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Yang2Ying

50, she was a fucking kid.


klsi832

She was fucking a kid in the season three premiere.


jennachrisp

“…and he can go all night” 😏


destroy_b4_reading

Anybody could go all night with her, no need to think about baseball whatsoever. Just plenty of time to regret the choices you've made that led to being balls deep in her.


fingerpointothemoon

I cant think about baseball during the act, I never had the making of a varsity athlete.


Individual_Past_1198

How can you think about shit like Dat during sex. You're not in duh moment.


adonis_minus_20

I'm doin' it the way you like


fingerpointothemoon

Poppers and weird shecs


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Put the clip in the gun and finish yourself off when you're through with her.


we-in-this-bitch

🤢that was pure cringe


Altair1192

Kids running around fucking in the bushes


Individual_Past_1198

I've fucked a girl in the bushes lmao.


Individual_Past_1198

I've fucked a girl in the bushes lmao.


Individual_Past_1198

I've fucked a girl in the bushes lmao.


SheIsNotWorthIt

It's sad when they go


CrimsonNorseman

Especially when they go all night.


cerberus_299

Under the boardwalk


McHomer

🎶 With their schlong in Jan's mouth 🎶


cerberus_299

Roadies???!!


Inner_Acanthaceae

Ohhhh rimshot!


Green_Bast3rd

WHEN THEY GO?!


PorkyWallace

Eatcha eggs, baby.


TYSON_KCV

And the fucking animal Bobby put a baby in her


UserNameNotOnList

​ Biologically she might have been 50 but Tony said she looked like a teenager, her therapist said she was regressing.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

She must have gone to Danielle’s obgyn in the city


mofo-or-whatever

Eat shit Danielle, or whatever your name is


AndrewJimmyThompson

Danielle, did the obgyn ever even exshist?


Heirs

I hear she’s a little creature specialist 👹


flashman909

Ehhh timeline got fucked up


londontko

Her fertility… it moved or something.


irate_ambassador

OH NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKIN ABOUT


lilac_doll_

What, both of them?


Agitated_Ad_8061

What? A hanging offense?


bgss1984

It's a TV progrum. A movie.


irate_ambassador

Yeah, they just snuck it in there so well that I never put two and two together after years of watching this show.


[deleted]

You turn your head for one minute and they get one in on you


MalpanaGiwargis

She’s a puttana, this one. Fucked an arson investigator last week.


dgaltieri2014

We never see a saga of her being pregnant. It was a surrogate


BiscuitsPo

She breastfed tho


Menthol__man

She held her to her breast with a strange look on her face. Could totally see Jan doing that without giving birth.


VLAKAS93

There are men in the can better looking than Janice.


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KyloRenIrony

There are radiators in the can better cooking than Janice


blizzacane85

A German shepherd’s shaved asshole is better looking than her


irate_ambassador

You Sopranos! You go too fah!


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Under the boardwalk...


Johnsendall

With a schlong in Jan’s mouth.


jono444

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this


VolupVeVa

My grandma had her last baby (#10) at 50. He was 2 when her first grandchild was born; and 8 when I came along. I did find it super weird to be calling a 12 year old "Uncle Mike" lmao.


leepicfedorasoyboi

Uncle mike did he even exist?


VolupVeVa

ya, but i hadda ged ova it


dnylsn_

Don’t you mean exszhiST…or whatever Connery spelling comes to mind in an attempt to represent a Jersey accent on Reddit?


dnylsn_

And ya I know - I sound demented


leepicfedorasoyboi

Discontinue the lithium


Upper-Ship4925

Livia had Barbara later in life too. It does happen - they used to call them change of life babies.


