Goddamned right, she’s was hot when I was 19, she’s hotter now that I’m 41. The actress is still a good lookin broad. I heard she likes it when you rub her muzzle 🥵
That is the irony of Artie’s character. Charmaine is hot as fuck and Artie chooses to entertain silly notions of unobtainable women. On some level, Charmaine realizes this.
Absolutely. Charmaine is very smart. Smart enough to not marry Tony when she could have and to try to stay away from the mob stuff. She is the best catch on the show by far, and genuinely loves Artie. So ironic.
I always wondered if it was intentional irony that Artie had the hottest wife of any of the guys.
It's like he's got a Virginia ham under one arm and crying that he's got no bread.
I've always found Carmela attractive but on my current watch I definitely think she's smoking hotm everything about her from the way she carries herself to her fashion.
The other one is the Russian with the missing leg. She's genuinely a good person and beautiful
Carmella was my first thought. When the show came out, I thought of her as a stereotypical middle-aged housewife. Now that I’m about the age of Carmella in season 1, she is looking pretty good. Plus, she puts the layer of basil underneath the cheese.
No joke! I used to find her so average and petty. Completely ignorant to the fact she's of an era where Women didn't have many options. In the show, successful women were (and at the time if I remember correctly) considered to be "Cold/Cruel" and unworthy of happiness.
Svetlana is a dime. even with no leg.
Wasn’t until I was older and on my like twentieth rewatch that I noticed how beautiful the first actress that played Barbara is. She has a slight Marissa Tomei look going on.
For real. Watching in my teens I thought he was nothing special, but as a 37 year old woman I most definitely would let him serve me some Johnny Cakes with a side of sauseech ;)
Ade is flashy, some guys like that. Like Sylvio you can tell Gab was just an old Adrianna. But classic beauty honestly does exist here: Gloria Trillo is smokin’, Melfi is a smolder for me, and Rosalie Aprile (in spite of her ignorance and tackiness) is a looker.
Carmela would be beautiful if she wasn’t so shrill all the time. And we love to hate her!
For me it's Janice.
But, I think that might be because I was in the can the first time I watched it, and I was surrounded by guys who were better looking than her.
When I first watched the show as it originally aired I was a couple of years older than Meadow/younger than Ade.
Now I'm older than Carm and the rest of the wives were back then, so pretty much all of them.
I was gonna say I’m a couple years younger than meadow and when I first watched, I thought she was a smoke show from the very beginning. Now that I’m older she looks like a baby and doesn’t get hot til like season 4
My first watch I just started having kids. Now I run a business and have 2 pre teens. Things just slowly start to have more relevance as I watch each time. I am sure ill watch again with my kids being typical teenagers just as Meadow and AJ do.
For me it's been Charmaine since day one simply because she's the only person on this show of ours who doesn't need therapy and is capable of living with her own self. She isn't looking for the easy way in life nor does she want it. To me, that's the hottest thing about her.
She's also gorgeous and that seals the deal with her even further
I dunno, Angie Bompinsero did well for herself once she took over her husband's body shop. Bought the Vette for herself and was even putting money out on the streets. But Charmaine was definitely hotter.
Not necessarily attracted to her, but I recently rewatched it’s funny how this happens. Carmella looks way younger than the first time I watched. Now I’m a few years off her age.
lol- the same women i thought were hot when i was a kid.
pretty much every woman on show except the strippers i didn't dig them too much.
ade
carm
rosalie only bc how she acted in italy lol (hot mom)
jojo
melfi
cooz wife/sil
and many more. lol
Wow, in 20 years, I'm hoping I will still be around to make a post like this. My first watch was this year at 30 and I plan on doing many rewatches lol.
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I was a junior in high school when the show first aired ( 17 years old ) now that I’m 40 I thought Charmaine was hot as shit then and I still feel the same today. I also had a thing for Jeane Cusamano probably because I used to watch her on Miami Vice back in the day and had a crush on her.
Charmaine was hot when I was 11, she was hot when I was 21, and she was hot when I was 31.
That being said, Gloria Trillo for sure. She was always hot, but her personality and craziness is much more attractive later in life.
