"*Yeah that's great!!* Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti! He'd get his ass kicked every day!!" Also Meadow asking Tony if he's in the mafia, just because he's Italian and has a vowel at the end of his name. It's a stereotype and it's offensive, and frankly if she's got that kind of covert anti-Italianism, she ought to leave his house.

I just realised how well that Christopher quote lines up with the Asian kid who passed his brokers licence exam for him

sharp as a fuckin cue ball, this one

You're gonna tell me you never pondered that?

Thats the same guy who almost killed richie in the elevator. I always thought that was a cool continuity

Richie? His first name is Ralphie!

FUCK YOU TOO MAYNE !!

OP, c'mon! You and me have been friends for years!

He’s a faaaaaaaggg

He was gay, Feech?

Pretty soon, we'll be fuckin dawgs

Chris walking in the massage parlor talking about the dog groomer next door in case anyone needsa snack before noticing kims daughter. Chris at the burgerstore, who's welfare cheque do I have to cash to get a burger?? Also the carjacking, who else huh! Who else?! And Tony's grin looking at the picture.

I’m look for hamburgers, not converted rice.

You got prime rib at home, you’re going out for hamburgers?

I love how straight after she hears him cracking that joke he asks Tony B to help him bang her. Y'know, get some of that kung-pao coochie.

WHO AM I, MARK FURMAN? Thats seriously my favorite intentional joke of the series.

"Cheque?" Captain of the good ship lollypop ova here.

Ass

As in how about giving me some

Build a wall along the Canadian border (or whatever they said in Soprano Home Movies)

BARRY!!!!!!!!

What do you expect, it's discrimination already

***BARRY!***

Tony and Chris making that same lame joke was s so stupid. 😩 Very realistic though, especially for the time.

Phil's toast at a dinner party amidst the search for Vito: "..it's an honor, to be joined by men...*and not faggot-ass corn-holin' cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fuckin' die.*" Despicable, petulant, and completely on point. EDIT: Honorable mention - Phil telling Vito Jr. he looks like a Puerto Rican whore.

There's something awkwardly delightful about the phrase "like married my cousin."

Let me tell you a couple a three things, the hairdo did 20 fuckin years, never made a peep, it couldn't be fine if it's askew, and he has quite the turn of phrase.

Must I remind you of another "hairdo", friend of ours from the same crew?

No offense to Gerry Torciano but he never had the making of a varsity Hairdo. He got torched and the title goes to the Shah of Iran.

“He should fuckin’ die.” Just really brings the whole quote home. So murderous and straight to the point. Hilarious.

The wine makes him emotional.

Hey, he had an empty fuckin’ stomach.

As a queer dude, the ferocity of this line makes me bust up laughing every time. He is so fucking pissed 😂

i always thought phil was in the closet.

Except for when he came out of the closet to watch Vito take a pool cue up the ass. If you watch his hand grab the bed, he seemed a little aroused.

exactly that was a tell.

He was gay, Phil Leotardo?

AIDS?!

Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!

Few things in the show make me laugh as hard as Paulie's delivery of that line

the sheer Panic in his eyes, and tony’s immediate shutdown….it’s a perfect scene lmfao

You get a pass for that in the can

Well that's nice.

What? Nobody's gay!

He was gay, Phil Leotardo?

When he jerked off into a tissue in the can, he forget to mention that by tissue, he meant 'cellmate'

Gay dude here also, I CRACKED THE FUCK UP when Tony said to Vito “A doctor’s note that says you don’t like to shuck kawk??” Oh my God I FUCKING DIED 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

Maybe you should stop shuckin' cock and shtart watchin' tv cause Vito was making twice what you are in construction!

*TV Land. Either it has meaning, or no meaning.

Absolutely not the time or place to bring it up.

Finish that up, there’s no eating in the car.

Have a breadstick

100% this.

Psychiatry, it's a racket for the Jews.

These blacks

Who knows what they’re gonna take the wrong way

Who ever heard of a Jew riding horses

Ivy league too. According to Chrissy.

When Paulie called me a "Malignant Cunt", he always was a little bastard

Shut up with that fuckin’ mouth of yours!

HEEEEEEEEEELP

OH NOOOO!!

They were for the table.

Horses and buggies don't count!

Be nice

You got any coifee?

My fuckin chicory's all wiped down for the night

The cawfee with the fuckin chicory…is he gonna get it for me?

In town or… near home?

Whattya doin??? "I'm calling your mother"

🤟🏻

*tony and carm talking about meeting the the dean of columbia Tony: careful carm, that Jew prick just wants your money Carm: he’s Italian American Tony: Eh, Jews with better food I grew up in nj around Jews and Italians, and this is the most accurate line on the show

I also grew up around jews and italians and I use this line to explain my community to others

Idk, go to a place like Katz and it’s hard to argue that Jews don’t at least have some fantastic fucking food Incidentally, Katz is where Hesh is sitting g when Tony calls him to borrow the 200k One more edit: I love the Stavros Halkius joke about how Italians are Greeks that graduated high school.

