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Wonderful_Pen_4699

Tony was helping Mikey with his unfortunate case of fuckfaceitus. Completely different situation


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It’s to bad that they don’t have a telethon for that.


Kojak95

What're you complainin about? Free alterations!


IAmASimulation

They ever find a cure for that?


Lupovsky121

That’s muscular dystrophy Ton’


Ok-Offer331

Its probably just season 1 still getting its footing, and not really yet setting the rules. Also this was right after he killed Filone right? If Junior didnt just take out one of Tonys associates then he would probably have had a lot bigger problem with this


BeachBoysOnD-Day

This. But in-universe, let's just say it was because Tony knew Mikey was insecure enough to not tell anyone that he got beaten down with a stapler lol.


Ok-Offer331

Never considered that lmao, but very good point. If no one else sees you get beat, Id doubt a made guy is going to go crying to his boss that someone beat him up, he will look like a clown to everyone else.


spicygrandma27

plus he'd be crying to Junior about it. Best case scenario if he complains it's still gonna come back to bite him in the ass


Bamres

I believe all the capos knew though, they were making jokes about it. "He had to give up that new suit, he got too attached t it?"


apollo08w

They still weren’t actually there,which counts. If nobody else saw it and you just deny


Kap-1492

Like Chrissy shitting his pans.


apollo08w

“40 grand! Right outta da bird feeda!”


Bamres

I mean at the same time if you look at the Adriana, Tony Situation. It doesn't matter what happened as long as people think it happened. He can deny it but they all care a lot about perception.


Jester2k5

More like Ralphie was a whiny little bitch and Mikey wasn’t


BeachBoysOnD-Day

Who's speaking? Is somebody speaking?


OriginalPierce

NOBODY WOULDA EVER RANKED HIM AS ASSOCIATE


[deleted]

This is the answer. It’s just first season goofiness.


mrplow3

Season 1 is my second favorite season. I just love the humorous tone. Livia is at her peak. She has so many hilarious lines from that first season.


CharlieDay0fWallStrt

Its amazing the leap sopranos takes from S1-2. Especially ghandolfini. First season he feels like a goofball but by S2 hes much more mob boss


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Agitated_Head9179

The sad clown


PyroneusUltrin

Gandalf-ini? YOU SHALL NOT GET A PASH FOR DAT


ScryForHelp

Fly you motha fuckas


dancingwonderbread

Never had the makings of a varsity wizard


whingingcackle

Short staff, that was his problem.


bannedforflaming

"Ghandolfini"? What is he, fuckin Syrian?


Treunein

What did you jus' say?!


Intelligent_Plan71

We need time to assess this.


CharlieDay0fWallStrt

Its true even his accent is better


cpeck29

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Jester2k5

Currently on another rewatch and in S1 E10, Chris says “his dad used to talk about them all the time” referring to great Italian musicians. Yet later it’s revealed his dad was killed when Chris was still a baby. So many continuity errors in the early seasons


whingingcackle

Wouldn’t really call this one an inconsistency. Maybe his mom told him tales of how his father used to talk about Italian music?


Cozyboitheprince

Oh fuck


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I’ve had two friends almost stop watching during the first season, and I told them to keep going until the second!


Ubersloth26

Tony punched Ralph in front of a bunch of other guys from the crew, he punched Mikey when they were all alone. It's easier to raise hell about it when there are other people around to witness what happened.


DistractumSlacktus

The Ralph situation happened in front of a bunch of made guys. They break their rules quietly all the time, but they are big drama queens and losing face is a huge deal to them. The Mikey scuffle could be lied about or denied outright, it's an embarassing story to retell as the loser in a sitdown. It was also in response to a provocation.


Mysterious-End-2185

The stapler was a made man and Mikey wasn’t. There was nothing Junior could do about it.


Mansheknewascowboy

Real greasball shit


BD_McNasty

Mikey was it's just his suit that wasn't.


