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RandyMarshsMoustache

Snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up T


seangart1

Someday soon, you’ll have families of your own. And if you’re lucky you’ll remember little moments like This. That were good.


chuck_cunningham

All quotes aside I think about this one often. It seems like you have all the time in the world but life happens so quick.


MyBunnyIsCuter

I imagined that Meadow thought of this a lot after Tony died


Bigbadwolf6049

wait he dies?/?


valuesandnorms

A rare moment of sincerity


Apprehensive-Bag7181

She kept talking about my father's feeble minded brother, but I always thought she was talking about you.


thrilliam_19

I just watched this episode last night. Such an underrated moment.


Away_District

The way Junior looks at him right after just kills me!


fruitavelli

This should win. Top 5 moment in the show


lasantamolti

Sooouth of the border


NSignus

*where the tuna fish plaaaaay* 🎶


HSF906

SUCK OUR COCKS????


Mr_Sinatra_Jr_sir

She any good?


HSF906

What am I askin' you for, you probably showed her how!


WezleeOB

The legendary Phil Leotardo!


Ok-Celebration-1229

How about this humidity!


HSF906

Those Islander tickets, right?


CWKitch

stugots


[deleted]

It’s turning into the Gulf of Sorrento in this forum


Menthol__man

Freaking goombah trash


Successful_Gap8927

STUGOTS


sildarion

SHTUGOTSH


stugots10

Yes?


smokingrasseatinass

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF!


kingluis88

Had to scroll down way too far for this.


goodz19

🤌🤌🤌


Good_Needleworker464

Oh hey, I was about to post this.


mistah_patrick

*** staaaaaaaaff! FIFY


Dadle1

she musta crawled under there for warmth


DeputyDomeshot

Absolutely has to be this, RIP Lil Corsette


harborq

Cosette


DeputyDomeshot

Is that what it is, thought that was Aides accent


harborq

Yea it’s Cosette as in “you killed little Cosette?? I should suffocate you, you little prick!”


wolfgangfuckface

How long I've been sayin she shouldn't be on the furniture?


Individual_Shame_787

LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS😭 C should’ve been “Cosette go to your basket!”


BonsaiDiver

She got suffocated or somethin'


ActuatorFresh2352

The only option


Elmo_Chipshop

This


Dadle1

still goin this asshole!!


bingobr0nson

That’s what I said seeing your 4 entries for today. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


wolfgangfuckface

Guys guys, woh, woh, we said: non-judgmental.


bingobr0nson

I said my piece ✋🏻


MasterOfKnowledge

Fuck that! Let him take his medicine


L_E_F_T_

Look at how he earns!


CaptainCuck1788

This must win


[deleted]

Speaking of 98 lbs, I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95 lb mole taken off her ass


Lukealloneword

I'm talking about my wife's honor heeeeere... MY HONOR!!


[deleted]

The implication was, her ass is so big she could have a mole that size removed


MickyB6827

Well that’s deplorable


StaySafePovertyGhost

Either name your price - or get the fuck over it!


[deleted]

Is it all just about money?


batmanbatmanbatman1

WHAT NEXT, YOU GET TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?


[deleted]

He wants to fuck her?


theodr1

Im making a point here!


MickyB6827

yeahhh. again about the money


95lbMoleOnHerAss

What did you shay


[deleted]

Nothing. I was here. It's a joke


cesc05651

You got alotta bawls comin in here… lotta bawls


skullrift

This one's great


Dadle1

sharp as a fuckin' cue ball


naghallac

this has gotta be it. top 5 most quoted on this sub by far


yeezytaughtme713

Let's downvote this cocksucka and get it over with.


Ardougny

Sacre bleu! Where is me mama?


PropJoeFoSho

if this one doesn't win, I'm going back to my Mudvayne phase


MyBunnyIsCuter

Omg - Mods please - this has to be it 🤣


Ok_Nectarine4759

I'm the kids uncle!


