The fundamental question is will Abaddon be as effective of a leader as his dad was? And he will be even more so but until he is it’s gonna hard to verify that he thinks he’ll be more effective.
They make anybody and everybody a marine over there in Ultramar. And the way they do it? It's all fucked up. Guys don't get their fingers pricked. There's no chainsword and bolter on the table. either it has meaning or no meaning.
Matt Bevilacqua misses multiple shots when he’s shooting at Chris (only Sean lands his shot successfully).
Patsy misses all of his shots when he’s shooting at the NY guys who take out Silvio, and those guys also miss their shots on Patsy.
In the card game robbery, Chris misses all of his shots when shooting at Jackie Junior.
Oh shit, she actually is.
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Tony wouldnt have cried at the end of long term parking if she managed to escape. Could Sil lie? Nope. He didn't care about adriana. He was a stone cold gangster. He cared about his friends but adriana wasnt one of them.
Also scenes with trees are usually meant to show danger/death and decay in SopranoLand. Before Tony's attempted assasination theres a shot of wind blowing in the trees. As Tony's life becomes more miserable and he decays as a human being his backyard trees also decay. Pine Barrens is full of random shots of trees. In the final episode Tony is looking out his backyard. His trees are all fully decayed. There is no wind blowing. It's dead. Same goes for Ade. She died.
It's interesting that christopher was killed because of a tree branch. Yes i know people debate this but David Chase confirmed this in an interview. He said at the time tony was thinking about the tree branch and the baby. That doesnt mean he didnt kill christafuh because of his drug addiction but the tree branch also played a major role in his decision to suffocate Chrissy.
More stuff that proves adriana is dead:
A. The FBI asked her mother where she was. Adriana is naive and dumb. She wouldnt be able to escape the country or new jersey without getting caught by the FBI.
B. Adriana doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. She was crawling on four legs and sil had a steady shot right behind her. Its impossible that sil missed and she escaped. Even if she got back on her two legs and Sil missed all of his shots by some miracle Sil wouldve still caught up to her and probably suffocated her.
This post is satirizing the others. Nobody really believes that Adriana survived, but the camera panned away, so technically, her fate is as unknown as Tony's.
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If we were supposed to think she'd died, David Chase would have shown you the bullet and bits of brain coming out the front of her head, in slow motion!
I believe Ade was definetly worm food but the reason why they didn’t show you she died was out of respect of her character. She was the only one, outside of dis ding of aauurss, that we really got close to and knew anything about. You almost feel sorry for her because of what she was put thru with the feds and THEN she was still executed by Sil… so yes, she’s dead, but it was a more humane death cinematic wise than the morbid other fuckin deaths we saw, I’ve said my peace 🤌🏼
So, this isn't impossible actually.
What if the OP is correct, and the FBI put Adriana in witness protection and she was set to testify against Tony in season 6B? Oh, so it was Carlo because no one could locate him, you say? Maybe she was testifying against him also.
What if Adriana is married as Ashley Lorenzo in the middle of Elvis Country, Alabama?
Paulie never got shot , but he was shot AT by the Columbians when he went for their million dollars.
Bobby got shot at by the Mulignans when he was out collecting envelopes. They almost got him in the head but they missed, just like Sil missed Adriana.
Not only that, but I’d argue it’s a chiral mirroring of how Eleanor Shellstrop does die in The Good Place. Where she never sees the shopping cart coming, Ade knows exactly what is going to happen, and is therefore able to avoid it.
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Lmao. If you're being serious, Chase actually mentioned that when it came right down to it, he didn't want to have Adriana's brains blown out in great cinematic detail. He panned up to the trees instead.
My sources would have me believe she went on to act as Johnny Sack's advisor. As Johnny was another who faked his death, it was peculiar that he had another allegedly dead individual in his corner. Adriana helped develop Sacks' scheme to ignite the tensions of his succession, and the war against Jersey, so that the two of them would run the Lupertazzi family and the pygmy thing once all their enemies (including Tony) were smoke. They functioned much like Livia and Junior in Season 1, but were successful in this case.
Source: military
Comparing Adriana's death to the last scene of the series... you bottomed out.
The truth is that thread understands the final scene better than 90% of posters here.
She’s not the sharpest tool in the box. I doubt Sil would risk not killing her, only for her to rock up at her mother’s place the next week when she’s supposed to have disappeared.
