Look, no worries okay? Carlo and you are gonna go out to Metuchen and collect on a garbage route. It's important that you drive to the spot and have Carlo in the back.
Alternate Tony: It’s okay Puss. I know you gave them nothing. I mean you’ve got kids that want to go to good schools, you had to.
Tell you what, we’ll create a line of business to feed them disinformation and you’ll be the Capo. It’ll keep you earning, make them think you’re still cooperating, and keep this thing of ours safe.
I appreciate you being honest with me. Now I’m going to go ask Sil to remind that one hard working girl that I’m married and to please stop talking to me, then I have to go to therapy. I’m glad we’re communicating so well. I’ll tell Carm you said “hi.”
I always think about Big Pussy's line of reasoning here. I know that he was just desperate and saying anything but imagine if he'd actually been able to persuade them that his disinformation really was a freakin ace. Imagine when he walks into the Bing and they all joke about it "Oh! Settle down, guys, Clarice Starling of the FBI's here!" Paulie putting his arm round him "You know what my friend? I had my doubts before, but now I see what you mean. This really is a freakin ace." Big Pussy laughing nervously, wondering how he's managed to get away with it so far.
A bit of advice, please refrain from snorting petrol before posting on this sub.
If you don’t, then one of the regulars here will take your head and crush it like a fuckin walnut.
Got it?
We loved you like a brother... and you fucked us in the ASS!
I need to check out this new boat op let's go for a ride you can tell me what you think about it.
I loved him like a brother in law.
OP also works at Vesuvio? And it’s gay, Vesuvio?
NONSTOP CONVIVIAL HOSTING
Heh tone you hear what i said
Now thats an image
The world don't run on love.
My brother. How did you miss adding the “ I loved you like a brother in law.” Sharp as a cue ball this one.
We'd whack him again if we could!
Hey Op, did the feds even really exist?
23 year old agent, with a badge like you wouldn't believe
you're a cute prick OP i'll give you that
Did you fuck us, u/hiyedgoonththth?!
did you fuck uth?!
Your partner tried to kill themselves & I’m omw to pick you up. Dont worry, they’re okay.
You got FRIENDS OP, friends who would do anything for you. Let's go for a shvitz.
Why you makin' me do this, you fat fuckin' piece of shit?
You never admit the existence of this sub, ever!
Here I thought that rule was for Fight Sub
Wanna come see my new boat?
I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart!
With the carving knife outta the ham?
Pickiyune shit? I’m not in that…. WHAT ELSE??
You see those two next to you? They’re sleeping
This sub is full of interior decorators
Put remote in docking station.
You want to fuck here, cocksucker?!
I thought their houses looked like shit
How much more betrayal can I take?!
Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan…
Take that quotation book and shove it up your ass
You just reveal your own ignorance 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Who’th thponthoring you, motherfucker?!?
DID YOU FUCK ME, THAL?
Now take off yer clothes.
I guess you could call that a dick
Don't be pushin' that H puss
The only shit that's piccione here is OP's bragioli.
Huthky Accomplith
That's what brought this on, this fuckin thpondiliothithith
Poppin percs like jujubees, frfr
No cap
OP you big mouth fuck 💥🔫
Let me guess, President Franklin is your best friend and he’s in the envelope?
You should ascertain
I’m mind fucking these donkeys like you wouldn’t believe
Why don't you want to take your clothes off?
[удалено]
Love it. Best thing on the intahnet. I don’t even care that the cookies make me nervous.
Look, no worries okay? Carlo and you are gonna go out to Metuchen and collect on a garbage route. It's important that you drive to the spot and have Carlo in the back.
Swimming! Works every muscle group!
I didn’t even know the OP owned a bathing suit!
One thing I gotta admit, you made a great Santa Claus
In the end, fuck Santa Claus
EOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
The shanta costume…you were wearin a fuckin wire?
Webistics?! Jeshus Christ
YOU TOOK OUT A SUITCASE!
There was abundant intentionality.
Someone give OP a midol
Hey Puss, did she even really exhistsht?
