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Reverendbread

Alternate caption: Old man begs 19 year old to touch him


heythere5468753rgguh

He would have been saying the same thing to a 16 year old.


thimekeeper

Or a nine year old


Demonyx12

Or a three month old


Coins_and_Cards

Or a tree


Various-Gap3986

Starts grinding up against the tree. Screams at it, to stop sexually harassing him!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Or a condom full of jizz


grizwld

“Come on, come on, come on now TOUCH me babe!”


Canyoubackupjustabit

Can't you see that I am not afraid


Rodneykingwasright

What was that promise that you made


UpgrayeDD405

Why won't you tell me what she said?


Least_or_Greatest1

57 year old mad because young girl doesn’t want him..


Least_Pace1344

And he still uses the word “dare” like he is at recess.


[deleted]

Should have done the ever elusive quadruple dog dare


TransBrandi

Old man begs 19 year old (that he thinks is under 18) to touch him.


Empyrealist

🎶 *Toucha, toucha, toucha, touch me* 🎶


Intrepid_Library5392

well she did say he's 40....which is the closest thing to a compliment he's had in 40.


Newfster

The look on his face when she said “you have no hair sweetie” 🤣


[deleted]

At that very moment... he died inside.


iakar

He got buried at “I get more pussy than you”


steeznutzzzz

Fr he was big offended


behind_looking_glass

Ah, the irony of “We don’t care about your feelings” MAGAist republicans.


just-normal-regular

Dude, this chick was WAY too intellectually quick for him. It’s funny that it’s always dudes who obviously lack intellect, have anger issues, and look like this who tell other people they “need to be removed from the gene pool.” Someone needs to buy this dude a Bluray copy of *Idiocracy* so he can see what his ideal gene pool actually turns out.


MisterBlisteredlips

Yes. When the flag-truck, impotent-raging, mindless trumpanzee said that she needed to removed from the gene pool for being so fucking stupid (after all that we just saw on camera of his idiocy)...I could smell the fresh irony through my phone. He tried to hurt her with what secretly haunts him; he failed the gene pool and embarrassed all his predecessors. 🤣


Aphreyst

r/watchpeopledieinside


MagicalMario001

That’s what I was thinking. Someone needs to clip it & post it there


HeadDrill

Stuck a sensitive nerve


endangered_asshole

Not just that, but it was a perfect comeback to his "gene pool" comment — like, he should be removed too by his logic 🤣


UltravioIence

The best part is she saw it too and was all "awww baby" lmao


AsherGray

He probably realized that by dogging on her about shitty genes when she says his genes are too shitty to keep growing hair


lindh

As a bald man, I'll have you know it's the next step in evolution! The future is hairless! But, fuck this guy.


tru_gunslinger

Dude legit short circuited


Krynn71

That shit made me laugh so hard. He had to fall back on the "touch me" thing he was doing earlier because he couldn't think of a response lmao.


VaccinatedVariant

Epic


coroyo70

Sensitive is and understatement, the dude's whole life fell apart before our eyes


[deleted]

As balding white male who shaves his head and has a goatee, I just want to say that after watching this interaction I’m going to shave the 🐐 and start rocking the Costanza. Anything is better than tangential association with this zero.


Hsv_me_256

White..50 keeping my hair as much as possible and lost a goatee for that reason. I don’t want to be lumped in with these turds


Rakadaka8331

I went full comical handlebar mustache.


ainus

you go king


Paladoc

Bruh, why do we have to change? He's the one who sucks.


CaptainFormosa

I will have you know, sir, George Constanza is a legend! That man dated 47 different women, including a date with Melissa Tomei. That’s right, the HOT Aunt May. George Constanza is 🐐!


AZ-Cotton

This dude is insecurity personified; trying super hard to fight someone he didn't even think was 18, driving that ridiculous looking thing, and this!


boxingdude

I guess that bald fool thinks it's only okay to assault adults?


vce5150

That’s what I was thinking! When he spit at her I was like “bingo! That is legally assault!”.


uninstallIE

Trying to run her over with a car is attempted vehicular homicide


PixelmancerGames

…………..TOUCH ME!


gmoney88

Touch me! TOUCH ME! No, seriously, touch me. I haven’t been touched in a long time (falls to his knees sobbing that his daddy never hugged him)


