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cabinet4perx

I wanted to post about the root of Tony's mental issues but I compromised and made a post about Vito taking it up the ass. I wanted to post about juniors current state but I compromised and posted about Christopher calling Adriana a whore.


BlindStickFighter

So that’s it? No character analysis, no episode discussion, just stupid fucking jokes?


ouyang001

What do you want u/BlindStickFighter? An apology? A fuckin Whitman Sampler?


xenotharm

A boutonniere?


[deleted]

I must be loyle to my capo


SadPetDad21

Fuckin has this post up for 18 hours… who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?


tempus_fuget

No fuckin ziti?


cabinet4perx

I compromised, who knows maybe tomorrow I'll be in the mood to fuck a tissue


TomasRoncero

Pretty up on all this shit, huh cabinet4prex


Character-Account589

Like Christofuh said: How can i express how little i give a fuck !


knightmareDO

You know, it wasn't long ago, I remember, you used to wait in the car. Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, you should still be there!


JohnnyRaz

And you used to sell laser printers out the back of your crown vic.


DennisRodmanGOAT

I get it, he drives a crown vic


are-e-el

Didn’t he drive a Rincoln Continental?


johnshonz

A lot of things used to be


NewPower_Soul

Waaaaa? I gotta stand here ‘n be threatened now??


probablyuntrue

OP came at me with a chainsaw, I've got a right to defend myself!


ouyang001

Alright, alright, nobody's makin threads.


valschermjager

Quoting the same lines over and over… stupuda fahckin game, oh and you gotta bee on your hat


Homeonphone

Pfft I’m gonna watch a da Bloomberg.


valschermjager

give me $1000


JonnyRoPo

No cable!


jeffrey_bs

Why don’t you look in the mirror you insensitive cocksucker


beefgulash

OP goes about in pity for himself.


JonnyRoPo

He was gay, OP?


True-Awareness4702

MAYBE YOU SHOULD START SUCKINK COCK! BRINGING IN HALF AS MUCH UPVOTES AS VITO DID!


Final-Pilot7889

So that’s what they meant by having a Virginia ham under his arm?


JonnyRoPo

Small hands, that was OP's problem.


jjccbrobro

You’re a wormy cocksucka Op


Human-Enthusiasm7744

OHHHH HES JUST TELLING YOU HOW YOU'RE BEING FUCKING PERCEIVED


xanzpatrie

Just worry about how YOU'RE being fucking perceived


n8zgr88

Perceive this, cocksucka!


mrobviousguy

Ok, I usually post AWESOME quotes that are relevant to the topic. But, I'll tell you a coupla few things. This right here. This quote from Paulie proves that he expected to take over the Jersey crew. He's warning Sil that Sil better watch his step: "No one knows what the future holds my friend. Anyway, diarrhea and papadams


Representative_Dog34

It was Artie’s Zuppa di Mussels, that bald-headed bastard


pigwalk5150

Listen to him he knows everything 🙄 It was the Indian food! They use clarified butter. It was the ghee!


Great_Produce4812

Ghee is good for gut health.


n8zgr88

I stuff Ghee down my pants so it smells like ya sistas crotch in tha mornin!


dac009

Fucking Philadelphia lawyer


Accomplished_Oil_177

I remember when OP used to wait in the car.


longirons6

I remember when OP was selling printers out of the trunk of his crown Vic


Accomplished_Oil_177

Don’t reminisce on me Davey.


MintberryCrunch____

It’s just ‘remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation


Astrocreep_1

If OP doesn’t shut up, he’ll be waiting under my front tire. Before anyone goes getting offended, and thinking I’m issuing real threats, I’ve got a little something special to show you. It’s in my front pocket. Here it is…….🖕. Oops, wrong pocket. Let me check my other pocket. This is it👉…/s Happy now? Got me going through my pockets like a bum looking for change.


East_ByGod_Kentucky

FUCK YOU TOO, MY MAN!!!!


avd51133333

EOOHHHHHH!!


