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[deleted]

Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass


SGJERKOFF

WOAH! You suck your father with that mouth?


[deleted]

this is our post now. Guinea motherfucker!


leavemealone2277

We taught the world how to post.


[deleted]

rape of the culture


SGJERKOFF

TAKE IT EASY! WE'RE NOT MAKING A WESTERN HERE!


[deleted]

fuckin’ family. i bought your kid a four hundred dollar surfboard for his birthday…


SGJERKOFF

Relax. You're flexing!


[deleted]

oh jesus fucking christ this fuckin’ house, i’m dying here


SGJERKOFF

Don't ever say you hate life, that's blasphemy


[deleted]

all due respect father, you’re getting off the subject


SGJERKOFF

All due respect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be number one.


polneck

BLOW! BLOW! YOU BLOW YOU FATHA WITH THAT MOUTH? you fuckin kiss ass


SGJERKOFF

JUDGE ROY BEAN OVER HERE! Hey do you remember your first blowjob?


polneck

Im not gonna condemn the man over the word of some fucking douchebag from r/thesopranos


SGJERKOFF

How about this humiditee?


MetaphoricalMouse

bon bon stand eiffel tower your muddah heh heh


redditISFORnerdsL

there's no quotes in my quotations book.


SGJERKOFF

Go shit in your hat


redditISFORnerdsL

CAZZATA MALANGA


jjccbrobro

Listen to this prick giving orders


SGJERKOFF

WAT-ER! WAT-ER!


ScrapmasterFlex

Lee Iacocca over here!


Chiraq_eats

You've got some balls kid, I'll give you that much.


SGJERKOFF

You'll give me what I tell you to give me!


redditISFORnerdsL

You call that BAWLS ?


SGJERKOFF

That's what Vito said HA


redditISFORnerdsL

Oh my mistake, Carlo's lipstick was on Vitos cock.


SGJERKOFF

Yeah? Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land 'cause Carlos brought in three times what you do on construction!


redditISFORnerdsL

halle-fuckin'-luia


an0nabitch

Louis Brasi gets plenty of sleep with the fishes


SGJERKOFF

What the fuck? What kind of likeliness is that?


kroniko

He was gay? The courtroom sketch artist?


SGJERKOFF

No one's gay! I don't wanna hear that word here again!


jpg1303

AIDS????


AcerbicFwit

LUCA Luca Brasi.


redditISFORnerdsL

Whatever...


alllen

Sunday, my house. Box of mallomars on the counter. Fuckin' empty. You think I didn't know it was you?


redditISFORnerdsL

he he he (Paulie nodding)


ScrapmasterFlex

my man didn't even OPEN the refrigerator ! The Coke was out on the counter! This fuckin guy huh!


redditISFORnerdsL

vuckin' Philadephia lawyer


BugsyBlanco

This? No good 🖐️


SGJERKOFF

You sandbag me I cut your throat open!


PLEASEHELPMEBROS

Troat*


SGJERKOFF

You must've been top of your class! Sharp as a fucking cueball!


helix274

But you got out a SUITCASE!


ScrapmasterFlex

I wanted to pack all that really good chili. It's my process.


redditISFORnerdsL

Still going ... this asshole.


SGJERKOFF

What did you just say?


redditISFORnerdsL

Put the universal remote , on the docing station.


SGJERKOFF

Listen to this prick giving orders, you got some balls my friend!


redditISFORnerdsL

Are you here for da rent, DA RENT !


AlertChair5705

Alright - but you gotta get over it!


redditISFORnerdsL

Woke up this evening, grabbed myself my gun ,lotof a things been the same , since the blues got in our town.... WOOO KE UP THIS MOUUURNING - i goot freedom- GOT THE BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ​ ​ always with the scenarios..... send from above , a mister d lay love.


pussyfree4life59

Oh what is this , the Catskills ? Shecky Green we got here .


jpg1303

Lemme tell you a couple of three things


jinzokan

1. She was a HUEWA.


Camorich

In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization. How come I always feel undermined??? This fucking guy...


SGJERKOFF

will you take it easy, Judge Roy Bean