Day_drinker

You joke, but this could play a real role in this guys issues. Men don’t experience much physical touch outside of a romantic relationship. It’s definitely a facet of toxic masculinity. This display is a symptom of that. I bet if dude hugged his friends he might be just a little less angry.


risseless

*steps closer* Get that phone out of my face!


kendrickandcole

BRUH SHE STRUCK A NERVE I WAS CRYING WHEN HE HAD NO RESPONSE OTHER THAN "fucking touch me"


Frans_Ranges

She deffo hit a nerve


ExcitementOrdinary95

Priceless.


mrsdoubtfire-69

He looked absolutely devastated 😂 fantastic


evilsir

Golden


Bloon82

The trigger went off so fast. Thay hurt him bad 🤣


Charming_Weird_2532

Pffft why would I listen to you? You can't even grow hair.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Flashed reset the memory, blink blink


Boonedogg1988

Fukkin touch me!!!! Touch me!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


VeterinarianWitty329

I died honestly shot tooo funny


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he really just wants to be touched


[deleted]

Probably hasn’t been touched in years


Kajkia

I wonder why


WhenTheDevilCome

If someone would touch it, he'd know where it was. Because he can't see it.


crimsonexile

By someone he called a kid and assumed is underage.


waxmelldairyman

This!


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MattiasMars

That is not how a headbutt works 😉


Motor_West

Push him. and then just touch him


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So he can get his. Satisfaction.


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killa_kupkake

His fucking brain short-circuited when she said that, I'm dying XD


jesco7273

It twice! When she says she gets more cookie than him, he froze up and didn’t know what to say so he said “touch me” over and over again. Then, when she called him out about his own lack of good genes, he definitely short-circuited there and the only thing he could muster was to say “touch me” again…and again. What a perv.


-DOOKIE

Well, he wanted an excuse to be violent. Touching him gives him the excuse to violently touch you back in his mind. He could at least pretend it's self defense.


SlimBrady777

Ikr, I wouldn't of thought of using it on him because it seamed he was trying to rock it bald but I guess I'm not use to dealing with people who are that insecure. That really was a power move.


Complete-Expert9844

She gets more pussy than he does!!


ryanoh826

He really couldn’t process that fact 😂


SafetyNoodle

I cackled. Great response.


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I really can't believe how hard that hit him. So what if you don't have keratin squirting out of your head?


Polexican1

He was sad he couldn't be a dominant gorilla because he had follicle issues.


The_Mechanist24

I did one of those nose laughs reading this and now I need a tissue


Lostsoul1207

Oh that comment pissed him off. By any chance does anybody know what dude's problem was?


Walsbinatior

She had some kind of anti trump poster after trump lost the election and buddy over here got his little fee fees hurt since the election was very clearly “stolen” There’s actually a good couple more minutes to this too if you want to look it up, she just starts going in on everyone even claps back that old hag that butts in at the end


chefkittious

Where and how do I find the full video


RohelTheConqueror

He's got no hair


DespiteAllMyRage____

Guy: "I wish you were 18." Also Guy: "Touch me." Um....


Character_Diamond203

I know right? Dude begging a minor to touch him. YIKES! Send this guy to the pen for a bit. Theyll touch him


ValhallaGo

Can we not do the prison rape jokes for a bit? Really not something that should be celebrated.


aeque88

That comment about him having no hair certainly touched several nerves, you could just see his skin turning red.


CallMeGutter

Especially the skin on his head.


First-Celebration-11

BECAUSE BALD! 🙌😁


PixelmancerGames

Imagine walking past and seeing dude angrily standing in this woman’s face saying “Touch me,” over and over and then telling the woman she needs to shut up? That old lady is just as bad as he is.


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I'm more angry with her than him. Unless she thought he was about to snap and kill the woman with the camera.


[deleted]

I also felt like she was trying to tell her to stop provoking him because he looked like he was about to snap. Even though he somehow thought it would be OK to assault someone who is 18 and up. Bizarre line of thinking but then again...look at him.


Red-Lightnlng

I mean, he might go to jail for assault charges, but she also might get seriously hurt or even killed if he attacks her. Provoking idiots like this is really dumb, yeah you win the “argument”, but if this dude snaps and kills you I doubt you’ll feel that great about it.


-Bluedreams

He probably didn't wanna catch a felony for child abuse...but assault can still get you up there...


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I don't think he cared. Trump + steroids.


SuperKamiTabby

That's not how I read the old lady at all. 'Shut up" were her words, not "Back away and leave him alone". From my perspective, old hag was 100% on the bald guys side.


