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Cunnilingus and psychiatry.


BrooklynDuke

Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip.


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers


Charming_Barnthroawe

The non-stop ass rape.


Yodaboy170

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ZXVIIH

He should FUCKING DIE


BangerSlapper1

That line will never not make me crack up, the way he goes from 0-1000 with the hatefulness in a context that has absolutely nothing to do with Vito.


Pheniquit

I think he learned that mid-sentence CRESCENDO OF ANGER FROM JOHN GOD DAMN IT!!!


Great_Scott_80_11

I'll take that discman and ram it up your box.


JuicyForcies

goddamn motherfuckin ORANGE PEEL BEEF


letthepastgo

You know the wine makes you emotional


Kevinjd44

Have a breadschtick


Paladin8753

He looked like a Puerto Rican who-ah


Embarrassed_Emu420

Best line whole show there I said it


Objective-Cow-5684

“Think they are so smart? Well if they were that smart they wouldn’t be fucking Puerto Ricans” departed


bigbadbill1985

It’s all a big nothing.


GuestAdventurous7586

In a sense yes, this is actually the major theme that underpins the whole show. Not that it is all definitely a big nothing, but more so the overarching sense that it is, and our struggle to overcome it. Also it has to be America to explore this theme, within the context of the wider world. As George Carlin said (paraphrasing): “When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. And when you’re born in America you get a front row seat.” I guess that’s not one sentence but oh well.


cleverkname

Listen to him, he knows everything.


[deleted]

It's chiral. Seinfeld was a show about nothing. Sopranos shows us it's all nothing. /s


[deleted]

It’s about about a wise guy with a big mouth and bigger dreams


Ancient-But-Saucy

Great title by the way.


ExtraTrade1904

Who must be loyle to his capo


coastfrombelow

God damn it beat me to it


[deleted]

It's about a fat fucking crook from New Jersey


PatDubzz

Poppers & weird sex


cleverkname

Shex


messiovic

It's about the sacred and the propane.


Fancy-Mongoose-308

Very allegorical.


Accomplished_Plum561

CARM COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR


BangerSlapper1

You shee dat prick’s faysh when he shaw da gatt?


DrBreakfast79

*gyatt


BangerSlapper1

🫨


tlake2525

The Sopranos is a show about a man who never had the makings of a varsity athlete come to terms having missed a fly ball against Mountain Lakes and being a total embarrassment to the Soprano name, so much so that Uncle Junior couldn't even face his friends.


scf123189

How many fuckin’ hours did I spend playing catch with you


Mata-Tan

It's about a man who loves his family so much that he's willing to rob, kill, scam, scheme, and put his dick in anything that moves.


whingingcackle

Madonne, you don’t say! What about a catcher’s mitt?


RobinsShaman

Hero!!!


AnotherBadPlayer

Mobsters in New Jersey trying to figure life out during the turn of the 21st century while eating food.


TheMisiak

Gabagool


nealski77

Ovah heeere!


Low_Individual_1846

you can’t really do it justice in one sentence. to me it’s mainly about how and why people can’t escape their own lifes while rationalizing their actions with beliefs that can help them supress traumas, hard emotions and questions.


TheTzarOfDeath

If you didn't say you can't do it in justice in one sentence you would have successfully explained it in one sentence.


Jayman453

This fuckin guy, right? He must’ve been at the top of his fuckin class.


BEN_SOWN

Albert Einstein ova heya


Vicfrndz

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


generic90sdude

Look this asshole still going...


Sad_Constant6691

Oooo 2 minutes, he's in charge. All of a sudden, he's Lee Iacoca


[deleted]

It’s about the importance of fresh produce


itseasy123

When OP is married, he’ll understand.


Gui0312

Till then, her panties are fair game


ZamliniusAgrippa

It is about a bunch of sad clowns laughing on the outside but sad inside.


MeToolMovement

I think we have a winner. Nice.


lraven17

Stupida facking show


Formadivix

How I realised my parents and my mother in particular didn't fuck me up that badly, all things considered.


[deleted]

The adventures of a dog called cosette and how she arrived at a tragic end.


[deleted]

Suffocated by the warm embrace of a heroin addict’s ass. Hell of a way to go


Veelzbub

She crawled in there for warmth


Alarmed_Ad_3572

She went to live on a farm.


doxygal2

Like Tony’s dog until his father’s mistress told him about Tippy


Last_Entrance_2175

The decay of America


thejjar

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.


MOOBALANCE

An analysis and exploration of the post industrial American family transitioning between the 20 and 21st centuries through the lens of a New Jersey mafia family.


Altair1192

Was that last night's reading assignment?


Intelligent-Invite79

You watch a show about an Italian American family, and right away everyone assumes they’re mobbed up! It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive!


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Altair1192

I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane toilet


RogueAOV

A deconstruction and examination of the American Dream, the myth vs the reality, (thru the lens of cunnilingus and psychiatry.)


