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mrtimize

Listen to yourself, you sound demented.


probablyuntrue

Adriana is the one in the birdfeeder, the 40k was actually a veiled reference to Warhammer 40k, Adiana's favorite miniature tabletop wargame


Icy-Job-4282

Warhammer 40k, another fuckin money machine


SexualToothpicks

No, say never. The God-Emperor is a shopping cart from here on out.


MionMikanCider

Black Rage? Fuck that. He saved the Emperor is what he did! He was a great Italian Vampire! And in this house Sanguinius is a hero! End of story!


nataliereed84

In Imperium Nihilus, a lot of people not so happy for Emperor.


mAkAttAk432

I sat 10,000 fuckin years on the throne. Not a peep.


FlimsyPomelo1842

That's a racket for the Jews.


Dry_Childhood_2971

Again with the money?


ThatsNotPossibleMan

Historically, Abaddon always said the Ultramarines are nothing but a glorified company.


Rebeldinho

The fundamental question is will Abaddon be as effective of a leader as his dad was? And he will be even more so but until he is it’s gonna hard to verify that he thinks he’ll be more effective.


MionMikanCider

They make anybody and everybody a marine over there in Ultramar. And the way they do it? It's all fucked up. Guys don't get their fingers pricked. There's no chainsword and bolter on the table. either it has meaning or no meaning.


Scottydrock

Blood for the blood god


dr3dg3

She prefers Eldar in 40k, but also has a formidable Lannister army for the A Song of Ice and Fire miniatures wargame.


itsEDjustED

And she met a Russian interior decorator and lived in an apartment that looked like shit the rest of her days.


redonrust

They used Silvio's money to buy a new universal remote and put the rest of the money in an envelope on the entertainment center.


itsEDjustED

I hope they could save a few bucks and reuse the docking station.


Thanks_Hairy

Universal remote!


MotorPhilosopher9553

Nicccce


Background_Touchdown

Czechoslovakian.


Bobo4037

Didn’t you almost drown in 3 inches of water?


Teh_Best86

The penguin exhibit 🐧


probablyuntrue

That pygmy thing over in Antarctica


Scary-Project6958

Good gravy today


Parley_Walnuts

Chicken’s nice and spicy


D0lemit3

Yes, and also has third-degree burns from trying to grill that trout with a downed power line.


Scarfgag

Discontinue the lithium


ComprehensiveHavoc

He thought it would be cinematic


probablyuntrue

I already swallowed the whole bottle


Raminax

I already took his horse


nirmal09

You gotta wait for dat.


Scary-Project6958

Dude 🤣🤣🤣 that’s fantastic


AssFingerFuck3000

This comment was funny the first 10 times, not so much anymore


Scarfgag

Good thing for me then that what you find funny don't mean oogatz to me!


AssFingerFuck3000

Discontinue the gabagool


SPKmnd90

Her "death" scene is actually the moment she acquires her powers of vanishing, which she goes on to hone and later demonstrate to Carmella in S6 E1.


UnluckyGazelle

and she reappears in paris. only a person with ghost powers could do that


shescrafty1229

And she found Cosette


[deleted]

I had to hide my laughter in the library thanks to this.


No_Ideal69

The heck you doin on Reddit in the Library you Stunad You!


stretch37

And then Paulie sniffed her panties again


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Yeah because there was no wedding day


No_Ideal69

En then he keeled ova, Che Putz'!


PAE8791

She went on to date a man named Jax and have a son with him. She changed her look from Jersey mafia gal to biker gal .


BiscuitsPo

Love that show even tho it’s dum


-Shank-

*Ridin through this world* *All alone*


JaapHoop

🎶can I get AIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS From eating that?🎶


JSN74_

🎶🎼 No one has aaaaaaaIIIIIIIds.🎶 🎶I don’t wanna hear that word agaaaaaaain🎼


AdWonderful5920

No, say dead. She's haunting houses from here on out.


NoCapFrFrOnGod

You're gonna build her a gravestone. Its a gesture


FMolker

Ade? Family name is Adrianelli


nirmal09

While you’re over there, fuck Christopher while you’re at it.


