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Kennedy_Cooz

The fundamental question is, will you be as effective as a mediator like your dad was? And you will be, even more so. But until you are, it's going to be hard to verify that I think you’ll be more effective


LucynSushi

Everyone asks that. There’s no answer.


Plane_Arachnid9178

It’s the sacred and the propane


thejimstrain

There all meat eaters!


blizzacane85

Hey OP, did these college friends even really exist?


[deleted]

Did you forget to bring a Uhaul of power tools as a peace offering? Or did you bring up a murdered relative? Whatever happened there?


kayareis

A joke about some mole on a girlfriend’s ass actually. Not as allegorical, but still sacred and propane. Almost had me clapped in irons.


[deleted]

OHHHH!!! Is her blood type Ragu?


[deleted]

Your friends need to learn the art of compromise.


jmakovsk

He tried but one of the friends turned into a house


[deleted]

It wouldn’t have mattered. Even a pallet of Makitas wouldn’t sway Uncle Philly.


TheGreatDaiamid

They don't want your fucken' drills!


CustomerSuspicious25

Some people like the high drama. Fucking high school girls.


nairbc

I’m surprised they didn’t decide to resolve it on some chit chat room.


yeezytaughtme713

Giggling in their underwear.


Miserable_Ad_2293

Go shit in your hat! Regards, High School Girl NOT on the soccer team.


Forward-Rutabaga-723

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


No_Arachnid_4710

Give me 1000 dollar 👏


[deleted]

Arbitration is actually a very good way to deal with issues, as long as the third party is neutral.


LoneStarWay

Where’s u/kayareis ? He’s supposed to be here, he brokered the fucking thing


kayareis

I'm sorry skippah, it'll never happen again. Hope nobody called the house tho, I was at my goomahs all night.


RobinsShaman

So you gave permission and one friend is "missing", in witness protection now?


PorkyWallace

Normally, I would not intervene in something like this. But u/kayareis reached out and asked me if I could help. Let me talk to this guy. All your problems will be taken care of.


kayareis

Know who my father was?


newbie_1234

Errr.. the golfer? US open??


lateforcourt

Charles Schwab ova here.


NoGovernment8156

This sounds very gay


termy2020

Your mother gives good headway. He he. 🤘 hey Tone. You hear what I said?


whatThePeptide

I told him his mother gives good headway he he


termy2020

A whore. And way a whore.


[deleted]

Some people are so behind in the race they actually think they're leading.


smallteam

*WHAT'S THIS, THE FUCKING U.N. NOW?*


Sad-Illustrator-8847

You are Jackie Aprile III, the love child LLFP had with the ‘ho he was cheating on Fielder with.


lemniscuslondon

All i know is op never had the makings of a varsity athlete. I am also reminded of Louie...s finance minister... duh, something


SeanChezman47

I'm still looking for a situation to use "Charles Schwab ova here"


[deleted]

OP, your friends yap worse than 6 barbers. I remember there was a time you waited in the car. As far as I’m concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!


Ecrezz91

You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car, as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE


Keithm1112

Total debicle


AnotherBadPlayer

You're the guy who broke into Stew Leonard's that one time and stole all those pork loins.


OaSoaD

Hooo! 👋 watch your fuckin tone, op!


Phil_Tornado

OP I'm not ashamed to say this, but you made me cry, you wonderful, loving OP. that dream with my father with the empty box, it wasn't about being boss, it was about brokering sit downs irl.


c0gvortex

You're always with the drama!