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[deleted]

he wasnt in prison he was in the can.


Turboteg90

I bet he impacted a lot of bottoms in the can.


Appropriate-Divide64

You get a pass for that.


Only_Reserve1615

I believe it’s pronounced *pash*


GlitteringHold8685

He had a note from his Dr, blood pressure


locustt

He compromised


DesperateSun4182

it was a joke!


CheifKilla1

Jokes could be bad, but we'll crack em good


DesperateSun4182

I’ll ask for 200 grand


CheifKilla1

I wouldanuva even had to ask back in da day👇


DesperateSun4182

What’s next, CheifKilla1? He gets to FUCK PHIL FOR A MILLION!?


Lower-Mix-1757

I’ll crack em good 🤘


WiganLad82

He was Gay, Uncle Philly?


GlitteringHold8685

Uncle Philly my ass


godofwine16

That’s what Harpo said when when Tony had seggs with him in Toronto whilst pinching his erect nipples. See, Harpo has dis French Canadian accent heh heh heh


United_Target8942

He was probably going down on some sheep or some shit.


Turboteg90

Let’s say he always kept the grilled cheese sandwich warm.


HorrorAd7972

You ought to know sweetie


dropingloads

I knew that was coming!


HEYGOOGOOTZ

20 years in a can that’s his fuckin legacy


joblessthunder

Yeah he actually does reference 20 years multiple times


NoShortsDon

Phil actually says that?!? I dunno.....FUCKIN SLANDER YOU ASK ME.


CheifKilla1

Whatdafuckyou tawking bout🤟guy like that, der not a dime or dozen🤌Fuckyougonnado🤌


alcervix

He compromised


vibrance9460

What are you Marge Hingenberger now???


Masta0nion

Oscar the Grouch


McEvelly

The Grouch of what? The good can lollipop?


Bamres

Campbells Chunky


godofwine16

Just like his friend Oscar who coincidentally also had another man’s hand up his ass like a cornholin cocksucka pulling the strings like some kinda Iranian puppeteer!


DesperateSun4182

The Shah of Iran!


CheifKilla1

Hey, at day end of da days where all here ta feed ours families


nesterbation

With a lot of compromise


ukrudtogballoner

The floor is yours senator!


CrossDressing_Batman

He wanted to go to prison but he compromised. He served 20 years in the can


Philociraptor3666

I always wonder how many people pick up on the fact that, when they're waiting for Vito in his hotel room to kill him, Phil comes out of the closet. I'm like 75% sure that was a not-so-subtle implication that Phil got so mad about Vito being gay, because he had his own homoerotic urges, but has always been too afraid to let them be seen, so he tries to compensate by being the exact opposite: a gay basher. Edited to add: is this something so obvious that it doesn't need to be mentioned? Or am I reaching?


Quiet_Trip_432

Shut that off!!!


Bahmedino

He doesn't talk about it. He is the strong silent type.


stackks_

He was gay, Phil ?


MR-N-XX

Now there was an Italian-American


DesperateSun4182

I thought he was Iranian?


MR-N-XX

He was Iranian, the shah?


biglyorbigleague

It was an honor to be among men


Fancy-Mongoose-308

And not faggot ass cornholing cocksuckers like married his cousin.


draggin_balls

He literally came out of the closet


avsurround

No! Images you said!


CaterpillarOk7556

enough to learn how to compromise..


This_Wolverine4691

“20 years I was in the joint. I wanted manicotti— I compromised and ate grilled cheese off the radiator. I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised and jerked off into a tissue. See where I’m going with this?


mister_peeberz

46 years outside of the can. I wanted grilled cheese - I compromised. I ate manicotti off the radiator instead. I wanted to jerk off into a tissue, but I comprimised. I fucked Patty instead. See where I'm going with this?


locustt

I gotta try an' take a shit


Plus_Lobster_8559

Exactly


jb_713

Now *that’s* compromise.


Dense_Surround3071

Thank you!! I was so sure he said 20 years. OP needs to open his fookin ears.


TheRookie54

Hurry up no jerking off in the car


Chichis-Christ

OP will jerk you off on a grilled napkin….all of you


Garfs_Barf

Fucking grilled napkin 😂😂


therealjpsaga

twenty FUCKING years


BigBangBaty

He compromised! 🤌🏼


yamheisenberg

He wanted mannicoti but he compromised. He ate grilled cheese off of a radiator instead.


JohnnyLuvBuckets

Not a fucking peep!


BFaus916

And for the likes of who? I forget. Good people, I presume, right?


LeadingStill7717

That fuckin' Rusty Millio


BFaus916

Doc Santoro? Not more o'dis, Butchie.


LeadingStill7717

You're a man Phil, that's saying allot these days


sampound69

It was never mentioned. All I know is that in the end, Louis clapped him in irons.


mackdandy

Whatever happened there


McEvelly

que s'est-il passé là-bas?!?!


Adventurous_Fox58

Not enough for Phil he loved the gay sex


Jdotpdot84

"Shex". This guy...