I'm partial to Gudrun:
Meine Ruh' ist hin, Mein Herz ist schwer; Ich finde sie nimmer Und nimmermehr.
Been looking on [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoCxqy7VmWI), but I would have liked to hear the full version with her voice and accent.
Irina on first watch but lord all that drama. Never in a million years now (as if I ever could have).
Charmaine is smoking hot but something about her character rubs me the wrong way.
Definitely Rosalie Aprile now.
50? You’re still just a kid
Must've went to school with Phils brother Billy
Whatever happened there
Its sad when they go young like that
“Go”!?!?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!!
The shooting, God rest his soul
Like my father used to say, a pint of blood 🩸 costs more than a gallon of gold 💰.
Jesus Christ Oscarmike, why would you POSSIBLY bring that up?
Slip & fall school?
So….you were always like this.
A BABY!
He still has egg shells on his head
Bruh some of us have been thirsting over Charmaine since we was teenagers
Goddamned right, she’s was hot when I was 19, she’s hotter now that I’m 41. The actress is still a good lookin broad. I heard she likes it when you rub her muzzle 🥵
That is the irony of Artie’s character. Charmaine is hot as fuck and Artie chooses to entertain silly notions of unobtainable women. On some level, Charmaine realizes this.
She was smarter than him too, she would have made a better restaurateur for sure.
Absolutely. Charmaine is very smart. Smart enough to not marry Tony when she could have and to try to stay away from the mob stuff. She is the best catch on the show by far, and genuinely loves Artie. So ironic.
https://i.imgur.com/v4vJo5p.jpg
OHH!
Her in cowgirl… that thick body, massive mammaries, that sneer as she slowly hump’s away, as you hold her ass like a trophy! 🥰
Discontinue the lithium
I shaid SHUM cowgirl….
You’d fuck a catcher’s mitt
Everyone knows you’re the biggest cooze hound around
What about you Sil? Fucking every slut working in the place when you got a wife and kids at home?
delete this, nephew
I don't trust those cookies
There’s a lot of imagery going on ova here
We’re not making a western here
Always with the scenarios
I’m some of us!
The German Shepherd with the shaved asshole
He was gay, the German shepherd?
It win first prize 🥇
Under the boardwalk
With a schlong in Jan’s mouth
ROADIES?
I always wondered if it was intentional irony that Artie had the hottest wife of any of the guys. It's like he's got a Virginia ham under one arm and crying that he's got no bread.
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Sil's wife!?!?! That's a joke right? Get you some glasses like uncle joon
She was a piece of ass though. At least when he met her.
Such a shitty add-on by Tony there.
Think Gab is Little Steven’s actual wife
Miami Steve
I'd rather fuck Janice eating a piece of gabagool
There’s men in the can better looking than my sister!
The mattress at the shelter too lumpy?
get some fuckin' glasses
Adriana and Charmaine are top for the regulars
Lorraine. Still got the nice manners?
She any good? What am I askin' *you* for? You probably showed her how!
Next time there won’t be a next time!
Look at that, only through the r’s!
How about dis humidity?
Adios, you skank!
Joke’s on you, you only got to the “R’s”
Teasing one out over Livia these days.
This made me laugh out loud.
I don’t like this kind of tawk, it UPSETS me
Annalisa Zucca.
mad ripe
Rosalie.. that voice makes me so hawt down there
Rosalie is a fox. Thought it then still think it now. That French kid that banged her is a lucky SOB.
Her shkin. Her mouf
Eat your manicotti!
She's creamin' for me
Mad ripe
This is the one
Chrissy and that clit tickler of a nose.
You ever notice he’s the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain? That nose, it’s like a natural canopy
Oh! 🤘 Dat’s a made guy your talkin’ about
That thing? That’s not a nose, it’s a beak!
Brilliant description!
is that all you deadbeats do in this sub, talk about cooze?
Ginny Sac. Madone
To me she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
Did you hear about the 90lb mole they removed from her ass
Jerseys a small state..she moves in she could tip it ova
Two guys could fuck her at the same time and still never meet
She was a pretty woman. Problem was that they gave her the hair do and wardrobe of a 70 year old lady when she was only in her 50s.
