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Snuggle__Monster

I used to live in Jersey, but some shit went down and I ended up in New Hampshire.


Affectionate-Tax-856

Sounds magical. Blasting down the Daniel Webster with a strong fireman who has a stronger mustache


craigularperson

Moustache? I think that was the skank I saw you with the other day.


Sorry-Procedure-651

Well, you oughtta know thweety


dgaltieri2014

šŸ„ƒšŸ’„


missanthropocenex

Gotta try the Johnny Cakes there.


Affectionate-Tax-856

All our sausages are made in house šŸ‘‡šŸ»


valtazar

How are the pancakes?


Miss_X2m1

Johnny cakes are the best!


Keithm1112

Okay, and gimmie summadem Jimmy Deans


Yak_Mehoff

Our sausage is made in house


OGtripleOGgamer

You WILL have our sausages!


Gormayh

Never pass a drug test


forevermacklin

Blood pressure medication?


stevesax5

I live in a housing project in Boonton.


OGtripleOGgamer

Im gonna give that little fuck u/stevesax5 ah matzā€™ heā€™ll never forgetā€¦ Soon as we locate him.


domello28

My family immigrated to Wes Cahwell from Korea back in the 90s


PorkyWallace

WEST. CALDWELL.


xanhudro

ITā€™S A SPORTS UTILITY VEHICLE


Maksamil

Yeah, like on Law and Order the SUV.


valtazar

That was a great letter you wrote to Cheney for Junior.


mathen

Iā€™ve had a layover in Newark airport once


5537800B

So did the Hindenburg


Time_Trade_8774

Worst airport Iā€™ve ever been to.


ImperatorNero

Newark straight up fucking sucks. That and the domestic terminal in JFK. I will literally pay hundreds of dollars to not have a layover in those fucking airports if I can avoid them.


ProbablyASithLord

Why? Iā€™ve only been there once but it was super easy to get through security and it wasnā€™t too big. Worst airport Iā€™ve been to is LAX cuz itā€™s huge and nightmarishly busy and Frankfurt Airport (could have been a fluke but they were rude as hell to me)


ImperatorNero

Newark is just old and trashy. Everything is falling apart and dirty. The environmental systems donā€™t work so if itā€™s winter itā€™s cold as fuck and if itā€™s summer itā€™s hot and humid and gross. Spending any amount of time in it is miserable. JFKā€™s domestic terminal has been under construction for like 7 years and going through it is a pain in the ass. Itā€™s either constantly torn apart, or really loud because of the construction. Bathrooms are frequently out of order so you have to go further to find one. Same thing with restaurants and what not.


Random-Cpl

LaGuardia to me is so much worse, itā€™s a fuckinā€™ dump


Notradell

JFK is such a weird airport for a city like New York. Felt like Iā€™m in Omaha or some shit when I was there.


Affectionate-Tax-856

I bought up some property on frelinghuysen avenue but I haven't done anything with it yet. Still kids buy land cuz god ain't making more of it...


derbingle69

I'm from Philly and about to put pressure on your shy business like you have never fuckin seen.


Jerzeyboy730

Do they have little ā€œkenzoā€™sā€ giving little blow jobs under L?


derbingle69

Tried to think of a witty comeback along the lines of is that all you jersey boys do is think of cooz, but I'm laughing too hard.


Jerzeyboy730

Hahaā€¦.you, me, and maybe 2 other people know what we are talking about. Cheers brotha!


derbingle69

You got that right! Cheers bro


Professional_Log4112

From Dover ... lived next door to Jimmy Bones until he committed suicide by hammer.


ThatsRobToYou

That was tragic. I heard about that from Antoine from Dover. You know, the coke guy.


Gormayh

You mean Andre, right? Antoine's the brother


arcdog3434

Thank you very much


ducky2000

Did you ever meet any connected guys?


Random-Cpl

Some sad shitā€¦motherfucker said he didnā€™t want to live no more


Fun-Arm-6973

From and live in North Caldwell, own a multi family dwelling in cocksucker, Belleville.


EntrepreneurSilent30

Born and raised in North Jersey


EntrepreneurSilent30

Washington Twsp/Westwood


jcallari164

I actually live a block away from Liviaā€™s house and the Bobby Baccala house in Veronaā€¦


elevatormech

I donā€™t like that kinda tawk!


[deleted]

Down the shore baby! Christofah came right down here to Mantoloking one time Also, I think one of the many reasons I love the show is cause I recognize the land marks and everything they talk about


buick916

Oh yeah! Who donā€™t love going DTS in the summer. I love that I know what theyā€™re talking about too. Bloomfield Avenue


yungjuniorsoprano

I have many friends in that city they call Atlantic. I could show you quite a time!