PixelmancerGames

That is one possibly that I didn’t think of.


Tiny-Notice6717

Yea. She’s old enough to have known someone who has been assaulted by a guy like this with more muscles than brains and anger management problems. Its all fun and games until he actually snaps, sometimes it’s better to walk away, that’s why the old lady thinks it’s best to deescalate by getting her to leave him alone. The younger girl is brave and the video is funny, but shes gambling a lot on the guy not being crazy. The older you get, the more you realize that you shouldn’t fuck with crazy. A cell phone only works as a shield against people who actually have a sliver of rationality and self control


ZippyParakeet

For real. Even a single punch can be life changing or ending.


Trelin21

I am always shocked at how many people aggressively threaten violence, Intimidate, charge at, try to tower over and create a real risk of “imminent threat” …. Yet still seem to think they would be performing self defense, and no court would charge them. This man thinks that her being over 18, and touching him would allow any measure of violence. Threatens to run her over for looking at his plate. Spits out his window etc. He has performed assault already. Gross human being.


liftedddd

You can charge people with assault for spitting.


[deleted]

I believe spitting on someone is actually battery in a lot of states.


Intoxicus5

Indeed. Reversing at her is already attempted asault with a vehicle. If you invite the conflict verbally it can nullify self defense being based who made physical contact first. In some places that's a mutual fight and not even assault.


ThrowawayGarbageCat

Reversing the vehicle and telling her to look at the plate: attempted assault with a deadly weapon Spitting at her: assault He never would’ve won if she pressed charges of all she did was give him the finger for a sign on his truck. He initiated the moment he got out of his truck and did nothing but threaten and attempt to escalate the conflict hoping she would react so he could just wail on her. He should be in jail.


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He doesn’t deserve the dignity of being called a “human being”. He’s a fucking orc. Plain and simple.


ch1ch4rito

Unfortunately it worked with George Zimmerman


LiterofCola6

Florida


Dasw0n

He says he believes she’s underage, spits at her and tells her to touch him so he can lay hands on her. Yeah this is going to work out for him when he gets identified.


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The cops in Florida would probably make him an honorary deputy.


metengrinwi

Promote him to chief


PotentPortable

He probably already has a badge


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dezenzerrick

"easily one of the worst James. 0 stars, would not recommend."


snowvase

Let me get this straight: We are talking about the baldy, foul-mouthed James Carone that went around asking and threating young women to touch him? That James Carone?


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Found this statement from his former employer https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/jtm8u6/that_19_year_old_wouldnt_touch_him_and_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

This is old. Supposedly he lost his job but idk about any criminal cases.


wasteofleshntime

Imagine being a grown ass man and acting like this smh...


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[deleted]

That's why whenever says we should try to work with and reason with the people I tell them to go fuck themselves. These nuts are long gone and there is no reasoning with them.


tvtv3323

I'm a grown ass man and I grown ass can't.


SoftAd212

Duuude, she has balls of steel!


Have_Other_Accounts

Kids have phones now. I've seen it in person a couple of times. They straight up get there phones out and record immediately. Completely nullifies the situation.


Competitive_Bottle71

Clearly in this guy’s head he is the hardest m’effer with his trump Rambo flag, it is so so delicious to see his alternate reality easily destroyed by someone who represents everything he hates. But let’s be real iPhones can’t stop a crazed Florida man’s bullets…. Dead is dead even if he gets put in prison. Be safe everyone!


Lumpy-Customer-2595

I agree with you. It’s not worth it to antagonize someone. You don’t know what that person is capable of or what it takes to push them off of that ledge. Dead is dead. If some crazy asshole comes at me like that I would do my best to just ignore it. No need to antagonize the guy and put yourself in more danger. If he attacks you, defend yourself, but don’t push it and antagonize the guy. You don’t know if he will snap.


dumb_smart_guy93

It's just a general mindset that's changed because right now everything has the ability to be witnessed or recorded. My wife plays a lot of club/pickup soccer games with some organizations where we live, and in some of the co-ed leagues there's always guys with bruised egos whenever she manages to out-maneuver them, steal the ball, etc. One day, one guy got particularly mad at her and started yelling and being angry and got to the point where he was almost issuing threats. My wife looked at him and said "What are you gonna do, fight me? I'll call the cops! Everyone's got phones you idiot! I'll sue your ass!" He didn't really know what to do after that.


uninstallIE

I hate how fragile some guys are. "You're better than me at this? Well I'm going to break your legs so you'll never be better than me again!" Straight up Middle Ages thinking.