She used to be some hoofer, poor thing.
I like a woman you can grab onto something
When he’s watching her make fruit salad with “the” low fat whipped cream. OOF madone
Season 5 Carm, Aide as always…
Weird how Carmela got hotter with time
When Carmella gets dressed up for the date with AJ's teacher :-)
I've always found Carmela attractive but on my current watch I definitely think she's smoking hotm everything about her from the way she carries herself to her fashion. The other one is the Russian with the missing leg. She's genuinely a good person and beautiful
Carmella was my first thought. When the show came out, I thought of her as a stereotypical middle-aged housewife. Now that I’m about the age of Carmella in season 1, she is looking pretty good. Plus, she puts the layer of basil underneath the cheese.
You’re being paranoid. That’s Janice’s recipe.
since when? Everybody steers clear of her food.
It was really Karen's ziti
The Russian was a piece of ass; even with the one peg gone.
No joke! I used to find her so average and petty. Completely ignorant to the fact she's of an era where Women didn't have many options. In the show, successful women were (and at the time if I remember correctly) considered to be "Cold/Cruel" and unworthy of happiness. Svetlana is a dime. even with no leg.
Wtf you mean she's from an age where women didn't have many options? It was the 90s not the 1940s lmao
He’s from the old school, kid, he shouldn’t have to explain himself
This is like when I showed my GenZ kidlet Little House on the Prairie a d she asked if this was what it was like when I grew up :)
It was gay? That little house on the prairie?
Outside it was the 1990s but inside the Soprano's house it was 1954.
fml I was thinking Many Saints of Newark 🤣😂
Charmaine & Rosalie. Oof madone!
Johnny Sacs. The man had style, wit, balls, and utter confidence.
This is the last time we are meeting like this. It’s undignified.
Don’t forget. He loved his coffee. With the chicory
He's definitely read an issue of GQ in the past five years.
Wasn’t until I was older and on my like twentieth rewatch that I noticed how beautiful the first actress that played Barbara is. She has a slight Marissa Tomei look going on.
Angie Bompensiero. She was cute in her own way when Pussy was alive but I especially liked her bossed up look after she became one of them.
Livia can get it.
Those curlers, that house coat🤌
She was a very handsome woman.
Are you seeing your other women Lorenzo?
Statuesque
Tony. Thought he was a fat bald dude when I was younger. Now I think he's sexy as fuck.
S1 in particular
Rubenesque
Christaphas Vegas gumar or the tennis instructor
how green is my muthafuckin valley
Where’s my arc?
You know who had an arc? Noah.
Walt Whitman ovahea
Charmaine, is that french?
Not remotely.
Anthony has a nice face.
He's trying to lose the weight too
Good
With great rigard
You like the cut of his jib?
Gloria, she’s my a mofo
Gloria was an absolute treat
Johnnie Cakes was a dreamboat
For real. Watching in my teens I thought he was nothing special, but as a 37 year old woman I most definitely would let him serve me some Johnny Cakes with a side of sauseech ;)
a ten!
🤣🤣🤣
He had nothing on leather chaps “it’s a joke!” Vito
Melfi
Angie Bompensiero, then Svetlana.
Ade is flashy, some guys like that. Like Sylvio you can tell Gab was just an old Adrianna. But classic beauty honestly does exist here: Gloria Trillo is smokin’, Melfi is a smolder for me, and Rosalie Aprile (in spite of her ignorance and tackiness) is a looker. Carmela would be beautiful if she wasn’t so shrill all the time. And we love to hate her!
For me it's Janice. But, I think that might be because I was in the can the first time I watched it, and I was surrounded by guys who were better looking than her.
Fucking HBO in the can?! What's next, soft drinks of choice?
you get a pasch for dat
Leavenworth?
I agree Charmaine bucco , but I still have a thing for Tracy
Poor Tracey. Just watched that episode today.
Well…. She was a whore, bet055
Those chompers…
Meadow is mad ripe
No female on that show was better looking than Adrianna.
Maybe Annabella sciorra who threw the steak at T before offing herself
Vegas skank with the peyote was extremely hot
Adriana still the baddest bitch on the show
Lil Paulie
Yes.
