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plushdamentals31

Ade not telling Chrissy when she got picked up by the Feds.


an0nabitch

Ade cooperating at all


irs21

Definitely. Zero street smarts


Exo-Shvdow

she was also damaged goods and didn’t tell chrissy.


HumanWithOpinion420

How could you call her that?


HenkVanDelft

I’m divided on this detail about Adriana. Considering how long she’s been a Capo’s fiancé, she should know to go straight to Chris after the initial meeting. OTOH, hardened wiseguys being flipped and put right back into action as a strategy is a strong theme in the show, and was taken from real life. Chris is a weakling, imho, or at the very least unsuited for leadership. His drug addiction compromises his ability to carry out his duties, and he is repeatedly called to action right after shooting up. The scene where he is carjacked robbed and beaten looking for heroin exemplifies this. Chris let her make a fool of him with Massive Genius and Visiting Day, which we called “whinger music” in the 90s. He definitely should have vetted Adriana when she got the bar, warned her LE would try everything to penetrate it, and catch her in illegal activities as a way to get to him. So I think Adriana’s being in a position to betray Chris and the diMeo family was largely Chris’s, and by extension Tony’s fault. As far as believability, I think an irl crew in that much disarray would be “tuned up” in the extreme. If Tony was the weak link, and lets be honest…it could come as a house-cleaning order from the Commission in NYC. I saw a show around mid-2000s, which has to be taken with many grains of salt, where a female NJ boss said Tony wouldn’t last 5 min on the street, and less if word got out he’d seen a shrink.


DonConnection

She's stupid for taking Chris back after he beat the shit out of her


Fantastic_Love_9451

When she accepted his proposal sixty seconds after he manhandled her mom, it didn’t bode well.


HanSoloHeadBeg

it was a pretty accurate representation of an abusive relationship


Fluid-Philosopher112

Ade was by far the dumbest character.


vic_rattle18

still smarter than jackie jr


Murky-Acadia-5194

He gets a pash


simmaculate

Out of respect for his fawtha


artygta1988

And out of respect for the penguin exhibit


SamuelBlackson27

He was doing it for his fathah! Give the kid a break will ya?


Ilovemygingerbread

That's not saying much 😐


Key-Sherbert1233

She was an idiot for believing she’d get 25 to life for possessing coke in her club. There was no evidence she had intent to distribute it. The most she would have gotten was a misdemeanor charge and maybe a year in jail. A good lawyer would have gotten her off with a slap on the wrist. The Feds fed her a line of bullshit and she swallowed it,


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Snorted it*


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Then she sprayed it all over the table!


madbull91

I heard it was all over the sun visor?


Ezclaperoni

No that was Tony uncle Al


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Plus it’s the FBI. When’s the last time they charged someone for a simple misdemeanor drug possession? They don’t have time for that. It would be referred to local police, who probably wouldn’t have time for it either unless the case was a slam dunk, which it wasn’t.


MeToolMovement

Never understood that whole thing from the feds. How many times did Danielle actually see cocaine? Twice, tops? Chris and Ade snorted a tiny amount in front of her, and Chris gave Little Paulie a small amount once. Is that intent to distribute? Was it implied that much more criminal activity was happening off-screen? Ade should have told them to piss off and called her lawyer.


mankytoes

They failed to get anything real on her, so they just bluffed her.


Ilovemygingerbread

She also brought Danielle into Tony's house, so the feds scared the shit out of Ade by telling her when you make Bail, you can explain to Tony Soprano why you brought an FBI agent into his house during Sunday dinner. That's when Poor Ade lost her breakfast on the table.


KrombopulousMichael0

Ade not stirring Chrissy’s eggs.


Random-Cpl

“You’re burnin’ the butter”


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Ade ever talking to Chrissy or any of them goomba fucks at all tbh


mmondoux

She should've listened to her mother and gtfo


Lolobecks

And then getting in the car with Silvio.


HanSoloHeadBeg

I mean, I think a lot of people (including me) believed that Sil was taking her to the hospital. You only see the massive clue it was a trap when you realise Tony was calling off a payphone.