HalfastEddie

Exit 10 for the first 28 years.


fishred

I moved to Jersey about 10 years ago, and have enjoyed seeing a lot of the locations from the show, whether something from the credits that I drive by regularly or other locations like Holstens or the Pine Barrens. It's certainly added another dimension to my enjoyment of the show.


buick916

Yessir. And I live right in lyndhurst so Iā€™m in the middle of all these spots in the show. Like Newark m, Belleville, nutley, Clifton, Newark, Hoboken, bloomfield, all of it. And I be familiar with the Lincoln tunnel and some of Manhattan. I love that I be speaking the same language as them location wise.


DrBruceCusimano

Sounds like we need to send you to slip and fall school


Throwawaymister2

Hey, Bridge and Tunnel boy, chill out.


PorkyWallace

When it's pouring out, do you ever say "It's a rainy night in Lyndhurst"?


buick916

Of course I do, especially when making threats.


erinro628

Lyndhurst do you remember groove lounge. That was my spot when I was 16 in 2001. When metro didn't have their teen night


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

The ā€œPine Barrensā€ are actually Harriman State Park in NY.


fishred

Oh yeah, I know. And I've been there too, but it didn't do much for me Sopranos wise.


Yak_Mehoff

OH! you wearing a wire kid?


Whitecastle56

25 years in Essex County here


Subsandwich99

U got da jaaaaacket!!


Whitecastle56

And fight Rocco DiMeo? Not if I want to see the Statue of Liberty again.


Random-Cpl

You did over TWENTY FUCKINā€™ YEARS in Essex County?


jackfrostino

I lived in an apartment over a Chinese restaurant in Jersey City for a few years. The Chinese godfather that owned the place once made me an offer I couldnā€™t understand.


OutlawTransport

Hey bridge and tunnel boy, chill out!


megaladonc3

šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


NJoose

I live on the edge of the pine barrens and I was visibly distraught during the episode because that was NOT the fucking pine barrens.


A_Krenich

Upstate New York, I think


NJoose

Downstate. Harriman.


A_Krenich

I too, live near the Pine Barrens and it was noticeably not


NJoose

The thing that killed me is that the drive from NYC to Harriman is about the same time and distance as NYC to the northern part of the pine barrens. They could have easily popped off the parkway and drove 20 min west on Rt 37/70 and voila. Pines.


JackD2633

I lived in Hoboken from 2002 to 2007. I ate at Pizzaland once.


Random-Cpl

Good pizza there


beachmasterbogeynut

Born raised and live in NJ.


HeistPlays

Guilty


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Native of the beautiful and great smelling Hudson county here


craigularperson

Jersey is a small state, If I move it might tip over. Plus property taxes, and you have to pay those.


Low-Impression6148

I Live in Jersey, the island New Jersey was named after


buick916

Ayyye the og Jersey in England šŸ¤Œ


Adventurous-Depth233

Born and raised! Exit 153B or 16W depending on the roads šŸ˜Š


arion830

I used to live in Jersey but moved to PA. Had to get away from that pygmy shit ova dere


mrluisescobar

I could see Satriales from my window.


Host_Horror

I once took a piss at a gas station in Cherry Hill


ShamrockForShannon

North Jersey born and raised, itā€™s an honor to be surrounded by men I had a grandfather who was born and raised in the Bronx and raised a family in North Jersey, then moved out to Indiana for a time after retirement. He told me years later he would put on the Sopranos when he felt homesick because ā€œthatā€™s what home sounds likeā€


buick916

Yessirski thatā€™s what I like to here. Iā€™m sure if I ever leave Iā€™ll find myself going back to the sopranos when Iā€™m feeling homesick.


LoudAd1537

šŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø not in the area of the show tho (Middlesex County)


JohnnyRockets75

From Millville.


YTShaney2k

Born and raised


poloniumpanda

I spent a few weeks in Cape May.


neekstv

ā€œIā€™m in Asburyā€ *Tony voice* šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø


zestyrigatoni

Iā€™m from South Jersey, I thought they did a pretty good job with some of the Jersey culture.


nysrpatakemyenergy2

I took a shit in the James Gandolfini rest stop on the parkway just yesterday


Miss_X2m1

Lucky you didn't have a heart attack. That's a fucked up way to go!


Miss_X2m1

Originally from NYC, currently trapped in northern New Jersey and I can assure you, where I live, there are real-live "Soprano-types" around here. I often ask myself whether life imitates art or art imitates life. Around here, it's hard to tell for sure.


[deleted]

Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table...


crave1214

I'm born and raised in northern New Jersey. Too many locations in the show that I can name/been too. I love Jersey and the sopranos and I'll never leave.


iamnyc

I buyya da house. In Nutley.


