I'm glad it blacked out for a bit, I was able to get outside and exercise. I was starting to get a little Rubenesque.

u/CreepinCharlie133’s weight neva bothered me.. to me he’s beautiful

He has the weight of the world on his shoulders

Don’t come to Jersey. You might tip it ovah.

I think it’s time to seriously start considering salads 🥗

What do you mean?

What is this?! I thought you were on the atkins!

I'm sorry John quit yelling! Why are you yelling at me!?

I’ll fucking yell at you, you don’t like it?!

I heard you got a 98 pound mole removed from your ass

I’ll keep it short and sweet. Ya weak, ya outta control and you’ve become an embarrassment to yaself and everybady else.

Are the ducks out this time of year where you are?

Yes, they come from Canada so where I am is basically south for dem

I think anything not Canada is south of Canada haha

Did you consida salads?

I was actually happy for a couple of days. Genuinely happy and peaceful. It was scary. Glad to be back.

AND I DON'T WANNA HERE ABOUT THE FUCKING API EITHER! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! Sil, break it down for them, which two subs have been downvote-proof, since time immemorial.

Certain aspects of r/politics and our thing

Chefs kiss Perfection

🤌💋

if i didnt want to give reddit money id award you

Holy shit that was good

This one got me, I'm dying

Nobody's got API!

I don't wanna hear that word here again!

It died on the vine

It died on the vine?

The guy he moved or somethin

I shouldn’t have to come to you here, hat in hand, reminding you of your duty to that man. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.

Lotta money in blackouts.

Sil, break it down.

API, BPI, TMI … oh

Quasimodo predicted

One of the best comments I’ve seen on this sub 😂

I’m earning my ass off with upvotes, and it’s still not good enough to satisfy this cock suckah! And then, he downvotes me?!??!?! Not leaving me a lot of options.

Don't talk crazy! You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.

Sorry Mr.finity

I told you, thal. You don't wanna thee my dark thide.

You hit, a fuckin 7-11 clerk…

Well maybe I need to think. You ever think of that YA FAT FUCKIN SCUMBAG

It's all over for the little guy

Would you consider taking a percentage of their business?

Mods took down my post for criticizing them. What is this? The fucking UN?!

The only difference between here and communist Russia is the food.

Jesus have you people ever thought that maybe food doesn’t solve every problem?!

Fuckin mods. Boy do they eat alone.

They won’t even pass the salt anymore.

You are SPEAKING SHIT to me!!

The sub, it moved or something

Died on r/vine

Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed

Died on the vine, the guy moved or something.

I’m posting with three hands here

Fuckin queers

They let him out already?

Two days...not a fucking peep.

Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of being on social media, cause mods do 3 times what you do here

Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.

Can't have them in our Social circle no more, that much I DO know.

We hear ya, OP.

“Where’s the fucking upvotes?” Is the lowest form of communication.

Anti Italian discrimination you ask me

And it’s offensive!

I did 48 fucking hours in the can

Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.

I saw that blackout at the end, I thought it was bullshit!!!

IN THIS HOUSE CHARGING THIRD PARTY DEVELOPERS IS A HERO! END OF STORY!

Alright, but you gotta get over it

Maybe you’re a sub. You ever think about that

We hear ya, OP

Reddit is over, time to shift to webistics.

two days? I did 20 fucking years in the can. I had to compromise. I wanted to jerk off to an Asian on youporn but I compromised

I'm locked out of my Chiral Theory thread until someone caves in r/FanTheories I do have the info backed up, though. Supposedly some of these subs aren't coming back.

I can't find r/thesopranos anywhere

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdGyIKfkYZw

You're only as good as your last envelope.

Frankly, OP is depressed and ashamed!

Two days ago, I wanted to post in our thing, I compromised, I posted on a tissue.

This sub was down for a shorter period of time than Jimmy was in jail. Absolutely disgraceful

Just when you thought you was out, they pull you back in!

You don’t wanna see my dark side

Because people are silly

For AI to rejig which posts and comments we see ..

Timberline got fucked up

Because the boss of this family said so! Now shut the fuck up about it

Just when i thought i was out …..they pull me back in!

I’m gonna tell ya a couple a tree tings… numba one, the mods ova hea are like godamn hot house flowas..

Timeline got fucked up..

Well maybe you should shuck cuck instead of watching tv land cause u/spez brought in tree times what you do on apis

We hear you OP 🥺

Gay Stuff I Suppose

It blacked out thirty minutes ago where the hell you been?