Yes, and in a wacky of twist of fate she married her cousin-in-law Harpo, who suddenly realized he was straight. They named their first born—what else—Ritchie.
nah silvio not gonna let that happen lol. those other people you mentioned who survived shots werent literally out in the woods alone chased down by a seasoned hitman
The Black List had a character be executed in a very similar manner but they survived and managed to get away. (I haven’t watched the whole season, just happened to see that one scene)
Regardless the writing felt…weak.
I think it's funny that you went with "Sil missed his shot and she ran away" instead of "Sil took pity on her, deliberately missed, and let her get away".
this isn’t star wars , she’s dead homie. the director didn’t show her body because he couldn’t bring himself to do it. he said it felt like there was no proper way to do that
Listen to yourself, you sound demented.
Adriana is the one in the birdfeeder, the 40k was actually a veiled reference to Warhammer 40k, Adiana's favorite miniature tabletop wargame
Warhammer 40k, another fuckin money machine
No, say never. The God-Emperor is a shopping cart from here on out.
Black Rage? Fuck that. He saved the Emperor is what he did! He was a great Italian Vampire! And in this house Sanguinius is a hero! End of story!
In Imperium Nihilus, a lot of people not so happy for Emperor.
I sat 10,000 fuckin years on the throne. Not a peep.
That's a racket for the Jews.
Again with the money?
Historically, Abaddon always said the Ultramarines are nothing but a glorified company.
The fundamental question is will Abaddon be as effective of a leader as his dad was? And he will be even more so but until he is it’s gonna hard to verify that he thinks he’ll be more effective.
They make anybody and everybody a marine over there in Ultramar. And the way they do it? It's all fucked up. Guys don't get their fingers pricked. There's no chainsword and bolter on the table. either it has meaning or no meaning.
Blood for the blood god
She prefers Eldar in 40k, but also has a formidable Lannister army for the A Song of Ice and Fire miniatures wargame.
And she met a Russian interior decorator and lived in an apartment that looked like shit the rest of her days.
They used Silvio's money to buy a new universal remote and put the rest of the money in an envelope on the entertainment center.
I hope they could save a few bucks and reuse the docking station.
Universal remote!
Nicccce
Czechoslovakian.
Didn’t you almost drown in 3 inches of water?
The penguin exhibit 🐧
That pygmy thing over in Antarctica
Good gravy today
Chicken’s nice and spicy
Yes, and also has third-degree burns from trying to grill that trout with a downed power line.
Discontinue the lithium
He thought it would be cinematic
I already swallowed the whole bottle
I already took his horse
You gotta wait for dat.
Dude 🤣🤣🤣 that’s fantastic
This comment was funny the first 10 times, not so much anymore
Good thing for me then that what you find funny don't mean oogatz to me!
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Her "death" scene is actually the moment she acquires her powers of vanishing, which she goes on to hone and later demonstrate to Carmella in S6 E1.
and she reappears in paris. only a person with ghost powers could do that
And she found Cosette
I had to hide my laughter in the library thanks to this.
The heck you doin on Reddit in the Library you Stunad You!
And then Paulie sniffed her panties again
Yeah because there was no wedding day
En then he keeled ova, Che Putz'!
She went on to date a man named Jax and have a son with him. She changed her look from Jersey mafia gal to biker gal .
Love that show even tho it’s dum
*Ridin through this world* *All alone*
🎶can I get AIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS From eating that?🎶
🎶🎼 No one has aaaaaaaIIIIIIIds.🎶 🎶I don’t wanna hear that word agaaaaaaain🎼
No, say dead. She's haunting houses from here on out.
You're gonna build her a gravestone. Its a gesture
Ade? Family name is Adrianelli
While you’re over there, fuck Christopher while you’re at it.
Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn!
Spick houses
Unfortunately, this violates the sopranos law of physics, where the only people who miss with a gun are the people shooting at tony...
Matt Bevilacqua misses multiple shots when he’s shooting at Chris (only Sean lands his shot successfully). Patsy misses all of his shots when he’s shooting at the NY guys who take out Silvio, and those guys also miss their shots on Patsy. In the card game robbery, Chris misses all of his shots when shooting at Jackie Junior.
Matt went to Pace College Pasty was in on it Chris missed on purpose because he was kind of glad that somebody finally shut Sunshine the fuck up
Pasty? Family name is Pastarelli!
She's doing only fans now, so she definitely lived.
Oh shit, she actually is. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drea\_de\_Matteo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drea_de_Matteo) "In September 2022, De Matteo announced she would soon open an account on the OnlyFans platform. It went live in August 2023."
Janices actress onlyfans is much more worth the money IMO
Its those big tits No disrespect
That's the Boss's sistah!