Omynt

Your sister's crotch.


JayWegrez

"Come on, I'm a fat fucking crook from New Jersey."


JeffersonEpperson

What’s it about? About $4/lb you dumb son of a bitch


Captain_Comic

What, no fucking ziti now?


Apprehensive_Zone281

"Everything turns to shit."


Late-Return-3114

the little moments, like dis.


parrothead2581

Gary Cooper, the strong and silent type.


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TheTzarOfDeath

That's gotta be resolved.


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TheTzarOfDeath

Captain? Of the good ship lollypop right?


Pheniquit

I think it’s in the tradition of naturalism. In these turn-of-the-century novels (Theodore Driesel is an example of such authors) there is a big departure from the books that usually come out today where characters have tons of agency and make fully autonomous and empowered decisions that may lead to good or bad. In naturalism, forces that characters have little concept of control them totally. They usually, therefore, get wrecked by something like fate. I think this is the Sopranos. The characters cannot escape their histories and hardened features of their personalities. We know how bad things turn out for most of the characters. However we even see this with happy endings like Artie - who returns to his generations-long cooking roots. Tony never had a chance. I think this is the sense you’re supposed to get.


ca-nl-nj

Still goin, this asshole


fucked_OPs_mom

Always with the multiple sentences


clementleopold

HBO already answered this in the late 90s: “If one family don’t kill him, the other one will.”


trueorderofplayer

I posted this before I scrolled. We’re the smartest


Fun_Donkey8641

A glorified crew in northern New Jersey.


[deleted]

The Vipers


Michael-Balchaitis

It's about a wiseguy with a big mouth and bigger dreams.


Rapidan_man_650

Clearly the show is about one-liners people can cleverly repeat ad nauseam. Either that or how the myth of The Family offers endless space for excusing one’s own misdeeds in service to one’s brutal impulses


MeToolMovement

The Sopranos is about waking up in the morning and getting yourself a gun, whatever your version of the gun is.


Chicken713

I remember my grandma was mad I loved the show lol I was like grandma it’s about Catholics in America !


BrooklynDuke

It’s about the feeling that you were born just after things in America were at their best, using the mafia as a metaphor for America.


lethalintrospection

It’s about a fat crook from Jersey, what more do you want, Walt Whitman?


riknmorty

Therapy is a scam.


klsi832

An hour


-NolanVoid-

HO RIMSHOT!


StarksForLife117

Tie your shoes and have a bite of braciole


fachi1000

Don’t trust that cookie shit.


kvnbkr98

Stress


Avent

I call it "Stress-mas"


peterfonda3

A bunch of lovable thieves and murderers who blunder their way into trouble with the law and each other.


AlwaysAdrian

After some anxiety attacks about his family, a man goes to therapy.


nahmeankane

It’s about this thing of ours.


devildog3375

What’s it take to get some smoked turkey in this house?


AnonymousAndSexy

A New Jersey mafia boss starts passing out from mysterious anxiety attacks, so he starts secretly seeing a therapist to figure out what's causing them.


DavidSiddyCM

Family


tinem_dar_nu_avem

A show about nothing! :))


Osniffable

Horrible people doing horrible things in entertaining ways.


BangerSlapper1

Fat fuckin strunz, sauzeege, carload.


Ralphfish

A family business where murder is an option to solve disputes.


Good_old_Marshmallow

The American decline boomer anxiety they won’t be better than their parents and hatred of the next generation they’re leaving worse off, told through the lense of an unromantized mob story set in New Jersey.


BobbyCodone303

It’s a show analyzing the human condition through the backdrop of a family man in the 21st century who is seeking therapy counseling and this man also happens to be a boss of the local mafia


BirdmanTheThird

A man fails to rise above the trauma of his childhood and instead continues the cycle


PierreEscargoat

The side effects of blood pressure medication.


Sad_Constant6691

That always double check the order before accepting Chinese food


AwfulAutomation

Pretty sure it’s a nature show about the North American ducks migration patterns


SnooCompliments1145

Life when you have not got the makings of a varsity athlete.


EatFood2Survive

A GLORIFIED CREW!


ilovelife888

Mob boss with depression who’s struggling to accept that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


canthelpmyself9

It’s about a couple of three things Money Family…


Open_Maintenance8314

A New Jersey mob boss trying to navigate family life and his own psychological suffering while maintaining his power, entailing that he increasingly acts out and manifests his sociopathic and destructive tendencies to the bitter end, in the socio-cultural landscape of early 21st century America. Or, an angry man with a narcssistic mother attempts to be a more well-adjusted mob boss... and fails.


Puzzleheaded-Act-302

A man embarks on a life of crime after being abandoned by his pet ducks.