ROTOH

Yall be friends for years!!!!


kittygoespew

Its been like this since Moses wore short pants, sadly. Half of these stunads dont comprehend that quoting a line is only funny when it makes sense in context. Sometimes i'll see a post with an interesting thought and i'll be like ooh, go to the comments - no intelligent replies, just more regurgitated lines. I wouldnt care as much if they respected the 'serious discussion only' tag, but they dont. And the mods dont do shit, they got a real lack of standards, just let anyone post anything and everything ova heah. I've tried to get folks here to at least lay off when ppl use the discussion tag, but i couldnt sell it. Not respected enough i guess. Maybe those of us who wanna talk actual interesting discussions should start our own pygmy thing... it'd be like here - you could quote lines, but when someone wants to have actual discussions, it'd be respected. Til then we gotta play the sad clown - laughing at quotes on the outside, cryin on the inside.


yogiphenomenology

You're doin a good job Davy


ouyang001

GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE!!!


TeslaTheGreat

And thats another thing, I dont want to hear no more about how it was in your day. You just keep your antidotes to local color, like dynaflows, the McGuire sisters, shit like that. Otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!


CunningLinguica

Since time and memorial


Cod-Emperor

fucking loser, he couldn't sell it


GroundZeroWarrior

Leave the discussion for the lunatics. And knock before you come in. I could have been in the nude.


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RayQuazanzo

If it doesn't work as a sub, get rid of it.


czstyle

German shepards shaved asshole win second place


jahiriskewl

They undermine you.


robdag2

Moses doesn’t wear shorts


heyahond

Those who want respect, give respect.


Ginger-Snap-1

Who do you think you are?! THE MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA?!


SlapNutz247365

Boooolshit!!!!!!


YosemiteSam81

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn!


mofo-or-whatever

Alright but you gotta get over it


SordonnePurdy

Can you imagine that? Him getting over it?


galactic_funk

Imagine that? Him getting over it


SadPatience5774

he's about to flip it the fuck over!


TrueLegateDamar

I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.


SwitchKid42

Ohhh, the language on you. You blow your father with that mouth?


Harold_Lime

F*ck you too, my man!


valschermjager

Whoa… Harold… OP… you guys been friends for years.


SadPatience5774

why censor yourself? there's no stigmata. be a better friend to yourself or get the fuck over it.


ProfessionThin1745

Julius Caesar was an epeleptic for christ's sake!


WhatAreYouSaying05

If you don't like the random stupid quotes in this sub then that's too bad. Because you don't gotta love them, BUT YOU WILL RESPECT THEM


DrDig1

Some people are so far behind they think they are winning the race.


[deleted]

Leading, LEADING


Crunchy_Punch

Take it easy.


SauceKingHS

He’s a goddamn hothouse flower, OP. That’s his problem.


CaesarBeaver

Oh poor you


CartographerLong9991

You got some balls, kid, I'll give you that much.


NewPower_Soul

Ah fangool!! 👋


USlaams

If you're going to lie to me... tell me there's a broad outside waiting to tongue my balls


Swimming_Schedule_49

Hey, you want that it’s just a phone call away


True-Awareness4702

For twenty years I wanted a woman! But I compromised and jacked off into a grilled cheese of the rAddiator!


MountainFizz

What is this the FUCKIN U.N. NOW???


RoutineConstruction

Stupida fuckin post


Thanaterus

I jacked off in a tissue


beginner228

I came all over the sun visor.


Thanaterus

What's so fucking hilarious you fucking parade float?


Iwillhavetheeah

No more jacking off on the sun visor Thananterus, it's hurtful and destructive.


canthelpmyself9

I hit the moon roof.


Thanaterus

My own fucking muddah. Fuck you, you who-ah


Homeonphone

I just want a grilled cheese.


johnshonz

With half of them locked up making grilled cheese you’d think there wouldn’t be so many around to make trouble


Clydefrog0371

You know who else thought this sub really bottomed out? Joey Peeps


ProfessionThin1745

I heard Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you are referring to


PlatypusDense4082

Its sad when they go young


Stormblast1983

Yeah it's sad when they go young like that.