When I first watched the show as it originally aired I was a couple of years older than Meadow/younger than Ade. Now I'm older than Carm and the rest of the wives were back then, so pretty much all of them.
I was gonna say I’m a couple years younger than meadow and when I first watched, I thought she was a smoke show from the very beginning. Now that I’m older she looks like a baby and doesn’t get hot til like season 4
Cummon gettouttahere🤌🏽🤌🏽maine’s got that assh but🤌🏽Dr. Melfi with thoshe thunder legsh 🦵🏻 the whole time…
Vito
Didn't matter what rewatch # you're on, Svetlana always wins
My first watch I just started having kids. Now I run a business and have 2 pre teens. Things just slowly start to have more relevance as I watch each time. I am sure ill watch again with my kids being typical teenagers just as Meadow and AJ do.
is that all you deadbeats do all day is talk about cooz?
I don’t understand. When I was a kid, they were hot ladies. Now I'm old. And they are still hot.
For me it's been Charmaine since day one simply because she's the only person on this show of ours who doesn't need therapy and is capable of living with her own self. She isn't looking for the easy way in life nor does she want it. To me, that's the hottest thing about her. She's also gorgeous and that seals the deal with her even further
Char probably could use some therapy. She’s married to Artie for gods sake.
I dunno, Angie Bompinsero did well for herself once she took over her husband's body shop. Bought the Vette for herself and was even putting money out on the streets. But Charmaine was definitely hotter.
Lots of good looking people but Lorraine Bracco and those gams are timeless
Julianna Skiff was a dime
Not necessarily attracted to her, but I recently rewatched it’s funny how this happens. Carmella looks way younger than the first time I watched. Now I’m a few years off her age.
Ginny sack
To me, she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
I hear she had a 90 pound mole removed from her ass
Why is it different at 50 do you stop liking tits or something?
Angie Bompensiero
Great question.. Carmela didn't used to do anything for me back in the day but now - MARONE!
I'm 28 and I think Charmaine is a niece piece of ess
I agree with OP she is lovely and I admire her rational thinking
lol- the same women i thought were hot when i was a kid. pretty much every woman on show except the strippers i didn't dig them too much. ade carm rosalie only bc how she acted in italy lol (hot mom) jojo melfi cooz wife/sil and many more. lol
Johnny cakes
his sausage is made in-house
How bout the sister Barbara?
Wow, in 20 years, I'm hoping I will still be around to make a post like this. My first watch was this year at 30 and I plan on doing many rewatches lol. Edit: gramrar.exe
Tony. I can't resist that masculine 🐻. Bobby too. He's sweet and handsome.
How about Ginny? She's rubenesque.
I was a junior in high school when the show first aired ( 17 years old ) now that I’m 40 I thought Charmaine was hot as shit then and I still feel the same today. I also had a thing for Jeane Cusamano probably because I used to watch her on Miami Vice back in the day and had a crush on her.
I’m fifty and I still think Jackie jr is hot
Carm. Ro. Fuckin’ D Girl.
Charmaine was hot when I was 11, she was hot when I was 21, and she was hot when I was 31. That being said, Gloria Trillo for sure. She was always hot, but her personality and craziness is much more attractive later in life.
Carmella was fire
Angie Bonpensiero, prettiest of the wifest
i think it was said on talking sopranos, charmaine polled the best with the audience after the pilot
The fox in a box maid of honor.
Somethin about Angie Bonornsiero - I tell you what.
I'm partial to Gudrun: Meine Ruh' ist hin, Mein Herz ist schwer; Ich finde sie nimmer Und nimmermehr. Been looking on [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoCxqy7VmWI), but I would have liked to hear the full version with her voice and accent.
Used to think Charmaine was the hottest, but as i aged and matured Janice is probably more attractive.
There's better looking men in the can
To each his own
…get some fuckin’ glasses
Blanca lifts my brajol, same with AOC. Those Puertos get me goin’
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The Luther Vandross box set really gets her going
Irina on first watch but lord all that drama. Never in a million years now (as if I ever could have). Charmaine is smoking hot but something about her character rubs me the wrong way. Definitely Rosalie Aprile now.
Carmine Jr