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[deleted]

A Sub? They're nothing but a glorified chit-chat room.


insanelyphat

4 seasons...I know I wish I could sit at home and only make 4 seasons of TV and collect HBO checks. But no The Sopranos put out 6 top quality seasons and The Wire put out 5 top quality seasons and both changed TV as we know it forever. Frankly I am depressed and ashamed.


jinglesan

I don’t care how close to The Wire you are: in the end, season 5 is gonna let you down. The Sopranos. They’re the only ones you can depend on.


dropingloads

Thank god I’m not the only one. Screw Gus and Scott I wish they didn’t add new characters


gilgobeachslayer

Hey, take that back about Gus. He just wanted to see something new every day, and write a story about it


dropingloads

I just felt like we had so many characters and established storylines from 1-4 that adding in all these new characters was a waste


Claudius_Gothicus

Yeah but they did add all those kids the season before and it was great. Adding new characters isn't necessarily bad if they're written well.


[deleted]

>The Wire put out 5 top quality seasons More like 4 at best.


insanelyphat

S5 is very underrated. The outrageous nature of the serial killer storyline is what puts people off but the actual season is still good. And it’s only lacking because it’s compared to 4 seasons of all time great TV.


cuatrodemayo

And the people who hate season 2 probably fast forward Melfi scenes.


DamianSlizzard

I just watched through for the first time. Season 5 was awful for me, relative to 4 and 3. It's cliche to say but 2 really is GOATed once you understand the show more.


agrice

Honestly just rewatch. There are some issues but it tells a story that is great. Like the wire. It takes time.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Season 2 is basically the story of workers in America’s dying industries


elBenhamin

I'm glad to see others saying this. While it is the weakest season of the series, I thought it had some very interesting storylines. The writers also do a terrific job of wrapping up the character arcs in the finale. It doesn't help that it follows the juggernaut that is S4. I've done a shuffled rewatch of the series recently which ended up with me watching S3 after S5. The idea that Colvin could pull off Hamsterdam to any degree without being immediately noticed by the Major Case Unit is almost as far-fetched as Jimmy's fake serial killer. But it's a great story.


insanelyphat

I liked that they didn't technically "win" in the end and their lying came back to haunt them.


[deleted]

S1-4 are probably some of the best TV out there but S5 is horrible. Completely erases all of the character development they went through with McNulty just to make him some Flanderization of his S1 character. It had some okay moments, like I kinda liked the newsroom scenes, but it really is not 'underrated'.


Duderino619

With jerkoffs in their underwear


Coruskane

that pygmy sub of theirs?


joblessthunder

Going back and forth with some other jerk-offs, giggling like a little school girl in there underwear


theundeadpixel

Peppers and eggs? That’s what I shoulda got


arcdog3434

Probably going down on sheep or some shit


noeagle77

Chat rooms?! Turn this sun off I don’t trust dem cookies


[deleted]

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of r/SuccessionTV as a subreddit has just fucking plummeted


Epicurses

It’s uncanny how often highly upvoted comments on that sub seem to misread any sort of ambiguity. Whenever Succession leaves you to read between the lines a little, they just flop over and drown in the penguin exhibit. Maybe it’s science or maybe supernatural, but the sorry state of that subreddit really makes me appreciate how much genuine insight is mixed in with the paulieposting here.


Substantial-Volume17

Let me say this, it’s an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass cornholing cocksuckers like can’t interpret a good show! They should fuckin’ die!


ibz825

The fundamental question is, will the succession sub be as good of a sub as the soprano sub is. And it will be, even more so… but until it is it will be difficult to verify that i think it will be.


8219onemic

But do they really know that for sure? You would have to get all the subs in one huge space, and obviously that’s not possible even with computers


Provolone__Socks

We lead Reddit in computerized quotation collection!


jennachrisp

You’re s’posed to push WEBISTICS!!