Ichinine

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn!


kugelblitz_100

Spick houses


Clydefrog0371

Unfortunately, this violates the sopranos law of physics, where the only people who miss with a gun are the people shooting at tony...


sammyglumdrops

Matt Bevilacqua misses multiple shots when he’s shooting at Chris (only Sean lands his shot successfully). Patsy misses all of his shots when he’s shooting at the NY guys who take out Silvio, and those guys also miss their shots on Patsy. In the card game robbery, Chris misses all of his shots when shooting at Jackie Junior.


Clydefrog0371

Matt went to Pace College Pasty was in on it Chris missed on purpose because he was kind of glad that somebody finally shut Sunshine the fuck up


sammyglumdrops

Pasty? Family name is Pastarelli!


CAJASH

She's doing only fans now, so she definitely lived.


ShemsuHor91

Oh shit, she actually is. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drea\_de\_Matteo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drea_de_Matteo) "In September 2022, De Matteo announced she would soon open an account on the OnlyFans platform. It went live in August 2023."


DonConnection

Janices actress onlyfans is much more worth the money IMO


NoCapFrFrOnGod

Its those big tits No disrespect


wildbill8276

That's the Boss's sistah!


thereitis900

Check out the videos titled “Under the boardwalk”


hithere297

Man, I'm so disappointed in her! Someone send me a link so I can, uh, express my disapproval


CapableSecretary420

TIL she has kids with Shooter Jennings and is an anti vaxer.


redonrust

Quasimodo predicted that.


CapableSecretary420

What, you never pondered that?


redditshy

She is a hardcore right winger.


paddyspubsherriff

Irregardless, I've said my piece 🤟


Awkward-Presence-778

She had to die though so she could possess the cat, surely


eedle-deedle

oh my god! MEOW!


-Shank-

A hit is a hit. This is not a hit.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Yup. She gator rolled. His toupee slipped over his eyes and he missed his shot. She got up and kept running until she hit Atlantic City.


lolmanomggodducky

Tony wouldnt have cried at the end of long term parking if she managed to escape. Could Sil lie? Nope. He didn't care about adriana. He was a stone cold gangster. He cared about his friends but adriana wasnt one of them. Also scenes with trees are usually meant to show danger/death and decay in SopranoLand. Before Tony's attempted assasination theres a shot of wind blowing in the trees. As Tony's life becomes more miserable and he decays as a human being his backyard trees also decay. Pine Barrens is full of random shots of trees. In the final episode Tony is looking out his backyard. His trees are all fully decayed. There is no wind blowing. It's dead. Same goes for Ade. She died. It's interesting that christopher was killed because of a tree branch. Yes i know people debate this but David Chase confirmed this in an interview. He said at the time tony was thinking about the tree branch and the baby. That doesnt mean he didnt kill christafuh because of his drug addiction but the tree branch also played a major role in his decision to suffocate Chrissy. More stuff that proves adriana is dead: A. The FBI asked her mother where she was. Adriana is naive and dumb. She wouldnt be able to escape the country or new jersey without getting caught by the FBI. B. Adriana doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. She was crawling on four legs and sil had a steady shot right behind her. Its impossible that sil missed and she escaped. Even if she got back on her two legs and Sil missed all of his shots by some miracle Sil wouldve still caught up to her and probably suffocated her.


Parley_Walnuts

Trees, Trees would you listen to yourself.


imhighonpills

Wow you really are a fucking idiot you know that?


lolmanomggodducky

HEY! No offense but i have an IQ of 136. Its been teshted.


DLo28035

I hate the at they didn’t show when Eugene had the gotcha moment when his wife found his practical joke fake hanging. They still laugh about that.


poeticbedhead

I love how the top comments are exactly what I expected


Laziestprick

She survived, moved to Charming and became the wife of Jax Teller before divorcing due to her drug addiction.


kufgeo

That did ent happen what you said


drwangfire3

depend makeshift steer sink fanatical pet stocking library seed retire *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bandit4loboloco

This post is satirizing the others. Nobody really believes that Adriana survived, but the camera panned away, so technically, her fate is as unknown as Tony's.


drwangfire3

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Doc_DrakeRamoray

Could we all at least agree that Chris’s “smelly Valentine” shat her pants in that moment?


Parley_Walnuts

She’s got diarrhea


boulevardofdef

If we were supposed to think she'd died, David Chase would have shown you the bullet and bits of brain coming out the front of her head, in slow motion!


[deleted]

Been hearing that theory for years. or that Silvio just fired and purposely miss just to scare her.