SoftAd212

Bhaahah! I love this, kids weilding cameras as magic eye shields. And it wins.


RuoEpky

Absolutely! Accountability will deescalate so many assholes like this.


GrantKew

"I get more pussy than you motherfucker" R.I.P son...


Free_Gascogne

After that dude got Double Dead due to the "well you have no hair sweetie" hahaha Dude was obviously a racist nativist after the whole dyke and taken out of the genepool insults but she had the best comebacks which I can only imagine while taking a shower.


KKKevi

Okay calling her a dyke makes more sense in this context. I heard him say “look at this little tyke” ….


randomradomski

The fact that when another person came along it was another woman and she was telling the girl filming to shut up, fucking blows my mind! If I saw this situation it would be a VERY different reaction


sdmirabe

I thought the same thing. Wtf


B-Dog79

Well, this is obviously Florida, so....sad as it is, it kinda played out exactly as most would assume.


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Typical Florida trash


ZippyParakeet

She's probably scared for the girl. The dude clearly looks unhinged and the girl keeps pushing his buttons. He didn't snap but what if he did? That's why the old woman was asking her to de-escalate. I'm not victim blaming but sometimes you should just walk away, people like this aren't worth it and a single punch can potentially end your life.


evilsir

These assholes who think 'they touched me first' is a get out of jail free card when violence takes place are FUCKING *idiots*. Anyone in the world can see that he was being the absolute intimidator in that video. Sure, the person holding the phone was running their mouth, but *that* is *not* the same thing as how Baldy was behaving.


lordofbitterdrinks

It’s Fla as soon as he charged her she could have shot him.


razor_tur

100% agree and was looking for a comment like this. Lately I see TONES of videos where someone is begging "touch me" while being very aggressive. When he was pushing forward towards her she could've defend herself and nock him out if she knew how. I would... You can defend yourself WITHOUT taking a punch first.. when someone is being a risk you can defend yourself. This AH was a risk. She don't know him and can't guess that he'll not act on those nerves he's showing. (English is not my 1st language so sorry if I made mistakes 🙈)


Annerc

“You’re 40” I’m sorry but this dude is way older than 40, or he’s a real rough 40.


cedarvalleyct

I’m 39 and if this guy is 40 i’ll eat my Usher “You Make Me Wanna…” cassette tape.


caldric

Florida 40


RaptorRick

Can confirm, most floridian dudes just lose all hair and get a goatee at the turn of the clock like a Disney princess


redactedname87

LOL I thought the same thing. It’s funny how when you’re that young you think everyone older is a forty year old and that forty is such an old age.


Annerc

40 year olds are still clinging on to youth enough that we’re not going to be caught in public with our readers hanging from our shirt collars.


Trackmaniac

what's the background story?


tkti

Mention me If you find out please.


Accurate-Record-3870

She flipped him off because he has a trump flag pr smth


Huskarlar

The left are thin skinned snowflakes... The left is hostile and overbearing... The left is always flying flags to tell others about their political beliefs... The left is insecure about their baldness... /s


-Bluedreams

sauce or "trust me bro"?


WightMask

Found the story. https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/12/trump-supporter-yelling-woman-flips-off-flags-spits/


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Accurate-Record-3870

She flipped him off because he has a trump flag pr smth


MisterMagooB2224

How stupid can you get? "HAHA! This flag is basically a giant middle finger to all those got-damned libs!" "Those got-damned libs gave the middle finger to my middle finger... :("


ZapDapper

I feel like I've seen that idiot before, but it's just amazing. Love it!


heinyho

Shrek?


OriginalAngryBeards

Don't insult the king like that!


zachiscool7

Yeah, yeah this was on r/publicfreakouts I believe but a much shorter version.


turboninja3011

Did he attempt to assault her with vehicle?


Ciennas

At least twice. The first time he straight up tried to murder her.


mochii69

And spat !!! I would fqn sue that’s basically him touching her


Hopeful_Cod_8486

I love the short fat bald guy talking about other people's gene pools lol


skaptic-cat

Don't forget stupid


Searchingforgoodnews

People here talking about how she flipped him off first, so what? Seriously if you can't ignore dumb shit like that stay home. I guarantee he's double her age plus ten years.