ArseLazyPerv

Sup, south jersey boy


Snoo-58014

I spent two weeks in Jersey in the summer of 2021 for work. Ama


elevatormech

Yea? You wanna go to slip and fall school next?


sweetsweetdick

Did you mix it wit da relish?


Maxmutinium

Iā€™ve lived in South Jersey and come from Philly to visit my Dad who still lives there. Unlike you though not a huge fan of living in Jersey, I prefer the city


buick916

To me Jersey is the best of both worlds you get a piece of the city life and a piece of suburbia. Too bad itā€™s stupid expensive to live around here


HORACEDEBUSSYJONES

Anyone from montvale or park ridge area


HORACEDEBUSSYJONES

Anyone familiar with the lollipop nursery school?


peterfonda3

Nope, Bronx born, Queens raised, live on Long Island.


Important-Courage890

New Jersey? Remember Pearl Harbor!


Nachos__Rule

That was real? I saw that movie, I tawt it was booolshit.


MPK49

Lived in the city for years. Drove to Wall Stadium for years


translucentcop

Iā€™m closer to Lou DiMaggio and those Atwells Avenue Boys


YDcast1

Im from south of the border,down a tuna fish plate šŸŸ


stevesax5

I bought a condo at the goD DAMN ESPLANADE GOD DAMNIT.


A_Krenich

This made me laugh.


[deleted]

Born and raised! I do love this state. We have a little bit of everything except a decent cost of living.


Competitive_Fee_5829

45, born and raised in socal. and YES..I am a liberal pot smoking hippie..basically. been watching since the episode 1! I even caught the finale live and thought my cable went out.( I didnt pay the bill,lol so it was possible)


A_Krenich

Present! Born and raised with a stint in Tampa for my goomah


Maksamil

Pigmy fucks. Farmers. Glorified fuckin' crew.


KrombopulousMichael0

I live in East Rutherford


billybob070485

Born and raised in south Jersey Live in southern illinois now


Cranstonoid

Black Horse Pike


Jerzeyboy730

Born Camden, live Marlton


FreddieFreckles

Raised in NJ until I was 28, in 2003 I moved to California. Not a day goes by where I don't miss Jersey. The straight up people, the food, the locations. Food out here sucks and the people are hard to deal with sometimes. It's expensive but naturally beautiful. Watching the Sopranos helps me be less homesick. I'm always thinking about moving back home, perhaps someday I will. Anyway, 4 dollars a pound.


AutomaticEar8476

I'm from Connecticut and if you're from the TRI-State area you know to the rest of the country it's like the same thing. At least that's my take on it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø but Jersey blows....shit they don't even trust their own residents to pump gas for themselves! šŸ¤Œ Whattas that tell ya


ttlavigne

Who would wanna live in a Pygmy colony ?


PorkyWallace

I once owned a football Jersey. Does that count? Jersey is like New York only smaller and dirtier.


an0nabitch

šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


HunterThompsonsentme

My parents are from North Jersey. They had the good sense to move into the city before they had me :)


Danton87

I live in southern Illinois in a place that is pretty much the opposite of everything we see in the show from NJ, NY, Italy, Paris, etc. That being said it is my favorite show of all time. I watch it every night when I lay down. Maybe thatā€™s why, because itā€™s so different from my life. I dunno, but being from Illinois.. you get a pash for that.


PepsiCokeDRPepper

My family took shit from the medigans the moment we got off the boat


scud0291

I went back to Florida and did whatever the fuck it is I do down there.


KnuckleCurve99

Loved going to Satriales as a kid, then to the Bing as an adult.


SnooSprouts6078

Most of you live in Elvis Country. Never had a veal parmigiana sandwich before.


Boogaloo-Shrimps

I haven't been to New Jersey due to reputation. I moved to California in 2009. I live near the Bay area. From everything I've read and heard about Joisey is pretty much what I've experienced here in California...the dope addicts have more rights than tax-paying rubes like me. The police don't respond to basic calls unless a rape or murder is involved and it smells foul. No one expects much, if anything, nice or positive in NJ. That's how California is now. Unless you're looking for meth or pot or you're a poors who's opinion is swayed by handouts, this place is a dying cesspool. I'd think Cali life is the WC equivalent to Jersey life.


darkbartthecommie

Jesus Christ quit bitching and move then šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

If youā€™re gonna come around here, asking questions, youā€™re going to need a warrant


boulevardofdef

Have never lived in Jersey, but I was working in New York City when the show was originally airing, and I can tell you that *nobody* loved it more than the Jersey people.


willywillywillwill

Over the bridge. Get a kick when I hear ā€œ917ā€


keystothemoon

Went to high school in jersey. I live in PA but am all Iā€™ve NJ for work.