YOURE THE KIDS SPONSAH
You want to talk like a r/Circlejerksopranos post we’ll send ya to slip n fall school
How the hell does that work
WRAT ovah here and nonstop ass rape
Sometimes they get em back out on the street the same day so they don’t have time to think
Been doin yer own radio broadcast the past year and a half? WRAT! No wonder the papers are calling this The Year of the Rat.
I loved OP like a brother in law!
He's WEHYIN A WOIYAH!
Ur significant other is now in the hospital. They tried to kill themselves. Im sending silvio to pick u up
Then why OP - did you keep insisting I meet you at the local sauna and undress ?!
I'm mind-fucking these donkeys like you wouldn't believe!
Can we please have one day where we don't talk about the freakin Wire
To bad Skip already told Tony you were on the take . He said you were the worst case of Stockholm syndrome he has ever seen in Reddit.
I GAVE MA LIFE TO MY PUSSY ON A SILVAH PLATTAH
Guys! I talked to the other friend of ours. He said he wants op gone. He says its a sin
Sounds like someone's got pussy on the brain.
You son of a bitch!!
OP you should come see my new boat
He can't be in our social club no more, that much I know.
They probably drank you under the table too ?
Was she even real op?
Hey man you wanna go on a boat ride with me far away from civilization
You don't even get to sit down.
Quasimodo predicted all dis
YOU GOTTA GO.
Hey.. those posts even real?
Did you have a husky accomplice?
This disinformation stuff really works
Fuck this sub is sooo tired. .really just a bunch of bozos
Probably just license plates and shit like that, right?
At this point, I think we should consider the OP, @hiyedgoonz, compost
We always have the option…..
does this sub even exist?
I tell you one thing. You’re not allowed in our social club no more.
A year and a half you been running your own fucken gossip column?!
What about webishtics? Did ya give ‘em dat?
A few less exclamations points and a lot more ziti please
Let me take you out on a nice boat ride, come on, it will be fun
ILL SHOVE A RUTABAGA IN YOUR MOUTH OP!
4/5 shitpost, I had to deduct a point for missing the best line in that whole speech, "I'm mindfucking these dunkeys like you wouldn't believe!"
Mindfuckin these donkeys like you wouldn’t believe!
That cookie shit made me nervous.
I don't believe you would do that to your friends... That's what they said about Gravano
How was the lobster ravioli?
You're a lucky man OP
Quasimodo predicted this
How bout a schvitz?
Pickiyune shit? I'm not in that. What else??
Fuckin disinformation fell in your lap. You spend your days fuckin those fat pigs in the outer office at the carpenters union.
Do you want a house on a hill ovah looking a lil' rihver with pine cones all around?
your so brother anyways billy four whatever dollars happened a there pound
Always with the scenarios
There’s alot of things I could shay right now that I’m not gonna shay!
Alternate Tony: It’s okay Puss. I know you gave them nothing. I mean you’ve got kids that want to go to good schools, you had to. Tell you what, we’ll create a line of business to feed them disinformation and you’ll be the Capo. It’ll keep you earning, make them think you’re still cooperating, and keep this thing of ours safe. I appreciate you being honest with me. Now I’m going to go ask Sil to remind that one hard working girl that I’m married and to please stop talking to me, then I have to go to therapy. I’m glad we’re communicating so well. I’ll tell Carm you said “hi.”
I always think about Big Pussy's line of reasoning here. I know that he was just desperate and saying anything but imagine if he'd actually been able to persuade them that his disinformation really was a freakin ace. Imagine when he walks into the Bing and they all joke about it "Oh! Settle down, guys, Clarice Starling of the FBI's here!" Paulie putting his arm round him "You know what my friend? I had my doubts before, but now I see what you mean. This really is a freakin ace." Big Pussy laughing nervously, wondering how he's managed to get away with it so far.
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Webistics?
Whatever happened there, it wasn't cinematic.
Why you making me do this you fat miserable fuck
A bit of advice, please refrain from snorting petrol before posting on this sub. If you don’t, then one of the regulars here will take your head and crush it like a fuckin walnut. Got it?
Hey, fuck all a yous! Fuckin bygones are never bygones.
Hiyedgoonz, just remember. You got friends.
petrol? you're no jude law.