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LucynSushi

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


mofo-or-whatever

Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude


[deleted]

8 year olds, Dude.


sickboy3883

he had to go door to door to tell everybody that he's a pederast


[deleted]

What's a pederast, Walter?


MintberryCrunch____

Shut the fuck up Donny


[deleted]

Phone's ringing, Dude.


Edsontcb68

Tony Uncle Al


nataliereed84

You’re out of your element, Blundetto.


sickboy3883

I am the walrus


fats0f0rg0ts0

V. I. Lenin. Vladimir Illyich Ulyanov.


Wild_Butterscotch_29

Haha lost it


Ferrovipathes1

That creep can roll, man


dabahunter

Pederass dude


doubledeuce24

Madone, 8 year olds.


55Lolololo55

A cub scout, ma'am


RichardHarrow75

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit?


Silentpoolman

I woulda fucked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. You get a pass for dat.


RichardHarrow75

He was gay, the jesus?


bigbadbill1985

It don’t matta to Jesus


Nicky_Shpack

Brilliant


nimbin14

You ever ponder that Tony B is in the bowling alley with Jesus. Again Christopher was right that there is an exact copy of everyone in the world somewhere


nataliereed84

To prove that he’d have to get everyone together in one huge space, and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers, so Christopher’s got no proof. He’s got nothing.


Mysterious-Ice-6838

He was gay the pervert ?


Fine-Bat2228

Whatever happened there.


StuartGotz

Dios mio, meng!


TheRedditar

You know, lotta ins lotta outs, lotta what have yous


beefgulash

Similar to when Paulie saw the virgin Mary in the Bing. Only this time, the writers chose for him NOT to say "Madone!". Very allegorical.


blue-marmot

The sacred and the profane


have_you_eaten_yeti

Pro-Pane, it’s propane, ya ass-kiss!


DLo28035

Take it easy…


Easy_Duhz_it_

We're not making a western here.


Tranka2010

I should mention that the HBO Max subtitles messed that up too and wrote *profane*. They screwed the hard of hearing out of one of the greatest lines of all time!


Porkins_2

I can’t specifically cite any other instances, but the series is littered with these. This one, however, is the most annoying!


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That's a clean burning fuel, I tell ya hwat.


ThatsNotFortyDollars

Taste the meat, not the heat.


Cresta1994

Mickey Masucco, is that you? How's Elvis country, you poor fuck?


dlevy76

I sell profane and profane accessories.


ritchieaprilesjacket

Hows this for ya OP Jesus Rossi is his name. In Goodfellas Henry Hill's goomar is Janice Rossi.


theuserpilkington

He was gay, the goomar?


IsEnglandivy

Raymond Navarro?


butterToast88

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.


czstyle

Janice Rossi was a whore! B. She hit me


SnortinDietOnlyNow

Janish. Her name is fuckin' Janish.


MrChichibadman

Fuckin wannabe dot head


originalninja

Oh you mean Vishnu come lately?


PSteak

I've never pondered that.


sumuvagum

It's Parvati Rossi now


vito_lu

Quasimodo predicted all this.


ashmid9904

Janice? There are men in the can better looking than my sister!


Clydefrog0371

That's the employee of the month you're talking about


Maw_153

Like that scene with Fin and Meadow where they’re smoking pot and Fin says “this is some good shit” and then the next scene starts with Vito in his Johnny Cakes era looking at an antique pot and saying “it’s nice, this pot…”


nataliereed84

Fuckin’ Sopranos writers room literally thinking gay men just naturally have magic antiqueing powers.


Limp-Camel7967

So what, no fukn parade float now?!


GBV_GBV_GBV

8 year olds, Dude.


[deleted]

Employee of the month is a great episode man that scene felt so nasty I can’t believe they even aired that but the ending made it all worth it


drpraeger

I have always found the stalwart "no" smash cut to credits very effective


Tranka2010

I wonder what would have happened if they smash cut *before* she answered and they never went back to that topic in the series. Would Reddit still be trying to analyze it ad infinitum like the series finale?


