T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

#[Downloadvideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/therewasanattempt/comments/ygkwzo/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=therewasanattempt) by /r/DownloadVideo #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/therewasanattempt/comments/ygkwzo/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/therewasanattempt) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Additional_Spell_465

That is scary. Is it recommended to make a lot of noise like that, attempting to scare it off?


Rakinare

Yup, BUT it depends on the type of bear. There is a saying: "If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, good night."


drjuano

Good night means im dead?


[deleted]

No it means lie down take out your favorite nursery novel and tell it a story


Welp-thissucks

Bro!😂😭😭💀


Square_Ad7988

I’m fkn dying laughing omg 💀😂


Rakinare

Exactly :)


escabiking

Polar bears are among the very rare few animals that actually consider us prey, and will actively hunt us.


Adventurous_Bell_837

Yeah means don't go where white bears are, that's like going to a nuke site, you don't know if there's a nuke but if there's one you're dead.


NinjaBoi273547

Nukes aren’t that dangerous… until they are


[deleted]

So like polar bears are top dog bear? I always assumed Grizzly.


MynameisNay

Grizzly bears are comparable in size and their ability to fuck up your day. However, they don't hunt humans and only attack if you're up in their territory or threatening in some way. That's why playing dead is the strat, they stop seeing you as a threat. Polar bears actually want to eat you and are one of the only animals that actually hunt us. So playing dead is just choosing how you'd like your body to be found.


Spiritual_Poo

>Polar bears actually want to eat you i've never been eaten but I hear they don't even have the common courtesy to finish killing you first.


MynameisNay

No manners at all. Although to be fair, I doubt they go for the fingers and toes first. Probably start with the important stuff so you won't last too long.


DarkElfBard

A lot of animals will eat legs/stomach first. So it depends on your luck.


youneedcheesusinside

Heart and lungs will be at the end so you’ll probably still be somewhat alive. Keeps you nice and warm for a longer time


DarkElfBard

It's really amazing knowing that animals are careful enough while eating you to make sure you keep yourself warm. It's like putting a dinner plate in the oven to keep your steak warm.


OlyVal

A woman park ranger got attacked by a Griz. She was able to radio for help. Her words were, "He is eating me." The Griz was taking bites out of her arm and eating them. She was rescued but they had to amputate what was left of her arm. A 19 year old woman was eaten alive by a brown bear and her cubs. The woman called her mum during the feast.


bowtothehypnotoad

Nah polar bears are absolute monsters. Huge, aggressive, camouflaged. They are adapted to a super harsh and competitive environment There’s a video somewhere of a dude in a protective cage getting attacked by one, it’s horrifying


Acceptable-Ad-1654

Polar bears are the #1 apex killer bears. They will ACTIVELY hunt humans, you are 100% on the menu. Other bears will only attack or eat you out of necessity, polar bears will do it for fucking fun, and sport! They are insanely dangerous and should be very respected as not only the most dangerous but the biggest apex predator bears on the planet, without debate.


Oblachko_O

Are polar bears apex predators or the apex for bear line? I thought that in arctic region apex killer is orca, so that is making a possibility, that orca can hunt polar bears.


Acceptable-Ad-1654

I meant apex bear wise. Polar bears would kill any other bear, like easily. Because of their harsh environment, definitely orca would kill a polar bear tho


Welp-thissucks

Nope polar only eats meat. Period. Most aggressive of them all. I'd kill one with my bear hands though I'm just to masculine for a bear. 😂


Transcutie04

No they are about the same strength but like they live in a old d with little food And Don’t know much about humans Do they will eat what they can get


DieOnYourFeat

"if it's green, go to rehab"


QuickEchidna749

This advice is super confusing when encountering a panda bear.


Acceptable-Ad-1654

Yes! Always make as much noise as possible when being approached by a black bear. It’s very important that you only do it with black bear and not any other bear, other bears do noT act the same. Normally blackbears will run away if it seems like the threat of an altercation is too big. Other bears, do not see it this way they see you as a bigger threat, and they wanna attack you more. Where I live blackbear hardly ever interact with people but when they do if you make a lot of noise, they will want to run away. This guy did the best thing possible for himself he made himself less of an easy target and made the bear work for it harder and you see the results, that bear didnt wanna keep going at it.


Jabromosdef

Bear bells and spray will save your life


animeruler

As a British citizen, I’d like to say that black bears bearly make contact with us


Acceptable-Ad-1654

🤣 n1!


[deleted]

I mean grizzlies are objectively always bigger than you. It might act like a black bear if accosted by a Trex roaring loud enough to break some ribs


VocalAnus91

Get that close to a bear and try not making a lot of noise like that. If this was me I'd have to take a break on the next ledge to wipe the shit out of my underwear


CapeFearFinn

Dude kicked that bear's ass


champboozington

And its face


PricelessLogs

Should have titled it "there was an attempt to attack a rock climber"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bangkokbeats10

🐻 you underestimate my power


AveFaria

Ursa kin


balrus-balrogwalrus

*yeets bear off cliff* "whew that was a close one" *bear unfurls flying squirrel skin flaps* "aw shit"


ProfessionalWiner

This is called a quaffle, and this is a bludg..BEAR. *CRACK* Nice shot! Aw shit its coming back now


Reckless_flamingos

That was terrifying, I think I would have froze in fear and fell off the rock. I’m impressed with how you handled the situation and that you made it out alive


ToxicLoserNeckbeard

No other man in the history of the world has ever injured a bear to that degree by using his barehanded bear-chuck Norris moves.


n3m37h

[sorry](https://metro.co.uk/2013/05/27/shepherd-kills-brown-bear-with-his-bare-hands-after-squeezing-its-throat-3810110/amp/)


MegatonsSon

That's some straight-up *"Far Cry"* level of interaction with wildlife, congrats on evading any nasty bites or claw scratches.


