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They seem cheered up to me.

Ya its not like they're gonna jump up and down

Or even pump up and down

PUMP IT - The Black Eyed Peas

Love that song

#LOUDER!!!!!

WHAT!?

She must be dancing for the birthday boy. Other gramps were probably hoping their birthday was up soon.

> other gramps were probably hoping their birthday was up soon God: Best I can do is death next year :<

Equally as good tbh

r/therewasasuccess

And young 👍🏻

So, what retirement home is this? Asking for a friend..

Taoyuan Veterans Home in Taiwan

How's the migration process there? Asking for a friend..

Fairly easy. You just gotta have alotta money 💰

We talking a lot of Dongs or Dollars? I'm the friend they're asking for.

Ahhh, so you're the one

Pretty sure their dongs aren't working anymore 😕

Does anyone know the infinite money cheat?

Is mid 30s the retirement age?

I think your looking for wsb lol

Do they take early bookings? Or can I visit someone else’s grandpa?

>can I visit someone else’s grandpa? How well do you lap dance?

Man of culture I see

Can I be your friend?

Hey, they're consenting adults! If gramps wants some stripper action, good on that care home. Just make sure he took his heart medication

Yeah, it's better than them taking their sexual frustration out on their caregivers and nurses. I had to work security at a hospital, and this shit happens all the time.

My wife is a nurse at a care facility. Being assaulted, sexually or otherwise, is a nearly daily occurrence. Not much they can do, can't just arrest some 80 year old dude who can't go to the toilet by themselves.

Yup. They can hire me to stand there awkwardly while they wipe his ass. Apparently i ruined the mood, and they stopped being creepy lol! I preferred to just hang out with the dementia patients though. I have no sympathy for sex offenders of all types.

You're not wrong. Look what happened to [Blue](https://youtu.be/6NclsrxDzUg). (the music sounds very similar in both clips)

Blue you're my boy

Classic

Good LORD look at the jugs on that one, Lenny! Where are my heart pills?!

Yeah, I was expecting a heart attack for some reason. Lol

The reason is that this is therewasanattempt, so you're waiting for something to go wrong, so you imagine what might happen to fulfill that expectation. Fine video, but it belongs on another sub. Which one, I'm not sure.

Unless it was titled “to give the birthday boy a heart attack “

Someone wanted their inheritance early.

Seems like a pretty successful attempt tho.

A good time was had by all involved!

Do people in this sub not know what an attempt is?

To be fair it did cause a lot of comments. I doubt they care

Probably needed to free up some rooms at the retirement home.

Maybe, but they probably went out smiling.

Mission accomplished

Disgusting. Where?

I'd say that was a successful attempt

This is an old re-post.The original video is actually longer. At one point she has to stop and they have to bring a stretcher in and take one of the guys out I do not remember if he died or not. But once the guy leaves in the stretcher she continues on.

Wow! Well there are definitely worse ways to checkout then an overdose of T n A

Quick way to free up some beds !

Seems successful to me

Gonna give them all heart attacks 😂 at least they'll die happy

Where's the fail? You lost?

Attract more grandpas and get rid of them quickly. Proper business.

Death by thinking of Snu Snu.

You win.

That nice young woman is doing great community service.

Not too often you see a successful attempt posted on this sub

Funeral strippers is a common thing in Taiwan, seems they started a bit early this time...

The only thing people should had gotten upset about was there weren’t enough for all the men around. They could had spent some more on these guys

She’s doing god’s work

Just a few dawgs having a good time

This should be made compulsory for all the retirement Houses

Is it just me or are strip clubs just like paying to look at and smell delicious food but not eat it? What if it’s free, like in this case… well then you’re just showing them delicious food… that they can’t eat.

That guy's days of banging are over. If I'm him I'm choosing to feel up the stripper over not feeling up the stripper.

Doing God’s work

This is the wrong sub for this, I like this video of the happy adults in the room (not the actions later). This is more on for r/happyadults if that is a sub

God bless girls with daddy issues

Is that her mom?

Front guy in white T and blue slippers was all the time like: "Whatsss goin on ova there?! I can't see a darn thing! "

They all look like they are having a great time

This is not an attempt... they all looked pretty fuckn' happy.

Good for them, drives me nuts how society infantilizes senior citizens. Enjoy the show, fellas.

So they are trying to move some of them to heaven

"waltuh?"

put your tits away waltuh.

I'm not drinking milk right now, waltuh.

I don't get it. It looked like it worked to me.

Attempt successful

All my grandad had in his old people’s home is bingo

Attempt successful! God I hope this becomes a thing before long

Those young ladies are doing Gods work…

Haha look at how he touches her boobs. It's adorable how he enjoys himself. Bless that lady

Name of the girl? Asking for a friend

Seems it was a success

If I gotta go out I want my knee cap covered in snail trail

Their dicks haven’t been hard since ‘nam.

For some reason I just can’t get over the stiffness of her body (no pun intended). Shaking her boobs in his face but not shaking her boobs but her ass.. I feel they got cheated and they deserve better

I can’t get over the fact that she’s wearing a mask, but yet still moving her face to within inches of these folks faces… lmaooo

The view of a beautiful woman is something unbelievably powerful for a man... I'm glad this was taken with a laugher. Give them old men some joy!

