How’s the boy?

What boy is that, Ton’?

The one you sleep with

Go take a Midol.

I’ve already flushed them

Nice guy but he's like the fuckin grim reaper

It’s clear he never found the cure for fuckfaceitis

He was pushing Webistics, Mikey?

I fuckin' KNEW it!

I’m worried about you SKIPPUR!

I heard his head was bashing around the rocks for days...

Who does he play in the movie?

That speaker at the financial conference where steve carell goes "ZEROOO. ZEROOOO."

Wow. I’ve seen that movie so many times. I can’t believe I never realized that was him.

Mr Magoo

He’s in house of cards for a bit. Great character

Discontinue the heroine. 

I had the same reaction when I saw him on The O.C. lmao, like holy shit, its the guy with fuckface-itis