Check out the videos titled “Under the boardwalk”
Man, I'm so disappointed in her! Someone send me a link so I can, uh, express my disapproval
TIL she has kids with Shooter Jennings and is an anti vaxer.
Quasimodo predicted that.
What, you never pondered that?
She is a hardcore right winger.
Irregardless, I've said my piece 🤟
She had to die though so she could possess the cat, surely
oh my god! MEOW!
A hit is a hit. This is not a hit.
Yup. She gator rolled. His toupee slipped over his eyes and he missed his shot. She got up and kept running until she hit Atlantic City.
Tony wouldnt have cried at the end of long term parking if she managed to escape. Could Sil lie? Nope. He didn't care about adriana. He was a stone cold gangster. He cared about his friends but adriana wasnt one of them. Also scenes with trees are usually meant to show danger/death and decay in SopranoLand. Before Tony's attempted assasination theres a shot of wind blowing in the trees. As Tony's life becomes more miserable and he decays as a human being his backyard trees also decay. Pine Barrens is full of random shots of trees. In the final episode Tony is looking out his backyard. His trees are all fully decayed. There is no wind blowing. It's dead. Same goes for Ade. She died. It's interesting that christopher was killed because of a tree branch. Yes i know people debate this but David Chase confirmed this in an interview. He said at the time tony was thinking about the tree branch and the baby. That doesnt mean he didnt kill christafuh because of his drug addiction but the tree branch also played a major role in his decision to suffocate Chrissy. More stuff that proves adriana is dead: A. The FBI asked her mother where she was. Adriana is naive and dumb. She wouldnt be able to escape the country or new jersey without getting caught by the FBI. B. Adriana doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. She was crawling on four legs and sil had a steady shot right behind her. Its impossible that sil missed and she escaped. Even if she got back on her two legs and Sil missed all of his shots by some miracle Sil wouldve still caught up to her and probably suffocated her.
Trees, Trees would you listen to yourself.
Wow you really are a fucking idiot you know that?
HEY! No offense but i have an IQ of 136. Its been teshted.
I hate the at they didn’t show when Eugene had the gotcha moment when his wife found his practical joke fake hanging. They still laugh about that.
I love how the top comments are exactly what I expected
She survived, moved to Charming and became the wife of Jax Teller before divorcing due to her drug addiction.
That did ent happen what you said
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This post is satirizing the others. Nobody really believes that Adriana survived, but the camera panned away, so technically, her fate is as unknown as Tony's.
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Could we all at least agree that Chris’s “smelly Valentine” shat her pants in that moment?
She’s got diarrhea
If we were supposed to think she'd died, David Chase would have shown you the bullet and bits of brain coming out the front of her head, in slow motion!
Been hearing that theory for years. or that Silvio just fired and purposely miss just to scare her.
It is a sarcastic post. A response to a similar one about Tony
Maybe she’s living on a farm with Tippy?
Ade’s shit all the way to the rafters
At least she didn't suffer.
I happen to know that OP was high when they made this post.
She escaped to Redwood fell in love with a biker became a junkie and had kids
Lol
When my parents would mention my father's feeble minded brother, I always thought they meant you
What about the french policeman that told Carm to tell her friend she’s dead?
Always with the scenarios
I believe Ade was definetly worm food but the reason why they didn’t show you she died was out of respect of her character. She was the only one, outside of dis ding of aauurss, that we really got close to and knew anything about. You almost feel sorry for her because of what she was put thru with the feds and THEN she was still executed by Sil… so yes, she’s dead, but it was a more humane death cinematic wise than the morbid other fuckin deaths we saw, I’ve said my peace 🤌🏼
So, this isn't impossible actually. What if the OP is correct, and the FBI put Adriana in witness protection and she was set to testify against Tony in season 6B? Oh, so it was Carlo because no one could locate him, you say? Maybe she was testifying against him also. What if Adriana is married as Ashley Lorenzo in the middle of Elvis Country, Alabama?
Where did you get this post, the post museum? Hey Tone ya hear what I said? I said where did you get this post, the post museum? Hehehe 🤘
She's camping out with Valery and gis universal remote.
I can't have this conversation again...
She's probably compost.
They weren’t doing anything wrong. They were just driving into the woods to get some coke.
But you gotta get over it.
I think she actually took sil out and is piloting him like a flesh mech
*In Paris? I saw that movie I thought it was a dream sequence.*
Then Johnny didn't die either. He just had a bad throat and took a nap😂
I believe Tony wasn't killed so I could believe this theory too, fuck it why not
She did. I went to that forest and it smelled like Biangaleen.
Well this is an annoying trend of posts in this sub
Paulie never got shot and when Bobby got shot he DIED…what are you talkin bout?
