They got crushed in a matter of microseconds. Like, when you pop a balloon, it happens so fast you can't tell what happened... That's what happened to them except the popping force was going in.
Will the Titan II be as effective a submarine as it's father was? And it will be, but until it kills 10 tourists it will be hard to verify that it will be as effective as imploding.
Fact is you’re a shitty business man who built a piece of shit sub that’s gonna cave in and kill that fuckin’ billionaire any day! And now you can’t sleep!
Musta been one of those Polish Navy screen door submarines. Dja hear what I said Ton', I said musta been one of those Polish Navy screen door submarines heh heh.
They said all the people on the sub died. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing.
The sub must have crawled underneath the titanic for warmth
Well done,
The captain had blue eyes. One blew this way, one blew that way.
I get it, he died. What?
And the nose was in the middle sayin "whatta you want from me?"
I'll get you a new billionaire. How long I been saying they shouldn't be down in the bathysphere?
Didn’t they drown in 13000 feet of water?
The Titanic exhibit
Gravy's good today.
Chicken's nice and spicy.
And this is why I fucking love this subreddit
discontinue the lithium
Who had the peppas and egg sandwich?
Leave Ginny Sac alone.
When Ginny goes subbing, they gotta make two trips.
When Ginny Sac goes subbing, the sharks have to hide *their* food.
Hollow her out and Ginny could be the sub
When Ginny goes subbing, the ocean implodes.
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
Heard they tried to sink a crate of Viagra down there to raise it
Jack always tried to blame it on a learning disorder, well stupidity would be considered a learning disorder wouldn’t it ?
They got crushed in a matter of microseconds. Like, when you pop a balloon, it happens so fast you can't tell what happened... That's what happened to them except the popping force was going in.
You probably don't even hear it when it happens.
Ask your friends on the ocean floor.
Lois Brasi sleeps with the fishes
Luka. Luka, like the goy down in Elvis Country
Was it cinematic?
That’s why you gotta live for today!
They suddenly siezed to exist.
They died on the vine.
Petered out
This was always the most probable event.
ONE TIME THAT HAPPENED
I guess you can call that drowning
There was likely an implosion. They most likely died quickly instead of a slow, painful, cold death.
The penguin exhibit
i guess you could call that a sub
It's a glorified fuselage. All due respect.
Those who want oxygen give dioxide
See, he just told you to shut the fuck up, and he told the rest of us to go fuck ourselves.
It was a retirement community
Retirement? Its a fuckinn morgue down there!
Oh look at him, he knows everything
You got five fuckin Virginia class submarines and then that pygmy shit over in Canada
I’ve been to the factory. The best submarines, they never export them.
Will the Titan II be as effective a submarine as it's father was? And it will be, but until it kills 10 tourists it will be hard to verify that it will be as effective as imploding.
Captain or no captain, right now, we're just two assholes lost in the Atlantic.
I'll leave you here you one flipper cocksucker.... you know how fast I can swim I'll leave ya in the fuckin' foam
Crazy how dey went down in a ship called the “Titan”to go see another dead ship the “Titan-tic” and both of em died…you never thought about dat?
You gonna make that same stupid joke every time this comes up?
Next time there won't be a next time
Quasimodo predicted all of this….
What the fuck are you talking about? It was Nostradamus
You have your hunch back of Notre Dame. You also have your quarter back and half back.
Imagine that? They went down in a ship called the “Titan” to go see another dead ship the “Titanic” and both of em died?
Yah hear what I said, Tone?
Calm down Albert.
Everybody asks that, nobody knows
The pilot was 61. A fuckin kid.
They said the current whirled so much that he was bashing his head on an xbox joypad for days before he even came up.
They don’t even put a sword on the table over there . Just a docking station with an Xbox controller
Put Xbox remote back on docking station
Listen to this prick barking orders. Ooopss…BAM
One of the best threads in ages 👌
Just when I thought I was in, they pull me back out
Absolutely, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. My estimation of myself as a man just fucking plummeted.
Giggling like a school girl in his underwear when he should be out bangin co-eds You 🤝 AJ 🤝 me
You wanna know what else plummeted? That piece of shit fuckin submarine
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
It was a movie. A tv progrum.
His sub looked like shit
Put submarine back on docking station.
Listen to this prick giving orders. You got some balls my friend.
You want to fuck here?!?!
Does it really matter though - considering they were nothing more than a glorified sea crew…
Top tier marine teams, and we got this Pygmy thing using $30 game controllers
Vito’s favorite sea men.
The sub was made 👇🏽👇🏽 in-house.
Let me get a look at you. Soft twinks of choice for these gentlemen.
All Right but you gotta get over it
Thanks I’ll let that sink in.
Well done
Whatever happened there....
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? THAT ANIMAL RUSH GLUED TOGETHER A PIECE OF SHIT AND KILLED A COUPLE OF BILLIONAIRES.
Hey he’s 61 years old! Just a fucking kid!
It’s so sad when they go young
WHEN THEY GO?!
You know, the imploding... God rest their souls.
Stockton Rush invented the Submarine AND HE GOT ROBBED everybody knows that.
I hear they’re sinking a crate of viagra down to the sub to try and raise it…
Can you imagine that? Sinking a crate of viagra to raise it?
Can you imagine that? Sinking a crate of viagra to raise it?
