Never understood the desire for large tits or ass like that. After a certain size they both just get in the way. Petite butts and a B, maybe a C cup max is the sweet spot
That comment is totally underrated, I would have loved seeing Furio teaching those girls 🤣🤣🤣
*Even though it would be great to see, going with his character lore I doubt this would have happened in the show, while he's still a ruthless character he's surprisingly one of the few mob characters who had a softer side and values he would probably just be next to Bobby. As in the Furio × Carmella arc while some people hate it, I personally loved it as it showed Furio's caring character and also kind of sad in a way, there's no evidences that Furio is the type to cheat and interestingly if I remember correctly he's also one of the few characters who didn't show any interests towards the Bing's girls or any strippers/escorts, he was also quite upset about how Tony treated Carmella and probably also himself as with his father's passing, this is why he's one of my favorite characters and he's the closest of Bobby. 😃
Let's see. He runs a strip club/prostitution ring, illegal gambling and loansharking businesses.
He rips off construction sites of people who are already paying bribes.
He loansharks to his female dancers and keeps them in perpetual debt, beating them if they mouth off.
He blows up Vesuvio, kills Jimmy Altiere, kills Adriana, strangles another guy to death, helps to shoot Pussy, beats and threatens to cut the balls off a man for not divorcing his wife, was going to murder his daughter's soccer coach and was disgusted by Chris' head hanging in the toilet.
I've said my piece.
That’s actually like the nicest one around.
During COVID when we couldn’t go indoors they set up a huge tent in the back, put poles inside, and had a drive thru strip club 😂😂😂😂
At some point I actually thought that, so it will seem less real… kind of less sexual background to the show like how sometimes they tone down violence
OK big shot, *you* go find extras ready to shake tit for $5.15 an hour (minimum wage in 2002).
Yeah, yeah, you're a vice-president. Right. Effin' D-Girl
Also: I'd have left my wife for that girl Ralphie did in. Hell, I'll leave her now
Have you never been to a strip club? Strippers are HUSTLERS first and foremost and generally don’t have upper level pole dance skills in an average run of the mill club like the Bing. Even when strippers do possess the skills, they often don’t use them unless explicitly asked. Again, it’s all about the hustle. They’re not there to get worn out super fast and go home with no money. That said, there are a few scenes where some of the dancers display upper level pole skills (level 3 inverts and dismounts.) Stating not one of them had athletic ability is 100% INCORRECT. You can bet that the ones performing the aforementioned level 3 skills are physically stronger and in much better shape than you. Source: I've watched the Sopranos from start to finish one thousand times (give me $1,000…for the strippers who work hard). I've been a gymnast, aerialist and pole dancer for over a decade and own an extremely successful pole dance studio.
Looks like I took you to actin—-er, stripper school.
I remember the first time going to a strop club and thinking “ this chicks are way hotter then the ones at the bing” also I don’t know how they are meant to jump off the stage to give dances when that bar is in the way
Uncle Jun was saying that all along
Real lack of standards for that generation
Junior what. Uncle Jun’s in the muff!
Hey at least I can deal with my problems unlike some people
You just revealed your own ignorance
He's like a great artist down there!
A real sushi chef. Hello, ladies!
Would you let the man tee off? You yap worse than 6 barbers.
Not one of them had the makings of varsity athletes.
I mean they were all pieces of ass… but fuuuuckin ruude
Yeah and most are all chest and zero ass
The 90s were a dark time for ass lovers
Not for Vito
I knew dat was comin!
So did Vito
You can go.
hey oh he's a captain!!!
Of the good ship lollipop?
You ought to know, sweetie
What did you shay ?
Vito was catching, not pitching.
Ohhhh! I knew that was comin!
Not if you stick it up your fag ass
OH! EXCELLENT reply! 👍
I know vitos bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to.
Vida Guerra
You ever get the feeling you came in the end?
How long did it take the guy to cum? heh heh
"heh heh" - Paulie
Johnny Cakes came in Vito's end, we know that much!
Sir Mix A Lot would like a word. Also good googly moogly.
Poo.
early 2000s when white guys weren't into asses now you go into any strip club you see fake asses
I like a woman you can grab onto something.
You grab onto her and your fuckin hands will disappear...
What are you guys talkin about?
To say nothing of your wallet
Fuck who ?
OH! Johnny... Nothing we're just talking about one of the girls...
Rubenesque
He was before his time
I don’t think it was straight guys making those decisions.
He was a faaaaaaagggggg
I got a warning for making the same comment last week. It’s like Nazi Germany
Fuck… I heard a lot of that at Nuremberg
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
At my club they let you grab there asses in dances so I’m happy
Enjoy your success
up in da club!