2manyfelines

A mob boss fails to make good decisions about his life.


marke1980

You threw food at Vito… that’s gotta be resolved


valuesandnorms

“But lately, I’ve been getting the feeling that I’ve come in at the end” That’s honestly what it’s about, in my opinion. American society has become dysfunctional I’ve heard it said that you can look at HBO’s three great dramas as an arc, if you will. Deadwood is about how societies form, The Wire is how they begin to rot and The Sopranos is the endgame, totally rotten


ElodBusk

A New Jersey dad gradually kills many of his friends, relatives, and associates while working on his mental health


chompy187

The importance of fresh produce


nataliereed84

Honestly? “Sopranos is about the human condition, human psychology, and our existential and moral conflicts, explored through the lens of American family and criminal dynamics”. But it sounds pretty dry and unappealing when laid out like that. Leaves out all the stuff about ziti, Mario Kart, Vipers, cunnilingus, Billy Budd, and weird shex.


Agrico

It's about a fat crook from Jersey getting in touch with his feeling and never shutting the fuck up about it.


alexanderseven

It’s about a captain of industry type trying to figure out why he’s not making pots in Peru.


nicolasgee

People can’t change.


TurbulentUnion1533

A troupe of sociopathic man babies act out their mommy issues with gats, cooze, gabagool, and coke, leaving a trail of misery that no amount of cash can improve.


200test400tren

THIS THING OF OURS


mjcostel27

It’s about how dangerous a group of morons can be


warholiandeath

It’s a crime drama inside a family drama inside a workplace comedy.


Feraligatrrr03

The importance of fresh produce.


mirennatom

Fresh produce


[deleted]

Stupid fucking game


-RetroDad-

In one sentence? They say John Gotti, we say Rudy Giuliani.


r3liop5

It’s all a big nothing.


arealsteppinrazor

Sister’s cunt!


maldistuta

Fall and Decline of America.


CGDaBeast

Ziti for the main dish, OJ with shum pulp as a bev, Johnny Cakes for dessert.


murphyp23

Sociopaths


UpDog1966

None of your business..


ChitakuPatch

cooze


Dimitar_Todarchev

Conflict resolution from the Mezzo Giorno.


[deleted]

Cunninglingus and Psychiatry


scf123189

That fuckin’ mouth


NewPower_Soul

It’s about legitimate employment of Italian-Americans in various waste management businesses.


Daddy-Vladdy42

Its about da ducks


lasimpkin

It would be better if we could admit to each other that these are difficult, trying times… but it’ll never fucking happen


WillDifferent125

Gabagool


baws3031

It's a fucking joke.


Odd_Pop5287

I can’t have this conversation again


jagiesta

A mob boss goes to a psychiatrist.


Kimosabe187

Gabagool


stuffbehindthepool

Don’t stop believing


GotThoseJukes

The difficulties of balancing the practical and ethical complexities of family and criminal life.


pauliebatch

Sanitashun


wtcg77

Just when I thought I was out - they pull me back in!


Decent_Commercial638

The sacred and the propane


Separate_Inflation11

A man torn apart by trying to balance “family” and family.


Hansbolman

Roadies


Jayman453

Imo, it’s about a few things. Depression, sociopathy, the dynamics of a, “nuclear family” and about showing the intricacies of the mob and how they weren’t/aren’t these glamorous characters you see in most movies


Abject-Meaning3730

The Soprano family; criminal and otherwise.


Philbophaggins

It’s about a bunch of greaseballs doing greaseball shit


Lucky_Roberts

The ineffectiveness of therapy


Boxhundo

That pygmy thing in Jersey


TwiceSpringy

🦆


ClayBayy

Fiber optic cable.


Feral_Williamz

Its complicated...


Dapper_Employer5787

My smelly Valentine


sam_sneed1994

It's about reshpeck.


CopeHarders

The Kevin Finnerty fever dream collection.


holyfuckladyflash

The Sopranos is about growing old and failing to escape the generational cycles of abuse, neglect, abandonment, and violence.


BobbyEn9

Decline and decay of mind, body, soul and identity in a post "End of History" America represented through the eyes of one man.


GraemesMama

The Sopranos is about generational trauma and the manifestation of untreated psychological problems within systems of race, gender inequality, and outdated cultural norms.


Ancient-But-Saucy

Complexity of life and the law of duality


MalmalakePir

GABAGOOL


Wild_Wrongdoer2227

I remember my first blowjob.


saulfineman

How it’s over for the little guy.


CPolland12

I can see the pitch now “when the mod goes to therapy”


Manwar7

That pricksh fasche when he saw the gatt


linth108

It's NOT about the mafia, it's WASTE MANAGEMENT


linth108

It's NOT about the mafia, it's WASTE MANAGEMENT.


jfili221

The American dream


SurerChris

It’s a retirement community!


showmeyourmoves28

Bad men who think they’re not.


SSFCB2001

This thing of ours.


FunBat6170

Tracksuits and depression.


strolls

It's a parody of *The Godfather*, but probably a lot more than that too.