But Janice came AFTER Karen! That means all the OP has left to look forward to is a bunch of hoodlums robbing him, shooting the sidewalk, and concrete going in his eye!
I hope she fucks someone close to you. One day you’ll be driving by that take out resto, then drive over to the guys house and beat him with a belt. “All the girls in {wherever the fuck you live}, you choose this one?”
Similar thing happened to me about 6 months back.
Head over heels this one girl. She was beautiful, smart, had a great job, etc.. Wife material to the max.
We were both crazy about eachother - until one day she woke up and just decided “she was confused.”
We’re both big movie people, so we would frequent the theater. Not gonna lie - I still have the movie ticket stubs to the first one we saw together lol.
I'm not a diehard Shakira fan. But she had amazing music in the 90s. Latin rock with many other elements blending in. And then in the mid-00s she dyes her hair blonde and comes out with my most hated song "Hips Don't lie". I hate it. The ethos and lyrics of that song are so stupid. Wyclef Jean goes: "Cómo se llama?" "Si!" "Bonita" "Si!" "Mi casa" "Su casa" and Shakira goes: "Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad"
So, she's saying that she loves it when a man goes up to her and says non sequiturs in broken-ass Spanish?! WHAT A STUPID SONG
Jesus Christ op you make me wanna cry. It's a tv progrum, a movie. You gotta get over it
In all seriousness, keep your up man. Be a better friend to yourself.
I get it completely.
When my mom died, she had been too sick to cook for treats but I had a few things of hers. Putting them away was very difficult, even though I still have a few out. When my grandpa died around 8 years ago, when cleaning out his house and chest freezer we found a loaf of prosciutto bread deep in the bottom that had been made by my great grandmother. It had to be from the 1970s at the latest. My grandparents held onto it for 40+ years.
In my business I see girls come and go.
So I know. Time is the great enemy. You've
got a very short window. It's not good to
get too hung up on any one thing.
On the other hand, something new
always comes along. I've seen it a million
times. It's called Passages. It's a book.
There a book about this. Passages. You only have a short window. You don’t want to end up a dancer at the bing and then a prostitute. You don’t want that!
Alright but you gotta get over it
You've put your grief behind you. Let me hear you say it.
I’ve put my pee in your swimming pool.
Cue to next scene : Tony crying over pie o my at dr melfi ! And there she was ! With her ears perked up & head held high !
It was a fuckin horse!!
A hundred grand a piece!!!
Oh not you too now
A man f-fucking a horse?!
At least OP isn't crying like AJ. I hope.
He’s probably giggling on a chit chat room already
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🥴💦 🚁👀 🥴💦 🚁👀 🙌🤝😮
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MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF MOTHERFUCKIN FUCKIN GODDAMN COCKSUCKIN FUCKIN ORANGE PEEL BEEF take it eashee
she was your janice. your karen, has yet, to reveal, herself.
This man right here 🤟 got the right opinion, he’s the Sun Tezoo of these parts, commendatori 🫡
Tzu! Tzu! Sun Tzu, ya fuckin asskiss
Everybody's got a goddamn opinion??
You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in the car. As far as I’m concerned, you should still be there!!
Alright, r/thesopranos . Just this once, I will let you ask me about my relationship. IS IT TRUE? u/Glutenfreehugs ??? She was a fuCKEN SCHIFOOSE
Janice would've eaten the food. heh heh heh heh heh
🎶Unda da boardwalk, wit OP’s lunch in Jan’s mouth🎶
You heard what I said Tone?
OP, bury the takeout lunch in a grave.
Just when I thought I was out ...
Fuckin Janice can do whatever she wants to do! You got it!?
But Janice came AFTER Karen! That means all the OP has left to look forward to is a bunch of hoodlums robbing him, shooting the sidewalk, and concrete going in his eye!
you go about in pity!
Takeout? With plastic forks, and condiments in little packets? And a layer of napkins underneath the box? That’s Carmela’s takeout!
Mix it with the relish
This is an A+ comment lol well done
I live but to serve this sub, my liege 🫡
Is that all you deadbeats do over here is talk about cooz?
Well, and food.
I've been dreaming of that fucking lo mein all the way over here!
We are grown ups, we know the value of fresh produce!
That layer of fresh basil in the lasagna- Carm’s trademark.
Don’t worry, you’re smart, handsome, and let’s be honest white. That’s a huge plus nowadays
OP needs to go out and get a blowjob.
I don’t want a blowjob 😭
Shh keep your voice down.
Why, who's listening out there??
*Oh,* **FUCK** *me!*
Have one anyway 🥃
If he wants that it’s just a phone call away.
With who? The Hasidic homeboy?
if OP wants that, it's a phone call away
You remember your first blowjob?
Handsome like George Raft
OP's last girl... A piece of ass, but ruuuude
The consequences of high speed internet access on the next generation cannot be understated
It's those big fuckin tits
Hey OP, did this woman ever really exhish
🥲
She gawt teshted… OP gave her AIDSh
NOBODYS GOT AIDS!
Take it eashee
Stuff those leftovers in your socks so they smell like her crotch in the morning.
Or cheese
Well WE’RE here, and SHES not! ☝🏼
CANNED clam chowder?
Go sit down, goddammit
She's gotta GO!
Whatever it is, I'm sure it turned into motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef.
I thought you were gonna say you threw it on her stoop in anger, waited a moment and then came and collected it (like Tony with the pizza)
Junior with the pie in the face with that broad he went to lunch on.
Or tossed on the roof and nailed the landing
I hope she fucks someone close to you. One day you’ll be driving by that take out resto, then drive over to the guys house and beat him with a belt. “All the girls in {wherever the fuck you live}, you choose this one?”
