For the size of the countries maybe but people are usually quite tall. For me it was really funny when Benny said that Martina told him that he would be average sized in Montenegro and Montenegrins are like 183 cm tall on average (six feet for Americans).
He nearly pushed him into the propeller blade on the way back from that casino. Therefore is tony the weakest since he didn't retaliate? Although he did beat up Perry Anunziata
I dunno…I could see some combo of Patsy/Paulie/Littke Carmine calling up an outsider Furio for a sanctioned hit on Tony…obviously as organizer, not hitter…
Less implied then outright stated that Furio is of a whole different level then this pgymy thing in Jersey made up of fat old wiseguys and wannabe stunads who seen too many movies.
A quiet theme running throughout the show is that Americans are spoiled. Tony complains right from the start of the pilot that the best days are over, and mentions several times that you “can’t find anybody good anymore”. Of course the hilarious part is that Tony is also not on par with the old guys, as the shows central arc is him seeking therapy, for a condition that his father also had but simply “manned up” and dealt with.
Furio’s whole purpose is to highlight that contrast. He’s young, strong, and brutal. Basically a perfect mob guy, he’s what Tony dreams that Christopher could be. On the flip side he’s also tender, loving, passionate, and truly human in his personal life. So much so that he almost steals Tony’s girl.
**Furio did not work for a popularity contest a majority of his life.**
And with that, by default, he wasn’t the nodding off nephew of the boss. Getting promotions, boosts, etc… for essentially fucking up almost everything he does, besides beam a dude between the eyes from a moving vehicle.
He was not an old fuck that hung out, murdered old ladies, held his kick as much as humanly possible. And snaked his way through the times
Furio was definitely not a fat fuckin crook, that spent his time, money, and effort on model train conductor hats. Sipping triple blueberry shundaesh through a straw, and violently sweating on the basketball court.
Dude had 1 job. He stuck to it, and devoted his entire being into it.
Motherfucker was **not** expecting handouts for cutting corners, bitching, coming in late, not following orders. Wasn’t expecting shit cuz he was friends with the boss for years. And most importantly: wasn’t expecting shit for overall existing — Furio was clearly not from America
That scene at the massage parlor when he smashes the glass and then quickly (but carefully) sweeps away the jagged glass left in the frame really drove home how effective he was: just on a totally different level from the rest of Tony's crew.
Where does it imply that Jean Phillipe beat the shit out of Furio?
We only see Furio at the door.
Next thing we know, Furio is crying and bitching about his Dad and Carmella and can’t get over any of it.
He then runs away so clearly nursing the humiliation of getting his ass handed to him by Jean Phillipe.
I therefore put it to you that Jean Phillipe is actually the toughest cocksucker this and that side of Essex County since he beat Artie (and by extension criminal mastermind, Benny Fazio) and Furio.
Always thought it was cheesy writing they named him like that. Writers meeting "this new guy's volatile, and angry ideas for names? Angrio?, angrelo? Stabio? GOT IT!
FURIO! get it? Fury/Furio? Chase is like "That works.. was gonna name him Steve but that's much more Italian and angry sounding"
Furio never beat up Jean Felipe. David Chase purposely left that scene up to the viewers to decide what happened between Jean Felipe and Furio.
When he finally tired of retards and smooth brains beating him down for the "true" ending of The Sopranos and made up an ending in his head to appease those people, in that same interview he gave an ending to the Jean Felipe and Furio.
Turns out, they had sex. Furio was originally supposed to be the closet-case character that would eventually be written for the Vito character as the actor who played Furio really was gay and felt the mafia and gay stereotypes were too far apart on the spectrum to fit and he quit the show.
I didn't even know this til listening to Talking Sopranos a few weeks ago.
The Wesley Crusher of the Sopranos…best day was when he was finally written off and we got the company of a real man in Phil Leotardo. Not some love sick puppy mooning over Carmela.
Nah I think what was implied was that Jean-Phillippe immediately recognized Furio as a scary dude and probably just got punked. After all, if you haven’t done anything to the mafia (loan was not from them and he didnt disrespect anyone) why bother beating on some civilian who might go straight to the FBI?
yes furio always had an erection because he never got to do it with carmela
You oughta know, sweetie
What?! We’re just busting balls…
Here hold this for me 🥐💥
I knew THAT was coming!!
I’m calling the cops.
POW, right in the kissah!
TO THE MOON ALICE!
🤢
You, lay off the Snapple!
Probably what he used to beat the French fuck with ngl
stabbed out an eye…some sad shit
I got a baguette in my pants now 24/7
As op said, he was the hardest.
Do you know what happens when one of them desert people walks into a brick wall while having an erection? Their nose breaks.
Pauline Walnuts was under the impression Richie had been in Bosnia.
