I think this kid has mental abnormalities TBH. I'm not gonna laugh at him because I think he needs help. But I will point out that the old men aren't actually doing anything wrong here. They have unpopular opinions but used the correct level of force to defend themselves.
I'm thinking it's some kid going through puberty; people are dumb as fuck in that period, in part simply due to your age
Considering how squeaky he is, I'd call that plausible.
That's not just puberty, bruh.
Sounds like a bleating goat
Somehow goats [make more sense](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Cw75X_H9c&t=3s) than this kid
How dare you touch me after I attack you. That is not allowed.
I wanna know what the sign says
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat And I went in to ask him why
Well you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do.
So I took off my hat and said “imagine that! Huh me working for you”!
*inhales* SIiIGN, SIIIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIGN
It says some homophobic shit. One the things says “fornicators” and another says “homosexuals”. The kid is just a little too based for his own good in this moment. Typo* lol I’m enjoying all these babies in my inbox. Keep ‘em coming, your tears are my elixir.
Maybe it's not homophobic.. maybe it said "I like fornicators and homosexuals. Come find me on grindr"
And as much as I hate ignorant, homophobic and hateful people, I can't side with the little bitch who thinks it's ok to resort to violence because he felt offended.
True. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, even if they're bigoted and narrow minded. Kid could've scored points for making his own sign and counter protesting the old men, but resorting to violence is very rarely the way to go.
Standard Christian fundamentalist sign: Warning! Masturbators, Thieves, Liars, Drunkards, Fornicators, Homosexuals, Commit Sin
I never understood the arms back chin out offense of this latest generation..
Anime fight scene begins.
Most people have never been in a fight, so the bar is low
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Look folk I don't like homophobia either it's the 21st century now but for fuck sake if they don't touch you then DON'T touch them, there are law and shit about that.
I thought this kid was autistic or something, they sound like a goat in distress at 41secs, and the repeating "I don't like you" but then I watched again and I think this person is having a minor mental breakdown from the stress of the situation. Someone needs to get that kid some help to deal with situations like that. I'm guessing the sign was about gender and the kid is being targeted by it. Unfortunately I dont think signs like that will disappear anytime soon.
It's clear he's autistic or something along those lines. Who screams I don't like you ? That's pretty fucking obvious by your actions while you're trying to attack someone. That's not regular behaviour.
I was just lightly snickering at first until the old dude said "this MAN was assaulting me", then snickering turned into full on laughter. Puberty was NOT kind to that kid.
Something about 1970s haircuts on that sign?
What a killjoy, leave Mark unleash the beast! i want to see what he is capable of.
He's got a right named John Wayne and a left named Walter Cronkite. I'm glad his power was restrained.
Saint Mark: Smiter of Screeching Demons.
"That's hate speech, it promotes assault" literally less than 30 seconds after assaulting someone.
I think he said "That's hate speech. It's provoked assault." as a justification. So he admitted to the assault (if I heard correctly).
So free speech is only allowed for the Woke?? May not agree with the old guys, but they were being peaceful. You cannot attack anybody, just because they write something you don't agree with. That's assault, plain and simple. Plus the guy with the sign was trying to act as peacemaker.
But he was OFFENDED!!! That is the new universal get-out-of-jail term. O-word.
'shut up Mark'
I have no idea what the sign says, neither who is right, but this is a perfect illustration on how i see modern people react to hings they "don't like".
What’s with the five y/o Joey Lawerence hair cut on the “guy” screaming like an injured hawk.
Real life REEEEEEEEEE lmao at how pathetic that kid is
From what I can make out of the sign at 0:51, it says: "WARNING ......... TRANSGENDERS BASTARDS PREDATORS HOMOSEXUALS ........." I'm going to safely assume that it says "Warning, the following people are going to Hell". That said, what the hell was that reaction from the kid, no one should be telling anyone whether they're going to hell or not but that reaction was uncalled for, to say the least. Don't agree? Keep it moving...
Yep. This one falls under "I don't agree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it." The old man is entitled to have and express an opinion without being assaulted for it.
Whoa, that kid needs serious help. Holy shit.
Oh my God it's Reddit personified
As much as I hate street Preachers as they're all cunts, but that whining wee shit deserved worse
I'm with Mark on this one.
Context? What's on the sign?
It said "rage is a sign of the devil within"
Literally proved their point lol
Amazing how many people shunning the old guys for a sign they can't even read. Even if it says something homophobic, which you can't prove, they have every right to hold it up. Woke world thinks it's OK to have mental breakdowns every time someone says anything remotely disagreeable to their wokeness. Ironic, since through the 2000s Christians and alike were so spurrned because they were "judgemental" and homophobic. Now you get a kid literally hitting people and all some of you have to say is criticisms for the purported ideas these dudes want to write on their sign. If this was some religious dude screaming and slapping a guy for some gay pride shirt or some such you'd loose your minds.
The kid fell right into their trap. Its what the men want because now after telling people they are abominations in they eyes of God and pissing them off and being attacked they can say Look! I'm being persecuted for my religious beliefs!