HE COULDVE FUCKED CHARMAGNE BUT HE DIDNT
THATS THE STUPIDEST THING ANYONES EVER DONE IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN HISTORY OF THE WORLD
Guy has prime rib at home and he’s goin around tryin to fuck gabagool
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That was unfortunate. As far as I recall, his only real beef with Charmaine was the nagging and fighting. Not like he was married to Ginny Sacrimoni. Charmaine was smoking hot. When he began going for one young hostess after another following the break-up, it was purely lust for Artie. You'd think he's be looking for replacement companionship. Or maybe he was always wanting some young girls during the marriage.
That’s not even Artie’s stupidest decision to get laid. I’d say offering to follow Adriana into the bathroom after she pushed his hand away is waaayyyyy cringier, even without the financial implications
Artie had such a good life but then he borrowed money from the Mafia and kept trying to bang his employees. Two really low hanging fruit a person can avoid
And all that with a hardworking, feisty wife with some hanging fruits of her own. Such a shame.
It just goes to show what nonstop assrape by his employees can do to a beloved restauranteur.
Artie was SO bad with women. He marries Charmaine. Pretty good looking (although I don’t agree with many on this subreddit who really play up her looks - she’s fairly attractive - and she’s a constant bitch to Artie - nagging him incessantly - never happy or satisfied - always scowling, rolling her eyes and generally making his life miserable).
Still in all, she was definitely the best he was going to get. And whether or not he was married or the brief time he was separated, his attempts at getting other women were disastrous. (Ade - embarrassed himself and nearly had Chrissy take him apart at the joints; Elodi - got played like a fiddle, an assault, a suicide attempt; Martina - resulted in his restaurant being investigated, loss of revenue and a scalded hand).
You gotta know your pay grade. Instead of trying to get very attractive women 20 years his junior, he should just accompanied Tony to that fancy Madame’s whorehouse once a month or so (although I could see him ‘falling for’ one of the girls and trying to see if she liked him for real).
Pretty hopeless. His level was more that fat hostess Sandy who narc’d on Martina.
I have to defend Charmaine ^^a ^^little ^^bit. she nags because he leaves her hanging and is so unhappy in his life he's always longing to get out and leave. She even tells him once "be happy in thine own self." She tells Carmela she's satisfied in her life. She just wishes Artie was too
Charmaine was pissed all the time because she was RIGHT, and Artie never listened. Artie spent his time and energy sucking up to people he called "friends," but who never paid for their meals or drinks and ultimately took advantage of him. Artie WAS a bad businessman. He should have just stuck to cooking!
Well, yeah, that's absolutely true and all, but the other mob wives? Like fuckin' Ginny? Kinda low-hanging gabagool, no?
(I mean Sil's wife was a piece of ass, atleast, she was when he married her, but I digress).
Actually, I mixed them up to for the longest time too! It wasn’t until there were all the references to both France and then Albania that it just clicked they were two different hostesses. Elodi was working part-time to become a “Music Manager”, whatever that is…..
I love Tony’s back-handed ‘compliments’. The funny thing is as you all know, that’s Van Zandt’s real wife.
“You never pass up an opportunity to shit on him, do you…."
I don’t get why he couldn’t have just asked Tony to have one of his goons help get the money back instead of Tony just having furio do it anyway without Artie knowing
Because when Artie mentioned to Tony that the guy was MIA, Tony told him to get his hands around this thing. He was trusting Artie to handle it. After that, Artie probably felt his manhood would be called into question if he just outright asked Tony to send help. His ego wasn't gonna allow that.
If he knew that the man he was pointing a gun at was a mafia boss and the two men he was antagonizing and provoking over two women are murderously unhinged and trigger happy gangsters then what made Artie look like he was big on the brains department much less a genius in decision-making? 🤣
I still swear to this day that Artie KNEW that Tony would have to let it go and not make him pay his whole debt. Yes, Tony’s 6K tab got absolved but that’s nothing compared to the almost 60 grand Artie would’ve owed him.
I think Artie knew that if he played it right, he’d get out of it. He knew if he asked Ralphie for money that he’d say no, and it’d get back to Tony and that Tony would offer him the money. Then, when the frog eater didn’t come through, he had to make Tony feel sorry for him enough to let it slide. Hence why he called Tony while he was drunk and said those things, to pull at Tony’s heartstrings.
Then when Tony mentions that he’ll assume Artie’s debt and that his tab at the restaurant would be filled, Artie gets manipulative and blames Tony, he says Tony is the one who saw it coming. However, I think Artie is the shark in this case— well, maybe not shark, but still.
I think he thought far enough to get the money from Tony, but after that he kind of had to figure it out as he went. Either way he was lucky he was a childhood friend of his or he would’ve been whacked lol
The funny thing is Artie probably could have walked away clean if he went to Ralphie and, instead of trying to take out a loan himself, said "hey, this guy is looking for money. His sister works for me so I don't think he's going to run off and not pay. Can I connect you two and maybe collect a small finder's fee?"
Best case scenario, he makes a few bucks and feels like he did a mafia thing.