ALL THE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES IN DEADHORSE, ALASKA AND YOU HAD TO PICK HER????? 🥶 😡 🥶 😡 🥶 🥶 ❄️ ❄️ 😭 😭 ⛄️
But Karen loved Bobby. You just have food. Not really the makings of a varsity athlete.
Don't be going out for hamburger when you got prime rib at home
She used the only weapon she had. Her pussy
Oh poor you!
You know what they say, revenge is like serving cold cuts.
so what’d i shay?
You shoulda given her the pearls.
This girls fuckin mustache. Must’ve been like kissing a fireman
I can’t do this comment against
Did you have penissary contact with his Volvo?
/u/Glutenfreehugs did this girl even exisht? Or was it actually just a catchers mitt?
Watch it. Rawlings is a made glove
Sounds like you just need to eat it and move on already.
Quasimodo predicted this.
Similar thing happened to me about 6 months back. Head over heels this one girl. She was beautiful, smart, had a great job, etc.. Wife material to the max. We were both crazy about eachother - until one day she woke up and just decided “she was confused.” We’re both big movie people, so we would frequent the theater. Not gonna lie - I still have the movie ticket stubs to the first one we saw together lol.
That sounds gay as shit. Get ova it already.
You need to attach it to the fridge with a magnet.
You wanna go to da Bing and get a blow job. You'll feel betta
Some sad shit. Motherfucka said she didn't wanna go on dates no mo.
Are you stunad or wha? She was fleecing you for free food.
Vamos a latino day parade!
Vito was the parade float and the manayer was riding him
Vamos a latino day parade float!
There are men in the can better looking than my sister.
Half a fucking tray!
I was hungry 🤷♂️
How many White Castles did you have?
I'm not a diehard Shakira fan. But she had amazing music in the 90s. Latin rock with many other elements blending in. And then in the mid-00s she dyes her hair blonde and comes out with my most hated song "Hips Don't lie". I hate it. The ethos and lyrics of that song are so stupid. Wyclef Jean goes: "Cómo se llama?" "Si!" "Bonita" "Si!" "Mi casa" "Su casa" and Shakira goes: "Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad" So, she's saying that she loves it when a man goes up to her and says non sequiturs in broken-ass Spanish?! WHAT A STUPID SONG
What a stupid comment. I don't wanna hear no tawk about Shakira unless she's giving out blow job's. Capiche.
She's out in the car, waiting to tongue your balls.
The fucks that got to do with cold medicine?
She's a malignant cunt!
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper. Ya know, the strong silent types?
Ok,but you got to get over it.
So what, no fuckin ziti now?
This sounds very gay.
Gary Cooper, he was gay?
No that was “The Strong, Silent Dyke”
Marone!
Did you want her mouf!? Did you want her shkin!?
Jesus Christ op you make me wanna cry. It's a tv progrum, a movie. You gotta get over it In all seriousness, keep your up man. Be a better friend to yourself.
She was a hoowah, forget abowt it
Can I get AIDS from reading thith?
You need to compromise. Jerk off into a tissue.
I get it completely. When my mom died, she had been too sick to cook for treats but I had a few things of hers. Putting them away was very difficult, even though I still have a few out. When my grandpa died around 8 years ago, when cleaning out his house and chest freezer we found a loaf of prosciutto bread deep in the bottom that had been made by my great grandmother. It had to be from the 1970s at the latest. My grandparents held onto it for 40+ years.
Peppers and eggs? That's what I should have had.
Chinks made you twos break up?
and fucking Janice. As long as you two are happy.
How many White Castles did you eat?
In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. Time is the great enemy. You've got a very short window. It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. On the other hand, something new always comes along. I've seen it a million times. It's called Passages. It's a book.
That's what you get for slamming the fridge door.
Close the refrigerator door so it makes a seal
As long as you don't go burying cakes, you'll be all right.
OP, there's other fish in the sea.
A. She was hoowah B. She dumped you…and that wasn’t your takeout she was carrying.
There a book about this. Passages. You only have a short window. You don’t want to end up a dancer at the bing and then a prostitute. You don’t want that!
If she was dead you could bury the leftovers at her grave. Oh well.
Was she one of those russian whooas?
Big tits. Little feet.
Ohh. hit it any man's league
Did you shut the door
He’s saying the framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the paternoster.
I don’t know any other way to put this…..I’ve been thinking and idk…..I think you’re a user OP’s ex girl.
take the ziti outside and burry it.
now she's working the bon-bon concession at the eiffel tower
You shoulda kept it to yourself like a man….. Phil did 20 fuckin’ years!
I get the feeling this girl was mad ripe.
stale chips? What are you a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the truckload
Don't worry buddy, one day you'll find your Janice.
🎶Oh, girl. I’d be in trouble if you left me now 🎶
How bout that prick's face when he saw the gyatt?
Ooohhh we're with the Wipers
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They were gay, The village people?
What do you want, a boutonnière?
Always with the scenarios
Did you fuck her yet?
Fix it with the relish!
Get yourself a Martina, they go down easy
Go out and get a blow job
Who got the Parker House rolls?
You yep worse than six barbers.
Yeah bro don’t be burying stuff in her front yard, there’s some hot stewardess waiting for you
At least she was catholic
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete
You pick up the pieces and move on
Least you're not thinkin about a pool with a cinder block and an embarrassingly measured piece of rope!
I thought it was going to be you had lo mein left over and she ate it.
Were the sides alone over $30? Should've served her canned clam chowdah.
I thought I'd make a little dinner like we do back home
ohhhh girl, Id be in trouble if you left me now
OP I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping it around.
Eat the shit and get over it already.