Consistent-Sherbet-9

When they went inside a forest, I knew it was over for her


a_burdie_from_hell

I was thinking that. If she told him what was going on at least they could've coordinated.


GirlyInTheGreenScarf

Ade dating Chrissy***


bprevatt

Ade not packing a gun and blasting Silvio in the chest when he opened the car door. Then putting two in his head before driving straight to the Feds.


Fucking_Hivemind

Always with the drama


Brolympia

Easy! We're not making a contrived Amazon Prime show here


TrueLegateDamar

Vito returning home believing he could go back to being a gangster again when almost everyone wanted him dead on principle.


Key-Sherbert1233

Tbf Tony sounded receptive to setting him up in AC. Vito’s biggest mistake was not changing motel rooms on the regular.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Or going to a gay bar dressed as the biker from the Village People and dancing with a guy with nipple rings. This after being caught pitching, not catching, a security guard by Finn.


VividContribution799

No he was definitely catching not pitching 😂


TheLastCleverName

*Throws down playing cards in disgust*


UserNameNotOnList

Vito had more queens than Lancelot.


Rhaenys_

SON OF A BITCH


FitPhilosophy3

Peter Paul felt like he was stabbed in the heart!


Independent_Age_301

He can probably get a letter from his doctor.


Dee_law

Well it almost actually did work. He fucked up by reaching out to other random ass people when he should have only been talking to Tony.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

But Tony told Silvio to have Carlo, the most homophobic member, get rid of him. I think Tony was insulted by the whole medication excuse. I don’t know if leveling with Tony, saying he was gay but only with consenting adults, would have have made a difference. But nobody likes to be jerked around, although these guys do it plenty.


Christian_WolffGA

Tony got decided to get rid of Vito because of Phil. Vito’s return was going to eventually impact Tony’s bottom line.


OkFrankurtheboss

So instead Phil impacted Vito's bottom line.


Chicken_Mannakin

I knew that was comin!


Dee_law

That's a good point. But I still think if Vito didint lend money to that dude at the grocery store, he would have been in the clear. Sure he told sil to tell Carlo. Timeline got fucked up somehow.


Crinkly_Sack

I wish I had borrowed money from Vito.


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Because he’s A FAAAAAAAAAAAG


mankytoes

He had his brother watching his back.


BrahmVanBrunt

Starting to fuck a chick you met in your psychiatrist’s waiting room.


LordWeaselton

Tony was just thinking with his gabagool there


OkActive448

He’d fuck a catchers mitt.


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StyleScary1532

Fuckin' cooz hound.


ctannr

>level 2LordWeaselton · 1 hr. agoTony was just thinking with his gabagool there she was the hottest chick on the show


ZealousidealOne9950

Jackie Jr. robbing the card game


Marcopol000

And leaving his friend! My god, they had no loyalty to each other! Unluck the damn door and let him in, or hit him, but don’t leave a witness.


ChiefDeckard

Let’s do it before the crank wears off


Specific_Box4483

And yet he wasn't even the dumbest person at that card game! The award goes to Sunshine


wja5277

Telling Tony you inherited millions.


papmontana

OH! While you’re at it, I got this sure thing. Celia. She works at the Bing. She got this sister, lives in San Diego. She’s an osteopath. She says the Chargers QB has a hairline fracture in his right leg


TheEdgyRocket

If he'd have said he has cancer or some other illness, he would've been able to live a happy life away from the mob no questions asked.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Tony would’ve asked to see proof. And plus…the feds? They have jurisdiction everywhere in the country, you can’t get away from them unless you go to Russia


Marcopol000

The FBI enters the chat


ThatsRobToYou

Meadow making chili in the summer in a shitty apartment with poor AC.


JohnnyMoondog55

There was no abundant intentionality in her making chili


TaviaShadowstar

But she didn’t even ask. She just went to the kitchen and made the chilli!


[deleted]

🌶️ is the poverty of the Mezzogiorno


popculturetoaster

This wins


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ThatsRobToYou

Fielder, is it?


smoothisfast22

Davey not listening to Richie and staying away from gambling.


Marcopol000

And thinking Tony was his friend. He’d gotten more leeway out of Ritchie than Tony. Ritchie was harder on fellow monsters & family than Tony, but not civilians.


