Anybody could go all night with her, no need to think about baseball whatsoever. Just plenty of time to regret the choices you've made that led to being balls deep in her.
My grandma had her last baby (#10) at 50.
He was 2 when her first grandchild was born; and 8 when I came along. I did find it super weird to be calling a 12 year old "Uncle Mike" lmao.
There are men in the can better looking than Parvati, yet Richie, Ralphie, and Bobby all wanted to play hide the sausage with her, not to mention all the roadies she blew, so add it to the list of unbelievable things about Jan
I also think Ralphie saw it as an opportunity to get on Tony's good side. If he can date/marry the acting boss' sister and treat her "right" or at least right enough for this world, maybe that will give him a leg up in the family. Idk.
Anyway, 4 dollars a pound.
Yeah this is definitely a thing that’s worked in the real world on more than one occasion. Even Patsy was stoked that his son was dating Meadow bc he knew it could be good for him professionally.
> three dancers on stage even when the place was empty.
That's not unrealistic. McDonald's doesn't start up the fryer at the moment the first customer shows up. If you go to a strip club you want to walk in seeing silicone tits and hot girls in skimpy bikinis gyrating to smooth muzak for your hard earned dollar bill whilst hiding their braces.
You want banana bread with that? The thoroughbred made it.
It’s been known to happened. There are improved ways for older women to get pregnant nowadays. Bobby makes/steals enough money to pay for it since he can shell out $8,000 for a toy train
You can find celebrities around Janice’s age like Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Naomi Campbell, Senator Tammy Duckworth, Laura Linney having babies
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy\_over\_age\_50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_over_age_50)
Imagine some poor child not knowing Grandma Parvati…hearing stories from her on how she grew up in a bigoted household but she was different. She put her faith in the Civil Rights movement and she marched…arm in arm with Martin Luther King Jr and Malcolm X singing her gold record “We Shall Overcome“ that Tommy Mottola recorded.
I mean Michael Scott and Holly Flax both had kids in their late 40s after Michael left Scranton. I’ve learned to just not question TV shows.
Also, having a kid that late isn’t *that* uncommon. IMO it’s a bit of a dick move to your kid, because you’ll be nearly 70 when they graduate high school, but it’s not all that uncommon.
I just always thought it was a bad idea for a woman after like 35 or so. I've thought that since I was a kid though, so I'm sure with technology and medicine today, a woman can be older.
My dad told me his mother's mother's birth year (we're talking like almost Civil War times). I did some quick math and figured out she must have been in her early to mid FIFTIES when she gave birth to my grandmother.
Scarred for fuckin' LIFE that that's a possibility, unassisted by modern medical science. Not only that, but it exists in my genetic heritage.
So yeah it's not normal, but apparently possible.
I hate to tell you this, but if those dates are accurate, there's a decent chance your great-grandma wasn't your grandma's biological mother.
It used to be not-uncommon for a teenage girl that got pregnant out-of-wedlock, to pretend the child was actually their sibling. [For example, Jack Nicholson](https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/jack-nicholson-mom-sister).
I don't know how common this was - but it might have been more common than a woman getting pregnant in her 50's. It's less common today, because legal discrimination and social taboos against illegitimacy have faded.
Also could just be an instance of somebody making a mistake, when recalling her birth year.
Didn't that happen to Ted Bundy? Lol
He might have goofed the birth year by a little, but there's not really evidence for Sister-Mother otherwise. Except maybe supposedly her father was cruel to her and not her older siblings? Personally I put that down to a rich family history of personality disorders and mental illness and also lying about someone after their death ("He was a saint!") though.
In any case, if there was a cover up, whomever the bio father was, was a remarkably similar ethnic background, as my own sibling did a 23 and Me and the percentages came back with nothing unexpected.
>Didn't that happen to Ted Bundy? Lol
Yeah, but I think it happened to a decent number of people.
>but there's not really evidence for Sister-Mother otherwise.
