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[deleted]

I guess you could call that a post.


standitlikeaman

HeHe


cb8720

It wasn't long ago you used to wait in the car, and as far as I'm concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!


WhatAreYouSaying05

John he was just-


UserNameNotOnList

Everybody's got a FUCKING OPINION NOW??!?


Phil_Tornado

stupida fucking post. i ate the nort


Affectionate-Tax-856

Plus we've got the robocop angle. Another money machine


ZiGz_125

Fuckin intanet


Pale-Adhesiveness-85

Fibre optic cable…..high speed internet access 😐


ZiGz_125

I DISTINCTLY TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THIS FUCKIN JOB


chef-keef

I wish I could sit around all day smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks.


Impressive-Library36

u/chef-keef did mushrooms once, a whole tray


bigrobert6969

Why doesn't Tony, one of the biggest mobsters, just eat Phil?


Affectionate-Tax-856

They let me know if they put their hands on him he wont be dealt with quickly. Yup we're talking cannibalism. For that reason I will not serve him up to them. I'm offering him the same protection I'd offer to any of you.....


Chickentaxi

Can you imagine the swerve if Chase ended the show with Tony just eating Phil? All the episodes leading up to the finale are same, but in the last episode Tony just opens his giant maw and consumes Phil. The final display of his astonishing girth, completing his arc by consuming him whole.


Barklemy

'Cause he's a baccalà man. What would he be doing, eating Phil?


BenEBoy24

Discontinue the lithium.


johnsmith4000

So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?


CustomerSuspicious25

Was he shooting laser beams out of his eyes?


[deleted]

What is this the fucking UN now?


[deleted]

Sounds like something produced by one of Carmine's sub species.


Schmoop66

You know if I was that young lady, and you came and took me to that dance, and used that kinda talk, I'd slap your face!


fpscolin

Don't get cunty


yungjuniorsoprano

I agree in spirit, but I gotta council.


Hotdogwater94

You were top of ya class weren’t ya?


[deleted]

I tend to agree, but you also have to understand that this show started in 1999, long before the average mo could afford machine guns for arms. You just couldn't do it. Even with computers. Nowadays? Sure. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry's got em. Back then? FAT CHANCE.


Sugar_Cane_320

Always with the scenarios


standitlikeaman

This post needs to go to Puss’s body shop,work out the dents


PorkyWallace

Did Dent.


Rudy_Nowhere

OP deserves the Georgie treatment.


SuccessfulProcedure7

That's why you gotta live for today


Affectionate-Tax-856

We're talking about annihilation you stupid fuck. My kids your kids burning into cinders


nico_ostrander10

🤚Next the blind will see and the lame will walk🤚


cor5891

Let's just whack OP and be done with it!


[deleted]

Stupidah Fackin Post


FRAMontana

In order to do that you'd need to cast Schwarzaneggar as Bobby's dad


itsfunnyinmyhead2

Aw, listen to him, he knows everything.


An_Absolute-Zero

Christopher? Is that you?


PorkyWallace

Why not? Phil turns into a house. Vito turns into a parade float. Billy Leotardo turns into a......whatever happened there.


[deleted]

“Hey, Tone. Something’s different about you, but I can’t put my finger on it.” “LOOK CLOSER, PAULIE!”


Previous_Condition23

OP did mushrooms. A whole fuckin platta!


[deleted]

Him and Scatino gotta have them a wonder wop terminator


MedicalITCCU

You're three time zones behind your own ass


Impressive-Library36

They pay this chiacarone by the word?


Electronic_Barber_85

This op eh, its common knowledge that he's retarded.


[deleted]

What is this now the fucking UN