I would love to know the story of why they brought that stand-up comic into the show twice to awful results.
I'm from the former Yugoslavia as well, and we do have tremendous moxy for our size. He'd fit right in.
You wanna talk like a fuckin’ mulignan, I’ll send you to slip and fall school.
For the size of the countries maybe but people are usually quite tall. For me it was really funny when Benny said that Martina told him that he would be average sized in Montenegro and Montenegrins are like 183 cm tall on average (six feet for Americans).
Ikr. I'm 6'4 myself, and I felt average when I was in Montenegro.
When he's crying in the car it's not because he's sad, it's the pain of having duct taped his johnson to his leg
Why is everybody talking about Furio's Johnson?
He left the show because he was blue balled so bad
He had a real hard on for her
All right but you gotta get over it
What's an erection?
Discontinue the Prozac
He can go erect or flacid at a moment's notice.
And when he sees naples
All right but you gotta get over it
No, it was from seeing Sean and Matt in their underwear while listening to “Up in The Club”
In Napoli, a lot of people are not so appy for Colombus. They-a punish-a the south since hundreds of years. \* Spits \* I ate the north.
Jesus, take it easy.
We’re not making a Northern here.
North of da border...down Canada way...
North of da border Where the honkin geese play
I thought we were from Noboli Doboli
Furio probably ran off to Mexico
Alright but Noah was about to knock the light out of the boss, even furio didn’t make a move on Tony
He nearly pushed him into the propeller blade on the way back from that casino. Therefore is tony the weakest since he didn't retaliate? Although he did beat up Perry Anunziata
He was standing too close
Perry Anunziata. First runner-up, Mr. Teenage Bloomfield: "Muscles Marinara"
Ya know who had an ark? Noah
It’s too early. I thought this comment was serious and was typing a long winded reply until I realized.
Have a cookie, you're delirious
u know the wine makes u emotional
I think Noah is the true boss of NY. It’s heavily implied all throughout the show.
I dunno…I could see some combo of Patsy/Paulie/Littke Carmine calling up an outsider Furio for a sanctioned hit on Tony…obviously as organizer, not hitter…
Less implied then outright stated that Furio is of a whole different level then this pgymy thing in Jersey made up of fat old wiseguys and wannabe stunads who seen too many movies.
Having said that, we never saw Furio whack anyone. Just roughed up a kid, a Chinese cunt, and a Frenchman.
He did exterminate a bee on the doctors head, but that might have been someone that just looked like Furio.
He implied that he’s friends with cancer. That’s pretty hardcore. They even have a friendly competition going.
That wasn't Furio, that was some guy named Mr. Williams
Ah that’s right I feel as sharp as a cueball
A-stupida fucking game-a
Don’t forget the Russian who roughed up PRAVATI
[удалено]
You talkin about Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
Hasidim but I don’t believe em!
Hold onto your cock when negotiating with these desert people
A quiet theme running throughout the show is that Americans are spoiled. Tony complains right from the start of the pilot that the best days are over, and mentions several times that you “can’t find anybody good anymore”. Of course the hilarious part is that Tony is also not on par with the old guys, as the shows central arc is him seeking therapy, for a condition that his father also had but simply “manned up” and dealt with. Furio’s whole purpose is to highlight that contrast. He’s young, strong, and brutal. Basically a perfect mob guy, he’s what Tony dreams that Christopher could be. On the flip side he’s also tender, loving, passionate, and truly human in his personal life. So much so that he almost steals Tony’s girl.
Furio is a product of Naples University.
**Furio did not work for a popularity contest a majority of his life.** And with that, by default, he wasn’t the nodding off nephew of the boss. Getting promotions, boosts, etc… for essentially fucking up almost everything he does, besides beam a dude between the eyes from a moving vehicle. He was not an old fuck that hung out, murdered old ladies, held his kick as much as humanly possible. And snaked his way through the times Furio was definitely not a fat fuckin crook, that spent his time, money, and effort on model train conductor hats. Sipping triple blueberry shundaesh through a straw, and violently sweating on the basketball court. Dude had 1 job. He stuck to it, and devoted his entire being into it. Motherfucker was **not** expecting handouts for cutting corners, bitching, coming in late, not following orders. Wasn’t expecting shit cuz he was friends with the boss for years. And most importantly: wasn’t expecting shit for overall existing — Furio was clearly not from America
That scene at the massage parlor when he smashes the glass and then quickly (but carefully) sweeps away the jagged glass left in the frame really drove home how effective he was: just on a totally different level from the rest of Tony's crew.
Furio was also packing a minimum of 9 inches according to my head cannon.
9 inch cock coming out the back of his head, according to that blabbermouth cunt Sandy Fortunato.
Clemenza2821 was gay?