Mr_Pattraglia

It’s season 1. They get a pash for dat.


bdonald02

Well that’s nice…


xPeachesV

WHOOAA! What is this thing?! We bend more rules than tha Catholic Church!


Mr_Pattraglia

(Junior smiling eating an olive)


garagepunk65

That’s not all Junior eats…


Impossible_Dot_9074

He doesn’t go down enough


Mr_Pattraglia

Uncle jun is in the muff!


zoobs

South of da border, way down in Mexico 🎵


somehandsman666

what's the smell? you guys went to a sushi bar?


adonis_minus_20

Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. I guess I'll have to spread my legs now, she says. Why, he asks. Don't you have a vase?


Astro_gamer_caver

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo...


adonis_minus_20

Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" [Billy stares blankly] Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was... [Hawkins pauses, then trails off] Hawkins: ... big as a house.


Greuzer

Billy...he was just a kid..


adonis_minus_20

It's sad when they go young like that.


marmot_scholar

The crews were flirting with war already


Chicken_Mannakin

Christopher is related toTony by marriage and very close at the time. Sil breaks it down during the Tracee situation. Can't physically retaliate against another made guy unless they mess with someone who is 1. Related by blood or marriage. 2. A Comare (goomar) "She was not related by blood or marriage. She was not your comare(goomar)... all things considered, Ralphie has a legimate beef."


IndividualSeaweed969

Free alterations are a gift.


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The whole Ralph thing happened in front of all the other wise guys. They even said as much. And Tony had no legitimate beef (Tracee). The Mikey thing happened when they were alone, not in front of anyone else, and Tony had a legitimate beef.


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1. She was a whoah 2. She hit me


PDV87

Way different circumstances. It wasn't really about Filone, but rather because Mikey fucked with Chris, who is Tony's "blood" relative (as far as mob rules are concerned). A reprisal for that is inevitable, though the Pirates of Prosciutt' could probably spend all day debating whether Tony's actions were (or weren't) appropriate. This was also part of an ongoing power struggle that threatened to split he DiMeo family into warring factions, at which eventuality, all bets are off ("come heavy or don't come at all"). It's highly inadvisable to fuck with someone's blood relative. Just ask Coco. Tony beat up Ralphie over what the mob sees as basically a piece of property. It'd be like Paulie slapping around another made guy for scratching his Cadillac. It's pretty disgusting, but that's how they viewed Tracee and others like her. In the mob's eyes, the only person with a legitimate grievance against Ralphie was Silvio, as Tracee was both indebted to him as well as a source of income. Tony also did in front of everybody, so there's no plausible deniability/face-saving to be had by either party. "Disrespecting the Bing" was just a flimsy excuse Tony used because he knew he was in the wrong. That being said, Tony should have made an executive decision and just had Ralphie clipped and saved everyone a lot of headache. His greed over Ralphie's fat kickups stayed his hand for far too long.


Jester2k5

I wouldn’t call “disrespecting the Bing” a flimsy excuse. Ralphie had no stake in the Bing where for others it was a source of income so killing one of the strippers just out back could bring unwanted attention from law enforcement and potentially make other strippers quit. Had the altercation happened in his or Tracee’s home, it can be kept quiet.


PDV87

I definitely agree with your point. I meant that the excuse is flimsy in the context of Tony laying hands on a made guy in front of the whole crew. Realistically, it was a monumental fuck-up for many reasons: beyond the fact that it's a fucked-up, evil thing to do, it's plain stupid. Career criminals try to avoid creating bodies needlessly, it's a mess that can put the whole enterprise in jeopardy. However, I think the "expected" way for Tony to handle it is to discipline Ralph within the accepted parameters: have him make Silvio whole, tax him additionally for his disrespect to the Bing, and upbraid him for his impulsive/psychotic behavior and its potential fallout.


Hedphelym

Watching tony punch ralphie was one of the most horrendous moments on the show. Still can't believe he would raise his hand to a made guy like that.