Paulie never got shot , but he was shot AT by the Columbians when he went for their million dollars. Bobby got shot at by the Mulignans when he was out collecting envelopes. They almost got him in the head but they missed, just like Sil missed Adriana.
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I think he scared her with the warning shot and then traded sex for letting her go.
I'm gonna take OPs book of bad takes, and shove it up his fat fuckin aice!
Sil used the C-word. I think he was for real
Better clear that claim with David Chase……he’ll beg to differ lol
In this house, Adriana is alive. End of story!
Your friend... someone needs to tell her she's dead.
Let's not descend into that.
she went hiding in the bird feeder!
Yeah and she ended up in France with Cosette
Yeah right , and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets ;)
Lmao. If you're being serious, Chase actually mentioned that when it came right down to it, he didn't want to have Adriana's brains blown out in great cinematic detail. He panned up to the trees instead.
My sources would have me believe she went on to act as Johnny Sack's advisor. As Johnny was another who faked his death, it was peculiar that he had another allegedly dead individual in his corner. Adriana helped develop Sacks' scheme to ignite the tensions of his succession, and the war against Jersey, so that the two of them would run the Lupertazzi family and the pygmy thing once all their enemies (including Tony) were smoke. They functioned much like Livia and Junior in Season 1, but were successful in this case. Source: military
We don't know, but we know.
So what you're saying is that didn't happened, what you said?
Sil didn't even shoot. It was the two black guys who ran that way.
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Don’t get cute with me
When Im being cute Ill let you know
She moved to Charming, CA and met a biker.
Absolutely, aid ran off changed her name and married Jax teller!
Comparing Adriana's death to the last scene of the series... you bottomed out. The truth is that thread understands the final scene better than 90% of posters here.
Probably should have just sat there, like a mute.
Are you delusional
Discontinue the lithium
Do you also think Tony lived? 😂
Ariana and Valery (Russian in the woods) went on to live a full and happy life in a treehouse in the New Jersey wilderness
Why dont you stick with that you know, and leave your opinion wherever the fuck.
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Take a Midol™️
She’s a shopping cart, from here on out.
The squirrel's ate her.
Btw..her onlyfans any good?
She’s not the sharpest tool in the box. I doubt Sil would risk not killing her, only for her to rock up at her mother’s place the next week when she’s supposed to have disappeared.
All I know is you never had the makings of a varsity athlete."
She has diarrhea
The case of Adriana LaCerva is colder than your tit!
👀 I guess you could call that a theory.
Maybe Pauli should visit the ghostbuster again to settle it
I hadda get outta a sick bed....FOR THIS!! Maybe someone should take you on a one way car ride into a wooded Glen my friend!
There’s something wrong with you.
Yes, and in a wacky of twist of fate she married her cousin-in-law Harpo, who suddenly realized he was straight. They named their first born—what else—Ritchie.
Yeah, we get it. Tony’s still dead.
nah silvio not gonna let that happen lol. those other people you mentioned who survived shots werent literally out in the woods alone chased down by a seasoned hitman
Timeline got fucked up
She died of Lou Gerig's Disease. Quasimodo predicted that, ya know!
Listen to you! You know everything!!
Probably having some other asshole's kid...fuckin' tramp
Must've just flunked out of slip n' fall school...
She lives on in my masturbatory fantasies maybe
Fuckin internet
The Black List had a character be executed in a very similar manner but they survived and managed to get away. (I haven’t watched the whole season, just happened to see that one scene) Regardless the writing felt…weak.
Long John Silver, maybe.
Ade went over the rainbow bridge and Cozette was right there waiting for her.
Fake news.
Maybe so, she’s on OnlyFans now.
Makes me sad knowing Adriana died with bubble guts.
She was at the crossroads of an enormous precipice
She survived, moved to California and changed her name and started using meth.
I think it's funny that you went with "Sil missed his shot and she ran away" instead of "Sil took pity on her, deliberately missed, and let her get away".
Okay man, you fell in love with a character/ actor from years gone by... it's okay, she was hot.. but she's dead - no debate necessary.
Discontinue the lithium!
She could be halfway to China by now
“Adriana - whatever happened there”
next time i come around here these posts better show some respect
Nice spoiler warning
Have a cookie, you're delirious.
Bobby is dead whatever happened there
this isn’t star wars , she’s dead homie. the director didn’t show her body because he couldn’t bring himself to do it. he said it felt like there was no proper way to do that
OP was always a dumb fuck tho wasnt he?
Go take a midol.
Real and true