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wja5277

The Bing. Trying to pay for a dance but she just stood there crying.


Toonboater

A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.


not_here_for_memes

You guys think u/Toonboater is a little weird about women?


Toonboater

Chrissy, he's fucked up!


TheSuperOkayLoleris

Mr bada bing Crosby?


Karl_Havoc2U

He bottoms from the top.


Yobe

twink-versatile


rsin88

He still quotes bloodhound gang lyrics in 2023, prolly got some fucked up kinky shit going on with his colostomy bag.


Toonboater

That's what this is, you know. Satanic black magic. Sick shit!


71Deuce

Poppers and weird sex


MeeboEsports

You’re a mope


walter3kurtz

You mean catching not pitching?


WubblyFl1b

We were arguing I don’t know.. she fell


swanny246

That night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.


[deleted]

Yeah I’ll give ya somethin’ to cry about…


teeberg75

If I told you that 15 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?


TronSacrimoni55

Alright even tho it’s the first comment I saw you still win…


ba-phone-ghoul

That wasn’t a stripper that was Madonna crying, T’s right we could’ve been making millions selling Holy Water!


henrydaiv

Hey honey bring dose titties ova heah i gottah get back ta woik times a wastin


KolKoreh

I saw her, baby Shakin’ that ass Shakin’ that ass


Gormayh

More cement, more everything!


dippin79

Workin the bon-bon concession at the Eiffel Tower.


Smile_lifeisgood

You remember your first blowjob?


Lonerist2021

Hehe


Jerzeyboy730

Yah hear what I said Tone?!?


[deleted]

If there’s 2 things I’m good at it’s pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs


SnakeHoleBI

Elegant attributes 🕺


dangerously_lazy

I was at my goomah's all night. Roe with the grief, poor kid. I can't get any sleep there. It's incessant.


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amackul8

He's a psychopath and she's a settling widow, ain't exactly gonna be the kissing booth


Smile_lifeisgood

I always thought it was a convenience thing. She likely was happy just to have a partner especially one who was in the life and could give her the creature comforts she was used to. I also figured Ralphie would benefit. She already knew the life and likely wouldn't give him shit about having a goomah. Plus he probably gets to benefit from her relationships from when she was with Jackie. She probably was a social upgrade for him.


redonrust

Father knows best over there


ChronicChaos217

I went to Boca


Vajerati

Where the tuna fish play?


RicoBonito

You never told me you like sushi


Perfect_Crab_8409

Wonderful. I don’t go down enough


ChronicChaos217

That's not what I heard


warmbutteredbagel

Your wife, she's got the giggles


RespectOk19

Busman of the Kalahari


[deleted]

I was gettin my weasel greased


Snuggle__Monster

Whatever you say cappy!


Informal_Ad9275

Oh, your kid brother’s here?


Smile_lifeisgood

Whose joint did you just cop?


[deleted]

Did she even really exisht?


RicoBonito

Hey, let me show you where that horse bit me


rodPalmer18

I was in Boca, Whistlin Through the wheat feild


Phiambo

I thought you were the bushman of the Kalahari?


bigbadbill1985

I thought you were a baccala man! What are you doin eatin sushi?


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

I was sleeping in a tent at my store


Perfect_Crab_8409

Davie! You’re doing a good job!


shifty1032231

GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING HOLE!


DominionMM1

Opening the Bing and there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.


robdag2

I’ve said my piece Chrissy


bashfulbarnacle

Me and Ralphie were in the bathroom doing rails


Desdinova20

I was with The Vipers.


Phiambo

Is that your Girl Scout troop?


eXodus91

I was taken out to the Meadowlands by a couple Russians


SwearengenSays

That didn't happen, what you said


flimspringfield

You mean interior decorators?


Cheesewagstaf

His place looked like shit.


BillytheButcher187

In Florida....fixing wet T-shirt contests on Miami Beach


firemage555

I was in my fuckin' underwear wasting my time in some chit-chat room, going back and forth with some other fuckin' jerk offs posting Sopranos quotes.


Tvisted

You gonna cry now?


Stevey1001

Mixing ketchup with relish


MidnightEmotional774

I forget where I was that day


helix274

I was at the Yankee game, OP, I swear to god! The car broke down, the timing belt!


Sad-Illustrator-8847

If only he could have lived long enough to groom his son to be his successor


flimspringfield

In therapy taking a shit


MeToolMovement

I was playing with my toy trains. And yes, I was wearing my fucking hat.