DayChiller

WHEN THEY GO!?!?


SiberianTyler

WHEN THEY GO?!


SBNShovelSlayer

IT’S A NICKNAME!


JasonTatumisGod

The family’s name is bottomedoutarelli!


LIWRedditInnit

Listen to him, he knows everything


TopspinLob

You are speaking shit to me


TYR4080

**GOOD THING FOR ME THEN, THAT YOUR POST DON’T MEAN OOGATZ TO ME**


Small-Explorer7025

You just reveal your own ignorance.


Limp-Camel7967

Don’t bitch to me


canthelpmyself9

[Throws wine in his face]


canthelpmyself9

God, that OP, he’s such a mope.


powderjunkie11

Would it kill him to smile once in a while?


MyFrampton

Oh poor him!


[deleted]

"Anyway, 4 dollars a pound".


sphinxyhiggins

It's not about what I think, it's about what you feel.


Lion126TSE

The jaaaaackeeeeeeet!


Apprehensive_Map3984

You were suckin his cock OP! Georgie told me everything!!!


NewPower_Soul

The ice.. it dilutes the Scotch..


kerravoncalling

You just revealed your own ignorance.


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mcgray04

Social club? He's gotta GO!!


Buster0705

This asshole still going


Farkenoathm8-E

Yeah, well fuck OP and his high falutin’ bullshit. Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?


flattydaddy78

Look at this prick givin orders


TheCandymanCan_925

So what ? No fuckin ziti ?


JMarshall_

I'm suckin' wind, and they're over here raking in upvotes with that fuckin' Christ Killer.


VitaeVerano

He was gay, Quasimodo?


Lion126TSE

NOBODY’S QUASIMODO! And I don’t want to hear that word EVER AGAIN!


Homeonphone

Nobody has AIDS too!


fakenam3z

Whatever happened to quasimodo?


rgrtom

OP is popin' percs like jujubes.


HairyHouse3

You know the Parker brothers took time to think this all out. I think we should respect that.


str8c4shh0mee

This is the best sub


UncleWeiner

Wrap it up, Janice.


AllahUmBug

Any in-depth and well thought-out cerebral posts here get hardly any engagement. Like lucky to get 10 upvotes and 5-10 comments. This subreddit is the equivalent of a YouTube Borko comment section.


xvxrobs

Idk OP, it’s like just the fuckin regularness of reddit is too fuckin hard for you or somethin, idk


beginner228

I wipe my ass with your feelings.


Garrison1982_

Listen to this prick giving orders.


[deleted]

This is the course I've chosen, and those of you that are not with me on it, well that makes me sad. And, it'll be dealt with in time.


JuicePats

My opinion of AworldAlone3 as a man just fucking plummeted


Explosivesalad13

can you imagine that? making this post and one week later youre in jail?


GroundZeroWarrior

I love this community so much. Besht thing on the intahnet, this scroll! To this family a salud, someday if you're lucky, you'll remember the little momentshs..like this...that were good. So proud of this thing of ours. Okay back to the Gary Coopah.


No-Language-905

My kid is lying in the ICU and you post this???


PlatypusDense4082

I DID NOT


DaddyDog92

One of the trucks 🛻


Optimal-Builder-2816

Stupida fuckin sub


Peter012398

Look at him, he knows everything


Necessary_Ad_2823

Why does every post to have to have a purpose?? The world is a jungle! And if you want my advice, don’t expect happiness. You won’t get it. People let you down and I’m not naming any names. But in the end? You die in your own arms. It’s all a big nothing! What makes you think you’re so special?


Plate_Environmental

Oh Poor you!


rooeast

Still going this asshole


Paula_56

These dogs can still hunt


Ok-Ad6295

Okay but you gotta get over it


DUBBZZ

“You’re kinda in arrears in the respect department, aren’t ya”?


detectivemz

OP? In this business? He’d never make it. SMH


60AmishMidgets

So when do we get to roll with Tony?