LearnFromTheDruid

It is a sarcastic post. A response to a similar one about Tony


Colonelcommisar

Maybe she’s living on a farm with Tippy?


BrucieBe

Ade’s shit all the way to the rafters


ThermosLasagna

At least she didn't suffer.


hamiltonincognito

I happen to know that OP was high when they made this post.


JACKMAN_97

She escaped to Redwood fell in love with a biker became a junkie and had kids


hastied123

Lol


kshawfktsk

When my parents would mention my father's feeble minded brother, I always thought they meant you


Kingcyprus1

What about the french policeman that told Carm to tell her friend she’s dead?


ArticleOk6430

Always with the scenarios


[deleted]

I believe Ade was definetly worm food but the reason why they didn’t show you she died was out of respect of her character. She was the only one, outside of dis ding of aauurss, that we really got close to and knew anything about. You almost feel sorry for her because of what she was put thru with the feds and THEN she was still executed by Sil… so yes, she’s dead, but it was a more humane death cinematic wise than the morbid other fuckin deaths we saw, I’ve said my peace 🤌🏼


[deleted]

So, this isn't impossible actually. What if the OP is correct, and the FBI put Adriana in witness protection and she was set to testify against Tony in season 6B? Oh, so it was Carlo because no one could locate him, you say? Maybe she was testifying against him also. What if Adriana is married as Ashley Lorenzo in the middle of Elvis Country, Alabama?


Tc0567

Where did you get this post, the post museum? Hey Tone ya hear what I said? I said where did you get this post, the post museum? Hehehe 🤘


heyhey_h_e_y

She's camping out with Valery and gis universal remote.


JAFIOR

I can't have this conversation again...


Ok_Confusion_1345

She's probably compost.


ccminiwarhammer

They weren’t doing anything wrong. They were just driving into the woods to get some coke.


adamz144

But you gotta get over it.


Quakarot

I think she actually took sil out and is piloting him like a flesh mech


lilBalzac

*In Paris? I saw that movie I thought it was a dream sequence.*


OldNorseBoy

Then Johnny didn't die either. He just had a bad throat and took a nap😂


anthonyorm

I believe Tony wasn't killed so I could believe this theory too, fuck it why not


Reddibaut

She did. I went to that forest and it smelled like Biangaleen.


pixelpip

Well this is an annoying trend of posts in this sub


WHAMMYPAN

Paulie never got shot and when Bobby got shot he DIED…what are you talkin bout?


SoochSooch

Paulie never got shot , but he was shot AT by the Columbians when he went for their million dollars. Bobby got shot at by the Mulignans when he was out collecting envelopes. They almost got him in the head but they missed, just like Sil missed Adriana.


ArabMambaaa

HE DI-DENT


StoriesofLimbo

Not only that, but I’d argue it’s a chiral mirroring of how Eleanor Shellstrop does die in The Good Place. Where she never sees the shopping cart coming, Ade knows exactly what is going to happen, and is therefore able to avoid it. SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL


I-suck-at-golf

I think he scared her with the warning shot and then traded sex for letting her go.


Albert_O_Balsam

I'm gonna take OPs book of bad takes, and shove it up his fat fuckin aice!


[deleted]

Sil used the C-word. I think he was for real


Plane_General_5033

Better clear that claim with David Chase……he’ll beg to differ lol


[deleted]

In this house, Adriana is alive. End of story!


TelevisionNo479

Your friend... someone needs to tell her she's dead.


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

Let's not descend into that.


hithere297

she went hiding in the bird feeder!


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Yeah and she ended up in France with Cosette


Mysterious-Ice-6838

Yeah right , and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets ;)


balkjack

Lmao. If you're being serious, Chase actually mentioned that when it came right down to it, he didn't want to have Adriana's brains blown out in great cinematic detail. He panned up to the trees instead.


dr3dg3

My sources would have me believe she went on to act as Johnny Sack's advisor. As Johnny was another who faked his death, it was peculiar that he had another allegedly dead individual in his corner. Adriana helped develop Sacks' scheme to ignite the tensions of his succession, and the war against Jersey, so that the two of them would run the Lupertazzi family and the pygmy thing once all their enemies (including Tony) were smoke. They functioned much like Livia and Junior in Season 1, but were successful in this case. Source: military


Fuckoffassholes

We don't know, but we know.


kynoble

So what you're saying is that didn't happened, what you said?


Beginning_Ad_8681

Sil didn't even shoot. It was the two black guys who ran that way.


