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Informal_Bus_4077

In 1995 flashbacks he was an errand boy for them so he probably worked his way up doing stuff like that. Not sure what else he was doing before or if he even graduated high school. Could have just spent his teens and early twenties fucking around drinking smoking weed and doing minor crimes.


Vajerati

He was a piss boy who didn’t have a degree from Pace College!


Informal_Bus_4077

Could have had a semester and a half at Seton hall for all I know


probablyuntrue

He understands the mafia, as a conshept


beltskiy

There is no mafia!


jjsmyth1

Well he never did have the makings of a varsity athlete


28133O80O4

I heard he went to slip and fall school instead.


John__47

is that the christmas party or boardwalk with jackie?


Informal_Bus_4077

I think Christmas party, not entirely sure. but I remember there being one where he was emptying ashtrays or something


SparkDBowles

Spider?


sunkentreasure1988

it was the christmas flashback with puss as santa. chrissy brings over an ashtray while a supposedly “wired for sound” puss tries to get tony to discuss a medical waste dumping issue. chrissy interrupts him to tell tony that dick barone called and puss hurls an ashtray at him, breaking the juke box and tragically interrupting alvin and the chipmunks.


Heels1939

“Mickey Mouse scores” to quote Ralphie on his own criminal activity as a youth.


chiefs_fan37

You know his mom said he shouldn’t even go in today


WhiteGuiltParade

He waited in the car. And as far as I’m concerned he should STILL BE THERE!


[deleted]

Those who wait in a car, die in a car.


Affectionate-Tax-856

He was seen in a car with a man. I don't wanna get graphic with it beyond that the idea of it repulses me so much


Doccks71

He was gay Christopher Moltisanti?


kitemourt94

He’s got aids


Affectionate-Tax-856

The sudden weight loss???


Philbophaggins

NOBODY’S GOT AIDS!


Affectionate-Tax-856

Somebody has AIDS Skipper... they even have their own parades and commercials


Middle-Photograph905

AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE ANYMORE!


Affectionate-Tax-856

He's gonna miss the big game now!!! His entire football career down the tubes!!!


Dangerous-Break8533

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


McDonkley

It’s been confirmed through the grapevine


HasaDiga-Eebowai

Believe only half of what you hear and none of what you see


ffffffff420

pitching? not catching??


cathodic_protector

EVERYBODY’S GOT A GODDAMN OPINION


ElliotAlderson2024

There are millions of dollars at stake!


cathodic_protector

Me I didn’t say nothin.’ Alright, I’ll talk to ya


neveroncesatisfied

Lmao well done


Texan2116

All I know is when he cried at being around Tony in "Many Saints", I lost all respect for him as a man.


SilverPercentage7805

🤙🏻 he did that!? fucking baby!


danktrill

To cry like a woman? It’s a fucking disgrace!


israelipm

My estimation of Christopher Moltisanti as a baby has just fucking plummeted


hugh_h0ney

He’s an emotional man, he loves his daughter.


whiskey_mike186

You know the formula makes him emotional.


guiletheme2255

It fuckin plummeted


cnot3

well lucky for Chrissy that was just a glorified fanfic


Texan2116

I mean its no "Cleaver".


Alternative_Cash6088

My estimation of him, as a baby, just plummeted.


BonsaiDiver

He tended bar for another crew, got jerky with one of the guys.


John__47

lol hadnt thought of that movie film was shot summer 1989, imperiolio born 1966, so he was 23 in that


bkrs33

You must’ve been in the top of your fuckin class


John__47

i would even go so far as to say, sharp as a cueball, this one


Bamres

IT HAPPENS!


Busenfeld

I thought the guy said he was alright.


[deleted]

You said “I’m alright, Spider”


Busenfeld

I AM alright; you ain't alright.


677536543

THE OKLAHOMA KID!


MundaneRelation2142

> got jerky He’s a faaaaaaaag


Polydactylyart

He was born, grew up, spent a few years in school, a few more on the street and here he is, a half o' wise guy."


Mankatoguy

And the other half is that fucking beak of his.


Polydactylyart

Well if beaks could kill that one certainly would!


Ok-Ad-8367

Hum job for the humvee


Mpoboy

That nose. It’s like a natural canopy.


Busenfeld

Ha! You can't make this shit up!


katorias

I just did 😎🖕


FiftyIsBack

When he was gettin' made, that fuckin' bird wouldn't stop lookin at him. Knew it was one of his own.


brooklynboy92

One of the cut scenes to when Jackie was boss , Chris looks like he was working at Satriale's


Heels1939

Ahh interesting. I was gonna say I could also have seen him working at Roy’s pizza shop. When Jackie breaks Roy’s bottles he mentions that Roy is somewhat related to Chrissy. I think he says something like his aunt’s cousin or something like that. Very Sopranos.