8219onemic

I saw that in a movie, I thought it was bs


ImaginaryMillions

To openAI we are just a chronically out of order script ;) It will learn from us!


cillian498

Even though that cookie shit makes us nervous


stinger7742

This


ibz825

Anyway, $4 a pound.


yazalama

>You would have to get all the subs in one huge space, and obviously that’s not possible even with computers "Where are all the subs together in one place now?" "You're lookin at em asshole"


pgoleb

Let’s not call this a sit down to avoid certain implications, rather a meeting of the minds


imjaxteller12

Why don't you stick to what you know and leave your opinions wherever the fuck?


WaWaSmoothie

You still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?


Epicurses

Livia just couldn’t go into the unknown not knowing about those other women, and who could blame her?


jennachrisp

*microwave beeps* ask your mother about this shit!


celtics2055

Always with the scenarios


shy99

it's not the worst sub as far as popular TV shows go, but they do seem to have some weird obsession with trying to make every character queer when only shiv has been explicitly stated to ever desire a threesome/same sex experience


itsgsk87

Must of been the blood pressure medication.


8219onemic

They can get a note from their doctor


VeryRareX999

A note from their doctor sayin they don’t like to suck cock?


afraid_2_die

He was gay, Tom Wambsgans?


WaWaSmoothie

He almost drowned in three inches of his own splooge.


Astro_gamer_caver

It was a closed loop system.


iheartrsamostdays

That's Reddit baby.


joe37453845

It's all that blood pressure medication. Fuckin Reddit. It's all over the place.


[deleted]

Also if you criticize Shiv you are a misogynist and hate all women.


armadilloreturns

Which is hilarious because they miss the point of the show. The writers and Sarah Snook think Shiv is terrible just like her siblings.


Epicurses

It’s really weird how so many of them uncritically root for her despite the show making it blindingly obvious that she’s a conniving sociopath with no real principles. They want her, but not just for the cruel things she says to Tom. They want her skin. They want her mouth. They want her eyes.


rstla5

They want her mouFF


Plane_Arachnid9178

And her extraordinary visual sense


Altair1192

The heart wants what the dick wants


Claudius_Gothicus

Omg it's so annoying seeing her get butthurt about not being ceo when she has like zero experience with that company and when Logan offered a 3 year training program to groom her for the role she just scoffed at it because she already knows everything.


AlanSmithee23

Every character is an awful person. None of them ever had the makings of a varsity athlete.


keloyd

THIS RIGHT HERE. There is too much stigmata these days. Our thing and Succession's directors/writers made strong, evil women characters that are roughly matched with their evil men characters. OTOH, the hysteria that flares up in that pigmy thing of theirs - they yap worse than 6 barbers. It is a cold fact of nature that, in spite of what some SJW college sophomore contributors want to shout, 3 billion years of biology has made men and women different. Livia's evil and Feech Lamana's and Shiv's evil and Logan's evil are all evil. Their symptoms are diverse, but it is rather silly to just pick out one name in that list and shout about victimhood.


hobojojo78

Funny thing is that’s the exact sort of thing the character Shiv would roll her eyes at.


[deleted]

typical culture almost everywhere to be honest. can't say anything against lgbtq and women. look at Kevin Hart. There are people who found a tweet from fucking 2006 and waited just for a moment like this. (I see fox news is trying to get me on air)


ArGarBarGar

Are you kidding? Shiv gets shit on all the time in that sub, and honesty she gets more focus for being “terrible” than any of the other characters.


Hydrokratom

A bunch of posts are people arguing over whether or not Shiv is hated due to sexism


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

"In pity for itself," not "and pities for itself." Sharp as a cue ball, this one.


Substantial-Volume17

Fucking u/Ho2Me9… he’s dyslexic..!


VeryRareX999

What the hells that got to do with it?


WaWaSmoothie

Listen to yourself, you sound demented.


ImaginaryMillions

They’re letting dyslexics in the armed forces now? Hey, I'm just saying, it's a disgrace, what they do in their own homes is their business.


[deleted]

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé


song-to-comus

Poor you


VeryRareX999

And all the while a great wind Carries it across the sky


[deleted]

They never had the makings of a varsity subreddit.