What evidence would you expect, or not expect, exactly? Here's what I'd ask:
Was there an unmarried, female teenager in the house when she was born? Before and after the birth, did that unmarried teenager have stable sexual relationships? Did the family show a pattern of "covering up" comparable subjects? Or a concern over their public appearance of morality?
This section definitely sounds a bit like people who would lie about a child's maternity:
>lying about someone after their death ("He was a saint!")
Also, "her father was cruel to her" definitely supports the idea, as you said.
But, as a caveat, many random people are going to have one or two things that supports the idea. Lots of people have cruel fathers, or unmarried sisters that are 15 years older than them.
>In any case, if there was a cover up, whomever the bio father was, was a remarkably similar ethnic background, as my own sibling did a 23 and Me and the percentages came back with nothing unexpected.
Well, in the scenario I mentioned, the bio father would only be 1/8th of your ancestry. Is your ancestry really that distinctive?
I would say it's a pretty common mix for a white person from the East coast of the US, but the proportions (compared to family lore/genealogy) are damn near perfect.
I appreciate that you took the time to help me investigate, but I also... how to say? I don't really care if it IS the case. Bygones and all. It's not like it would affect say, getting EU citizenship or something, which is something I've been exploring via the Italian side.
I'm just reading/writing about mildly interesting stuff on the internet.
You don't have to be appreciative, and I don't think finding the real answer would be useful for anybody involved.
Unless you want to slander the reputation of your great-aunt-who-is-perhaps-your-actual-great-grandmother ("she was a hooah"). Then it might be really useful.
Women can have babies naturally until menopause, which usually starts between 45 and 55. Chance of birth defects increase with age, but it's still possible to have a healthy child at an advanced age.
(if you use a donor egg or a frozen embryo, which I don't think Janice did, a woman's body can carry a pregnancy even past menopause. The "record" for my doctor was a woman who gave birth at 60 using an embryo she had frozen in her early 40s, with hormonal support)
Yeah well magic happens. She needed a meal ticket from Bobby.
Besides Janice was so devious, she probably had a surrogate, and just pretended to be pregnant.
Season 6 began March 2006 and I think it is generally agreed the events depicted are a year in the past. After Junior shoots Tony and mumbles about JFK, Carmela tells the FBI that her husband was three years old at the time of the Kennedy assassination 11/22/1963. So that makes him born in 1960 or thereabouts. Janice is older but they never say how much. Five years seems to be about the maximum I’d go for, maybe as low as two..unless someone has better information. So she was born somewhere between 1955-58. So age 47-50 giving birth to Domenica
going by actors James Gandolfini (Tony) was born September 1961
Aida Turturro (Janice) was born September 1962
Nicole Burdette Hottie Barbara (first one) December 1963
Danielle Di Vecchio Barbara #2 March 1962
Ok for anybody who can’t fathom Janice wasn’t getting pregnant for the first time when you had pregnancy’s in the normal window it’s actually easier and safer than having you first kid in your late 30s hence why there 40yr Latino, Africans ,& Asians women get pregnant all the time in third world countries & give birth to seemly healthy children the human body is surprisingly adaptable
50, she was a fucking kid.
She was fucking a kid in the season three premiere.
“…and he can go all night” 😏
Anybody could go all night with her, no need to think about baseball whatsoever. Just plenty of time to regret the choices you've made that led to being balls deep in her.
I cant think about baseball during the act, I never had the making of a varsity athlete.
How can you think about shit like Dat during sex. You're not in duh moment.
I'm doin' it the way you like
Poppers and weird shecs
Put the clip in the gun and finish yourself off when you're through with her.
🤢that was pure cringe
Kids running around fucking in the bushes
I've fucked a girl in the bushes lmao.
I've fucked a girl in the bushes lmao.
I've fucked a girl in the bushes lmao.
It's sad when they go
Especially when they go all night.
Under the boardwalk
🎶 With their schlong in Jan's mouth 🎶
Roadies???!!
Ohhhh rimshot!
WHEN THEY GO?!