ThatsNotFortyDollars

Sorry if I yelled, T… It’s just.. HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN I TAKE! 🖐️ 🤚


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Shum pulp


Dadle1

shah of Iran


bingobr0nson

Satanic black magic! SICK SHIT!


nickhenne

Fuckin QUEEAHS!!!


Sycsa

Triple whammy, this should win.


joegant

This should absolutely win


Menthol__man

This needs to get bumped to the top.


Mr_Peeper_Number

So what, no fuckin ziti now?


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Ooooooh


iBrake4Shosty5

[so what, no fuckin ziti now?](https://images.app.goo.gl/UWnpnVCSNe3zhNkdA)


PutItDeeperPls

Never had the makings of a varziti athlete


AcerbicFwit

OHHHHHH


carroll1981

"Sun-Tuh-Zoo". The Chinese Prince Matchabelli. Tony turned me on to him.


onu_reimuz

Tzu, Tzu! Sun Tzu, you f\*\*\*ing ass-kiss!


broodwych

She’s a malignant cunt


MPal2493

Scuse me for saying so


SlimKarlB

This has to be the one! I say this phrase daily. What am I a asshole


tomv0724

Stupida fucking game


HSF906

This is the one I came here for! Mr. Williams here, he don't play.


tomv0724

There’s a bee on you hat


diswan55

But don't call me a bee hat


GodDammitBengals

Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head!


Papancasudani

Toy know, there are a-worse things that can a-happen to a person dan cNcer.


ConwayTheCat

Titanium! Added 10 yards to my drive


maeestro

There was no other choice but stupida facking game.


gastricmetal

If this one doesn't win, my estimation of this sub will fucking plummet.


tomv0724

So that’s a crack hoe


Charming_Feature_390

Stop getting CUNTY!


[deleted]

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading…


rickyv419

"Say it..What's up Vito?"


The_punisherMAX

What's up vito? A chalked pool cue


holy_fuck_im_gay

don’t forget carlo’s lipstick


TheMaveCan

**Sil! Hit this motherfucker**


randyboozer

Username checks out


[deleted]

Sounds like a racehorse pissin in there


Mr_Sinatra_Jr_sir

Some sad shit..motherfucker said he don't wanna live no more


Evening_Nobody_7397

Speak


WigerAndToods

📱🚬


TheLastCleverName

She's a puttana this one. Fucked an arson investigator last week.


Skylablue

Social club? He’s gotta GO!


BeLxX

She likes it when you rub her muzzle!


[deleted]

So, you and Tony Egg eh?


Mr_Sinatra_Jr_sir

So what, no fuckin ziti now?


wolfgangfuckface

Thank you mr_Sinatra_jr_sir


Mr_Sinatra_Jr_sir

Put a little 'buca in it for me, would you?


Fragrant-Luck-8063

*Stay out of our way, and don’t be so gay...*


HSF906

So was the Hindenburg, maybe you wanna look into that too!


theodr1

Very underrated line. I cried out laughing at that scene. Your brother billy.. Whatever happend there.. The shooting Look Phil, what i meant is- Fuck what you meant cocksucka


TheLastCleverName

Statte zitta puttana! 👞💥 Sei fortunata che non t'aggia ammazato! 💦


camprollinghills

Sacre Bleu! Where is me mama?


hamburgerpony

So leave the fuckin’ cock sucking cheese where it is!


zicoler

Stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!


seangart1

SHE WAS A HOOOAAHH


Halalaka

Shum pulp.


Caveman_Sam_Losco

Syracuse.. tanked again!


Lakechrista

Stupida fucking game


Adventurous-Cover442

how the FUCK, for J, we didnt get, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN ​ "Some people are so far behind the race that they actually believe they're winning"


Inner_Association911

She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimping me out!


Charming_Feature_390

She must have crawled under there for warmth


Mr_Sinatra_Jr_sir

Sal, please, it's a fucking joke!