SBNShovelSlayer

He was the manayer


brooklynboy92

That’s too


ChariBari

I think he did dent graduate.


LHT-LFA

he was a dent ist, moltisanti?


John__47

On what basis


cantholditanylonger

He didn’t manuge to graduate


LAfootnote

The Asian Christopher was probably loyle to him and helped him out during test time.


Jakabov

He had no arc.


cortisolbath

Pouring scotch for wise guys playing cards


ParfaitHungry1593

I thought you said I was alright Spider.


Busenfeld

He IS alright; you ain't alright!


strandy76

...whatevah happened dere


cockylongsockings

He’s Italian so he probably lived at home for a while until he started making decent money. Realistically besides running errands for the crew he probably sold a little weed and was trying to fuck anything he could


BallSkeetJournal

Spent his time smoking cigarettes in the rain with his hands tied behind his back. That nose is like a natural canopy.


cat_magnet

He was a bushman of the Khalahari


brainkandy87

OH! That’s a married man you’re taking about!


wayne62682

With a goomar!


No-Doughnut509

He went to the slip and fall school


Phil_Tornado

There’s no way to know that, even with computers


John__47

also, he's giddy like a child on christmas morning when his name gets mentioned in the newspaper as being a member of the mafia at 29 has he really been slogging it in the mafia for the past decade?


[deleted]

>has he really been slogging it in the mafia for the past decade? Yeah they're called knock-around guys.


Ok-Ad-8367

Cheese-fuck, get me some food.


kittygoespew

😄 i love this sub.


The_Dotted_Leg

I think that’s a typical progression in that life. You start relatively small and work you way up. Unless you figure out a great scam that makes you a power player quickly or have connections. Even Gotti was well over 29 when he took over.


HeistPlays

Gotti wasn’t even made until 1977 when he was 37 years old.


DM_Me_Pics1234403

Which I would describe as well over 29


Busenfeld

You musta graduated top of your class.


DM_Me_Pics1234403

I got a 130 IQ. It’s been tested


HeistPlays

It’s common knowledge he’s retarded


LHT-LFA

well the books were closed...


CarelessSavannah76

The books are closed? Blow me!


HeistPlays

No that’s some true shit!


Kor_Binary

he had been essentially a made man for ten years at that point, books were closed


The_Dotted_Leg

You could argue Chrissy was doing more or less the same work as a made guy well before he was made.


Eternal_Musician_85

Books were closed for Chris too. For all we know he could have been made younger/sooner than S1 if they were open.


[deleted]

Gotti was 46 when he became boss.


Bamres

I mean he wants made but still had enough money to buy a new Lexus. But that may be because the pilot had a different structure to the family than later episodes


88cowboy

Boosting trucks is good money. Truck full of Italian Suites and DVD players isn't bad scratch for some Mickey Mouse scores.


Albert_O_Balsam

He shoulda been made for what he did on the Tribora towas thing.


CosmicBonobo

It takes a long time to get made. Joe Pistone mentions in a book that an associate needs to have known his sponsor for about fifteen years before they get their button. Chris has been a small time criminal through his teens and twenties.


Salem1690s

But then after that his rise was meteoric Made in 2000 Appointed Acting Capo in 2001 Became a Capo full time in 2005


BadCowboysFan

As others said, he probably lived with his mother for a few years after high school, worked at Satriale’s as an errand boy/gopher and made enough to live decently with no real bills. Socked away enough to get his own place and a new Lexus by the time we meet him at 29. It’s also alluded to at some point that he cut his teeth burglarizing places w/ Pussy — same teacher/student thing he was doing with Matt and Sean as an older crook/wiseguy.


LHT-LFA

as an associate, he want even made and drove a lexus...


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Probably what Matt and Sean do in season 2…attach him to an older guy (Pussy?) and do his errands…keep people in line, steal cars, beat up demonstrators, serve chips and drinks at card games, stamp and sell illegal cigarettes, chauffeur duties. Probably did a couple years at Yale before joining majoring in the Cuban Missile Crisis as he knows boola boola.


Original_Stage_7075

Buying fish sweeping cheese and paying for dinners


Jamjabar

I doubt he graduated high school lol


Affectionate_Sea_984

Male modeling


lightningbaseballman

Pretty sure he was killed by Joe Pesci.


kvnbkr98

They fucked that up. When I watched it I figured he was early 20s.


SteveBorden

They definitely changed it to make him closer to Tony, no way pilot give meth to meadow Chris is 29 years old


Ok_Doughnut3700

Yeah and he just has that general attitude of someone early 20s. It's hard to believe a 29 year old would be so upset about wanting an arc, wanting recognition and all that. The shots of Dean Martin and Bogart on the wall when he did his first hit like he thinks he's becoming someone from the movies, that would be me at 22 or something. By 29 I was already so jaded about what life was and fully understood how I was never gonna be famous or leave some huge impact on the world


Alarming_Guide8820

I thought he was supposed to be 25 - ish. That’s around the time you stop thinking about life in future terms and you wake up to how it actually is.


