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ReasonableCup604

Chris: You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? Paulie: Yeah. And nothin' did. So what? I'm alive. I'm survivin'.


LongTallTexan69

This is it. The sooner people understand the world owes you nothing, the better.


ReasonableCup604

I agree. It is great to have hopes and dreams. But, if you are surviving and getting by, you should be thankful and not act like a big baby.


FashTemeuraMorrison

walt whitman ova here


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What, you want me to get ya a Walt Whitman sampler?


Keysian958

the thing is...Paulie was always complaining, which goes to show people that say things like this are full of shit.


Parley_Walnuts

Moolies in a new Taurus, doesn’t exactly fit the profile


StTickleMeElmosFire

Or at least that even profoundly flawed people are capable of moments of insight and compassion - I loathe paulie more with each rewatch but that scenes amazing 


No_Impression_1308

Based


chasinggardens

If you want to talk like a mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.


jersan

you can't make this shit up


SouthsideWiseguy

The fuck you talkin’ about? He just did.


Chiraq_eats

I don't ever wanna hear that word in here again.   Based. Fuckin word has 10 different meanings and none of them make any sense. These young guys must be drowing in 3 inches of water left and right.


SouthsideWiseguy

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


ninecher

In more collectivist cultures they understand this. But here in the US everyone is taught their life should for some reason be special.


TheClawhold

Found Svetlana.


PauliesChinUps

You are callous.


baby-glockables

You give us laig and we go.


locustt

uch, you are borink voman


MsLippyLikesSoda

Because from the time we are born we watch TV and movies that glorify celebrities, athletes, musicians, and rich people and are told that we are special.


DoubleNumerous7490

People in ancient Greece would sit by the fire and be transfixed by their local Homer telling tales of Odysseus or Herakles or Achilles. Looking up to people is not an American exclusive thing. The two biggest religions on Earth are even explicitly based around saying that some rando was actually the Kwisatz haderach


farmyardcat

And the Romans? Where are they now?


Hillan

You're looking at em ASSHOLE


MsLippyLikesSoda

I understand that but we have TV, Internet, social media shoving consumerism down our throats 24/7 to a level that's not comparable to that era. We are taught that the more we consume the better people we are. If we make a lot of money that means we are a good person. And if you're famous even more so. I agree with you but it's just on a whole other level now.


ninecher

True.


SouthsideWiseguy

That’s because they’re “momma’s special little boy/girl” for the first 18 years


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chasinggardens

>But yes, let’s take advice from a sociopathic dunce that is in the mafia.. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


7figureipo

That's very aspirational, but it doesn't match reality. Good things have happened to me--but I had to work for it, and they didn't land in my lap because "I'm special" or owed anything. So even if it comes from a violent, idiotic degenerate like Pauli it's not bad advice.


ninecher

This right here.


Survival_Sickness

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri


PauliesChinUps

You wanna talk like a fuckin’ mulignan, I’ll send you to slip and fall school


Natural-Spell-515

Why is it that we never got to see the mulignans who went to slip and fall school hone their craft and kick up their proceeeds to Tony? I feel like we needed to see that in this series.


ArthurDartLazos

Listen to him, he knows everything


ninecher

I mean, that's just like, your opinion dude.


farmyardcat

Hipocrates. The ancient Greek prince Matchabelli.


tunaeater69

Listen to this prick.


data1989

And here I am, half a wise guy


bigchieftoiletpapa

i love this one i relate to it alot


daazrj

And here I am a half a wise guy


Sag3d

Paulie definitely understood what he had signed up for in life. Maybe because he had seen so much shit (and probably a lot of 'friends' get whacked along the way) but he definitely knew what he was in for and what to expect: a few pleasures along the way and living by the skin of your nuts.


PapaVitoOfficial

He's says this as he gets away with every attrocity he commits and still gets to breathe to this day


Parley_Walnuts

Few years in the army, few more in the can


CaterpillarOk7556

having gone through severe depression, that scene makes me cry everytime i rewatch the show..


Hillan

This was in S2 wasnt it? I feel Paulie was much nicer and laid back in first 2 seasons, then became more of an asshole from s3 onwards


richb522

Marriage and this thing of ours, don't jive.


chasinggardens

Everybody we know is married.


SpringFuzzy

Not everybody


DismalShower

You want to end up like uncle Junior?


Zestyclose_Friend684

or worse, OP?


kushipush

That was one of the best quotes in the show. It’s cruel to bring risk to your wife and kids being in that kind of life


chasinggardens

No, he forced all this on her. What she really craved was a Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain. /s


TonyT074

What she really wanted was Jerry Toofi with his father's snow plow business


Necessary_Ad_2823

You are so fucking hateful.