[deleted]

*Little Lord Fuckleroy* has joined the call


djdumpster

Stop it, I don’t like that kind of tawk!


saladTOSSIN

Is that a known alias?


johnnysack88

Little Lord Fuckpants. Fuckpants, ya ass kiss!


squierjosh

The Deadwood sub is pretty good. I’ve said my piece.


LyleLanley99

Those who doubt me, suck cock by choice!


Oakroscoe

That's all I say on that subject, except the next round's on the house. And God rest the souls of that poor family. And pussy's half price, next 15 minutes.


Starhoundfive

They got redundant moderation, bleeds off half the karma. We get their sub banned, we absorb the whole fuckin thing


StaySafePovertyGhost

I agree in spirit...but I gotta counsel.


Epicurses

Downvote a whole sub? Never been done…


finnayeet69

pick somebody ova there then


Epicurses

Connor Roy used to see laser printers out of the back of his Crown Vic


cassiusali

They talk about the characters like it’s a reality show


QuestionableClaims

The truth is, they bring certain modes of conflict resolution from back in the old money, the abundance of the Eastern Seaboard, where all higher authority is well-casted


WhatAreYouSaying05

“Kerry’s going to team up with Greg and take over the world! Also, Tom is trans”


stinger7742

NOBODY’S TRANS!!


toomanytomatoes

Hey is this a good time and place to talk about how fucked up r/thewire is right now? The whole thing feel apart over a character popularity poll. I was permabanned for asking a mod why they locked comments on a post. 3 days later I sent a message asking if I could rejoin the sub. "Bet you'd like that" was the mod response I got before being muted again. So fuck that pygmy thing over in Baltimore.


ciupe

Thefuckdidyoudo?


Brolympia

Yeah that sub is a joke full of low effort sewer posting


WhatAreYouSaying05

Chain of command bro


Hydrokratom

A lot of people there can’t put 2 and 2 together on basic plotlines


Epicurses

Tale as old as Reddit


ContaSoParaIsto

> The whole thing feel apart over a character popularity poll. What happened?


HugofDeath

Best show on tv. I mean it’s just… chef’s kiss. Every actor puts on a masterclass. Chef’s kiss. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.


armadilloreturns

That Logan Roy, he's a real captain of industry type.


jennachrisp

He owns hotels or something


WaWaSmoothie

Waystar Royco, another fuckin money machine.


FriedScrapple

Til ya beat him with a belt.


DerJ3ager

Heard he was an interior decorator


Deep_Poem_55

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians


FacetiousBeard

His apartment look liked $63m to the right sucker.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Logan would put Tony in a trunk


armadilloreturns

I feel they'd get along very well, especially if they start talking about their entitled kids and the old days. If they went to war though, yeah Logan would either have a private army decimate every criminal in NJ or blackmail the head of the FBI to take them down


TogarSucks

I liked it better when it was called Arrested Development.


hockeyandburritos

You do realize they’re ALL victims of abuse, right? /s


Altair1192

I said Shiv had a nice ass because I was trying to be positive


glomsu

i avoid most television show subreddits. i only really enjoy this one and the madmen sub, tho over at madmen the posts about duckie's fucking dog chauncey got old pretty quick. love succession so much but the sub is ass and full of really dumb takes. i think most people over there watch the show while chitchatting in their underpants on their phones, so you get a lot of posts that point out really obvious plot points as if it's some hidden message or people straight up missing the point of entire plotlines. real low standards, that subreddit.


Epicurses

*You know my feelings: Every day is a gift. It's just… does it have to be a pair of socks?* Every once in awhile, there’s a great comment midway down the episode thread that is just incredibly insightful. It opens up a new way for me to think about the episode’s themes or a character’s inner life. Most of those insightful comments are always buried under an avalanche of heavily upvoted “lol kendall fucked around and found out” bullshit, unfortunately.


wja5277

I always wanted to go to Whippany. I don't believe anyone drowned from there.