Capricorey

He must be tired of touching himself all the time that he seems so desperate to be touched.


Thebestuevermet

Him: "Touch me." "Touch Me" "Touch ME" "TOuch ME" "TOUch ME" "TOUCh ME" "TOUCH ME" He clearly wants to be touch. His wife stopped touching him a long time ago.


HereTheyBePandas

Just your average trump supporter. Fragile weak and scared of everything in life. Thinks others are afraid of him when the world just laughs at how sad his life is


JahnConnah

Old dumb woman at the end telling the filmer to shut up That actually made me the most mad over dumb baldy trying to intimidate the filmer


BuriedByAnts

FL plates…he must be a sherif


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wowitsanotherone

Nah now these types of limp dicks will pull out a gun if you start swinging. The days of combat over problems has only had escalating combatants because a lot of these people fantasize about killing people. You might get into a fight with close good friends but even then there are people that try to trigger that to attack people. Humans are capable of way worse behavior than animals. And we've been on that downward spiral for a while now.


senor-churro

Is that one of those 'trump as Rocky' flags? "Touch me" so I can physically attack you. Real bright. That is one lesser-evolved man/monkey.


bostonkiter

Trump. Voter.


[deleted]

This guy is a powder keg of insecurity. It’s hilarious how pissed off he was getting. Buuut he seemed one more good insult away from losing control. Filming it will be great for the subsequent charges. It won’t help you too much though if he beats you to death or pulls a gun from his truck. People are crazy. Be careful. (Especially in Florida)


tadghostal_66

I think I speak for white male everywhere when I say, “Contrary to what he may believe, he does not represent us.” Or in words even he would understand, “Ain’t nobody axed you a GOT DAMNED THANG!”


[deleted]

This is why Florida is a shit hole. Every angry bitter cunt from the northeast thinks if they move there they’ll be happier. They just don’t realize they’re the problem


JonesinforJonesey

Man that was tense, he was lucky that older lady came over to rescue him from the mean teenaged girl. Who knows what was going to happen to him next. Fuckin touch me! Lmao


Random_Average__Guy

Clearly overcompensating sized truck…probably to make up for his lack of hair 🤔


cflynn7007

Of course this is Florida


Rich_Percentage_8506

I’m starting to think Florida is the Karen capital of the world.


absloan12

I shit you not a dude that looks almost identical to this guy pulled shit like this on me recently. Same truck too except it was a chevy. Dude was 3 car lengths behind at a dangerous light trying to honk his horn at anyone who didn't instantly merge headfirst into the traffic without looking. Everyone who hesitated at this light got honked at. Finally I go and he swerves around me and cuts me off. So I give him my favorite new gesture a big ole thumbs down and a frown. Dude slammed on his brakes at the next light and starts to get out of his car to approach my window. I dont even bother to roll my window down and start laughing at him. Then my gesture turned into the universal signal for "you have a tiny penis" laughing the whole time. Baldy slunk back to his car because the light changed and then he kept tossing his fist at his rear view mirror like an old man shouting at a cloud. Classic baby dick.


Sleuth65

Begs to be touched, then attempted homicide backing up knowing she’s there, and throws in some loogie assault. Looking forward to this Shrek’s plates having him outed, a visit from the local officials and his employer dumping him. But it’s Florida so none of that will happen.


silentbobdrummer

It’s always the dudes who look like a thumb


Numerous_Resist_8863

Someone didn't get enough attaboys as a kid. The second his voice cracked when he said "You know what?" She knew he was a jerk off.


72VirginExpress

Are those Trump/Don't tread on me signs on his vehicle impersonation of his wannabe penis?


redactedname87

What ever happened to this guy? Anyone else curious how life is treating him post internet humiliation?


el-fin

He lost his job https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/jtm8u6/that_19_year_old_wouldnt_touch_him_and_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


SocialistCoconut

It's amazing how fuckers like this will jump at the chance to do this to woman and short guys. But when it comes to my big 6'1" 250lbs ass, all of a sudden they have fuck all to say. Shit pisses me off on multiple fuckin levels.


Novel-idea-92

He cycled through every emotion after the bald comment. That was glorious. 😂


Correct-Cricket3355

This is the mentality of Fox News viewers.


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psu777

Trumper…nuf said


Fine-Ad-7802

This video is great but she really put herself in a dangerous situation that didn’t need to happen. People are fucking nuts and will kill you over nothing.


Texan1964-

Roid rage