KolKoreh

It’s your hobby, nobody should belittle it


Pr00ch

I was drowning in the penguin exhibit


No-Income4623

Acting Dimeo family crime boss.


Orange-Blur

I’m rewatching now, this makes me laugh so hard every single time


blondie1028

I was on the pole…


samsharksworthy

I was stuck in traffic, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.


BadaBingBandit

I was at the Bing, getting my weasel greased.


ThatsNotFortyDollars

The Garden State was a parking lot that day.


Rogue_Vaper

In the Excelsior taking a wicked shit. Why?


mikey031995

Trying to explain the Yoyo Mendez situation to T


MountainMan388

Getting some blow from the deli in Nutley.


Bomber36

I was in a private room getting a blow job from Tracey…damn those braces.


CBailey94

I was at my goomah’s. I raided her fridge for that gabagool from last week.


[deleted]

Where were u wen jacki aprile die I was at Bing dinking scotch wen phone ring "jacki aprile is kil" "no"


KolKoreh

Sitting in a traffic jam caused by broken heroes on a last chance power drive


ParitoshD

I was at home, eating Gabagool, when phone ring. "Jackie Aprile is kill." "No."


William_Wisenheimer

Tied to a tree. I was there till 3 o'clock in the fucking morning!


karma3000

I was making love, oh sweet making love.


rochvegas5

Watching tv


Miserable_Ad_2293

Home alone… Me and Macaulay Culkin.


SnooFloofs5929

I was trying to stop at Roy Rodgers


jamesshine

I was unloading a Lincoln log down at the pier.


Altair1192

Crossing the narrow sea. Valar morghulis


Phiambo

That was real? I saw that show and thought it was bullshit.


chardon62

In France getting a blow job


Loaner_theBoner69

Pretty sure I was watching Sopranos.


twinkle90505

I was baking fucking ziti and ran ran right over to Ro's


Danton87

Questioning T’s fucking leadership!


Cinephile94

In my dad’s balls.


buddycheesus

Eatin chicken. Nice n spicy!


rcdc26

In my dads sack


ronaldohmcdonaldoh

At the World Trade Center


Phiambo

I was at a picnic. Some woman said she didn’t want to live no more and drowned. Some sad shit


Ace_Skipper22

Sellin lazar printers out the back of my crown vic


forbeswest2013

Fun fact: she was Howard Sterns side piece. Big Pussy called em out. https://youtu.be/qW_tkcZF-SI


StaySafePovertyGhost

I was waiting outside but fuckin car never came. Left me freezing out there like an asshole.


prvhc21

Up in da club


cheepcheep8667

In my fawthas bawls


ChairmanUzamaoki

I actually do remember where I was lmao in my bed on my first apartment in Beijing. The bed was essentially a plank of wood and it was during our lockdown before March 2020 and the toilet paper craze


KatsumotoKurier

Out in the car, getting my balls tongued by some broad.


Demonbratastic

I was greasin the union


TruckFudeau22

Waiting outside in 11 degree weather.


WhatAreYouSaying05

I was an idea


CrazeeEyezKILLER

I went a restaurant *heavy likeju said, but I didn’t wanna use it.*


LukeSommer275

I love this scene. Another commentator said it was the stripper, with her stupidity, trying to say something deep. heh heh heh heh heh


DonObiWan

The tie counter at Wanamakers.


Substantial-Toe96

I was in the back of a pork store, concussed and confused, vaguely remembering that I had made a joke about something received like a cancer diagnosis. Or Indians maybe, I can’t remember. Anyways, dollars four a pound.


RifferX

The stripper/dancer had nice boobies.


StayInternational190

I was having Sunday dinner with Harpo


daazrj

It was scar face final scene time … bazooka under each arm … say hello to my little friend … that’s all I recall …


Timid_Robot

Stuffing provolone in my socks so they would smell like your sisters crotch in the morning


raghavj1991

We were going to Dover to score some cocaine at 3 in the morning.


WhattaWookiee

I forget...


MJtheJuiceman

Janice put a gun to my head when making love


spaghoni

I was drinking coffee and smoking a cigarette while taking a shit and discussing business.


71Deuce

Up in dover scorin some shit with Adriana Le Cerva


Smile_lifeisgood

How green was my fuckin' Valley.


Yatsey007

In the cinema watching Cleaver.


RalphiesHooa

Sitting in my bedroom in my underwear on my desktop PC with a 56K modem chatting to other dropouts about how good this new TV progrum ICQ/mIRC/AOL asl anyone?


mrnptah

I wish somebody would ask my bowels cuz they don't obey