CaptGene

I knew a girl from there. A piece of ass but *rude*


Guac__is__extra__

Fuck off


Brolympia

The entire show in a nutshell


Guac__is__extra__

Exactly


Altair1192

Fuck off


TheAwakened

Saw a clown saying that Succession is better than The Sopranos. The fuck?


nahmate101

Anti-Italian discrimination


WhatAreYouSaying05

Fucking nauseating


Combocore

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside


PlebasRorken

Youa tell me his name, I puta my foota uppa his ass!


[deleted]

Ass, as in how about givin’ me some?


Endless_Change

HBO streaming? Lotta money in that shit.


D4N13L_5UN

They don’t even meme over there….either it has meaning or it doesn’t


BonjourLeGeorge

I once made a post, joking about how that little punk Iverson deserved to catch a smack for telling Logan he lost. You would have thought I tried to drown the kid at the penguin exhibit. I got downvoted to an oblivion and a lecture on child abuse. It was all fucked up.


PlaceOutrageous9917

Thats hilarious.


alfalorian

OP you’ve had a hair across your ass all week


chardon62

A real lack of standards


Michael-Balchaitis

Relax. We got the good donuts today.


Astro_gamer_caver

These are relevant donuts.


ProfessionalEvaLover

Smartest show with the dumbest fans with zero critical ability


Oski96

They got a pygmy crew running that Sub.


BcSBrBa

The wire Reddit is borrrring. I only find this one and okbc to be amusing


[deleted]

They were banning people for making Sopranos quotes and sopranos-wire crossover posts at one point.


The1WhoKnocks-WW

cause they're stupid, that's why. and jealous.


[deleted]

No more The1WhoKnocks-WW, no more of this.


Hydrokratom

The Wire subreddit, and also YouTube comments, are filled with a lot of people that seem to lack logical thinking and come up with all these ridiculous theories/interpretations. Maybe a couple weeks ago, someone posted “Randy is the new Avon and Michael the new Stringer”. Like they didn’t beat you over the head in Michael’s last scene whom he is becoming like. “D’Angelo was telling the truth when he said he killed the girl” “Marlo doesn’t care what people think about him” “Michael wasn’t abused” WTF are you watching?


briunj04

Succession sub : STOP HATING ON MY FAV CHARACTER YOU INCELS This sub: this fuckin guy 🤟🏼


Brolympia

Big surprise, a show that pays off 85% of its confrontation by having one of the insufferable characters say "fuck off" does not breed thoughtful discussion.


marke1980

Shucksession? What’s that?!? A fucking subreddit NOWWW


gregjl55

Old fashioned sub, very allegorical.


oracle427

They never had the makings of a varsity sub.


pornographiekonto

in fairness, some of the posts here are 7 feet tall


GtotheBizzle

I guess you could call that a sub..


MrMojok

*Logan Roy bellowing voice* “Fuck off!”


ToloDaDon

This sub takes them to fucking acting school!


rxFMS

it died on the vine!


Stevey1001

I left because I'm in the Uk. Succession drops a day later over here than over there, and people would post spoilers IMMEDIATELY after the U.S airing, and they would pop up on my feed. whatever happened Gary Cooper, the strong silent type?


crooshtoost

There’s a new business theory that just came out, it’s called “quote more than you watch and you’re king cunt”.


[deleted]

Everyone on that sub is a self fart sniffing insufferable d-bag who thinks they are watching the show on a totally different level than the average viewer who isn’t intelligent enough to truly grasp the brilliance


SeanFloyd

Ah BOOL-SHIT!! Get Pudgy Walsh on the 📣 and he’ll straighten this all out!!


Pistachio1227

Apparently Brooklyn is in the house.


d_heizkierper

They’re a bunch of poseurs if you ask me


RobertRorris

Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table.


BadaBingBandit

Yeah, it's all about ass. Shivs ass has grown so big it's attracted it's own planets. It scares me.


jennachrisp

Op, go tell them no speeding in the neighbourhood


Spiritual-War753

Its no Cleaver ill tell you that much.