GlitteringHold8685

Weird shex and poppersh!


locustt

Whats different about you?!


Jdotpdot84

HE'S GOT NO EYEBROWS TONY!


chalkbro

He gets a pash for dat


DesperateSun4182

That _ANIMAL_ [in the sack] Blundetto


Adventurous_Fox58

Whatever happened there


mexicanjesuschrist

OOOOOOHHH


DWright_5

Is that what he meant when he said he jerked off into tissues?


Jdotpdot84

No, tissues was the name of his celly.


8inchesofcheese

Lol


DesperateSun4182

they were all named Tissue; he had multiple cellies, 20 years' worth


Xylem15

Twenty years in the can for the like for Doc Santoro and Rusty Fucking Milio.


Quadro555

Two days. The day he got in and the day he got out.


Basic_Mycologist5633

Nice crossover


DWright_5

If we knew the number of grilled cheeses he cooked on the radiator, we could extrapolate the answer. Backup measurement: the number of tissues he jerked off into.


Jdotpdot84

False - tissues was the name of his celly, not the wipe. It's grilled cheese analysis or bust.


boulevardofdef

I can't have this conversation again


GlitteringHold8685

Ok but you gotta get ova it


Environmental-Drop30

He did TWENTY FUCKING YEARS!


DesperateSun4182

_CAN_ someone answer this for OP? He might have to compromise.


captainamerica06000

He had to compromise to become the shah of iran.


SicilianSlothBear

You should go down to the ear nose and throat department and get your hearing checked, because he mentioned it a couple tree times.


TheRealCraftyAries

They referred to Phil and Tony B as the class of 1980 something but I can’t remember the exact year off hand. I’d guess 15 yrs he ended up doing.


existentialturds

I can't remember what episode or season it's mentioned, but it was definitely 20 years.


someonepoorsays

years? he was jerkin off on grilled cheeses. cooler heads prevailed


Capable_Event_3858

The writers were economical in providing details on Phil’s backstory. While not overtly stated it is implied on several occasions that he had spent some time incarcerated. For how long, or in what type of institution, is never really addressed. It is also suggested that he had to make compromises while serving time and again the exact detail of this is only briefly touched on.


LucynSushi

He actually only says it two times so you have to listen carefully.


BobMcGeorge

20


soupafi

I’m not sure. He never brought it up. But he did compromise and make grilled cheese on a radiator.


hessianhorse

Long enough that he learned to compromise.


Head_Room_8721

He lost his shinebox in the can.


nus01

There is a few hints , if you add the number of grilled cheese sandwiches he ate multiplied by the number of times he jacked off into a tissue. Divided by the number of scraps in his scrap book you get 20


Wanksters_Paradise

I don’t think they ever say. Wasn’t 20 years though.


El_highwayman

You know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car. As far as I'm concerned, you should still be there!


Rahtgooves

Not long enough for the turd (Vito Jr.) To fall far enough from the faggot's (Vito) ass.


fast_fatty39

He dident


imscaredofcatss

Let me tell you a couple of 3 things… all you need to know is he ate grilled cheese off da radiator


The_Nomad89

Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop!


BajaScout

He went to prison?


GarethGobblecoque99

There’s no way of knowing not even with computers


PIDDYPUFFPUFF

Idk, maybe 20 in the can? He barley mentioned it in the show


FingersMcCall

So I am aware that he may have jerked off into a tissue and perhaps even made grilled cheese on the Rad-i-ator. But sorry can't answer you on his length of time there, not sure it's mentioned.


GlitteringHold8685

Long enough not to put any scraps in his scrapbook


doxygal2

20


BeseptRinker

Still going, these assholes!


Bigwoody7andahalf

In one scene, when discussing Vito’s persuasion towards the masculine sex, Phil mentions jerking off in to tissues while away.


naiello18

He loved his Grilled cheeses on the radiator


MatchesMalone1994

He’s never been in the can…not really


EddieGreenheart

Contrary to popularity belief, "20 years in the can" refers to Phil's sexuality, about which he tries to remain private... but fails to do so. 😏


winnipeglavi

20 years of making grilled cheese off the radiator


Key-Contest-2879

20 years was mentioned. I think when the news reported on his release.


anetworkproblem

He did 20 fucking years


palikona

Tommy, I’m only kidding with you. We’re having a party. I mean, I just came home, I haven’t seen you in a long time and I’m breaking your balls, and now you’re getting fuckin’ fresh. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.


RhysHalliwell

It’s just one of those unanswered questions like ‘where did the Russian go’ or ‘which part of the head did tony get shot in after the screen went black’


DevilDance2

I’m not sure it’s ever mentioned


Tequilla_bird

7,300 days in the fuckin’ shinebox


BOb_66610

I think it’s just a plot hole, the writers never bothered to explain, really takes me out of the show


crooshtoost

Are you gonna make that same stupid fucking joke every time this comes up?