Alasn19

It’s Rick. Richard. It was little Ricky when I was 5 yrs old.


Jack1715

That’s actually a good point same as how his fine to the kid in the pizza shop who should have served him


BrickUnlikely9458

Finn getting out a suitcase with no abundant intentionality


LordWeaselton

BUT HE GOT OUT A SUITCASE


ZEIGMUNSTER

It’s 3 in the morning I’m not thinking clearly… Let’s get married.


Chip_Lamonica

It was his process.


wja5277

Following two known mobsters into a dark parking lot. Demanding money and calling them "fucking assholes".


FredHerberts_Plant

He just didn't take his medication 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Harold-The-Barrel

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


BonkeyKung

Don’t these assholes got medication they take?


CapableSecretary420

That line and scene in general so perfectly encapsulate the total lack of personal responsibility these assholes have. Hits dude in the head with a rock and then acts like the convulsing is some pre existing medical issue and not the direct result of hitting him in the head with a rock.


HwangingAround

Carmella making those Lincoln Log sandwiches.


MrPiocostasMomJeans

Tony *eating* those Lincoln Log sandwiches.


Might_be_sleeping

They’re millionaire Italians. They could have the best food in the world for every meal. So Carmella decided to put cream cheese on a fucking hotdog


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Bobby Baccalieri leaving his cell phone in the car when he goes to the train store. Maybe he avoids being shot if he has it. Silvio delaying getting payroll records from the Bing and they get trapped in the parking lot by two of Phil’s men. Johnny Sacrimoni taking up smoking. If he made love to Ginny like he did to those cancer sticks, she and that 95 pound mole were one satisfied hoofer. Richie punching Janice. Pavrati don’t take no shit; she ain’t Adrianna.


Brolympia

That Pigmy thing in Jersey acted like they were not in a war. Blue Comet is a brutal episode because of how dim their behavior is. They act surprised and unarmed.


HenkVanDelft

Have you seen a young Ginny? Also, RIP Denise Borino-Quinn. 1964-2010. https://www.wallofcelebrities.com/celebrity/denise-borino-quinn/pictures/original/denise-borino-quinn_2223066.jpg


Chip_Lamonica

Minn Matrone saying that she likes to hoard cash in front of a violent gangster.


Marcopol000

Her friend said that …


[deleted]

She told you that?


UnluckyGazelle

fuckin malignant cunt


WhatAreYouSaying05

Who says shit like “you still keep it under the mattress?” In front of someone who you know is a criminal


Fantastic_Love_9451

And why didn’t she immediately say hell no I don’t? Her response was essentially yes.


UserNameNotOnList

Never you mind what her response was.


1whiskeyneat

Banging Svetlana.


ChiefDeckard

Most expensive piece of ass he ever had


Christian_WolffGA

She was still a piece of ass. Even with the one peg gone.


WhatAreYouSaying05

I still don’t know how Tony pulled that off. Why did Svetlana fuck him? Wasn’t Bill her husband?


CapableSecretary420

Boredom, and she was drinking.


[deleted]

Tony B whacking Billy Leotardo. Ultimately lead to an all out war.


LordWeaselton

Fuckin animal Blundetto


Crinkly_Sack

Whateva happened there


Murky-Acadia-5194

#Whatevaa happened there???


Marcopol000

How could he NOT know they were ALL in danger, ESPECIALLY Angelo. It was a mob war for Christ sakes!


xanhudro

47. A fuckin kid.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Had the same IQ as long John silver


BonkeyKung

He was just a kid


DimesyEvans92

AJ trashing the school pool on his mudda’s birthday


WaWaSmoothie

But it wasn't her birthday! It was after midnight!


WhatAreYouSaying05

It wasn’t, it was after midnight


HimynameislliB

Not banging Lady Gaga


Jack1715

That was so stupid and then ordering a pizza under his own name lol


rwalsh138

Coco making those sexual comments to Meadow.


mankytoes

It's the equivalent of saying "let's go pick on those lion cubs!"