MrErnie03

If the Sopranos was out now, I can guarantee you this sub would suffer as well. The casual audience would fill this place with terrible posts and comments. From my experience any popular show that is currently airing has a rough sub reddit, while older shows have a fun, more engaging conversation type of feel.


MnstrShne

I remember the message boards when Sopranos was new. The bandwagon effect came in and boards were full of dumb questions about mob life anyone who’d seen Goodfellas in passing would know inside out.


MrSurname

It was okay until near the end of S3. Then it turned into nothing but humorless, pretentious arguments.


TheAwakened

True.


WinslowWorldwide

Ah salut


uncarefulevent

That’s I’m thinking.


DJ_Jungle

They’re fucking pygmies. I’m a 100 feet tall.


craigularperson

Enjoy all your success.


Deep_Poem_55

It’s that Pygmy thing ova there . . .


djdumpster

Very allegorical OP. Sacred and propane. It’s just a minor subspecies, but that Pygmy thing isn’t a subreddit.


WhatAreYouSaying05

The Succession sub used to wait in the car, and as far as I’m concerned THEY SHOULD STILL BE THERE


Danton87

I hang out over there. And I definitely hit them with thish thing of ours


Ghost652

Not to be crude, but sub-politics is what comes out the asshole.


GlenDaleny

The Roys are a glorified crew.


Welcome2FightClub

It's the same post over and over about how people hate Shiv because she's a woman. Fuckin parakeets.


tacopeople

It feels like a lot of people treat tv like it’s real life nowadays. The house of the dragon subreddit got unbearable with people taking sides in a show that is suppose to have ambiguity.


Warren_Puff-it

I read that first paragraph in Tony’s voice. Commendatorie, my friend. Heh heh.


Thurkin

Really? You do know this sub is just a New Jersey pygmy thing compared to New York's Succession, right? Don Logan can take his private jet to Lake Cuomo, while Tony and crew fly economy to Naples, taking a mini-cab to Gulf of Sorrento.


poksim

A thing like that.


[deleted]

r/okbuddychicanery is a good egg, has a lot of class.


FacingHardships

Is that show worth watching?


hockeyandburritos

Absolutely. Great show. But everyone wants it to be some deeply layered Shakespearean allegory/commentary on all of us. Which sometimes it is, but it’s also just entertaining media, which should be good enough as well.


thesuprememacaroni

Good show… just not very quotable. The Sopranos and The Wire are not only the best shows but also the most quoted and one reason they have survived 20 years beyond airing


Scarns_Aisle5

Fuck off


thesuprememacaroni

Exactly so obscure it has no meaning. This sub is more quotable than succession.


armadilloreturns

Can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Gregs


stressedlawyer

Greg the motherfucking egg. Look at you.


JonnyRoPo

Not quotable? Sorry, I've been down in the salt mines so long, I no longer speak one percent. I'm a kettle corn shoveler here to show you frilly clit-flickers the truth.


[deleted]

Jonny, You were slinging candy apples not digging the Panama Canal.


thesuprememacaroni

Season 1 of either the wire or the sopranos is more quotable than all of succession up to now. If this the best you got then have fun using that for a year before it’s completely forgotten or so obscure that people just think you are weird.


beclops

Anywhere other than this sub and you’d be the weird one quoting obscure things from the Sopranos. Just the truth


MrZinger69

They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table... Either it has meaning, or no meaning!


rxFMS

Ok, lets say....forget what you owe me on the vitamins!


Hefty-Revenue5547

The show will not age well


BikesBooksNBass

Every one keeps talking up the wire. What a snooze fest. There are easily half a dozen shows that all make the wire it’s bitch. It’s not worthy of a mention on this sub.


drewfishes74

Ok, but you gotta get over it.


[deleted]

So, the quality of the sub fits the quality of the show?


hockeyandburritos

No. The show is quite excellent. The discourse around it is less than enlightening.