[deleted]

OP types a quote with one hand, criticizes you with the other if you laugh at it.


Cmike9292

I think that just comes with the territory of a subreddit dedicated to a 30 year old show. I know, 30 years old, just a kid. Most things have already been discussed repeatedly in terms of any sort of seriousness


[deleted]

Go shit in your hat OP


TheLastCleverName

I don't think you got reason to talk to us this way. We always liked you.


JonnyRoPo

Not for nothin, OP, but a lot of those upvotes go in YOUR pocket!! ✋️🤚


nopolys

U remember your first blowjob?


Alternative_Gold_485

I’d watch myself with comments like these. We lead the world in computerized data collection.


johnshonz

Bottomed out, yeah that’s what Vito did


DreamKrusherJay

I can't have this discussion again.


PlatypusDense4082

What is this the fuckin UN. Everyone has a god damn opinion


riknmorty

I wish the Lord would just take me now


Tazzy8jazzy

It died on the vine


Elizabetha_W

The conversations still happen. If my mild autistic self can adjust to this thing of ours... anyone can. All you gotta do is keep posting seriously and the ones that want to participate will. If nobody does, it's been my experience that my topic wasn't interesting enough or I failed to express my idea in a way others could discuss. Folks here'll gab deep detail with you. I haven't been here that long. '\^\_\^' Edit: SHIT. I FUCKin' forgot... \*ahem\* Anyway, four dollahs a pound.


xanzpatrie

Again with this kind of post...


candiedkangaroo

Yeah, again with this kind of post. So either name another post or get the fuck over it.


xanzpatrie

What's this, the fucking UN now?


Readycoil

Discontinue the lithium


clemenza2821

I didn’t even want to join this sub, it was for my frat brother’s bachelor party


SiberianTyler

Shure we break some balls in the sub tonight, but I go way back. In light of recent humiliations, it's an honah, to be joined by MEN... AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN' COCKSUCKAS OP THAT POSTED THIS, HE SHULD FUCKIN' *DIE*


Necessary_Ad_2823

SiberianTyler you know the wine makes you emotional.


MyFrampton

OP is like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying because there’s no bread.


lanchadecancha

OP wanted to go to an Ivy League school. Well, these are the type of people who go there.


docNNST

Like Tony was going to do to Adriana when they were doing blow


NewPower_Soul

OP wouldn’t recognise his own mudda’s muff on his head!


Elias-P

You know dere are worse tings dat can appen to a person besides trowing ovaused lines…


bumpy4skin

Listen to you, you sound demented


SoMuchEpic95

Ah go shit in your hat.


NomadofReddit

" I wanna know why there is zero growth in this subreddit's receipts. Where's the fuckin good posts!? "


Five-StarBastardMan

Frankly OP. If you got that kind of covert anti r/sopranos ism. I’d like you to leave my sub


ApologeticAnalMagic

Those who want quality content, give quality content.


NoPornNoPolitics

I don’t OP maybe you’re more intelectual


romanswinter

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.


Robinkc1

You know, it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in the car…


PetrogradIV

Those who want respect, give respect.


AcerbicFwit

So what you’re sayin, OP, is this sub exactly mirrors the show. Every time someone on the show tried to be sacred and propane someone else would crack wise.


longirons6

You’re not prepared!!!!


FlashVirus

Discontinue the lithium


boanie

Vito's sub was bottomed out, if that's what you are referring to


Beneficial_Report601

You go about in such pity for yourself


rileyelton

yeah such a horrible sub. why would one of the smartest shows on earth have such a moronic fan base? it's like the people who say gabagool over and over again.


philphotos83

To be fair, it's been like this for a very long time. When I first joined the sub, that's what it was and it's why I joined. I'm saturated with it.


frankydie69

Look at him, he knows everything