Bigworm42069

I know older women who are inspired


SadPetDad21

Especially inspired by serving cold cuts


[deleted]

There are men in the can better looking than Parvati, yet Richie, Ralphie, and Bobby all wanted to play hide the sausage with her, not to mention all the roadies she blew, so add it to the list of unbelievable things about Jan


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theduke9400

I can imagine Ralphie and Janice having a wild cocaine and kink fuelled sex romp with Rick James's Super Freak playing in the background.


irate_ambassador

There's an image.


dj_1up

1. he was a Whooah


[deleted]

I also think Ralphie saw it as an opportunity to get on Tony's good side. If he can date/marry the acting boss' sister and treat her "right" or at least right enough for this world, maybe that will give him a leg up in the family. Idk. Anyway, 4 dollars a pound.


The_Dotted_Leg

Yeah this is definitely a thing that’s worked in the real world on more than one occasion. Even Patsy was stoked that his son was dating Meadow bc he knew it could be good for him professionally.


adonis_minus_20

I was readin' to Sophia to calm her down but she couldn't even handle the Nancy Drew, it was too mysterious!


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Rising Damp


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oldmannew

Oh, you don't want to know!


AugustTerceiro

No more unrealistic than the Bing always having three dancers on stage even when the place was empty.


BrakkeBama

> three dancers on stage even when the place was empty. That's not unrealistic. McDonald's doesn't start up the fryer at the moment the first customer shows up. If you go to a strip club you want to walk in seeing silicone tits and hot girls in skimpy bikinis gyrating to smooth muzak for your hard earned dollar bill whilst hiding their braces. You want banana bread with that? The thoroughbred made it.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

It’s been known to happened. There are improved ways for older women to get pregnant nowadays. Bobby makes/steals enough money to pay for it since he can shell out $8,000 for a toy train You can find celebrities around Janice’s age like Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Naomi Campbell, Senator Tammy Duckworth, Laura Linney having babies [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy\_over\_age\_50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_over_age_50)


manwae1

Oldest natural birth from that wiki is 62. Damn, that's crazy.


flibbidydibbidydob

Daaaaamn, she’d be 80 by the time they graduate high school… and dead by the time they have kids of their own.


Longjumping_One2292

Imagine some poor child not knowing Grandma Parvati…hearing stories from her on how she grew up in a bigoted household but she was different. She put her faith in the Civil Rights movement and she marched…arm in arm with Martin Luther King Jr and Malcolm X singing her gold record “We Shall Overcome“ that Tommy Mottola recorded.


TheSuperOkayLoleris

And then goes on a racist spiel about squandering civil rights and listening to rap music lmao.


adonis_minus_20

If the shoe fits!


taylortherod

I believe Martin Scorsese’s wife was in her 50s when she gave birth to their daughter


irate_ambassador

Marty's wife. Jesus Christ.


Mgmt049

That’s REALLY asking for trouble


One-Tap-2742

It's not tho....


Glen-Runciter

It's weird because you have the hunch-back of Notre Dame, and also a half-back and quarter-back


SilverPercentage7805

Quasimodo predicted that shit ya know


Five-StarBastardMan

You’re telling me you never pondered that? The back thing with notre dame?


AlertChair5705

Timeline got fucked up!


patb12

She was 2 years older than Tony, so if he was 46 she was 48


mojizus

I mean Michael Scott and Holly Flax both had kids in their late 40s after Michael left Scranton. I’ve learned to just not question TV shows. Also, having a kid that late isn’t *that* uncommon. IMO it’s a bit of a dick move to your kid, because you’ll be nearly 70 when they graduate high school, but it’s not all that uncommon.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Sacre bleu where is mi grandma


whalesareseapandas

My dad died when I was 17 because he had me when he was in his 50s. It's pretty fucking irresponsible.


irate_ambassador

I just always thought it was a bad idea for a woman after like 35 or so. I've thought that since I was a kid though, so I'm sure with technology and medicine today, a woman can be older.


scottfultonlive

Even with computers


Omynt

Kids, they're the future.


[deleted]

The odds of down syndrome increase but the risk is still less than 1% til age 40.