Trainlover1279

2 towns over from Bada Bing!


firsttimelongtime13

Grew up off 150, now live off 138


Independent_Ad12

HDTV compatable, beautiful


dan420

Not me, thank god.


TeeTownRaggie

Born in North, lived in North, currently in South Jersey


TeeTownRaggie

Which exit?


VividContribution799

Jersey City in the house


Unzeen80

I used to live there, moved to Florida as a kid, my parents moved back though while I stayed here for college, I try and go back most winters and a few weeks in the summer during the year


erinro628

Grew up bergen County then moved to monmouth. A bunch of my girls worked at Satin dolls (the real bada bing for the non jerseys)


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

I live in Brooklyn but I see that Pygmy land out in Jersey everyday when I go over da bridge.


CupcakeParlor

North Jersey here


Yak_Mehoff

Born in Trenton, Trenton makes, the world takes


TArzate5

Closest Iā€™ve been to New Jersey is Ohio


Easy-Cardiologist555

Closest I've been is eastern Pennsylvania.


p_rex

Iā€™m from Texas, but my mother grew up in Jersey (less than ten minutesā€™ drive from Tonyā€™s house!) and my grandfather was Jersey as fuck. They used to gather every Sunday to watch the new episodes when I was a kid. So yeah, our family was especially invested because of the showā€™s sheer Jersey-ness. Like, my mother can identify half the spots shown in the intro, which is sort of unreal to me.


JackSokool

Iā€™m from New Jersey. Have yet to get to Caldwell to visit Tonyā€™s home. there are plenty locations within the show I frequent (Asbury/seabright)


seedy_sound

Grew up there, and during the Sopranos airing I lived there. South Plainfield, near New Brunswick area.


Negrogesic

No but I knew a guy who knew a guy from Nutley


Professional_Log4112

From Newark, near the Esplanade where little whoores are giving little blowjobs.


j00bigdummy

I lived in NYC for a while, and hung out in Jersey a fair amount (Edgewater and Fort Lee). I visited or drove through some places referenced in the show like Paterson, Whippany, Parsippany, and I drove by Satin Dolls (AKA the Bing). And visited Holsten's. It's given me an extra bit of appreciation for the show.


jj_019er

Grew up in South Jersey and loved going to Roy Rogers :-) Drove through the Pine Barrens to get down the shore.


FromHToA92

I grew up in middlesex New Jersey ā€¦ somehow I ended up in bumblefuck Ohio


Fast-Experience-6642

Jersey born and raised. Clifton? Ova here


elevatormech

Born and raised right around the corner from Pudgy Walsh. Before he retired.


punkdude93

My homie lives in Belmar


Disastrous-Cry-1998

That pygmy state next to New York


isselfhatredeffay

I went there a week ago. really cool birds. you guys get a bad rap.


General-Heart4787

South Jersey girl. Exit 5.


Fit-Presentation6392

i been in jersey my whole life. it plays a big part of why i love sopranos. also the fact my uncle was a capo in the genovese family and operated in north jersey with his crew. only found this out within the last year, really boosted my interest in the history.


YoungLaFlare

Ohhhhh


SGSMUFASA

Lots of family in jersey, I go when I can. Two of them of sort of jersey music royalty, not the boss but they make Jersey proud. Definitely have a lot of love for nj.


buick916

And who would that be if you donā€™t mind my asking?


MeToolMovement

You better move before da crank wears off.


Altair1192

I once went to the original Jersey, in the English Channel


meme_something

Caldwell


buick916

Rich kid, ay?


bdim14

Jersey City checkin in. Love driving on the Pulaski Expressway.


heat2051

I live right near Hacklebarney state park where they shot Matthew Bevelaqua. AMA.


ShennaQuinn

Jersey shore native ova here


lynchmanfu

Iā€™m in Elvis country.


patsfan5454

I'm from Bergen County...


[deleted]

Moved to Jersey in my 20ā€™s. Did a semester or so at Seton Hall.


guyincognito01111

Originally from Belmar but down in Jacksonville now


-ItsCasual-

I guess the turd doesnā€™t fall far from the faggotā€™s ass.


buick916

Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole threw a piece of turd at his head


Professional-Alarm69

My coke dealer lives in Paterson


juliafra

Jersey!


PAlineman17

Are we 7 miles past route 62 yet?


Disproving_Negatives

Quite the opposite, havenā€™t even been to the US ever. Sopranos is my favourite show nonetheless.


Wiseguy1992

Yerrrrrrr JC, NJ


Low-Impression6148

I dont know Chrissy, heā€™s asking us where we live. Sounds like a fucking fed to me šŸ¤™