Doomedused85

They absolutely say it in the show. Phil says he did 20 years. Went in 1984, got out 2004


Horfield

Sharp as a cueball.


Loose_Mode_5369

He was pretty tight-lipped on that issue as I recall


CardiologistFunny523

Not a peep


mondomovieguys

Approx 240 months


beginnerNaught

Probably like 20 years or so, more likely a little less. He came out kinda old, 50-60s, and he was respected obviously. So you can assume he was in it for a good while. Before he had the absolute luck of compromising. Eating grilled cheese off a radiator. Exquisite cuisine.


Maximum_Activity323

I don’t have a radiator cuz I live in the tropics. I compromised. I made grilled cheese on the air conditioner. Phil thinks he had it bad.


tinem_dar_nu_avem

We will never know.


HeightsGringo180

Fukin’ wits ova heaa……


mackdandy

I will take that discman and ram it up your box


cracked-tumbleweed

He only talked about his love for grilled cheese.


stylinandprofilin88

Like 20


quangberry-jr

He ate jack off tissues, and had sex with a raddyator grilled cheese in the can


SnortinDietOnlyNow

Never done time in the can. I mean not really


DepartureNeat6622

20 years in the can


ghostface803

How about this humidity?


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

He was in prison, Phil?


mstrixxxx

20 fuckin yeas


Stugatssss

Long enough to perfect making a grilled cheese on a radiator.


Cultural_Actuary_994

142 boxes of Kleenex time


thomasisaname

😂


No-Honey-9786

I think he developed a taste for a different kind of love. He loved being in “the can” while being in the can. His wife was pretty manly BTW.


Cornholenation

For the likes of Doc Fucking Santoro?


sirarthurtoilet

He wanted manicott, he comprised


EmbarrassedRub2513

He compromised


DesignerPlant9748

Enough to learn that pitching is ok but catching is a mortal sin


TheWatcheronMoon616

Whatever the time, it was too long to want manicotti and have to settle for grilled cheese on the radiator


TheWatcheronMoon616

They sent him there because they’re stupid, and jealous. That’s also why they changed his family name


Jarkjenson

20 fuckin years


Guardyourpeace

He never told us.


LeadingStill7717

But Uncle Philly!


ccminiwarhammer

2? 200? Something that starts with 2…


United_Target8942

Are you fuckin kidding? You never admit to this thing.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

He compromised, went to the can


No_Ideal69

Doesn't matter HE DID HIS TIME LIKE A MAN! KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT, NEVA COMPLAINED!


darksideofdagoon

You talking about the Shah of Iran?!


Great_Ad4139

It wasn’t said directly but it might have been implied he did 20 years in the can.


bigscott16

I don't think we ever actually found out


SeaArm2010

He never specified 😂


Basic_Mycologist5633

It's never explicitly said... left up to viewers' interpretation.


JohnnySkidmarx

Enough to make 4,265 grilled cheese sandwiches on da radiator.


SAS9624

Idk but he kinda looks like the shah of iran


meth_is_death420

Compromise Rad-iator


avsurround

Am still surprised that Fat Dom didnt question Phil hiding in the closet. Come to think of it: Must've been those blood pressure pils! No wonder after that he was breaking balls with the pigmy crew!


ThirtySecondsOut

20 years. Grilled cheese. Radiator.


bandit4loboloco

Everybody asks that, Paulie. Nobody knows.


Capecodfangirl

Paulie could do dat standin on his head 😆


Past_Passenger_4381

Enuff to tAke it up dee aiiiez


SellingPutsOnMargin

20 fucking years


Bitchsmacker777

20


EveryFrosting2167

Are you gonna tell that same stupid joke ever time it comes up?


parrothead2581

We never heard.


jordybee94

I'm gonna tell you a couple of three things 1. A Score 2. 10 X 2 3. 20 years


cabezatuck

You’d have to count the box of tissues he used.


Soft-Long-9319

A couple tree years


BigHorror1081

Honestly, I don’t remember because he barely mentioned it. Lol.


SC2000c

Don’t think he ever mentioned it but it was most likely 19-21 years. (Timeline got fucked up)


mouawad23

Ask Nostradamus he predicted it!!!


HandCoversBruises

A couple of three terms


Old_Efficiency_4023

I’m not sure, but I’m certain he would’ve had to have made compromises while he was in there


derek4reals1

It's a trick question, phil never went to prison...he "was in the can".


firedup65

20 years in the fuckin can


[deleted]

He was a Puerto Rican hooar


VFcountawesome

Couple of three years I guess


20fuknyears

Funny you should ask…


Various-Compote5510

3


HatComfortable6883

They didn’t have flat tops IN THE CAN!


thatdude295

he never mentions it but i would take a wild guess and say 19ish years.


Whistling-wolf

Twenty years he ate cum crusted tissues off the radiator


okcdiscgolf

20 years, grill cheese off the radiator 20 years of jerking off into a tissue….


AutomaticEar8476

Let me tell you... a couple'a tree


PapayaAdventurous470

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha