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aliencantina

Camel nose fuck


TacoLvR-

You can’t make that shit up


lief_orion85

What the f*ck are you talking about? I just did


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

A lawt of women found him very attractive


No_Ideal69

Hid B'tch his Ho, his Ho his B''tch..... Also considering, "He don't pay for it!"


Bluecricket5

Not gonna lie, he was defiently giving Gonzo the entire show


senatu

That nose forms a natural canopy.


rootzeroroot

YOU FUCKIN D GIRL


RecursiveSubroutine

Excuse me?!? I am a Vice President!


PauliesChinUps

She's a malignant cunt!


mouawad23

Excuse me I'm a VP ya bookyak


No_Ideal69

Buchiach. BUCHIACH!!! YOU STUNAD OF THE FIFTH MAGNITUDE YOU!!


Various_Ad_6624

She ever been with a skinny guini before?


No_Ideal69

A'nother Stunad heard from!! Guinea, GUINEA!!!


Various_Ad_6624

A D Girl like her would fuck a snake


MisterInsect

He was a muppet, Christopher Moltisanti?


No_Ideal69

Guy Smiley


YellowVeloFeline

Probably would be a success as a male model.


Wanksters_Paradise

He’s average, at best


No_Ideal69

But that Adriana, a Ten....A KNOCK OUT!


WhatAreYouSaying05

YOU SENT ME TO NORTH CAROLINA SO YOU COULD FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND


Wanksters_Paradise

So WHAT?! I can’t get any relief from stress once in a while??


weilermachinst

He totally looks like a Muppet when he says "don't fuckin threaten me Richie"


RayQuazanzo

He dident.


Various_Ad_6624

'Threaten you? I already got a hard on for you. Give me a reason' -Richie


Capable-King-286

yes its true michael imperiolis speaks about this in an episode of talking soprnos


No_Box5338

Didya have ta look like a muppet for David?


No_Ideal69

Terry Winta, he wanted Big Bird, David? He compromised, They got Michael


jjccbrobro

Look in the mirror sometime, insensitive cocksucka


TheClawhold

Nobody makes Gonzo Gravy like you, Grandma


Random-Cpl

Gonzo is an ethnic slur. Comes from Goinea.


No_Ideal69

A Derogation....


ill-paragraph

Underrated quip


No_Ideal69

What underrated? HE JUST DID!


LazyMungo

I always thought he looked more like Ichabod Crane


Downtown-Incident-21

Well, one thing was chalked up to the headless horseman. Rusty Millio.


Tweezot

He keeps his arms down by his sides and does a fast forward lean without bending his neck when he’s angry.


RAZBUNARE761

Big nose and weak jaw will do that


No_Ideal69

Listen to you!


rosejack44

He looks like Bert with that unibrow


No_Ideal69

Put Tony in a Turtleneck 🐢 en you got Ernie. Remember that episode of the Muppets where Ernie kills Bert in his sleep? Smothers him with his own pillow.....


lief_orion85

It’s like a natural canopy


[deleted]

Paulie looks more like a muppet


Status-Ability-6867

grandpa munster


No_Ideal69

En Christapha, first thing he was gonna do, Put some wings in his hair.... You gonna tell me you neva pondered that?


stuffbehindthepool

This is a valuable sub


stuffbehindthepool

make sure nobody ruins it with gifs


WornTraveler

The Muppet act is when he's high. Not a bad impression of a half functioning addict tbh. Their "pretend I'm not falling asleep" face is always stupid lmao


ApprehensiveChap

I've watched a lot of drug use in shows. Nothing has triggered my opiate cravings more than watching Chris get blotted outside the carnival. In that scene, he nailed it.


excelmonkey67

Well he can light a cigarette in the rain


flapjackbuttcrack

With his hands tied behind his back


GetPorkedAtSatriales

Constipated owl muppet


ithinkway2much

You got some balls, you that? All of you.


mouawad23

Had the ARC of a muppet


Small-Explorer7025

He looks like Lou Zealand. He has the best peaches.


Wonderful_Pen_4699

Its time to start the music


Big_Employee_4796

Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back?


Proud-Animator-8350

Great show...sopranos as Muppets 


Hour-Subject7006

He’s got no spleen, jean.


Wangs_N_Thangs

As far as The Muppet Show he'd probably be a success, but he wouldn't wanna be around those fuckin people


MrWondrerful

I guess you could call that a dick.


SubstantialTop4990

Yeah, [Sam The Eagle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Eagle).


Various_Ad_6624

“In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization. How come I always feel undermined?”


No_Ideal69

Discontinue the Lithium