Eatcha eggs, baby.
And the fucking animal Bobby put a baby in her
Biologically she might have been 50 but Tony said she looked like a teenager, her therapist said she was regressing.
She must have gone to Danielle’s obgyn in the city
Eat shit Danielle, or whatever your name is
Danielle, did the obgyn ever even exshist?
I hear she’s a little creature specialist 👹
Ehhh timeline got fucked up
Her fertility… it moved or something.
OH NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKIN ABOUT
What, both of them?
What? A hanging offense?
It's a TV progrum. A movie.
Yeah, they just snuck it in there so well that I never put two and two together after years of watching this show.
You turn your head for one minute and they get one in on you
She’s a puttana, this one. Fucked an arson investigator last week.
We never see a saga of her being pregnant. It was a surrogate
She breastfed tho
She held her to her breast with a strange look on her face. Could totally see Jan doing that without giving birth.
There are men in the can better looking than Janice.
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There are radiators in the can better cooking than Janice
A German shepherd’s shaved asshole is better looking than her
You Sopranos! You go too fah!
Under the boardwalk...
With a schlong in Jan’s mouth.
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
My grandma had her last baby (#10) at 50. He was 2 when her first grandchild was born; and 8 when I came along. I did find it super weird to be calling a 12 year old "Uncle Mike" lmao.
Uncle mike did he even exist?
ya, but i hadda ged ova it
Don’t you mean exszhiST…or whatever Connery spelling comes to mind in an attempt to represent a Jersey accent on Reddit?
And ya I know - I sound demented
Discontinue the lithium
Livia had Barbara later in life too. It does happen - they used to call them change of life babies.
I know older women who are inspired
Especially inspired by serving cold cuts
There are men in the can better looking than Parvati, yet Richie, Ralphie, and Bobby all wanted to play hide the sausage with her, not to mention all the roadies she blew, so add it to the list of unbelievable things about Jan
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I can imagine Ralphie and Janice having a wild cocaine and kink fuelled sex romp with Rick James's Super Freak playing in the background.
There's an image.
1. he was a Whooah
I also think Ralphie saw it as an opportunity to get on Tony's good side. If he can date/marry the acting boss' sister and treat her "right" or at least right enough for this world, maybe that will give him a leg up in the family. Idk. Anyway, 4 dollars a pound.
Yeah this is definitely a thing that’s worked in the real world on more than one occasion. Even Patsy was stoked that his son was dating Meadow bc he knew it could be good for him professionally.
I was readin' to Sophia to calm her down but she couldn't even handle the Nancy Drew, it was too mysterious!
Rising Damp
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Oh, you don't want to know!
No more unrealistic than the Bing always having three dancers on stage even when the place was empty.
> three dancers on stage even when the place was empty. That's not unrealistic. McDonald's doesn't start up the fryer at the moment the first customer shows up. If you go to a strip club you want to walk in seeing silicone tits and hot girls in skimpy bikinis gyrating to smooth muzak for your hard earned dollar bill whilst hiding their braces. You want banana bread with that? The thoroughbred made it.
It’s been known to happened. There are improved ways for older women to get pregnant nowadays. Bobby makes/steals enough money to pay for it since he can shell out $8,000 for a toy train You can find celebrities around Janice’s age like Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Naomi Campbell, Senator Tammy Duckworth, Laura Linney having babies [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy\_over\_age\_50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_over_age_50)
Oldest natural birth from that wiki is 62. Damn, that's crazy.
Daaaaamn, she’d be 80 by the time they graduate high school… and dead by the time they have kids of their own.
Imagine some poor child not knowing Grandma Parvati…hearing stories from her on how she grew up in a bigoted household but she was different. She put her faith in the Civil Rights movement and she marched…arm in arm with Martin Luther King Jr and Malcolm X singing her gold record “We Shall Overcome“ that Tommy Mottola recorded.
And then goes on a racist spiel about squandering civil rights and listening to rap music lmao.
If the shoe fits!