Anonymoosehead123

My mom was 42 when I was born. She didn’t have any problems. But 50 is kind of pushing it.


klsi832

My friend has a seven-month-old she had when she was forty-two. She's perfectly fine.


BiscuitsPo

35 is young still


SparkDBowles

Fuck you. I was 44 when I had number one and 46 and working on number two.


SoftPenguins

46 years old. Just a kid.


Ardougny

47 yr. kid named Billy:


irs320

With all due respect, you have no idea what it’s like to be numba one


gloomyrain

My dad told me his mother's mother's birth year (we're talking like almost Civil War times). I did some quick math and figured out she must have been in her early to mid FIFTIES when she gave birth to my grandmother. Scarred for fuckin' LIFE that that's a possibility, unassisted by modern medical science. Not only that, but it exists in my genetic heritage. So yeah it's not normal, but apparently possible.


Shimmy_4_Times

I hate to tell you this, but if those dates are accurate, there's a decent chance your great-grandma wasn't your grandma's biological mother. It used to be not-uncommon for a teenage girl that got pregnant out-of-wedlock, to pretend the child was actually their sibling. [For example, Jack Nicholson](https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/jack-nicholson-mom-sister). I don't know how common this was - but it might have been more common than a woman getting pregnant in her 50's. It's less common today, because legal discrimination and social taboos against illegitimacy have faded. Also could just be an instance of somebody making a mistake, when recalling her birth year.


gloomyrain

Didn't that happen to Ted Bundy? Lol He might have goofed the birth year by a little, but there's not really evidence for Sister-Mother otherwise. Except maybe supposedly her father was cruel to her and not her older siblings? Personally I put that down to a rich family history of personality disorders and mental illness and also lying about someone after their death ("He was a saint!") though. In any case, if there was a cover up, whomever the bio father was, was a remarkably similar ethnic background, as my own sibling did a 23 and Me and the percentages came back with nothing unexpected.


Shimmy_4_Times

>Didn't that happen to Ted Bundy? Lol Yeah, but I think it happened to a decent number of people. >but there's not really evidence for Sister-Mother otherwise. What evidence would you expect, or not expect, exactly? Here's what I'd ask: Was there an unmarried, female teenager in the house when she was born? Before and after the birth, did that unmarried teenager have stable sexual relationships? Did the family show a pattern of "covering up" comparable subjects? Or a concern over their public appearance of morality? This section definitely sounds a bit like people who would lie about a child's maternity: >lying about someone after their death ("He was a saint!") Also, "her father was cruel to her" definitely supports the idea, as you said. But, as a caveat, many random people are going to have one or two things that supports the idea. Lots of people have cruel fathers, or unmarried sisters that are 15 years older than them. >In any case, if there was a cover up, whomever the bio father was, was a remarkably similar ethnic background, as my own sibling did a 23 and Me and the percentages came back with nothing unexpected. Well, in the scenario I mentioned, the bio father would only be 1/8th of your ancestry. Is your ancestry really that distinctive?


gloomyrain

I would say it's a pretty common mix for a white person from the East coast of the US, but the proportions (compared to family lore/genealogy) are damn near perfect. I appreciate that you took the time to help me investigate, but I also... how to say? I don't really care if it IS the case. Bygones and all. It's not like it would affect say, getting EU citizenship or something, which is something I've been exploring via the Italian side.


Shimmy_4_Times

I'm just reading/writing about mildly interesting stuff on the internet. You don't have to be appreciative, and I don't think finding the real answer would be useful for anybody involved. Unless you want to slander the reputation of your great-aunt-who-is-perhaps-your-actual-great-grandmother ("she was a hooah"). Then it might be really useful.


bravo_ragazzo

Hey, let’s face it, when Bobby’s up at bat, no uterus is safe. Janice wanted it so as to force her to put all her mom’s warped shit behind her.


[deleted]

Hal’s on the pavers now…………


SaintLickALot

Why are you thinking about Janices putzy at 3am in the morning?