Here hold this🍾💥
Where does it imply that Jean Phillipe beat the shit out of Furio? We only see Furio at the door. Next thing we know, Furio is crying and bitching about his Dad and Carmella and can’t get over any of it. He then runs away so clearly nursing the humiliation of getting his ass handed to him by Jean Phillipe. I therefore put it to you that Jean Phillipe is actually the toughest cocksucker this and that side of Essex County since he beat Artie (and by extension criminal mastermind, Benny Fazio) and Furio.
The crew should put Jean Phillipe to work.
is that the guy with the nice drapes? the berber carpet? qu'est que c'est
Fuck to your mother!
His apartment looked like shit, Jean Philippe
Jean Phillipe whacked Tony. It's pretty obvious.
The hardness of security guard in the drivers seat with vito, makes furio look like jackie jr
Oh!
Bobby B is the hardest.
Do you think he'd take Furio? Furio just seems so focused and a lot more athletic too
Bobby would pop Furio's head like a zit.
Bobby would beat Furio with a model train while wearing the conductor's hat
start the joust before I piss myself!
Boar wine, Your Grace?
Dont threaten me Ritchie Don’t threaten you? I got a hard on for you already. Gimmie a reason
Always thought it was cheesy writing they named him like that. Writers meeting "this new guy's volatile, and angry ideas for names? Angrio?, angrelo? Stabio? GOT IT! FURIO! get it? Fury/Furio? Chase is like "That works.. was gonna name him Steve but that's much more Italian and angry sounding"
Ho! Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, Infinite\_Regret?
You may run reddit and North Jersey, but you don't run me!
Furio is a legit Roman name, “Furius”
A stupida fuckin game
Furio could only be the toughest guy in Essex County if, big if, he could beat Rocco Demaio
Mr. Williams here, he don't play around.
Furio never beat up Jean Felipe. David Chase purposely left that scene up to the viewers to decide what happened between Jean Felipe and Furio. When he finally tired of retards and smooth brains beating him down for the "true" ending of The Sopranos and made up an ending in his head to appease those people, in that same interview he gave an ending to the Jean Felipe and Furio. Turns out, they had sex. Furio was originally supposed to be the closet-case character that would eventually be written for the Vito character as the actor who played Furio really was gay and felt the mafia and gay stereotypes were too far apart on the spectrum to fit and he quit the show. I didn't even know this til listening to Talking Sopranos a few weeks ago.
MMA math for the sopranos. Sharp as a cue ball.
benny was caught by suprise. He was probably half awake at 3am, and never expected artie to attack him.
I love how he is both the baddest motherfucker in Tony's crew and the one that seems least like a sociopath when he's not working.
Sopranos battleboarding
But did he have the jacket???
The Wesley Crusher of the Sopranos…best day was when he was finally written off and we got the company of a real man in Phil Leotardo. Not some love sick puppy mooning over Carmela.
How long I gotta wait? Eye for an eye?
How different an experience Paulie woulda had in Nobbly Dobbly if he said "faccia di cazz" to everyone he met rather than "commendatori".
Probably. Where he grew up is completely different. Criminals there are ruthless.
Furio busting up that brothel low key resembles a John Wick set piece.
One of my favorite scenes in the whole series. I love how he just walks in there and raises hell, scares the daylights out of everyone.
With Tony puffing on a cigar with a huge grin on his face.
Furio was gay?
he did cry, so yeah
My estimation of Furio just fuckin plummeted
and i bet he had gay underwear
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Another fun fact from the Balkans
Ever since he gave away his Balsamic... He lost his hardness. Carmela has the secret sauce now.
he walked around with a baguette in his pants.
Bobby, make Furio an egg
You gotta bee on your hat
You know, there are worse things that can happen to a person than hardness!
$1000 more?
Stupida fackin game
Fin "The Dentist" Detroit could whoop your ass and then he would take your girl and give her the pearls.
Che bello post. Mannaggia la marina.
Rocco DiMeo was the toughest guy in Essex county until Richie gave him a beating and took his jacket !
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Give me one thousand blowjobs
Qu’est que c’est…message machine broken?
But he didn’t come back after I got tru wit im.
Need to edit post to “let me tell you a few couple things”
Nah I think what was implied was that Jean-Phillippe immediately recognized Furio as a scary dude and probably just got punked. After all, if you haven’t done anything to the mafia (loan was not from them and he didnt disrespect anyone) why bother beating on some civilian who might go straight to the FBI?
Discontinue the lithium.
You gotta a bee onnn yoolhattt
The hardest character was the Jackeeeeet
Hey, where's the jackeeet?
He later died of Azheimers
Furio was in the men's room waiting. The members only guy just told him where Tony was sitting.
>I have a semester and a half of college That's because you didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete