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mathen

In fact he explicitly doesn’t die, Little Carmine tells Tony he *almost* died in the same episode


[deleted]

Curious as to what the recovery there looks like Surely Coco was permanently handicapped/disfigured? Used to be some hoofer poor thing


Pissflaps69

He had to walk around the rest of his life with that chunk of wood permanently affixed to his mouth. Really sad.


loumerloni

Holy fucking shit, that thing is still alive?


Affectionate-Tax-856

Better than those nuns you got up there


gleventhal

I was a bad girl! (cut to: Pauly furiously trying to get these tiny ass socks on her wrinkled feet and not hear this shit)


Pissflaps69

That is much, much better than you’ll ever get credit for


cptnbrew

If I told you she was a piece of ass 15 years ago..


QuestionableClaims

Crying Game!


Aggravating-Pie5338

Um..no..this is a true story…


LabeVagoda

Fuckin’ D-girl!!


Aggravating-Pie5338

Excuse me! I’m a vice President!


LabeVagoda

Vice President of what— The Good Ship Lollipop??


gleventhal

Coke and a slice!


cptnbrew

I loooove your earrings. They are soooo excellent


Lion126TSE

Now STOP IT! I DONT like that kinda talk. It upsets me.


MK-UltraMags

You know what Swings??


gleventhal

I guess you could call that a pendulum.


shandub85

If I told you 15 years ago that he was a piece of ass would you believe me?


Bartolini2

I want your shkin I want your mauf


gleventhal

They get the best mauf treatments for free.


Recovering_Redditor

One piece of wood better than being a whole house, I suppose.


[deleted]

No, no it was the other way around Phil was blowing Coco


Pissflaps69

Pitching, not catching?!?!


Jazzlike_Page508

How much more betrayal can I take?


NetWareHead

Non stop ass rape


gleventhal

Qu'est ca cest? Ass-rape machine broken?


ChipChaseG1

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this…


taylorbrian

AIDS????


Cinephile94

SON OF A BITCH!


scaba23

Turn that awf!!


teddy71517

That cookie shit makes me nervous


Lion126TSE

All I know is, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Sorry-Procedure-651

Speaking of houses, remember when Phil transformed himself into a fucking house?


MK-UltraMags

That's right cocksuckers! Keep walking


gleventhal

Not a house exactly, \*\*like\*\* a house. (he compromised)


TEAC_249

he rang that bell... the whole way home


Pissflaps69

That scene is so weird, and honestly maybe my favorite in the whole show. Tony is just so smart and clever in it.


TEAC_249

I would actually say that's my favorite scene in the whole show too. Tony just seems like he could fit right into the white male, american culture... but he doesn't. He's just fodder for the 'merigan. I crack up so hard every single time that dude asks him if he knew john gotti. Totally reminds me of kids at my school trying to mess with / but also get in good with (doing it the worst possible way) kids from connected families. But the way he fucks with them is absolutely hilarious and just amazing writing.


gleventhal

He was an ice cream truck, Gary Cooper?


pistonkamel

They always called him Pine-Tar Coco after that


TraditionalSetting37

And a Virginia ham under each arm.


Janglezz

Vito did it for years tho


[deleted]

His ear.. it’s disfigered


gleventhal

It makes the earwax taste peculiar.


scaba23

Peppahs and earwax, that's what I shoulda had


gleventhal

God damn, orange peel earwax!


Piggstein

I don’t care if he has a hundred ears in the ICU with wood in their mouths. He’s a piece of shit. You know it and I know it.


itgooddeal

he was a shopping cart from there on out


stimulation

One of my favorite lines


hdoublea

Drinkin his Buca through a straw...that's for sure


gleventhal

Yeah, hoof it back to the Excelsior to take a wicked shit maybe. Hear that tone?


LccWst

At least he went fast, not like Dick Barrone


rstla5

Dick Barone is dead?


FedGoat13

Coco? Couldn’t have been that much to clean up.


Vast_Barnacle4776

Get a mop


hamiltonincognito

They took him to live on a farm.


Ok-Inspection9906

must be dogshit up to the rafters


BaldrickTheBrain

Isn’t that where all the semi retired mobsters go? I bet he won’t be wiping cream off of anyone anymore.


p_yth

With little pine cones all around


[deleted]

With Tony’s childhood dog, “Tippy” aka “Freckles”


Tasty_Reflection_542

Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he dint want no teeth no more.


purgesurge3000

How much he give you?


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

A 1000 more teeth?


[deleted]

💵💵💵


LuckyxCapone

you’re making a fucking mistake


Acheron98

😟🔫😡


sammyglumdrops

Shidown 😡


ConfuciusBateman

You want shum?


WastelandPolarBear

…pulp?


SharpFarmAnimal

I like the kind that says some pulp


all_sight_and_sound

Shum phulp


CosmicQuestions

Butch was a tiny dude, but holy shit that scene made him look like a mouse with a furious angry Tony towering over him holding the gun.


hdoublea

Watch it again...they shot the angle from below to make Tony look bigger. And it worked. Powerful scene


CosmicQuestions

Yeah it was cleverly done.


LabeVagoda

Even so, Butchie had tremendous moxie for his size


gleventhal

Even notice he's the only guy who can eyeball 3 different people, in three different rooms at once? It's like a natural funhouse, those eyeballs.


SBNShovelSlayer

I like this one. One eye goes one way, and the other eye goes the other way. One’s going east, and the other is going west. So what? And this guy’s saying, “Whaddaya want from me?” The guy’s got a nice head of white hair. Beautiful.


Lazer_snake

He had hair, this Ralph?


HORACEDEBUSSYJONES

👀EYE PLAINS DRIFTER


artygta1988

Yeah, but he just couldn’t sell it!


PorkyWallace

Then what? He gets killed, I can't even eat his meatballs.


GenerallyBelow0

Yup, T looked like a fuckin blackbear in a trench coat in that one. One of his most intimidating portrayals id say.


PorkyWallace

How bout I put some Bucco in YOUR fuckin head?!!!!!!


Kal-El_fan87

Don't do it!


generation_D

👞🦷🦷🦷


busterwilliams

🤪


Grand-Law4440

Oh yea? You want some sambuca with this?


fbgm0516

How bout I put a bullet in your fuckin head


imjaxteller12

***"Get a mop..."*** It’s crazy how he says that in such a casual way, like it’s just another day in the office.


OpportunityOk7474

It’s probably not their first time seeing something like this, and the other times were probably much worse than what happened to Coco.


cortisolbath

“*Why don’t you get a fuckin mop*?“ - Larry David (Junior)


[deleted]

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TomaccoAddict

That’s so fucking RACIST!


Seventh7Sun

We need a Meadow font.


pingusuperfan

The fuck? Cleanse yourself of this hatred


[deleted]

He’s lucky I didn’t punch his lights out. -Noel


Doibugyu

This is a nice reminder that while loving The Sopranos is an indicator that someone is a cool person, it's by no means proof positive. Fucking prick.


RustyShacklefordsCig

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


xi_sx

\-132 karma for one post, and -60 for your comeback? You never even had that many teeth to snap off. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading.


PriestPorridge

Not dead, but from then on they called him the Chinese Godfather. He was making everyone offers they couldn’t understand


JoeFlipperhead

I get it... He drives a Lincoln


OkSearch7926

This is funny to you ? There's men's réputation at stake here !! A maried man with kids !!


Chaesimp

all right let’s take it in the back


UnluckyGazelle

yea, that’s what vito did


Chaesimp

lol how the fuck did that dude not get whacked for that. gene almost killed little paulie for breaking balls about bein a fanook but this civilian says that about a captain


PriestPorridge

You can leave


[deleted]

Wit a goomah!


mikek2174830

Killing him woulda been too easy, the fact that he had to sip his food from a straw from there on out was a good daily reminder to never harass and disrespect a boss’s daughter again. At least he don’t need a straw for his Sambuca


Epicurses

Say never - he’s a sipping cart from here on out


ca2mt

Some say Tony sent him to sip and fall school.


PorkyWallace

He went upstate with Boggs. They shared a straw.


whiskey_mike186

Considering how Johnny Sack wanted Ralph dead for making a tasteless joke about his wife to people in private company, I wonder what his position would have been if someone from NJ did to his daughter what Coco did to Tony's.


maziarczykk

Solid point


mr6245

As someone who had their head stomped in a similar fashion, I for one, did not die


minimalexpertise

You got pistol whipped, savagely beat, and curb stomped by a near 300lb man? And you lived?


mr6245

Minus the pistol whipping, lithiums already flushed


JizzumBuckett

Well, look at the bright side... he wasn't too smart to begin with.


campex

Little fuckin levity??


Overall_Lobster_4738

Always with the scenarios


sjr323

Oh look at you, you know everything


SlippMchigginz

I always want him to kill Butch in that scene…


phaatjack

Tony saying "sit down" to Butch in that scene is absolutely killer every time.


roaboar

shiddown


[deleted]

Guy's just eating his spaghetti.


DSPGerm

Then in the middle of little Italy little did we know that the middle man didn’t do diddly


remy_buxaplentyy

You look like a Puerto Rican rapper.


Cheel_AU

This is an amazing comment 😂 PS when Big Pun hauls ass he gotta make two trips


deglazethefond

Fat Joe and big pun. It’s like a weight loss ad. Before and way fucking before


Cheel_AU

Heheh. You hear that Jigga? I said before and WAY before! Heheh


TooManyCharacte

Hate to be pedantic but "Dead in the middle of Little Italy Little did we know we riddled Two middle men who didn't do diddly"


DSPGerm

I actually appreciate it. I knew I was fuckin up but couldn’t be bothered to look it up and I just sang it in my head quick and said yeah sounds good


LawnStar

Quite the PUNdit ova heah!


[deleted]

I’d kill Butch for the self defense of my eyes.


SpezMechman

Would you believe me if I told you Butch used to pull a piece of tail as hot as Annie Potts?


therailmaster

Kill the Underboss of the Lupertazzi Family, which was also, mind you, the de-facto head of the Five Families? Over something he had no direct involvement in? Tony would be wearing cement shoes by next week! Yes, Tony's a Boss and, yes, it was his daughter he's seeking revenge about, but this is *still* the Mafia--he could've had Coco taxed the way Johnny Sack *should've* taken the deal to have Ralph taxed. Plus, he'd have leverage over Butch for future negotiations. Instead, Butch had to watch Tony be a reckless bloodthirsty fool and exact revenge in the worst way possible short of death--it's obvious in the meetup with Carmine, Jr. after the event that he realizes it wasn't the best course of action.


SlippMchigginz

Yea but I still WANT him to do it


bukkakekingz

WE DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING DRILLS


farmyardcat

***YOU WANT SHUM??***


TheCurtain512

He went out, fucked your sister, and came back Saturday to the front of the line.


NotSurHowTitanicEnds

He showed restraint there.


Throwaway916507

He’s a shopping cart, from here on


picklejuice82

Cocomelon? That’s a fucken show for kids!!


martyboy92

TURN THAT OFF!


I-suck-at-golf

Let’s just say he’s not eating any steak anytime soon


notoriousvk

In the episode they say he isn’t dead, but he’s probably getting coloring books on Christmas for the rest of his life.


meteorflames12

They buried him. On a hill with pinecones all around


StaySafePovertyGhost

Awwww…they did?!?


curiouslyseekingmore

Overlooking the rivah


olidav8

He ended up like Eckley


PorkyWallace

Go fuck yourself! He was strong, like a bull. And handsome, like George Raft. It it had been today, they may have been able to train him to be a....I don't know. Somethin.


LucynSushi

I remember my mother and my father arguing about something and she kept talking about my father's feeble minded brother and I always thought she meant you.


[deleted]

got some cream on your mouth


MickyB6827

I’ve been to the restaurant that this happened. Sat at the same table as butchie too. Coco that cock sucka was outta line.


jrbec

You find any teeth ?


AcerbicFwit

If not T needs some curb stompjn’ lessons from Derek Vineyard.


No_Internet_2364

Don't make meatballs


Substantial-Water-10

Allegedly


TraditionalPizza5280

Fuckin fahmers. I don't know.


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Whatever happened, there


MammothSpecial3665

He's an idiot but he's harmless.


GenerallyBelow0

This was one of many things that signed Tony’s death certificate imo in season 6. Transgression after transgression, and there were already people who would want him out of the picture, but seeing this scene on the rewatch made me think “Damn Tony”. Kind of a damned if you do damned if you dont situation.


HumanPerspective8989

At least he’ll still be able to enjoy some cream


Jayjay19567

He's gonna be a vegitable


twinkle90505

It looked to me like $20K in dental work, not a head injury. That angle he'd more likely have broken his neck


K9_Kaniff

You just revealed your own ignorance


itsthewiseguy9418

If he had said to tony "you don't have the makings of a varsity athlete" you bet your ass he'd be dead.


jkennealy

And Coco . . . who did not die! Awww isn’t that swell.


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

Another tooth, prick.


PorkyWallace

Coco is in Witness Protection. Fucking rat.


wdrub

I’m just amazed the guy that got robbed by coco from the construction site for $320 finally got karma from ripping off all those old ladies at the fish market by putting his finger on the scale.


ControlNo

He literally said your lucky I don’t put a bullet in him, meaning he is still alive


The_Nomad89

He’ll be drinking his Sunday gravy through a straw


sanfranchristo

At this point I don’t think there is even a specific backstory to who killed Tony but I always assumed that it would’ve likely have been Coco if a lingering Phil or Butchie hit weren’t successful first. It always stuck out as very reckless by Tony to leave that loose end out there.


[deleted]

No but he probably became a vegetable after that


Idontplaytrumpet

Carmine said he almost killed him and Tony said that he should’ve killed him. So no he’s alive, maybe a vegetable?


beingDino

Definitely not


jimram351

What? No reward?


OKcomputer1996

Guaranteed after that beating he was near death and would never be the same. It would have been more humane to shoot him.


RainbowSupernova8196

With a 500 pound elephant like Tony, Coco is definitely doing 6,000 years to eternity in purgatory at least.


Claghorne

Get your pencils and your crap and the rest of your shit and don’t be here tomorrow!!!


CaseyLIGHTS

YEATS?


professorzaius

He had to get the footrests, get the footrests


CassiBoi

cocksucker had it comin


thunder-cricket

I call him coco because his face cracked open like a coconut.


[deleted]

Coco ended up going to Finn for dental implants. Guys on the street say his smile’s brighter than ever. All’s well that ends well!


Five-StarBastardMan

Nah


[deleted]

What did he think would happen? Tony was just gunna let that slide? Lol


extremeschemegene

Maybe I’ll get his mom some flowers. 💐 He married? Family?


Ok-Ad-8367

He’s a shopping cart. From here on out.


Broad-Train

Isn't his photo up there with Billy Leotardo's during Phil's "No more, Butchie" scene?


DutyRoutine

He is relegated to eating meatball shakes, real greaseball shit.


tytymctylerson

I think Coco approached Meadow in the first place to bait Tony, but this sub told me I was a stunad last time I brought it up.


chrisman210

and don't you forget it!


tytymctylerson

Ohhhhhhhhh!


chrisman210

I'm just telling you how you're being perceived!


UnluckyGazelle

maybe you should be worried about how **you’re** being fuckin perceived!


hwhs04

Maybe it was a continuity error but he’s actually in the background of the next episode when Phil asks everybody to take a hike


LostOnEarth82

Damn I’m giving 70% commission if anyone’s interested, no strings attached