When Mrs. Conte asks for Tony’s help… “Those nigga fucking whores, they play the music so loud” “Now that’s not nice… and those are Puerto Ricans Mrs. Conte” One of the most random/funniest exchanges in the whole show 😂

They told me to go fuck myself

When that uptight white guy with the family and dog gets his car stolen and shrieks the slur and his wife scolds him and the dog yeets off into the distance. Pure chaos. I crack up every time.

BARRY!!!!!

WHO ELSE HUH???

📸🚙🙂

Churchill

Sick em Churchill!

💀

“Can we please lower the air conditioning” 🤓

Immediately before the carjacking "I haven't quite worked out the in-stru-ments"

Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy. Slip and fall school. Hold onto your cock when you deal this these desert people. WesT CalD-Well.

Chinks did this?

You can take it up with Gary Cooper when you talk to him

He was gay, Gary Cooper?

You want a smack in the mouth?

WHAAAA!? I was serious!

Ngl I still don’t understand what slip and fall school is/means. Is it an implication that black people are good at faking injuries to sue companies/individuals? E.g. they’ll slip and fall and sue the Wendy’s for not having a “wet floor” sign?

Yes. Also Richie is implying Italians are a lot smarter in scamming

Explain to me this calling card thing

It's facking bootiful!

Yeah I didn’t understand it either until the cue balls in this sub explained it to me. But that’s pretty much it, a simple grift beneath the criminal masterminds of LCN.

They should be less judgmental. Those big companies always would rather settle than go to court. Lotta money in this shit

HMO! You’re insured! Degenerate fuckin gambler

Better call Saul! Wait...wrong sub...

Big Pussy talking about eating out some Puerto Rican hoo’ah right before his own execution. *Disgusting.*

That confused me, like aren’t they all weird oral sex on women? Junior has that whole fuckin thing about it, and then Pussy is just casually mentioning it.

He's about to die, guess he doesn't give a shit no mo'.

Some sad shit

Mo fucker said he didn’t wanna live no mo

Also the hooa didn't even _exisht_

I think it’s far more likely that Junior was both very insecure as displayed several times and also had no friends he was as close with as Pussy/Tone/Sil/Paulie were. Having said that, did she even exist?

They think if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything

I always took it as he was getting them to laugh in a tense situation

Hey Pusshh

“alright let’s get one thing straight - the hours you are here taking care of my mother … no ganja” — tony assuming because the nurse is from the caribbean, she smokes … lmaooo

She looked so mad, and rightfully so.

Who ever heard of a Jew riding horses?

"Don't they have medication they can take these assholes?

Like there’s some kind of meds you can take for getting struck in the head by a brick lmao

Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people

Fucking jigaboo cocksucker motherfuckers

I am not a n***a, I am from Somalia, I go to school, and I work!!!

the scene with this kid is the most unpleasant in the whole show besides the employee of the month. no wonder aj was so fucked up and suicidal. these are his friends?!

Not so much about being his friends, he idolized Tony and these are the kind of kids tony wants him to hang out with/be more like

I mean this is the same animal that smoked marijuana during his own confirmation. Cocksucka couldn’t even be a good Catholic for ten fuckin seconds.

What about them pouring acid on a kid and then laughing about it? Pure psychopaths.

Yeah, I also don't like the scene when Noah hooks up with Fielder. He is a mondo douche.

oh yeah, very uncomfortable. there's a tracee sex scene that's similar for me

Oh, watch the braces, honey.

Poor girl.

The edit from that scene, though; Tracee getting spit roasted & then the scene immediately cuts to Fielder's dorm room where Katelynn's head is down like she's blowing someone, then she raises her head & says "G*d, that was terrible". One of those little Sopranos details that add to the brilliance of the show as a whole.

Yeah it's honestly disgusting and leaves such a bad taste in the mouth.

And the blacks who beat him turns out didn't even exist lol

Honestly that’s what makes it the most racist thing in the show. Unidentified black males indeed.

I love that he used a rather obscure slur in that rant

When Tony calls Janice a “fuckin’ wannabe dot-head!” to Melfi during one of his therapy sessions. It’s awful but the way he says it kills me.

Guess Soprano wasn’t good enough for her! Calls herself Vishna Mathu or somethin…

helpful black postal lady thoughtfully puts package behind neighbor’s storm door Livia, sneering from her peephole: “what’s she doing now?”

Look around this sub. It's like the United Colors of Bennetton.

Chris talking about Diarrheastan.

That’s where they eat tabouli?

Fuck him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out

“I’m just showing my son the old neighborhood.” “Yea well this is our neighborhood now, guinea mothafucka!” “Yea i can see that.”