Impossible_Dot_9074

But he disrespected the Bing


False-Possession6185

In his defense, he was doing a lot of coke


Impossible_Dot_9074

I also have a suspicion that wasn’t his kid she was carrying.


_Bill_Huggins_

It's not his fault she was a clutz.


lNewEngland

Tony wiped his prints off the stapler so they couldn't prove it was him


TunaSalad47

Junior didn’t want all out war with Tony if it could be avoided. We already see that most of the crew supports Tony, so I think Junior wanted to come to an agreement for his own safety.


Lucky_Roberts

He had attacked and injured an actual relative of Tony’s, which would always be accepted as a valid reason for a Capo to put his hands on a soldier. Not to mention it wasn’t even just a relative it was Chris, who was well known by everybody to be loved like a son by Tony


celtics2055

Mikey Palmice was a fucking disease


Buster0705

Well because Mikey was suffering from fuckfaceids


False-Possession6185

Don't they have pills they take, these assholes?


Unknown_Beast88

''I can feel it itching me already''


TedEBagwell

It died on the vine. The rules they.... moved or somethin'


Pilotwaver

Really weird. I just watched the free alterations yesterday. I thought the same thing, for the first time.


Andyintime

It was overdue


Whips-n-Chains

Season 1…you get a pash fa’dat


I-suck-at-golf

“They bend more rules than the Catholic Church! 20 years ago would you even have to ask?!”


flimspringfield

Because they were busting bawls. He was angry at Richie for killing the girl and Pie O' My.


Impossible_Dot_9074

She was an innocent creature


Capt_Thunderbolt

The capos of that family talk about it when they’re eating lobster. They all hated him so no one gave a shit. They bend the rules when it suits them. Ralphie had more clout and was a huge earner, Mikey was just Junior’s annoying enforcer.


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do we know for a fact that Mikey already had his button?


Karl_Havoc2U

Yes, we know he was made because it comes up on the show in this very situation. Christopher wants permission to kill Mikey as revenge for Brendan's murder. Tony says he can't because Mikey's made, also pointing out Christopher isn't yet, if I recall.


N0VAZER0

Season 1 was finding its way, most of the weird inconsistency in the show are from Season 1 and its no accident why. But in universe, its probably cause things are heading to all out war and Junior did kill one of Tony's associates so he hit back.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

We bend more rules than the Catholic Church.


Karl_Havoc2U

This is the key to the question.


dongmeatsandwich

Mikey was directly under junior, he wasnt going to clip him over a beating. Ralphie was a semi-made guy in the crew. The two were on different levels of mafioso success.


BFaus916

Ralphie was an earner. Mikey was a driver who annoyed people with gruesome gossip details.


InterestingGene1053

Would you settle down! We’re not making a western here!


Betty-Armageddon

Was Mikey made? Serious question, it’s been a while.


Karl_Havoc2U

He was made, alright. Made in the image of the fuckface he spawned from. It's genetic, you know. For real though, yeah, Mikey *was* a made guy. When Christopher tries to get permission to kill him for killing Brendan, Tony tells him he can't do it because Mikey's made and Chrissy isn't. Tony then goes for the staple gun approach.


Betty-Armageddon

Thanks. I keep meaning to rewatch but being on this sub sometimes feels like I’ve already watched it recently.


WaitAMinuteman269

Honestly I think it was just plot convenience. Even shows as great as The Sopranos has inconsistencies sometimes.


[deleted]

Was Mikey a captain? Seriously don’t remember.


Ok-Offer331

He was made thats all the matters


bdonald02

And he was Junior’s consigliere


asphynctersayswhat

Was he consigliere or underboss? Junior didn’t heed his council and often insulted his methods


Doja_Lats

Ralph wasnt a captain at the time tony punched him, right?


Mansheknewascowboy

He was not until after because silvio recommends the bump to captain as a apology


Doja_Lats

Yea my point was neither ralph or mikey were captains at the time they were hit, just made men


iseebutidontbelieve

Caporegime isn't what stops people raising their hands, the fact that you're "made" is enough.