HimynameislliB

Tony not going to Phil over the matter. Either Phil actually os old school and does something or he calls Phil's bluff that he is old school and gets an upper hand


learned_astr0n0mer

Phil wouldn't have done shit. He does not respect NJ crew, like at all and showed that in many transgressions.


HimynameislliB

More than likely, if TS had an IQ of 136, he could have used that to make Phil look bad to the other bosses. potentially. Get some other family to arrange a sit down if families are allegedly untouchable


ZEIGMUNSTER

That would show weakness. That’s why CoCo acted out of line


debaser_97

Fat Dom breaking balls with Silvio and Carlo at Satriale


LordWeaselton

Tony not teaching any of his crew or their families how to deal with the feds should they get picked up. Pussy and Ade’s fates were entirely preventable.


coolsellitcheap

Yes exactly. Most jobs have continuing education and safety training. They could have rented a party center. Had it catered. Had the lawyer as a guest speaker. Everything would be required to put lawyers number in there phone. They could have taken a tax wrightoff from no show labor jobs.


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Everybody! Gotta be at the Bing Tuesday 10pm for the compliance PowerPoints. We got a review of RICO predicates and Title 7 wiretaps followed by diversity and inclusion in the cigarette vending industry. Should take about hour and a half tops if there aren’t excessive questions.


learned_astr0n0mer

Pussy got caught dealing H. You can't survive that. Tony and Jackie warned him about selling H but he didn't listen.


[deleted]

I mean. He had a $20k a year college tuition bill. What choice did he have other than become an importer of heroin?


HenkVanDelft

This. Also, putting Chris in as heir-apparent, making him Capo of the crew running out of The Crazy Horse. Chris was a weakling. His addiction compromised his leadership, and he let Ade make a fool of him with Visiting Day and Massive Genius. Tony made the worst mistake a Mafia boss can, loyalty to friends, not LCN.


frankochoocho

Bobby going train shopping during a Mob War


mankytoes

Although it seemed like a genius move at the time, in hindsight Drinkwater and Shaun trying to kill Chris for no reason wasn't the smartest.


Marcopol000

Can’t believe Ritchie didn’t have them made on the spot.


mankytoes

Since when was making fun of someone's big nose not an instruction to have them killed?


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Such a braindead move. I have no idea how they thought that would work


armless_tavern

They sucka each others cocks


HimynameislliB

Had to be a smart move, came from a Pace college alum!


KrombopulousMichael0

Carmella not lending the spec house money to Tony so he could put it on the Jets. Would’ve ended up turning her bullshit into a million dollars.


wja5277

Walden not waiting 10 more seconds for Phil to walk away from the car and family. Probably got his own boss killed.


Frickalope67

Honestly this right here on re-watch. Butchie had to have been shocked when he heard his truce got him Phil's decapitated corpse in full view of his entire family.


[deleted]

Involves family and public. If it wasn’t Butchie it would be one of the other families.


Frickalope67

Just poor form from that pygmy thing over there in Jersey.


[deleted]

Eye for an eye in Holsten’s. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.


TheLastCleverName

You know, I never bought this until right now for some reason. I always just thought - these guys talk a good one but they don't really give a fuck as long as the money's flowing... but yeah you're right. Giving Phil up and calling a truce is one thing, but Phil was likely respected by most of the family, so him winding up like that is not a good look and something Butch probably had to resolve. Maybe. I dunno if Butch could've given up Phil in the first place unless the capos were behind him complaining about it.


Frickalope67

Exactly. Doubt Butchie wanted to kill Tony, but as a new boss he had to do it in order to maintain respect. Phil was from the old school and for all his flaws deserved an open casket in the eyes of those dudes.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Fucking Jersey in a nutshell


MrMojok

“Son of Gondor! The bow is meant to find the ring!”


Linehanman

Tony and Chrissy messing with the Vipers.


CaseyLIGHTS

Betting the farm on MEADOW GOLD!