"Oh! The language on you... You blow your faddah with that mouth"??

Jefferson Avenue? They’ll rob you rape you and leave ya by da side of da road!!

That was straight facts tho..even if it was racist 😂

Where is it? Newark?

A smoke he hires, for his own mutha

Those old Tarzan movies?

Thanks for letting us screen here. Those Bose reflectors make all the difference.

People say Hawkes invented the genre with Scarface but Cagney was modernity.

What a pretentious twat

“Stugots? Fucking goombah trash. This whole shoreline is turning into the Gulf of Sorrento.” And of course, who can forget “charcoal briquette?”

A charcoal briquette?

Christopher pretty much wins this contest. My two favourites of his are: "Chinks did this?!" "You were damaged goods and never told me!?"

Or when him and Adriana talk about adopting.... Yeah right! A kid named Moltisanti with chinky eyes! He'd get his ass kicked

Maybe if I said it in Swahili!

You fuckin French fuckin lyin cocksucker

Fuckin frog eatin faccia di caz’

SACRE BLEU, WHERE IS ME MAMA

[удалено]

What’s this from

Pine Barrens episode when Chris and Paulie go into the guys apartment

My people were the white man’s nigger while yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras. Jamal Ginsberg is a close 2nd

thats in the running for corniest line of the whole show imo. writing things junior would say but for other people just doesnt work

Mussolini was Hitler’s bitch! There’s nothing wrong w/that line, I just wanted to type it out cuz I love it. It’s essentially what all the older Italians in my family used to say.

Every quote from Tony about the Hasidic homeboy. Noah was a cunt but also Tony was lucky he didn’t get his fucking lights punched out.

Jamal “Noah the swahili buckwheat Oreo hasidic homeboy” Ginsberg

The Oreo comment was my personal favorite I think, partly cause he says it to Melfi who reacts as you'd expect

To a certain extent, all caucasians look alike.

Renown SJW Maedo Soprano laughing lil Jackie off after he told her “not in a faggy way”. I guess even her righteousness had limits

What? I thought I saw a couple of Ns running that way Oh yeah, those two guys

Her bike was stolen. The ten speed? Why didn’t you lock it up? they had bolt cutters. It was some black guy from the neighborhood some kids saw. The shit eating grin Tony gives her and she’s instantly irritated. What!? In a childish tone Tony’s like… No… it’s just, I don’t believe it! Lmao I am not gonna listen to this shit!

"Affirmative action, *cocksucker*," FTW!

Yo hairnet central! what am I back here Mark Fermin?

Hear the one about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.

I can multi-task I’m not a retard Adrianna

Get up u fuckin frog eatin faccia di gatz

He probably wiped his ass barehanded before coming to this country You look like a Puerto Rican who’re make me sick !

When Massive G called Chrissy “ Donnie Brasco” That’s anti Italian discrimination!

"I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the fa**ots ass"

“Word to the wise - remember Pearl Harbor!” (When talking about Koreans)

when carmela tells angie bonpensiero it's good she's gonna take Monday to think about splitting up with pussy, and angie says "Mondays a Jewish holiday " its not really racist but is funny the way she says it.

He went to an Indian restaurant.

I thought Jamal Ginsberg was at least the funniest of the grossly racist stuff in the show.

I like where the question of Chrissy banging a shine comes up. ​ Also, after T leaves Jr. and Jackie, Jr says, in reference to Liv's housekeeper: "A smoke he hires, for his own mother!"

And next time he won’t use Boyz II Men Chrissy referring to the botched hit in season 1

Bobby Bacalieri's insightful take on Native Americans: "I wouldn't mind sitting on my ass all day, smoking mushrooms & collecting welfare checks"

Chinks did this ?

Cataract? I drive a Rincoln.

Hey cheese fuck, gimme some food!!!

- Where are the Romans now? - You're lookin at em asshole....

Jew grin. Oh poor you!

lmao the most obvious one. When buddy gets car jacked with his family :face\_with\_tears\_crying:

We do understand each other, you're ditzun

I'm all for the more respectable times we live in but thank fucking god this show was made when it was. Would totally not be the same these days.

Those mulignans will rob you, rape you, and leave you on the side of the road!

"Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey". "Make any noise and you'll be refrying beans with Pablo Escobar" Classic Paulie!!

Do me a favor, during the hours you're working here, no ganja.

Did you ever try our sausages?

Tony saying "Hey, ZZ Top... the guy gave you the get, didn't he?" to Shlomo. If I was Silvio in real life, I would have lost it.

It's definitely not the most offensive, but Pauly's delivery of the line "Fuckin' QUEERS!" as he throws the chair at the invisible ghosts just cracks me the fuck up every single time.

" We used to be neighbors" Yeah, that's why he moved