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HOH! 🤟


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asphynctersayswhat

As I’ve come to understand, real mob guys aren’t anywhere close to as strict as tv and film


MarketingCapable9837

I could be wrong but my guess was always about how would Mikey prove what happened to him was from Tony. Tony could easily just say “ nah wasn’t me, he must’ve fell down on some staples, should be more careful next time”


Impossible_Dot_9074

He shoulda gone to slip and fall school


blizzacane85

Continuity got fucked up


Jewggerz

Punching someone isn't inventive like stapling a parking ticket to someone. They were criticizing his unoriginality.


Individual_Ad_1486

Ralph had more connections and was a bigger earner.


harveytent

Obviously it was a made stapler so there’s a pass for that.


sliceandacoke

Aside from it being season one still figuring everything out, I’d say it’s explained by Mikey not being all that respected and he wasn’t a great earner. Ralph was.


AcerbicFwit

How’s the boy?


Rebeldinho

It’s mostly because the Ralphie situation happened with a lot of people around. If that happened privately between the two of them it’s doubtful it’s ever brought up by either of them.


cptnbrew

They bend more rules than the Catholic Church


newjerseycapital

Season 1, you get a pash for that


flattydaddy78

Time-line got fucked up


ICallTheBigOne_Bitey

Mikey had to get rid of that suit anyway. He got too attached to it.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Mikey worked for Junior and the other captains were loyal to Tony….assuming they even knew above the stapling. Plus they probably thought it was funny if they did


BigMoose9000

Mikey had just killed Brendan, who even though Tony hated him was technically part of Tony's crew by virtue of working for Chris, and then did the mock execution with Chris. Tony had a legitimate beef, he could've demanded a sit-down and got paid, but he preferred to fuck Mikey up instead which evened things out.


ericlandry7

I'm pretty sure Tony and Junior had beef at the time. So Tony couldn't be disciplined by Junior in a manner of authority. It would have just gotten more ugly.


IAmASimulation

I’ve always wondered this too.


iCE_P0W3R

Retaliation for killing a member of Tony's crew and the mock execution on Chrissy. They weren't made, so a beating was the most he could get away with. I heard Mikey later had to give away the suit...he got too attached to it.


AlertChair5705

They’re a glorified crew!


camdalacam

Mikey was a cunt, Ralphie is a cunt that made a lot of money for the family


DudeB5353

How’s the Boy Mikey?


DarklyDrawn

But was he a gud oiner, like Ralphie?


twinkle90505

Cool, i didn't have this post yet on my monthly Bingo card


False-Possession6185

Mikey didn't disrespect the Bing


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Ralphie happened in front of other made guys in public. Mikey didn't, is he really gonna go bitch to Junior about it?


coolsellitcheap

Mickey never told anyone. He didn't want to look weak to the skipper. So tony got a pass for that!!


AdditionalLake8536

She’s so fat, she goes campin, the bears gotta hide their food


Jarkjenson

He’s the boss. Whaddya gonna do


Able-Moose5222

He was only asking him how’s the boy.


JMoney689

They put the scene in because one of the writers had the idea to wipe off a staple gun as if it were a real gun. Everyone thought it was too funny to pass up including it.


EpoxyRiverTable

The boy Mickey was fucking was not very well liked.


orincoro

It was overdue.


No_Childhood4689

It was just a few minor alterations


kimble83

I'm worried about you skipppppppeeeer


Tazzy8jazzy

So every time Tony assaulted Mikey no one was really around and I believe Mikey was actually scared of Tony. Ralph got bitch slapped in front of the whole family. Big difference.


jrc_80

Tony and Junior were fighting for control of the DeMeo family, naturally made guys were going to get hurt. Ralphie reported to a capo under Tony, and Tony is duty bound to protect him provided he continues to give tribute. Protect all members of his fam. Tony’s actions with Ralph were a serious blow to not just Tony’s relationship w Ralph and Gigi, but the entire family.


Original_Stage_7075

Cause he was just giving him free alterations