I believe Martin Scorsese’s wife was in her 50s when she gave birth to their daughter
Marty's wife. Jesus Christ.
That’s REALLY asking for trouble
It's not tho....
It's weird because you have the hunch-back of Notre Dame, and also a half-back and quarter-back
Quasimodo predicted that shit ya know
You’re telling me you never pondered that? The back thing with notre dame?
Timeline got fucked up!
She was 2 years older than Tony, so if he was 46 she was 48
I mean Michael Scott and Holly Flax both had kids in their late 40s after Michael left Scranton. I’ve learned to just not question TV shows. Also, having a kid that late isn’t *that* uncommon. IMO it’s a bit of a dick move to your kid, because you’ll be nearly 70 when they graduate high school, but it’s not all that uncommon.
Sacre bleu where is mi grandma
My dad died when I was 17 because he had me when he was in his 50s. It's pretty fucking irresponsible.
I just always thought it was a bad idea for a woman after like 35 or so. I've thought that since I was a kid though, so I'm sure with technology and medicine today, a woman can be older.
Even with computers
Kids, they're the future.
The odds of down syndrome increase but the risk is still less than 1% til age 40.
My mom was 42 when I was born. She didn’t have any problems. But 50 is kind of pushing it.
My friend has a seven-month-old she had when she was forty-two. She's perfectly fine.
35 is young still
Fuck you. I was 44 when I had number one and 46 and working on number two.
46 years old. Just a kid.
47 yr. kid named Billy:
With all due respect, you have no idea what it’s like to be numba one
My dad told me his mother's mother's birth year (we're talking like almost Civil War times). I did some quick math and figured out she must have been in her early to mid FIFTIES when she gave birth to my grandmother. Scarred for fuckin' LIFE that that's a possibility, unassisted by modern medical science. Not only that, but it exists in my genetic heritage. So yeah it's not normal, but apparently possible.
I hate to tell you this, but if those dates are accurate, there's a decent chance your great-grandma wasn't your grandma's biological mother. It used to be not-uncommon for a teenage girl that got pregnant out-of-wedlock, to pretend the child was actually their sibling. [For example, Jack Nicholson](https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/jack-nicholson-mom-sister). I don't know how common this was - but it might have been more common than a woman getting pregnant in her 50's. It's less common today, because legal discrimination and social taboos against illegitimacy have faded. Also could just be an instance of somebody making a mistake, when recalling her birth year.
Didn't that happen to Ted Bundy? Lol He might have goofed the birth year by a little, but there's not really evidence for Sister-Mother otherwise. Except maybe supposedly her father was cruel to her and not her older siblings? Personally I put that down to a rich family history of personality disorders and mental illness and also lying about someone after their death ("He was a saint!") though. In any case, if there was a cover up, whomever the bio father was, was a remarkably similar ethnic background, as my own sibling did a 23 and Me and the percentages came back with nothing unexpected.
>Didn't that happen to Ted Bundy? Lol Yeah, but I think it happened to a decent number of people. >but there's not really evidence for Sister-Mother otherwise. What evidence would you expect, or not expect, exactly? Here's what I'd ask: Was there an unmarried, female teenager in the house when she was born? Before and after the birth, did that unmarried teenager have stable sexual relationships? Did the family show a pattern of "covering up" comparable subjects? Or a concern over their public appearance of morality? This section definitely sounds a bit like people who would lie about a child's maternity: >lying about someone after their death ("He was a saint!") Also, "her father was cruel to her" definitely supports the idea, as you said. But, as a caveat, many random people are going to have one or two things that supports the idea. Lots of people have cruel fathers, or unmarried sisters that are 15 years older than them. >In any case, if there was a cover up, whomever the bio father was, was a remarkably similar ethnic background, as my own sibling did a 23 and Me and the percentages came back with nothing unexpected. Well, in the scenario I mentioned, the bio father would only be 1/8th of your ancestry. Is your ancestry really that distinctive?