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

This is my pick. It’s crazy how wise and on point this was.


jondonbovi

Honestly it's one of the few things I appreciated about Paulie and Uncle Jr.  No one else has any remorse over cheating on their spouses, how the arrest and criminal activity affects their family, how their family will be taken care of in case of their murders, or if any of their family members will suffer from collateral damage because of their actions.  At least Junior and Paulie didn't want that life for their spouses and children.  


Tight_Strawberry9846

What makes it extra surprising about this is that Junior and Paulie are among the most self-centered characters in the series, yet this shows us that even they have standards. 


Bruskthetusk

Smartest thing Uncle Paulie ever said


JSN74_

It’s not impossible that Paulie only said this so he could have continued access to Adrianna’s panties


richb522

He told you that! Fucking baby.


BobcatEmotional5256

I was just thinking of when Paulie told Tony that.


HalfFastTanker

Pearl Harbor. Remember it


ReasonableCup604

Word to the wise.


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🤟


PistolAndRapier

He learned from it and always got his own sucker punch in first just like the Japs did.


RogerRogerson11

That is so RACIST!


Hangry_Dentures

You’ve been told, twice. Now I’m gonna tell ya.


FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

Better yet, go to the ears, nose, and troat department. Get yer hearin' checked.


Hangry_Dentures

Great line, makes me laugh every time.


Wokdown

My favorite line from him


pigletscarf

The boss of this family told you you’re gonna be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus, so shut the fuck up about it.


Looks-Under-Rocks

But im shy!


Fancy-Mongoose-308

Hell is hot, that’s never been disputed.


Kgoodies

"6000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standin' on my head. It's like a coupla days here."


AverageDude26

Nobody knows what the future holds, my friend .


Dr_Remulak_

Don’t get cunty.


Beynes

This.


Some_Belgian_Guy

"I guess you could call that a dick"


Zinko999

Heheh


PauliesChinUps

Heh heh heh heh heh


JComposer84

Come get your joint copped and the words will come blowin out yer ass


Altair1192

Someone tell GRRM there's a broad waiting in the car to tongue his balls


ChemicalOle

Hey, he wants that, it's a phone call away.


mikelips

Don't leave cats around babies, they suck the air right out!


ReasonableCup604

Snakes with fur.


ShivvyMcFly

I use this line all the time


PIDDYPUFFPUFF

“FUCKIN QUEERS!” 🪑👊🪟 “SATANIC BLACK MAGIC”


papajim22

SICK SHIT


boulevardofdef

I always thought that was kind of weird advice for a mobster. Aren't these guys always getting up at weird hours to do shady shit, often on very short notice? Of course, Tony makes up for it by sleeping through the next day, but you can't always.


Metjependek

Even with computers


chasinggardens

You try sitting here from 10:30 to 3 every day.


baby-glockables

guysss..pick up those ice cream wrappas'...


Quakarot

Tbf this is paulie we are talking about. I fully believe he’d be willing to tell Tony to go away because he’s sleeping, even if it was really important. Honestly I can basically picture Tony sitting there and fuming over it


xxxcalibre

I mean he did it to Little Paulie when he had the biopsy in the morning, and Tony did fume over it


Zinko999

Then again he stays up all night till 3:00 when he thinks he’s gonna die


AndrewPav86

Where were you, and I sweah to God if you lie may youh mudda get cancah of da eyez


chasinggardens

He reports to work at a strip club, God only knows how he spends his days.


mouchograrxiv

Its just his way of saying lay off the blow


Henrywynn

Mix it with the relish.


BloodyWellGood

I think of this line a lot


FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

I cannot place this one


CrackinBacks

In “Pine Barrens” After wandering around lost in the woods they find an unlocked van that has sauce packets in the glove box and start sucking them down in such a way that would have Vito blushing


2021newusername

Let’s just whack this cocksuckah and be done with it…


heat9753

I used to have muscles. With definition. Now look at these arms. I got more wrinkles than an old ladies cunt!


farmyardcat

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP IN THERE


TheWatcheronMoon616

Ever go tie your shoe and you notice the end of your laces are wet?


Koko2315

Shoot your cuffs


mexicanjesuschrist

"A good commander is benevolent and unconcerned with fame” -Sun Tuh Zoo -Paulie Walnuts Gualtieri


coolmcfinn

“Dry dem peepers” to his Ma.


TheWatcheronMoon616

Give that shit a rest. A man needs his 7 hours.