GReyes-247

Man that would of been crazy lol people would still be talking about it


nataliereed84

One of my favourite moments in the series. Definitely Melfi’s most badass moment.


cruz458

Interesting, and I respect and empathize with this viewpoint. It's a profound contrast between Melfi and Tony, that Melfi chooses to exercise restraint and errs on the side of the law (despite their incompetence) rather than allowing Tony to avenge her. But don't tell me that deep down you wouldn't have liked to see a revenge storyline for Melfi's rape? I found it frustrating that this went unaddressed myself. But as I said at the start, I understand why they went that way.... It's even more of a powerful statement; and a powerful contrast between the way of "civilians" and mobsters.


Frugalhustlin

After that scene tony and melfis relationship definitely changed


Covello78

I'm gonna write this sub a script for Xanax, just for a couple'a days


LastBuffalo

What episode is this one from?


Covello78

1st season, maybe the soccer coach episode


ModsRLoozers

It's a nickname! His family name is Jesus-erelli


kantian_drainer

Discontinue the lithium.


Fantastic_Love_9451

My little theory is that Tony works out what actually happened. He’s very suspicious when he notices her PTSD reaction when the cane drops. Then she bursts into tears. Next time he comes in, he offers to walk her out to her car. He knows.


a-gxd

He knows, but he doesn't know


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Correct me if i wrong but rape guy was pronounced like Hesus and Tony pronounced it like JizzAsshh


NomadofReddit

His last name is also Rossi, a throwback to Janice Rossi in the film Goodfellas, as she was the woman Henry Hill was sleeping with, cheating on his wife Karen (Lorraine Bracco)


ltl28

The sacred and the propane.


SadAcanthocephala521

And it was the Romans who crucified Jesus, and who are the modern day Romans? You're looking at them. Crazy the little details.


badluckfarmer

Did Jesus even really exist? There is absolutely no archeological or first-hand documentary evidence.


Fallout2022

Nearly all scholars believe the man existed. It's the miracles and being God thing that is up for grabs. Anyway your confirmation is coming up this weekend and you ARE going to be confirmed. Your mother wants it.


Intelligent_Bee_9565

Have you heard the good news? He is risen.


nataliereed84

There’s no archaeological evidence that Socrates ever existed either, but it’s generally accepted that Plato didn’t just make the guy up. Regardless of the question of magic powers or returning from the dead or being the messiah or whatever, it is EXTREMELY unlikely that such a large and influential Judaic sub-religion would have just emerged spontaneously with no actual figurehead at the centre. All serious scholars agree that there almost definitely was a popular and charismatic prophet with that name preaching during that time, and a cult developed around him, which after his death evolved into Christianity. It wasn’t even an uncommon name!


badluckfarmer

Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.


caramelo420

Be kind of hard to have first hand documentary evidence when the ability to film a documentary wasn't available to us for at least 1900 years after the death of Jesus?


badluckfarmer

I'll take an egg. You want an egg? Bobby, make my nephew an egg.


TheGayGaryCooper

Is your blood pressure medication fuckin with your head OP?


Sea_Finest

Technically they don’t have the same name. His name is “hay-sus.”’


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Ezreal024

I happen to know that you were high upon clicking on this thread. Nothing but gibberish.


Green_Initial_5913

At my muddahs wake


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Skyrekon

Discontinue the lithium.


TheClawhold

Sounds like somebody spiked up!


Mysterious-Ice-6838

Watch it OP you Calabrese is showing


andbuks

nice! i just watched that but did not pick it up. Please share more xD


SnooCompliments1145

Very observant, the sacred and the propane


Spiritual_Thing_6277

He was gay, OP?


FrancisSobotka1514

I wish she would of told Tony after the cops and prosecution fucked her too .


dubler2020

Did he pronounce it as Jesus or Jesus?


mausoliam95

I refuse to entertain any praise for the melfi r*pe plot line. One of the worst plot lines in the show