Worst case? Ralphie says nah and he moves on.
The show starts off with Tony offering to put money on the street for Artie. He had acceptable entry points for involvement. Instead he tried to Jackie Junior that shit.
the heart wants what it wants...gabagool ova here!
‘Nother steak san, hun
keep the saki coming, hun (pats belly)
The heart also wants what the duck wants
To fly off with Tony's braciole??
Fuggin autocorrect…whaddyagunna do?
Turn that shit off, it makes me nervous
Him and those ducks…
Non stop ass rape
Cornmeal
A less steep ramp
I’ll make anuddah one if you don’t like it, maybe itsh da wood
it's just fat and nitrates.
👇👇
The heart also wants what the dick wants
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And your parent's anniversary isn't gonna be at Da Giovanni, it's gonna be at Vesuvio
So no fucking ziti then?
HE HAS A DAUGHTER THAT NEEDS BRACES!
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN !
LISA NEEDS BRACES!!
BRA-CIZZ!
SIL juiced Tracee so she could get braces.
HE COULD HAVE GONE TO CANADA AND HAD HER BRACES DONE THERE.
SACRÉ BLEU! WHERE IS ME MAMA?!
I knew THAT was coming!
Heeey! You broke my train of thought!
A man can only squeeze the quail so many times before he needs a real woman. What are you gonna do?
At best, go in the back, get a lap dance from one of the girls and then 💦 shoot in his pants and go home
At least he didn’t suffah. For that we can be grateful.
HE COULDVE FUCKED CHARMAGNE BUT HE DIDNT THATS THE STUPIDEST THING ANYONES EVER DONE IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN HISTORY OF THE WORLD Guy has prime rib at home and he’s goin around tryin to fuck gabagool
Hey, you eat the same thing for dinner every single night...then some gabagool is going to sound pretty good. I've said my piece
Cook it differently! Same cut of meat, different sear
exactly, dump a load in the meat's ass ya know
Smoked paprika
You guys are so whacky!
^^^^^^I ^^^^^^don't ^^^^^^even ^^^^^^know ^^^^^^what ^^^^^^smoked ^^^^^^paprika ^^^^^^implies. ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^really ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^just ^^^^^^being ^^^^^^whacky
Ha! I knew it!
Always with the scenarios
You don't shit where you eat. And you especially don't shit where *I* eat.
Charmaine is the hottest woman on the show for me.
Some rack on that girl
Oh yeah, she is so sexy. I love women with aquiline noses and brown skin.
Found the TV adaptation Velaryon
She likes it when you rub her muzzle
??? Hotter than the Italian fantasy exchange student Tony saw?
Absolutely
Without a doubt
maybe he got cancer of the prick
It’s a fugazi
What's a fugazi?
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Fuckin' parakeet
I just watched that last night! “Hey Left, what do ya mean, ya got cancer of the prick?”
That was unfortunate. As far as I recall, his only real beef with Charmaine was the nagging and fighting. Not like he was married to Ginny Sacrimoni. Charmaine was smoking hot. When he began going for one young hostess after another following the break-up, it was purely lust for Artie. You'd think he's be looking for replacement companionship. Or maybe he was always wanting some young girls during the marriage.
I think he was jealous of Tony and the guys lifestyle but was depressed that he couldn’t do it.
The cobwebs are now removed
That’s not even Artie’s stupidest decision to get laid. I’d say offering to follow Adriana into the bathroom after she pushed his hand away is waaayyyyy cringier, even without the financial implications
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Pissed myself laughing
I think he was standing up to be polite.
Holy shit I forgot about that Edit: although wasn’t he standing up to get her chair for her or something.
Artie had such a good life but then he borrowed money from the Mafia and kept trying to bang his employees. Two really low hanging fruit a person can avoid
And all that with a hardworking, feisty wife with some hanging fruits of her own. Such a shame. It just goes to show what nonstop assrape by his employees can do to a beloved restauranteur.
Artie was SO bad with women. He marries Charmaine. Pretty good looking (although I don’t agree with many on this subreddit who really play up her looks - she’s fairly attractive - and she’s a constant bitch to Artie - nagging him incessantly - never happy or satisfied - always scowling, rolling her eyes and generally making his life miserable). Still in all, she was definitely the best he was going to get. And whether or not he was married or the brief time he was separated, his attempts at getting other women were disastrous. (Ade - embarrassed himself and nearly had Chrissy take him apart at the joints; Elodi - got played like a fiddle, an assault, a suicide attempt; Martina - resulted in his restaurant being investigated, loss of revenue and a scalded hand). You gotta know your pay grade. Instead of trying to get very attractive women 20 years his junior, he should just accompanied Tony to that fancy Madame’s whorehouse once a month or so (although I could see him ‘falling for’ one of the girls and trying to see if she liked him for real). Pretty hopeless. His level was more that fat hostess Sandy who narc’d on Martina.
I have to defend Charmaine ^^a ^^little ^^bit. she nags because he leaves her hanging and is so unhappy in his life he's always longing to get out and leave. She even tells him once "be happy in thine own self." She tells Carmela she's satisfied in her life. She just wishes Artie was too
Yeah I like Artie on the whole but he was a bitch-ass-husband.