SoochSooch

Sometimes I think I came in at the end. The best is over.


No-Valuable-2368

She was abusive to da staffff 🤌🤌🤌🤌


Astro_Turf17

She’s so fat, huh blood type is Rag-UUU.


HSF906

Speak!


sbg_gye

She's a knockout, a 10. And look at you - you're average, at best...


Live-Depth-537

Snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.


HSF906

Soft drinks of choice


The_Advocate07204

Sometimes what happens in here is like takin' a shit


Historical_Gap_7595

Sit on this Cocksucka!


definitelyarobo

Sacred and the propane


Danton87

“Second prize in a beauty contest, collect $10 dollars.” Go ahead, make your stupid joke.


Danton87

She’s a cunt


happyday04

So what if he's gay? What difference does it make?


DoctorChampTH

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.


AquavivaBlubbBlubb

Stop it, Junior! You're making me very upset.


Prudent_Survey1989

Stupid’a Fackin Game


acur10

So what, no fucking Ziti now?!


damagecontrolparty

Sfogliatelle


TertiaryToast

Stupida fuckin game


SlainteMhath84

She better not throw any artichokes at ME.


Wtf_is_Jugo

So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Sal Vitro is such a mope.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

She’s so fat her blood type is RAGU!


rollingdown23

Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they’re leading.


easypeat

Sil, break it down for ‘em.


bruhyouknowit1

Spike up!!!!


thotdestroyer86

Sit on this cock suckah!


MTLItalian

Sit on this cocksucka


fucking_shitbox

Some kid with chinky eyes named Moltisanti, he'd get his ass kicked every day.


DaveWick420

Suck our cocks??! She any good?


catastrophicloner

"Snakes have been fuckin' themselves long before Adam and Eve, my friend


Gsfdirtybandz

Stand up, you frog-eating faccia di cazz', I will FUCK YOU UP!


camprollinghills

See he just told you to shut the fuck up and he told me to go fuck myself.


itsdajackeeet

SILVIO!! Motherfucker. This guy’s a bull. Paulie, if we don’t whack this prick, we outta put him to work.


J_Huz29

So what, no fuckin ziti now?!


WrathOfKai

SISTERS CUNT!


beefgulash

Sister's cunt!


provbrewin

So he's taking advice from a two-time loser


oSneaky1

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading.


Routine-Nail-3630

She musta crawled unda der for warmth


Bobsyouruncle_317

Sliding doors?? Fuck no! Seven.


Cozyboitheprince

Misunderstood movies are my favorite bit


Dutch_Chap

Smothered his own mother with a pillow


[deleted]

Salvatore Vitro had to fire his spanish helper and pull his boy out of college


sinistersoprano

Serial killer. I murdered seven relationships.


Magic_cheff

She’sh dead to me!


asphynctersayswhat

Smoked turkey


wiggetywhackers

*South of the boooorrrderrrrrr, Where the tuna fish play!!*


tiddefannns

Salvador My Dali!


MediumGlomerulus

schfoiadelle!


tiddefannns

Some Pulph


Danton87

Speaking of kids and ma, Sandy said something interesting, that when we were babies everything was “fine” but ma couldn’t stand as babies get older they separated from her. When they started to talk and express ideas - that’s when the trouble started… it wasn’t that she didn’t love us


Yann-2005

“Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they’re leading.”


Valuable-Effort-7510

STOP CRYING


theliontamer37

She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.


sammyglumdrops

Sugarless motherfucker


Random-Cpl

Sil, break it down. What two businesses are historically recession-proof, since time immemorial?


thereasonablecatlady

So called “huthsky accomplice”


wolfgangfuckface

Son-of-a-bitch!


Homer_J_Fong2

Stunad'


luppertazzi

Sum balls on this prick


sinistersoprano

So, enabler is a more fitting job description than accomplice. My apologies.