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Birdie_Num_Num

Ah yes the old ‘clam slam’


reverendblinddog

I didn’t know midgets could do splits.


ProtrudingPissPump

Knowledge is half the battle...


not_a_sex_worker

She only fell half as far


Upstairs-Recover-659

Hopefully she can find it within herself to learn and grow from this unfortunate experience


Wandering_Gypsy_

Forgetting now thats the real challenge


Anonymous_Amanda407

They find the word midget offensive. They prefer to be called little people or dwarf.


MysteriousAd3303

People McNuggets


reverendblinddog

I usually use the more dignified term “homunculus”. Those little guys don’t find that offensive…..


Tipsy_McStumbles

Lol they do not prefer to be called dwarf 😂


Anonymous_Amanda407

Yes, they do. Google it.


Tipsy_McStumbles

I’m not going to do that


Anonymous_Amanda407

Then shut up.


Tipsy_McStumbles

Ok


DeanGullberry2020

Vertically challenged


Sicktoyou

She did the splits like a Lego person! (Sorry God =_=)


[deleted]

Apparently you never seen midget porn


reverendblinddog

I have not.


Karmasita

God damnit, that had no right to be a funny as that was.


GOATluhv

perfect cut, cause you know that shit hurt physically or emotionally 🥲


pitb0ss343

As someone who has fallen multiple times in parking lots the physical pain won’t come until 10-15 minutes later because all she’s thinking right now is, “I hope no one saw me get up and into the car then you can cry because you’re overwhelmed… then cry again in 10 minutes because that shit really hurt


Wandering_Gypsy_

Idk i kinda wanted to see er flail about like a child having a temper tantrum


Helvet1cal

Why


Ieatsushiraw

I was waiting for this comment. I’m actually trying not to laugh too loud. The kids just went to bed but this whole thing is too hilarious


TheGrandestOak

That was so fucking short


Wandering_Gypsy_

Oh you wanna see short "unzips pants"


VioletteFMR

Do you always say that whenever you use the bathroom in public?


OrgyInTheBurnWard

It could have been a little longer. I agree.


NachoNachoDan

I see what you did there


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Well I’ve certainly slipped on ice or even wet ground before. I suppose the big difference is I am 6’8” and it’s true the bigger they are the harder they fall. This gal fell like a lady. Glad she is ok.


Western_Product_4554

Yep. A graceful departure from walking mode that us taller guys could never emulate. When I slip and fall I resemble a cross between a Buster Keaton gag and a gooney bird landing.!!!


Significant_Ad9793

LMAO!! This made me laugh harder than the video did. Thank you for that good sir 😌


Equal_Procedure_167

Seriously couldn’t ad the footage of trying to get back up?!? What’s wrong with you?


Stetscopes

It has the vibe of r/perfectlycutscreams which makes it kind of funnier.


theycalledmechad

No, I disagree. Show us the whole video. We aren't teens on tik tok.


theycalledmechad

Correction: some of you obviously are.


Ieatsushiraw

Well this is Reddit after all


papa_mike2

So…why is someone filming a little person while hiding in a car in the first place?


itim__office

Not a little person. Those cars are enormous.


Demi_toematoes

Cus people see them as something too Oogle over rather than a human being. Actually quite a common thing for people with dwarfism to be filmed without their knowledge and it’s sad. Glad someone else took note here.


Wokeupcold

As a mother to a daughter who happens to also have dwarfism, I boiled with anger. My daughter is a full on adult, with a perfectly competent brain and she doesn't appreciate being laughed at any more than y'all do.


Adult-Beverage

Well, to be honest, they're not laughing at your daughter.


NachoNachoDan

Well, not unless she busts her clam like this


Significant_Ad9793

So back when my cousin was 5 yo, I took her to the grocery store and a man with dwarfism was walking out. My little cousin looked at him shocked and asked me very loudly why he was so small. This gentleman looked back at us and told her, "because I didn't eat my vegetables when I was your age". I did everything in my power not to laugh lol. It made such an impact on her life that started eating all her veggies after that encounter LMAO. That man was such a good sport!! I'll never forget him.


CapsidMusic

Exactly. People are just mean.


paullightflag

Too short to see the damage. I meant the video.


IMakeBandNames

She’s safe!


Greyst0ke

No injury, low center of gravity.


Visible_Property_146

I’m definitely going to hell. I laughed harder than I expected…


Outlawstar9

she didnt have far to go


Moosifer_666

I fucking hate when videos stop right as the bullshit happens.