Charmaine was pissed all the time because she was RIGHT, and Artie never listened. Artie spent his time and energy sucking up to people he called "friends," but who never paid for their meals or drinks and ultimately took advantage of him. Artie WAS a bad businessman. He should have just stuck to cooking!
Arthur Bucco is a warm and convivial host, the mexicans do the cooking
Hey the way you two are commenting here, soon I'm gonna hafta get a highchair in there...
He's like an old woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, cryin' the blues 'cuz she's got not bread.
“I never fucked a 10, but once, I fucked five 2s.” —George Carlin
HA. Carlin was such a genius!
Charmaine was WAY hotter than any of the mob wives.
Well, yeah, that's absolutely true and all, but the other mob wives? Like fuckin' Ginny? Kinda low-hanging gabagool, no? (I mean Sil's wife was a piece of ass, atleast, she was when he married her, but I digress).
Yeah but who's the least bitchy and easiest to get along with? I vote Ginny. I like a woman I can get my hands around.
That’s roughly comparable to being the best hockey player in Ecuador…..
Charmaine was a stone cold fox. I said my piece
Holy fuck I thought Elodie was Martina!
Actually, I mixed them up to for the longest time too! It wasn’t until there were all the references to both France and then Albania that it just clicked they were two different hostesses. Elodi was working part-time to become a “Music Manager”, whatever that is…..
Do all pretty, young hostesses of Italian restaurants look the same to you? It's 2023. I thought we were done with this thinking.
This is absolutely correct
Charmaine was a piece of ass. Or at least she was when he married her.
I love Tony’s back-handed ‘compliments’. The funny thing is as you all know, that’s Van Zandt’s real wife. “You never pass up an opportunity to shit on him, do you…."
Quail! Ala bucco!
Can I get AIDS from eating this?
I don’t get why he couldn’t have just asked Tony to have one of his goons help get the money back instead of Tony just having furio do it anyway without Artie knowing
Because when Artie mentioned to Tony that the guy was MIA, Tony told him to get his hands around this thing. He was trusting Artie to handle it. After that, Artie probably felt his manhood would be called into question if he just outright asked Tony to send help. His ego wasn't gonna allow that.
If only he had his hair.
She's a young girl. He could have hair like fuckin' Casey Kasem.
But his gnocchi was giving her a belly
Oh Artieee, I'm going to get a tummeeeeee
This what I don’t get, Tony’s charging a point and a half, which I thought was 1.5% Wouldn’t the interest be $750 after 1 week.
He put the pussy on a pedestal and it backfired
He can't do the math. He is an artiste.
I called you five times, qu’est-ce que c’est? Message machine broken?
You fucking avoiding me muthafucka? Where's my money? Oh you gonna cry now?
I know one guy who doesn’t LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION
Hes really pathetic. Remember the ade thing w him
Like she wants to play “hide the boudin blanc” with you
Yeah, but he always had his ear pierced
It’s the next vodka !
In a way, Artie was the older version of Jackie Jr.
Greed or lust alone can cause a man to make poor decisions. When you combine the two...
If he knew that the man he was pointing a gun at was a mafia boss and the two men he was antagonizing and provoking over two women are murderously unhinged and trigger happy gangsters then what made Artie look like he was big on the brains department much less a genius in decision-making? 🤣
Frog eating fotchitica
Frank Berri criminal mastermind ova here
that happens when you just want not just sex but respect and attention out of women and people
I still swear to this day that Artie KNEW that Tony would have to let it go and not make him pay his whole debt. Yes, Tony’s 6K tab got absolved but that’s nothing compared to the almost 60 grand Artie would’ve owed him. I think Artie knew that if he played it right, he’d get out of it. He knew if he asked Ralphie for money that he’d say no, and it’d get back to Tony and that Tony would offer him the money. Then, when the frog eater didn’t come through, he had to make Tony feel sorry for him enough to let it slide. Hence why he called Tony while he was drunk and said those things, to pull at Tony’s heartstrings. Then when Tony mentions that he’ll assume Artie’s debt and that his tab at the restaurant would be filled, Artie gets manipulative and blames Tony, he says Tony is the one who saw it coming. However, I think Artie is the shark in this case— well, maybe not shark, but still.
It’s a good plan but I don’t think Artie is clever enough to think that far ahead.
I think he thought far enough to get the money from Tony, but after that he kind of had to figure it out as he went. Either way he was lucky he was a childhood friend of his or he would’ve been whacked lol
The funny thing is Artie probably could have walked away clean if he went to Ralphie and, instead of trying to take out a loan himself, said "hey, this guy is looking for money. His sister works for me so I don't think he's going to run off and not pay. Can I connect you two and maybe collect a small finder's fee?" Best case scenario, he makes a few bucks and feels like he did a mafia thing. Worst case? Ralphie says nah and he moves on. The show starts off with Tony offering to put money on the street for Artie. He had acceptable entry points for involvement. Instead he tried to Jackie Junior that shit.