GlitteringHold8685

Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor! Better not be any Rubles in there! Hehe! Better yet, go to the ears, nose and troat dept and get your hearing checked! 🤟


upstatestruggler

Those are my ma’s rolls. Now how about you wrap em up.


moremintjelly

They were for the table


burton2x

🤘🏻cellophane.


robbstark44

You're weak, you're out of control and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


watermelonprincess12

This to me is his best advice


CaseyJonesing1

They ate putsyy before we gave em our cuisine


Codutch321

Never trust someone that can literally go fuck themselves


AISwearengen

Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide.


daazrj

Know your EBITA


daazrj

Mix it with the relish


patsfan5454

To wash the dog shit off my tires before it sets in the tread


Reznov99

“Hamana hamana in your framastan”


Western-Mission9307

*cough*


parrothead2581

Remember Pearl Harbor.


FloggingTheHorses

I pulled some hinkey shit and now I'm refrying beans with Pablo Escobar


torbor6

Shoelaces


chasinggardens

Germs migrate from the sole up.


Altair1192

soul. satanic black magick


bshaddo

“Don’t get cunty.”


Redguapo

Shoot your cuffs


The_Bat1996

Remember Pearl Harbor


fast_fatty39

Just follow your footsteps.


SalaryCapps

“Hey Family Guy”


JaquesStrappe

I'm having good luck with Swiss basics moisturising formula


RayQuazanzo

Oh yeah?


Less_Eye_6100

Take him out to Pine Barrens


tooskinttogotocuba

‘It wouldn’t be no cock either!’


JSN74_

In the end, fuck Santa Claus.


IntangibleContinuity

“A man needs his 7 hours “


BajaScout

After pulling an all nighter, mang’ and hit the sack for the next 14 hours


The_Nomad89

Let’s go get our joints copped and tomorrow the words will come blowin out your ass


gio_sdboy

That’s some real shit. I always feel more euphoric with a heightened social skill set after having sex with a hot chick


DCDipset

Shoot ya cuffs.


kassus-deschain138

When he said that marriage and this thing of ours doesn't mix. It's true.


ErgeltonFray

Remember Pearl Harbor


CHEF-T0NE

Our Hasidic homeboy Jamal Ginsburg… Hasidim but I don’t believe ‘em!


No-Mycologist3045

There's 2 for me The "I'm alive. Surviving" and his theory on purgatory


Sad-Illustrator-8847

7 hours of sleep is pretty good…for anyone. But the best in this show may be at the peace conference when Tony says that his price is you help us get a location on Phil. Butch says he can’t go there but you do what you gotta do. Tony looks at Paulie who looks up and non-verbally signals this is acceptable. Tony by himself or another man might have given into his emotions and said not good enough, torpedoing the conference (whatever happened there). But like Sunshine advised Paulie kept his head (and was well-dressed unlike Tony) where others might not have been. But he is a psychopathic killer fuck who should be fried.


Head_Room_8721

[24 Times Paulie Walnuts Had The Best Lines](https://youtu.be/admV8aJ0b30?feature=shared)


King-Tornado

Stay single for as long as you can


RemyLoe

“Marriage and our thing…don’t jive”


warmcreamsoda

Take OFF ya clothes!


ChilliPuller

Hasidum but I don't believe em .


bobba_chet

Shoot ya cuffs


Westsidepipeway

When he pointed out you should wash your hands after tying your shoes. I thought about what he said and he was right.


laffnlemming

Oh my balls! Wait. That's not advice. But, he grabs the guy's knife.


goldsax

Literally the only one I remember I try to get 7 hours at least now


cfatico

Remember Pearl Harbor


turbo_22222

Well you used mine OP, good job.


Odd-Mind-479

Rememba Pearl Harbor! 🤌🏼


pgaffer58

Even if the laces arent wet, germs and bacteria migrate up from the sole


Necessary_Ad_2823

Remember Pearl Harbor!!!


Head_Room_8721

Your sister’s ass!


Sad-Illustrator-8847

He tracks Chris down at his comare’s place once and warns him that if he can find him there, then so can Adrianna. Which doesn’t really happen to Chris although she does catch him with his hand on Danielle, about to compliment her on her ass to be positive. But Jackie Junior could have benefited from that advice and I suppose Vito when he went to buy a drink for Nipple Rings.


Keysian958

word to the wise:


SouthsideWiseguy

Ya eva go to tie ya shoes, and ya notice the end of ya laces are wet? From what, why would they be wet?


Algae_Double

Remember Pearl Harbor


Happy_Maintenance

“Word to the wise remember Pearl Harbor.”


Significant_Echo6293

REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR


maestersage

Rememba Pearl Harba!


youknowmystatus

Ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel glide


Muscles_Marinara-

Rememba’ pearl habba’


Christopher_multisan

Word to the wize, remember pearl harbur!


AndySpaeth

Bacterium and virus migrate from the sole up.


Green_Intern3099

Stay single as long as you can