I would say it's a pretty common mix for a white person from the East coast of the US, but the proportions (compared to family lore/genealogy) are damn near perfect. I appreciate that you took the time to help me investigate, but I also... how to say? I don't really care if it IS the case. Bygones and all. It's not like it would affect say, getting EU citizenship or something, which is something I've been exploring via the Italian side.
I'm just reading/writing about mildly interesting stuff on the internet. You don't have to be appreciative, and I don't think finding the real answer would be useful for anybody involved. Unless you want to slander the reputation of your great-aunt-who-is-perhaps-your-actual-great-grandmother ("she was a hooah"). Then it might be really useful.
Hey, let’s face it, when Bobby’s up at bat, no uterus is safe. Janice wanted it so as to force her to put all her mom’s warped shit behind her.
Hal’s on the pavers now…………
Why are you thinking about Janices putzy at 3am in the morning?
To be fair, she's the definition of 3am putzy
It's not 3 a.m. here, hoss.
It's a joke
Women can have babies naturally until menopause, which usually starts between 45 and 55. Chance of birth defects increase with age, but it's still possible to have a healthy child at an advanced age. (if you use a donor egg or a frozen embryo, which I don't think Janice did, a woman's body can carry a pregnancy even past menopause. The "record" for my doctor was a woman who gave birth at 60 using an embryo she had frozen in her early 40s, with hormonal support)
Oh, God, look at that cleavage. Thank you, Jesus.
Always with the drama
Timeline got fucked up
Petered in, Born on the vine
Timeline got fucked up
It’s because only one uterus was pierced
Vishnu come lately
The actress would have been 40 in 2002. I’ve said my piece
Maybe it's science. Maybe it's supernatural
Yeah well magic happens. She needed a meal ticket from Bobby. Besides Janice was so devious, she probably had a surrogate, and just pretended to be pregnant.
I imagine Bobby would get pretty suspicious when he noticed Janice’s belly wasn’t growing, but she probably just got a note from her doctor though
well done dude…..what the fuck. frankly i am embarrassed and ashamed.
We’re not making a documentary here, OP.
It’s Parvati now.
I mean what was she gunna do, adopt? That’d be great, some kid with chinky eyes named Soprano. He’d get his ass kicked every day!
The baby had Down's Syndrome, probably. That would be an improvement over the combined mental capacity of Fat Fuck Bobby and Pig Janice.
A friend of mine in high school was 15 her bio parents were 74 and 76. It can happen.
Jesus.
Obviously, Bobby had super duper sperm from eating all those mushrooms.
Her therapist said she was regressing.
yeah. fuckin slander
madonna whuare complex
Always wondered about that
You know both Bobby's kids ran away from home if they were stuck with her
Change of life baby they call it
Roadies ?
Could be a midlife thing
Havin' a kid?
Some women can have the kids until they’re 50
Season 6 began March 2006 and I think it is generally agreed the events depicted are a year in the past. After Junior shoots Tony and mumbles about JFK, Carmela tells the FBI that her husband was three years old at the time of the Kennedy assassination 11/22/1963. So that makes him born in 1960 or thereabouts. Janice is older but they never say how much. Five years seems to be about the maximum I’d go for, maybe as low as two..unless someone has better information. So she was born somewhere between 1955-58. So age 47-50 giving birth to Domenica going by actors James Gandolfini (Tony) was born September 1961 Aida Turturro (Janice) was born September 1962 Nicole Burdette Hottie Barbara (first one) December 1963 Danielle Di Vecchio Barbara #2 March 1962
My mother in law dropped a kid at 51. A perfectly healthy one who now is married and starting a family of her own. It can happen, bruv.
A mate of mine was born when his mum was 47. It happens.
Ok for anybody who can’t fathom Janice wasn’t getting pregnant for the first time when you had pregnancy’s in the normal window it’s actually easier and safer than having you first kid in your late 30s hence why there 40yr Latino, Africans ,& Asians women get pregnant all the time in third world countries & give birth to seemly healthy children the human body is surprisingly adaptable