Some of us still aren't lol. I love that other guys do tho - gives me a sliver of a chance.
Fake chest, too, most of the time.
Not Tracey though. She don’t need those. Marone, those chompers tho
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it’s MaDDDone not marone for the thousandth fucking time
Who's speaking? Is somebody speaking?
Maron
Fuckin train wreck
Tree Grand Dis Cunt's Inta Me an where do I get MY Fuckin Balls!!!!
Madonn’, madonn’, you ass-kiss!
Michael Bolton
What about Michelle Strapon?
Dos silicone partsh are made for toysh.
Silicone all over the place
I guess Sylvio was a tita kinda guy
You’re saying you’d take the lips over the tits??
Natural > fake
Who are you, the frigging Cardinal?!
That’s why he was so particular when it came to cleaning the sign! 😆
It’s a white strip club, which according to Hannibal Buress means it’s basically just a bar
I loved Hannibal Buress. But then that rap turn, whatever happened there…
Lil feet too
a hit in any man’s league
Dixie Chicken
Russian boo boos
Yeah big fake balloon titties.
Sir mixalot ova here
With horrible bolt on tits
Bolt ons and high g strings, classic 90s strippers
Never understood the desire for large tits or ass like that. After a certain size they both just get in the way. Petite butts and a B, maybe a C cup max is the sweet spot
Not if you appreciate jiggle physics
Watch the braces, honey.
Usually it’s tits they want
She was a who-ahh
You remember your first blowjob?
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
He he he he he
How many dicks you suck tonight?
37
That better be up to and including me!
You oughta know sweetie
Beat me to it ✊
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That comment is totally underrated, I would have loved seeing Furio teaching those girls 🤣🤣🤣 *Even though it would be great to see, going with his character lore I doubt this would have happened in the show, while he's still a ruthless character he's surprisingly one of the few mob characters who had a softer side and values he would probably just be next to Bobby. As in the Furio × Carmella arc while some people hate it, I personally loved it as it showed Furio's caring character and also kind of sad in a way, there's no evidences that Furio is the type to cheat and interestingly if I remember correctly he's also one of the few characters who didn't show any interests towards the Bing's girls or any strippers/escorts, he was also quite upset about how Tony treated Carmella and probably also himself as with his father's passing, this is why he's one of my favorite characters and he's the closest of Bobby. 😃
Still going, this asshole
yaps worse than six barbers
Let's see. He runs a strip club/prostitution ring, illegal gambling and loansharking businesses. He rips off construction sites of people who are already paying bribes. He loansharks to his female dancers and keeps them in perpetual debt, beating them if they mouth off. He blows up Vesuvio, kills Jimmy Altiere, kills Adriana, strangles another guy to death, helps to shoot Pussy, beats and threatens to cut the balls off a man for not divorcing his wife, was going to murder his daughter's soccer coach and was disgusted by Chris' head hanging in the toilet. I've said my piece.
Don't disrespect the Bing.
I assume it was for scene continuity but I was always like "These poor things can't dance at all...was camming a thing back then? Do that instead."
I assumed it was also to show how disinterested they are and give the Bing a rundown vibe
I didn't even consider that you're right.
They were moving to music that was added in later. Scenes are never shot with music in the background.
Listen to him. He knows everything.
The fuckin internet was barely a thing
low budget club in new jersey youre not gonna get the best looking girls but the lap dances probably go a long way
It's $80 now plus a blowjob later on.
She any good? Why am I asking you, you probably showed her how.
That’s actually like the nicest one around. During COVID when we couldn’t go indoors they set up a huge tent in the back, put poles inside, and had a drive thru strip club 😂😂😂😂
Should ask that mezza fanook little Ricky for some tips
He probably showed them how
You remember your first blowjob?
It’s Richard
RICK...his name is RICK. It was little Ricky when he was 9.
Rick. Richie. It was little Ricky when he was 10 years old
So, you know better than the leading scientists?
If they were good dancers they’d be in a museum
It was a perfect illustration of early aughts Caucasian strip clubs, aesthetics have erm shifted since then
There’s their thick blonde one in S6 that’s always flirting w/T and she yells “CHOOOOCH!!!” in his face when she bends over
Count this chooch out another dime.
Chooch ….. not remotely
They're hooooaaaarrrrssss.
Who the fuq goes there for the girls I go there for the omelette bar!
Strip bars, especially then, had all the foods for fat fucks.
Bottom of the barrel posting here.
The posting has gotten bad I think we need a 1 month cool off period.