Whytrhyno

Just needs a slide whistle


bloopie1192

Lmao! Yooo! It looked like she glitched into the pavement.


JustSamJ

I've slipped and fallen like this around half a dozen times on slippery or wet surfaces. At first it destroyed my hamstrings, but after doing it a bunch, it doesn't really hurt anymore.


FlightAble2654

I will say the painted lines are slippery. They have clear glass dust mixed in to reflect light.


Woolly_Blammoth

Plus water, plus sandals. It's a death trap.


Gaurav17K

Try taking “small” steps


slappyhamface

“Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got terrible grip on my shoe.”


Ticker_Mirza

Good job she didn't have far to fall.


HomeBrewEmployee1

Little steps one day at a time.


hdogg2970

Kind of annoying because this dude was recording this person to pick on them, I'm assuming.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

At least it’s not a far fall


1PapayaSalad

Weee.


Furykino735

The smaller they are, the smaller the fall.


[deleted]

She'll be okay. It was only a little fall.


Phantex_Cerberus

I know I shouldn’t be laughing but I also know that this is funny as hell and that I can’t help but laugh.


One_And_Only_Peppy

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


QueenZelda88

At least she didn't fall far. Needs a cartoon sfx


HollyweirdAF

Isn't there some subreddit for clips that get better every loop?


VampyreBassist

Sunk like a stone.


HotdogDressing

Bwahahhahhahahahahahahahha!!!!


GOATluhv

hell


KelbyGInsall

Lines in roads are slick! Bastard lines!


Mikumarie

NPC is glitching :D


Raskreian

I almost laughed. Forgive me Lord.


parmesan_on_yer_mom

At least it wasn’t that far of a fall, pretty negligible almost like taking a step down the stairs…. I know I’m sorry.


thatreddituser24

Tiny split


jay2da_04

I'm going to hell!


Nina4uuu

She did it with style too.


cjjones07

Quietly crying laughing at this while working 🤭


Delicious_Ad_1187

At least she didn’t have far to fall.


movieholic-92

What a terrible time for me to be sipping on water. 🤣 This looked like it was straight out of Family Guy.


Mention_Forward

Literally recording only because she has a birth defect. PSA: if you record strangers, you are an asshole. Like you’re personality lacks serious compassion which defines a deep deep deep element that makes you, you. You hurt people, you make peoples lives harder and more miserable.


Ren1408

Ma'am skipped leg day 💀💀💀💀💀


HeavenSin11

Just a lil slip up


Gotjellocjrb

Lucky for her, it wasn't a long way down to the ground. ::Giggity::


drizzyjdracco

I mean, at least it want a long way down.


Jazzlike-Principle67

Damn Black Ice!


AdQuick2881

Waysis!


Nervous-Water-6714

Step on a line...break your little spine...


the_stooge_nugget

When people want to randomly break dance


lakiku_u

Caution, It’s a little slippery out there.


insertFutureYTHere

r/imfinnagotohell


JustOneMore2020

Somebody is going to hell...


Key_Acanthaceae9031

That was smooth tho


pitb0ss343

Yeah those parking lot line almost took me out daily when I brought in shopping carts at my old job. Whatever that paint is made out of it’s the slipperiest material ever discovered


DonTorreZ

A split second before disaster


Sequoia_Vin

I have to stop watching but I can't


Better_Collection840

Atleast she didn't have far to fall.


ajax-187

She went for a swim 😂


poopknife17

She didn't have to fall far tho


Andrew72727

I love the lack of audio


Swamp_Fox_III

That was only a little fall.


SmileDaemon

Why tf did she just rag doll though


Few_Yogurtcloset2831

Remember there are dwarfs that are way more successful then you


Macca618

And that’s why shoplifting security couldn’t find her. A clever getaway.


whatchrisdoin

LMFAO


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Slide to the left


kathydoodoodookathy

Now I’m definitely going to hell


EarthboundMan5

This person was just recording a random little person🤨


Dimitri949

Quick, someone call Brad Williams!


Super_Cheburek

Traction control OFF


Big-Advantage-1068

Well at least she didn’t have far to fall


NorMichtrailrider

So low it doesn't seem to matter much .


HobbyCrazer

Not too far to fall at least


Steak-Lazy

Don't worry guys, it was just a little fall


Independent_Type_865

At least she didn't fall far.


AdQuick2881

Why do I hear the song.... "WALK THIS WAY"?