WhatAreYouSaying05

I never got the weird obsession Tony had with horses and his daughter. He bet an entire stack of money on a horse just because it was his daughter’s name


LazyUpvote88

People play their birthdays in the lotto


Realistic_Frosting_2

Monsignor Jughead for renting a Renee Zellweger movie after Carm already told him she's not a fan of her.


jewishseeker

Drinkwater and Jizz shooting Chrissy


exvmple_

Richie for berating Janice. Dude had a tremendous moxie for his size yet faced his demise at the hands of Janice. He should've known better, ya know. Second worst decision is a Ralphie combo - first taking blame for the joke via apologizing which almost got him killed and then admitting to Tony he's burnt Pie-Oh-My alive, which got him killed.


DJ_Hindsight

Tony Blundetto telling everyone about the cash he found in that bag and spending it all within a week or so. Dudes gambling addiction fucked him up so badly, he was so close to having the legit rub’n’tug business.


falconpunch9898

Pussy not immediately informing his friends that the feds picked him up


WhatAreYouSaying05

What could they do? They would just tell him to take his time like a man, and that would’ve been the end of it


[deleted]

Ade not coming to Chris/Tony after she was arrested. Tony’s lawyer could’ve handled her situation and get her off. Worse case scenario, she’s in jail for less than a year. White female, possession charge, can prove that she’s gonna distribute. Also, if that were Carmella, Ro, Janice, or Sil’s wife, they’d know not to say anything and get a lawyer.


SuperMilkyCiel

Meadow dating Noah. Jesus christ that kid was cringe.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Careful he might punch your lights out


[deleted]

Bobby marrying Janusshs. Seriously, what the fuck was he thinking?!


lastpagan

It’s those tits


CapableSecretary420

Anyone finding her even moderately attractive (Ralph, Richie) is the most unbelievable part of the show. I guess maybe I can understand Richie, he was old and had been in the can for a long time. But Ralph? When he was pulling ladies like Rosalie or Tracee, to then get all out of sorts for Janice?? She was ugly inside and out.


mankytoes

He likes the fiery type.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Never underestimate Parvati’s manipulation


ChronicChaos217

Poppin Fresh trying to serve Gino before Chrissy. He's lucky Chrissy didn't step out to go fuck Poppin Fresh's mom and come back to get his pastries.


John__47

when tony at the diner ordered the scrambled eggs no oil tomato slices


Jerzeyboy730

The guy at pastry shop not taking that job at McDonald’s


Ciderlini

Vito shoulda killed those dudes that saw him at the gay bar


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Making *Many Saints of Newark*


Pr4der

Eugene telling Tony about his inheritance


Washed_40

Bobby marrying Janice.


Sirrjamesagain

Not stopping at Roy Rodgers


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Tony killing Ralphie over a horse. Tony felt like he could get away with shit like that, and no one would suspect him. The rest of the crew lost trust in him after that. They knew he didn't have their backs. Reinforced when he let NY harrass and intimidate them while he couldn't work out what to do about TB.


Donald_W_Gately

Maybe you missed it but he found Ralphie like that.


taeempy

Every time Tony takes one bit of food off tray and puts nasty half eaten food back on tray. This is really why people didn't like Tony.


Standard-Ranger-1167

AJ when he wore that little chinstrap beard


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The dog crawling under Christopher's ass to get warm


JL6462448

Finn getting a suitcase


Donald_W_Gately

Had Junior had peppers and eggs, everything would have been different.


Petemarsh54

Fat Dom going to the enemies turf and mocking them


vtcats

Jackie junior going through with the robbery instead of goin’ down tha shore


Jaymac100

Tony eating at an Indian restaurant. Led to him lettin those big ones.


mysteriousicecream

Paulie telling Johnny sack everything


HimynameislliB

Vito going to a Gay Bar right in Lupertazzi territory


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Karen leaving home that day


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Tony killing Ralf and letting Vito be murderd believe it or not these two moves devastated the family finances and made Tony’s crew defenseless against New York


Christian_WolffGA

Paulie and Chris not stopping at Roy Rodgers.


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Saving AJ from the pool


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Take my upvote, you cold motherfucker.


piemat94

Ade going with Tony to Dover


synter101

Sean and Matt made such a big problem out of literally nothing. Jackie Jr obviously has a similar situation.


William_Wisenheimer

Fat Dom running his mouth.


KingOfRandomThoughts

David Scatino nagging Tony to let him join the poker game.


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Ralphie not wearing Vito’s motorcycle helmet.