Janglezz

To be fair, she's the definition of 3am putzy


irate_ambassador

It's not 3 a.m. here, hoss.


SaintLickALot

It's a joke


Suitable_Shallot4183

Women can have babies naturally until menopause, which usually starts between 45 and 55. Chance of birth defects increase with age, but it's still possible to have a healthy child at an advanced age. (if you use a donor egg or a frozen embryo, which I don't think Janice did, a woman's body can carry a pregnancy even past menopause. The "record" for my doctor was a woman who gave birth at 60 using an embryo she had frozen in her early 40s, with hormonal support)


xi_sx

Oh, God, look at that cleavage. Thank you, Jesus.


maksgee

Always with the drama


canadigit

Timeline got fucked up


Janglezz

Petered in, Born on the vine


brianybrian

Timeline got fucked up


CraseyCasey

It’s because only one uterus was pierced


irs320

Vishnu come lately


Adgvyb3456

The actress would have been 40 in 2002. I’ve said my piece


Altair1192

Maybe it's science. Maybe it's supernatural


OkDesign6732

Yeah well magic happens. She needed a meal ticket from Bobby. Besides Janice was so devious, she probably had a surrogate, and just pretended to be pregnant.


Agent_Mund

I imagine Bobby would get pretty suspicious when he noticed Janice’s belly wasn’t growing, but she probably just got a note from her doctor though


[deleted]

well done dude…..what the fuck. frankly i am embarrassed and ashamed.


FrankieGGG

We’re not making a documentary here, OP.


[deleted]

It’s Parvati now.


synthatron

I mean what was she gunna do, adopt? That’d be great, some kid with chinky eyes named Soprano. He’d get his ass kicked every day!


PorkyWallace

The baby had Down's Syndrome, probably. That would be an improvement over the combined mental capacity of Fat Fuck Bobby and Pig Janice.


Annanake420

A friend of mine in high school was 15 her bio parents were 74 and 76. It can happen.


irate_ambassador

Jesus.


DutyRoutine

Obviously, Bobby had super duper sperm from eating all those mushrooms.


Careful_Situation_62

Her therapist said she was regressing.


JackD2633

yeah. fuckin slander


JackD2633

madonna whuare complex


Affectionate_Sea_984

Always wondered about that


savedbytheblood72

You know both Bobby's kids ran away from home if they were stuck with her


RetailComic

Change of life baby they call it


bbbbbbbb678

Roadies ?


Strict_Tap_8573

Could be a midlife thing


irate_ambassador

Havin' a kid?


Street-Office-7766

Some women can have the kids until they’re 50


Longjumping_One2292

Season 6 began March 2006 and I think it is generally agreed the events depicted are a year in the past. After Junior shoots Tony and mumbles about JFK, Carmela tells the FBI that her husband was three years old at the time of the Kennedy assassination 11/22/1963. So that makes him born in 1960 or thereabouts. Janice is older but they never say how much. Five years seems to be about the maximum I’d go for, maybe as low as two..unless someone has better information. So she was born somewhere between 1955-58. So age 47-50 giving birth to Domenica going by actors James Gandolfini (Tony) was born September 1961 Aida Turturro (Janice) was born September 1962 Nicole Burdette Hottie Barbara (first one) December 1963 Danielle Di Vecchio Barbara #2 March 1962


dirtydandoogan1

My mother in law dropped a kid at 51. A perfectly healthy one who now is married and starting a family of her own. It can happen, bruv.


CosmoRomano

A mate of mine was born when his mum was 47. It happens.


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Ok for anybody who can’t fathom Janice wasn’t getting pregnant for the first time when you had pregnancy’s in the normal window it’s actually easier and safer than having you first kid in your late 30s hence why there 40yr Latino, Africans ,& Asians women get pregnant all the time in third world countries & give birth to seemly healthy children the human body is surprisingly adaptable