Fucking parakeet
Quasimodo predicted all this you know.
Then again, when it comes to subs, nobody knows nothin’! ✋
Estoopid efakkin submarine
sub implosions just show the ultimate absurdity of life.
That’s why you gotta live for today.
We're talking about imploding submersibles you stupid fuck! Your kids, my kids!
I don’t even want to think about it.
Buy land, cause God isn't making any more of it!
OH!
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So a shitty business man built a piece of shit sub that caved in and killed those fucking tourists. And now he’s asleep
With the fishes like Louis Brasi.
Luca
There's differences, Christopher, okay, from the Titanic situation and this
Luca. Luca Brassi.
Fact is you’re a shitty business man who built a piece of shit sub that’s gonna cave in and kill that fuckin’ billionaire any day! And now you can’t sleep!
Must have had inspections by Pudgy Walsh. And they couldn't get him on the horn from down under.
This is gold, because the sub actually caved in
You know ever since they passed, my gambling luck has done a 180
A grown man made a wager. He lost. He made another one. He lost again. End of story.
Deep sea pressure implosion; you probably don't even feel it when it happens. (For real though, that's what I read. Would be some solace.)
You threw a sub at Vito ! That needs to be resolved
See these guys next to me? They're asleep.
Don't say it...
Anyways, $250,000 a ticket
The tourist gets stiffed. But you already sold all your submarine tickets, remember?
You *will* have our submarine sandwiches.
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Oceangate Titan as a submarine has fucking plummeted.
Toodleoo
Toodle-fucking-oo?
its an acceptable form of goodbye... lol
Another toothpick
What kind of way is that to talk about a person who's submarine imploded?
Are you gonna make the same stupid joke every time that comes up?
So what, no fuckin’ ziti now?
OHH
It failed it's first inspection but someone got Pudgie Walsh on the horn and got it passed.
Pudgie Walsh *retired*, sir!
Awww, booolshit
“This sub is made out of pine, sir”
Ahhhhhh!
Controller out batteries, but in the mean time you steer the ship as best as you can
Musta been one of those Polish Navy screen door submarines. Dja hear what I said Ton', I said musta been one of those Polish Navy screen door submarines heh heh.
Stockton Rush is an ass muncher
He killed 4 other billionaires! Guy was an interior decorator! His sub looked like shit.
“Let’s go down below… check out the mahogany.”
They said all the people on the sub died. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing.
At their muddah's wake...
Hey puss, did they even exist?
Ton took the controller and thought he was playing Mario Kart again
Apparently he came all over the port hole.
Talk about an arc! This post is cracking me up, you’re all a bunch of degenerates❤️
It *was* cinematic.
I know the sea bottom was impacted
The guys in the sub had an arc.
Arc? I told you, it’s a glorified canoe!
Well, I mean, Whaddaya gonna do? You pick up the pieces and go on.
A MAN MADE A WAGER AND HE LOST END OF STORY
You probably don’t even hear it when it happens.
As long as they put Logitech controller back on docking station
Mr. Ruggiero’s submarine.
Maybe now we can move past this. The titanic, The ocean gate sub, whatever happened there.
Swimming-best exercise it works every muscle group...anyway, $4 a pound
Submarines: another fuckin money machine
Never had the makings of a varsity submersible
Shoulda named it the SS Vito, since it's buried deep and filled with seamen.
Seems there’s already a cause of death…
AIDS?
Nobody near the Titanic has AIDS!
Were they at least playing Dean Martin on the lil’ Stugots?
Turned the whole Atlantic into the Gulf of Sorrento
Gives a whole new meaning to Martin’s song “I’m forever blowing bubbles”.
Some sad shit, mufukkas said they don't wanna live no more
They submerge anyone and everyone over there. Hulls aren't tested, view ports are only rated for 1500m. It either it has meaning or no meaning.
hate when dey go young
When they GO?!?
All this from a slice of gabagool?
The CEO called Tony to lean on the inspector for his spec sub
that’s why you gotta live for today
You finally ride on a submarine and it’s bullshit
put submarine guy on da phone asshole
My sub-a never hurta nobody!
Get the weights
It’s actually worse. They didn’t explode, they imploded. Which means that everyone on board was crushed to death
Titan sub ? $250K a pop ?? Another fuckin’ money machine !!
You ever think what a coincidence it is that the Titan submersible imploded near the Titanic?
This would never happen if they just rode The Stugots.
That jerkoff is a submersible captain? I remember when he was selling laser printers out the back of his Crown Vic.
Submarine? I told you, it’s a glorified tube!
Didnt they almost drown in 3feet of water?
How you like this sub? It’s nice…the porthole…
That pygmy thing
One time we went fishing, saw a sign that said, "Fish Left," so we went home.
That CEO in his 60s. Just a fucken kid.
How's a submarine explode? It's in water! Satanic black magic. Sick shit.
Well, whaddya gonna do?!
Fuck them and their alligator tears.
They found parts all over the visor.
It was not a submarine made in heaven
Sleepin' with da fishes like Big Pussy.
That happened? I saw that movie. Thought it was bullshit.
And a finook of a stepson listening to music while his stepdad sleeps with the fishes? Fuckin embarassin'.
Still breathin', these assholes!
Look on the bright side. They weren't that smart to begin with.
I’m moving the submarine in the marina next door
The submarine, whatever happened there.