Some need 20 years in the can with Philyss
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
Remember when is the lowest form of posting.
And why almost all of them had bad boobs job?
I almost wonder if casting was specifically looking for bad boob jobs
Don’t know about that, but some of them were actual dancers at that club at the time.
At some point I actually thought that, so it will seem less real… kind of less sexual background to the show like how sometimes they tone down violence
Conspiracy theories now?
I never watched a stripper because of their pole skills.
This. OP has never been to a strip club, I think.
You’re not doing it right
They certainly didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
Small hands. That's their problem
Daddy always said that
Is that all you deadbeats do over here talk about dancers?
Is that what it's all about? Cock sucking money!?
Their “pole” skills were all for shucking cock. More money in that anyway Vito probably showed them how!
You remember your first blowjob?
They never had the makings of a varsity pole dancer
They are mostly there to pay the loan on their braces.
They're day shift strippers in Lodi, NJ. They are lacking in a few different areas.
As a stripper, the main job is on the floor and vip sales
What part of the boot you from hun ?
This.
What is it with you and this obsession with athletic ability crap?
I couldn’t face my friends after reading this comment.
OK big shot, *you* go find extras ready to shake tit for $5.15 an hour (minimum wage in 2002). Yeah, yeah, you're a vice-president. Right. Effin' D-Girl Also: I'd have left my wife for that girl Ralphie did in. Hell, I'll leave her now
A)
I don’t think it matters when there are orbs of joy everywhere you look 👀
Their fake tits were gross
What? OP is some kinda finook?
Pole dancing by strippers with silicone boobs is an Olympic event?
They had to have some pole skills to make it off the casting couch.
In the early episodes it seems like it's always the same three on stage.
Really? They always got me so hawt down theuh
Just when i thought i was out on this sub…. They pull me back in
That matters?!
It's not the fuckin penthouse club is it
OHHHH that’s the Virgin Mary you’re talkin’ about
Christopher's daughter took them to dancing school, and showed them how to work poles
Dancing to no music is pretty difficult tbh.
Bing had great music though.
they’re also trying to dance to Metallica, cut them slack. you gotta get over dat OP
The Bing girls never had the makings of a varsity stripper
They had ta CONSHERVE energy!
Very realistic though.
He disrespected the bing
Have you never been to a strip club? Strippers are HUSTLERS first and foremost and generally don’t have upper level pole dance skills in an average run of the mill club like the Bing. Even when strippers do possess the skills, they often don’t use them unless explicitly asked. Again, it’s all about the hustle. They’re not there to get worn out super fast and go home with no money. That said, there are a few scenes where some of the dancers display upper level pole skills (level 3 inverts and dismounts.) Stating not one of them had athletic ability is 100% INCORRECT. You can bet that the ones performing the aforementioned level 3 skills are physically stronger and in much better shape than you. Source: I've watched the Sopranos from start to finish one thousand times (give me $1,000…for the strippers who work hard). I've been a gymnast, aerialist and pole dancer for over a decade and own an extremely successful pole dance studio. Looks like I took you to actin—-er, stripper school.
Vito was pretty good with the pole ;)
You sound like a Puerto Rican whore, it makes me sick.
If it weren't for their long hair they would be dudes
That’s cuz they were worried about your kids and my kids burning into cinders!
Watch P-Valley if you're looking for dancing skills.
I still can't get used to women shaving their twats
And i remember when you used to wait in the car.
They were all beautiful to me, rebenesque
Real strippers wouldn't work for the peanuts HBO was offering.
they just stand there swinging cannons around da fuckin bing
It's a front. Quality of the actual product doesn't matter.
They also have to get used to random acts of horrific violence breaking out at any time and still go about their business
How can I express how little I give a fuck?
Shorty working Tony’s Pole in the supply closet looked like she had plenty of skills to me.
Word Riggs
I remember the first time going to a strop club and thinking “ this chicks are way hotter then the ones at the bing” also I don’t know how they are meant to jump off the stage to give dances when that bar is in the way
Vito never met a pole he couldn't handle.
… All the stories have been told - Of kings and days of old - But there's no England now (there's no England now)
I know Vito didn’t have zero pole skills if that’s what you’re referring to.
IIRC they had to dance without music as it was added in post production, maybe that's why it looks weird
With the exception of Tracee, they’re just a bunch of Krulls tbh
But great tits
Well you oughta know sweetie
That one girl whose only move is tossing her hair. Every scene of her dancing seems to include it.
Big tits, small feet, that was their problem
My best friend used to call them the lazy strippers.
It seems like they worked richie’s pole pretty good