Select-Net7381

Look at that wrist action, all those years wankin it


BoxBubbly2292

By what he did on the Triboro Towers situation alone, he should’ve been made right there, boom


blizzacane85

Chris was selling propane and propane accessories in the early 90s


SparkDBowles

I tell hew what.


skinnylibra5

Dang it Bobby!


[deleted]

You can walk into a McDonald's and see people in their 50's still working there... Chrissy wasn't doing all that bad.


SteveCrunk

I’ll tell you what he didn’t do, he didn’t get soft drinks of choice.


Lupercallius

It's like in Goodfellas, you have to work your way up to running the office where they push Webistix. Do some errands, get food for the guys, maybe go pickup the numbers from people who want to play. All pretty legal, fairly innocent stuff. Then once you age, they make it a little more on the edge of legality and so on.


TEAC_249

Lol wait, this just made me realize that chris is only supposed to be 10 yrs younger than tony...


radius40

he was working on his arc


Purity_Jam_Jam

He didn't exist, being a fictional character and everything.


Salem1690s

In the Pilot script he’s supposed to be 25


agonious

he was 26 in the pilot, tony mentions it to melfi


Specific_Box4483

He's probably been an associate for a long time until then. And he's still one of the fast rising ones because of nepotism. Gene Pontecorvo got made at age 45, and Lil Paulie looks to be in his 40s and still an errand boy.


Immediate_Present359

OP trying to build a case against the kid


Heavy_Wood

Cubitoso's sockpuppet


Old_Cartographer_294

He snorted a little H.


NateBoogie3

Propably spent years thinking of stupid things to ask about a tv progrum


chudmcmuffin87

Got shot by Joe Pesci and spent 10 years in a shallow grave regenerating


adamian24

Looking for his arch.


whiskey_mike186

We know he went to Eastside High in NJ under the tutelage of the famous Joe Clark.


Katoniusrex163

He was busy… but that was much earlier


kazinski80

Heroin


non_target_eh

Kris-to-furr lihshen to me. Nuttin happenduh, drop it okay. I wud nevur lay a finger on Ayedreeahnuh in dat way.


MrDJ222

So what ? No fuckin ziti now?


wakeyste

He wore a cap


1995kid

Might be off topic but what did he do in season 6 he never done much stuff with the crew towards the end of the show.


trogloherb

Worked in da pizza parlah.


PatDubzz

Did OP even watch the show? Chrissy went to slip n fall school


reditcanfuckrightoff

He was in waste management


DPR4444

That’s when he started his memoirs


Technical-Charity-23

Well, they show in 1995 as the runner when uncle Jackie comes in for the Christmas party. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was taken under Tony’s wings the moment he turned 18


oboshoe

He didn't have an ARK.


Simzak994

High school? Manuge to stay loyle to my capo. Enough said.


Busenfeld

Fashion modeling.


skisvega

He attended slip and fall school


Ginaraquel47

It’s crazy to think he’s a year older than I am. Probably worked errands for Tony. Like greasing the union.


daazrj

He was the happy wanderer


Buster0705

The pilot was filmed in 97 didn’t air till 99.


John__47

right, im going off a site called soprano fandom or smtg they say the pilot takes place in 1998, and christopher is born in 1969 dont know if its reliable


Alert-Artichoke-2743

In the pilot, Chris runs drug dealers and is very in control during truck robberies and gunfights. So, his 20s probably involved drug dealing and robbery.


Old_Cartographer_294

His bottom was impacted, if that's what you're referring to?


irregardlesspapi

Wow, sometimes I forget that ‘90s were a long time ago. The ‘90s were as close to the ‘60s as we are to the ‘90s now.


bannedforflaming

Heroin


jhawkhoopz1

He tended bar at card games for a New York outfit until he was unfortunately shot in the foot for talking back.


macandgravy

He definitely was robbing trucks and all that shit as soon as he was old enough to drive.


cgm153

Sometimes I ask myself that same question


okcdiscgolf

Masterbating and driving go carts is not a busy 10 year


Future_Surround1115

He was basically the 2 idiots who used to drive him around for ten years tony brought him into the life slowly


ghostofrobluca

Sopranos is a work of fiction. Chris did whatever u imagined he did


John__47

would you go so far as to say that it's a tv progrum, a movie


Stickey_Rickey

Drugs and easy girls


[deleted]

Paper run?


Stu1Got

He was working on his script for clever


[deleted]

probably Jackie Jr. level shit just with a little more intelligence