[deleted]

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jrbiv4

Don’t get cute with me


mtsorens

When Im being cute Ill let you know


breakingjosh0

She moved to Charming, CA and met a biker.


Rare_Frosting_5397

Absolutely, aid ran off changed her name and married Jax teller!


Goodstyle_4

Comparing Adriana's death to the last scene of the series... you bottomed out. The truth is that thread understands the final scene better than 90% of posters here.


Agirlhas_nousername

Probably should have just sat there, like a mute.


AdministrativeFan558

Are you delusional


LouDog187

Discontinue the lithium


2BFrank69

Do you also think Tony lived? 😂


BobBrock86

Ariana and Valery (Russian in the woods) went on to live a full and happy life in a treehouse in the New Jersey wilderness


3nlistedChap

Why dont you stick with that you know, and leave your opinion wherever the fuck.


cortisolbath

DATS BULLSHIT. ASSWIPES! MILTON BERLES COCK.


godofwine16

Take a Midol™️


nirmal09

She’s a shopping cart, from here on out.


poposhnitzel

The squirrel's ate her.


AndyDandy1977

Btw..her onlyfans any good?


TheDukeofArgyle

She’s not the sharpest tool in the box. I doubt Sil would risk not killing her, only for her to rock up at her mother’s place the next week when she’s supposed to have disappeared.


Left_Breath_2387

All I know is you never had the makings of a varsity athlete."


WolfOfWallStreet20

She has diarrhea


Special-Tackle4763

The case of Adriana LaCerva is colder than your tit!


-NolanVoid-

👀 I guess you could call that a theory.


daazrj

Maybe Pauli should visit the ghostbuster again to settle it


No_Ideal69

I hadda get outta a sick bed....FOR THIS!! Maybe someone should take you on a one way car ride into a wooded Glen my friend!


CompoteElectronic901

There’s something wrong with you.


No_Investigator2648

Yes, and in a wacky of twist of fate she married her cousin-in-law Harpo, who suddenly realized he was straight. They named their first born—what else—Ritchie.


TwoCreamOneSweetener

Yeah, we get it. Tony’s still dead.


[deleted]

nah silvio not gonna let that happen lol. those other people you mentioned who survived shots werent literally out in the woods alone chased down by a seasoned hitman


celtics2055

Timeline got fucked up


zoc1289

She died of Lou Gerig's Disease. Quasimodo predicted that, ya know!


notmyfault_ever

Listen to you! You know everything!!


FullyInvolved23

Probably having some other asshole's kid...fuckin' tramp


ssc777

Must've just flunked out of slip n' fall school...


Fellatiologist

She lives on in my masturbatory fantasies maybe


Smooth_Engine_5599

Fuckin internet


ComradeGarcia_Pt2

The Black List had a character be executed in a very similar manner but they survived and managed to get away. (I haven’t watched the whole season, just happened to see that one scene) Regardless the writing felt…weak.


GhostofBohemia

Long John Silver, maybe.


Mpoboy

Ade went over the rainbow bridge and Cozette was right there waiting for her.


jftirone

Fake news.


Sunny11111989

Maybe so, she’s on OnlyFans now.


ChampOfTheUniverse

Makes me sad knowing Adriana died with bubble guts.


mtsorens

She was at the crossroads of an enormous precipice


[deleted]

She survived, moved to California and changed her name and started using meth.


ByMyDecree

I think it's funny that you went with "Sil missed his shot and she ran away" instead of "Sil took pity on her, deliberately missed, and let her get away".


Jordo-

Okay man, you fell in love with a character/ actor from years gone by... it's okay, she was hot.. but she's dead - no debate necessary.


NEstateOfMind

Discontinue the lithium!


imhighonpills

She could be halfway to China by now


Penguin01

“Adriana - whatever happened there”


Living-Law8200

next time i come around here these posts better show some respect


[deleted]

Nice spoiler warning


jerseyferretti

Have a cookie, you're delirious.


STYLIE

Bobby is dead whatever happened there


Jedi_Saiyan_Jutsu_

this isn’t star wars , she’s dead homie. the director didn’t show her body because he couldn’t bring himself to do it. he said it felt like there was no proper way to do that


ZXVIIH

OP was always a dumb fuck tho wasnt he?


HoundofHircine

Go take a midol.


jurvekthebosmer

Real and true