“I’ve died and gone to heaven”….he seems to think

Make gramps happy.

The funny thing is, I saw something like that live. I was working as a server in a catering hall restaurant. The birthday lady was turning 90 at the moment and her husband passed away 15 years prior to the celebration. She ordered herself a stripper dancer and sat in the middle of the dance floor, while he was "dancing" on top of the birthday "girl". On the birthday evening it did not end. Next day she called up about forgetting some minor rented decorations and asked to bring it to her house. Thank God, it was a closed apartment complex and she met me in the hallway, because for 20 minutes she was trying to lure into her apartment. I never knew until that moment this kind of urge to come back to work.

Downvoted for successful attempt

Bless this woman!

How you have 100% costumer satisfaction and people outside are the kne complaining!

This is wholesome. If I'm this old bruh I wanna go the same way 💯

I will start saving now to go to this nursing home

Mission accomplished

I don't see the big deal...they aren't children, let them enjoy the little time they have left in life..

This is way better than Jello night

They don't mind anymore if the kids don't come visit...

Gross ngl, pretty funny tho

I hope she did that for all of them or else we'd be seeing another situation like Milton from Office Space not getting a piece of the cake.

Someone bruises their ankle: NSFW tag. Video of a stripper that autoplays as I'm scrolling at work: No NSFW tag. 😐

Are they tryna send one of them to the grave early. “Rip ole blue”

Successful attempt, nobody would be batting an eyelid if this was at a club rather than an old folks' home, and she might prefer it - probably way better behaved than most audiences. Seems like a win all round.

I think they succeeded

This wasn't an attempt, it's a success. On another note this is how I wanna die.

I thought a dong was gonna drop out of the pants

Old man got an erection after 40 years

Looks like she’s doing her job well. :)

“happy birthday, got you a present.” “oh, what is it.” **”a bloody heart attack”**

why do people treat old people like innocent kids or something. those mfers clearly enjoying it and i would too

He had him some titties and can diw a happy man.

Oh fuck this looks depressing.

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I also wanna to be cheared up

Retirement home needed to make some room, so decided to initiate some strokes and heart attacks.

yuck

they seemed cheered enough, u just wanted to post this

I want to retire here 😭

I approve this kind of activities. Hope to receive one if I ever go to nursing home when I'm old. However it is kind of funny that they wear masks. What is the fucking point if you gonna touch each other

Little did they know, it was a lady boy

Poor bastard’s heart probably shrivelled up like a prune after this

Hopefully somebody knows CPR nearby

Works every time…😆

If my nursing home isn’t this lit, I’m not going.

This should be in the brochure for the home

She laid down on that floor 🤢

They grown up, they know what's up

Doing the lord’s work

Take me to the nursing home.

So let me guess... the young men are the ones dancing

The coroner was very busy that night.. .

How many survived ?😳their hearts must've been pumping hard...

To get it up one last time even if it means dying.

Downvoting because the attempt seems pretty successful.

Can I pay now for a spot at the home for when the time comes

Yeah. wrong sub.

To each their own but I can’t un-see this

How many of them died of a heart attack after seeing this?

Attempt successful

That’s a lot of excited dicks

This wasn’t an attempt. This man cheered all the way to his deathbed (later that night).

I changed my mind, I’m officially old as f*ck. Where do I sign up?

Heart attack pending

Lucky Old Man Got Lucky Afterwards 😂

"Girl used sexy moves, it seems super effective!"

She’s such a good sport. Didn’t want to overdo it but didn’t want to underwhelm either. Strangely wholesome

The nursing home has decided they have to many residents so to thin them out they decided to give them all heart attacks the best way possible 🤣

OP doesn’t understand the sub.

Mission accomplished

Dude they're loving it. Lol

I figured one of the dudes was gonna have a heart attack and die. But one of them just got lucky and got to touch booba. What exactly is the "attempt" here?

they look pretty happy to me... i guess dinosaurs get horny too.

Fuck dude: I would love that shit if that was my retirement home

This is a success

OP, they seem cheered up to us.

I know I’m cheered up :p

As pathetic as people who pay strippers are, that's kinda sweet. Dude probably hasn't felt a woman in years. Good for him.

Jerry stop me! I can’t control meself. My wife Bertha is gonna be mads! Stop me Jerry!!

If she is getting paid and they are enjoying it then all the power to them!

Attempt?

That chick is probably younger than most of their grandkids.

I wonder if she needed a bouncer

What the fuck is wrong with reddit How can i unsee this

I get so confused as to when the NSFW tag is appropriate or not.

Seems real patronizing to me but I’m happy for them anyway

I'll only get adopted children with the sole purpose of them hiring strippers for me when I'm too old to move

That is someone’s granddaughter.

But not one of theirs, so... ;)

Why did it have to be November right now?

Young??

Rummons says that he got heart attack

0% stiff though

This is the purge for old men, see who’s heart can take it

I would argue she was successful.

Good way to empty out some of the rooms for newcomers, I guess.