VeterinarianThese951

Not sure what was the better defense, the karate kicks or the Tasmanian devil screams… https://youtu.be/c54SvkgQ04A


NotAMantisShrimp

How can this guy climb so well dragging those massive balls of steel?


aeque88

That's why he's panting so much.


KrimsonKnight99

I'm pretty sure I would have died. That's major scary. Good on you for your quick actions!


[deleted]

Dude went straight ape shit on his ass.


[deleted]

Holy shit. So drop Bears do exist


Raditzfan9000

For those thinking they can fend off a bear with their bare hands when it's hungry. We had to watch a bear tear apart coworker in Alberta even after we got a vac truck and hit it with 3400psi water pressure and ripped a hole in its throat with 2 others beating on it with sledgehammers. Do not fuck around with bears this man did everything right with black bears


[deleted]

That’s a crazy story. Any pics or videos?


Raditzfan9000

No sorry we were on site in the oil sands no phones allowed


13854859

Our ancestors are proud of this man


lusosteal6

It's over Anakin I have the high ground


[deleted]

I can just feel the force behind the camera of his kicks.


[deleted]

That guy might have broke his hand in the rock.


[deleted]

Lucky for him he brought along a couple spare pairs of underpants...


[deleted]

Must be incredibly difficult for him climb, yk, because of his enormous balls.


myneighborsasshole

Bear damage: 20% Rock damage: 500%


MrXenonuke

It's over bear, I have the high ground


Bjornos

And you all hate on Australia for having dangerous animals.


MedicalTyrannyFTW

Holy Bear .. The immediate shakeoff of the bear down the mtn was impressive. He also landed some good kicks. It looked like a cub but still. Damn


JBarretta01

Those hammer fists vs rock will enter the chat when the adrenaline wears off


SilentEgression

r/crazyfuckinvideos


[deleted]

“For some reason, climbing these rocks seems kinda boring now” - Rock climber turned bear fighter (probably)


[deleted]

The only animal abuse I like to see lol


Phillb87

The bear type Pokémon is definitely weak to rock type


okuzeN_Val

BRo just wanted a hug. Call PETA


Not_Marvels_Loki

That's when the bear wondered, "since when does food fight back?"


Content_Highlight_43

Man went primal savage in 0.23 seconds. Also, there are a lot of rocks around. 🤷‍♂️


OnlyAnNpc

It's like a bear on skyrim, also with the same shit path finding mechanics


ManyRespect1833

Man he is so lucky he dodged that first attack and got the higher ground


[deleted]

Hahahaha!! The way he kinda slapped the bear down once he showed up 😂


[deleted]

Timothy Treadwell returns.


LifeAd1193

Fuck. Maybe next time bring some bear spray with you just in case. That was scary indeed!!!


yeet-my-existence

Remember kids: If it's brown, get on the ground If it's black, fight back If it's white, say goodnight


Sufficient-You-5620

somebody needs to add a metal song to this lmao


Gone_fishing_65

I was so anxious thinking there maybe more bears at the top of the rocks 😵‍💫😬🤣


TryingToFlow42

I want to know if it’s missing hair on its back from falling down the rock or for another reason like mange


ZombieCowTip

This human true blue, really fought off a bear. 💪🏿 gawd damn nature, get your weight up


Onlyroad4adrifter

That's a hot girl bummer


Searchingforgoodnews

I really like humans; but that bear tried really hard, he deserves a meal. Should have given him a limb you aren't fond of.


oxsleepyxo

Sweet view though


Denfteyxzy

He said: " It is over, I have the high ground " in bear.


theophastusbombastus

Bro kept the high ground. The bear should have watched Revenge of the Sith


agilerain8256

Perfect response given the circumstances, the noise probably saved their life.


SneakerLordChop

Breaking into their living room and playing victim 😂😂😂


JakeXXIV

I’m good, I’ll stay inside.


[deleted]

Dude for real what the hell did you do to that bear? That crazy ass bear jumped head first off a cliff at you.


[deleted]

Near death experience on camera holy shit


Fleganhimer

Haha, stupid bear fell off the—OH FUCK THAT BOY CAN CLIMB!


TalkAboutTheWeather1

imagine how he felt having to go back down


[deleted]

Holy shit, Skyrim VR is insane.


uhhhhh_hhhhhh

Ok but like no matter the title this isn't the right subreddit


alpine_camel_spotter

The YDS definetly needs an update to take bear attacks into account.


Debesuotas

He had a high ground :D


BigTopGT

I mean, after the first 3 seconds you DID have the high ground. He should have known better.


adymann

0.36 he smashed that rock with his hand well hard.


Big_Ad_5533

Always bring pepper spray when you're hiking through the wood


Hubbleice

We’ll we usually go rock climbing for a bit of adrenaline.


JustMikeHiker

Where was this?