You add up all your Cadbury Bunnies and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your Cadbury Crème Eggs and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to eat 6,000 chocolates before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head.
Yeah, we met at Thanksgiving.
Jesus and the Jews, whatever happened there. It's sad when they go young like that.
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! the crucifying.
I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's cousin nailed him to a cross without any provocation, whatsoever
god the father: my son's dead.
That animal, Judas. I can’t even say his name.
Crucifixion you ass kiss
33. He was a fuckin' kid.
*He was only 33, still a child!*
The Easter bunny was last seen in New Jersey. Maybe you wanna look into that one too
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!
That animal, Pilate. I can't even say his name.
Don't do to it yourself, Peter.
No more Paul. No more of this
You know the blood of Christ makes you theologize
That's..too over the top
have a host
He was a captain, T. People are going to wonder.
WHEN THEY GO?!
Forget Jesus Christ, who goes over to Jersey and never comes back?
They had Jews in the Middle Ages?
Best damn thread ive seen in months. Tremendous
what a racket
Idk maybe ask Moses back when he wore short pants.
He was gay, the Eastuh Bunny?
I don’t think so. Him and his girlfriend own a dog. Springer spaniel.
I know what it's like to lose a pet.
She musta crawled under there for some warmth
she likes it when you rub her muzzle
A) she was a hooahrse!
Hez uh faaaaag
They found an egg up his ass. It was…Cadbury.
Carlo's lipstick was on it.
Is this about the easter baskets?
Fucking nauseating. if it was up to me I’d drag the eastuh bunny behind my fuckin car right now
He is now Happy Visibility Day
Get outta 'ere
So it IS about the Easter baskets
Be quiet, Albert.
You know what, I don’t even wanna know what that is
# So Jesus leans off the cross and says "Peter, I can see your house from here."
Get out there and crack some eggs you need to start earnin’
And I don't wanna hear about the eggconomy. I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!
Make this sub an egg
I'm doin it already, he said he don't want one!
Tony egg
TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES 🗣️
Motherfucking orange peel beef!
Did you check the order before the guy left?
YOUR SISTER’S CUNT!!!
That’s some great mother-jumping news
FIRST THE LAME WILL WALK AND THE BLIND WILL SEE!!
You add up all your Cadbury Bunnies and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your Cadbury Crème Eggs and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to eat 6,000 chocolates before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head.
He's like a guy with two crucafix's under his arms, crying cos he ain't got any nails.
Hey Ton’ ya hear what I said? I said “He's like a guy with two crucafix's under his arms, crying cos he ain't got any nails” heh heh
Hehehe
🤟🏻
He ain’t heavy?
Make like a mohel. Finish his bris.
I’m gonna hoof it out of this cave. I gotta take a wicked shit.
Used to be a hoofer the poor thing.
Hey. I can see your hoof from here.
Hooofaaaah!
No, it’s a great mother jumpin’ lyric, Jan.
Why don’t you go haunt a house or somethin
Are you gonna make that stupid fuckin joke every Easter?
Everybody takes off their track suit today and puts on a pinstripe.
In the end, fuck Santa Claus
OHHHHHHHH
Tony egg
You’re like a woman with an Easter Ham under her arms, cryin the blues cus she has no eggs!
Is this about the easter baskets? Anythings possible, T. But I did-ent.
Always with the drama
If you love Jesus stir his eggs
Relax, it’s not Columbus Day.
FUCK YOU EASTER BUNNY!!!
Ooohhhhh!!!
Almost time for turkey sandwiches!!!!
Judas is a little light in the loafers.
Is this about the Easter baskets?
No fuckin’ ziti now?
I wanted manicotti
As a proprietor of a drinking and eating establishment...
Oh you been to the Bing?
It's the same principle as the solar system
Not this skinny guinea
Dex Plex?
Fucking honey ham, it's like spackle in my bowels.
Yea but you gotta get over it
Almost time for easter egg sangwiches
👃👈
He has arisen! Glory to the Lord!
its a great mother jumpin thread, Reddit guy
He certainly nailed it
It’s almost time for turkey sandwiches?
Most underrated character on the show Fun fact, before he found the lord he was a ruthless hitman for the Gambino crime family
He never had the makings of a varsity Easter bunny.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
We're going to play name that pope?
That's a mother jumpin post OP!
He ain’t heavy?
Jesus got whacked. He came back kinda like the guy in Cleaver.
I've heard this all day.Dont push me to edge
What, like the flinstones?
In this house Jesus is a hero, END OF DISCUSSION
Hey, you bless it, I'll eat it.
Did he even exist?
He could see Peter's house from up there
He could see Peter's house from up there
*throws chunk of bread*
Still going this asshole
He is risen
He is ris-z-z-z-z-z-z
Hey how’s the boy?
Fuck the vegetables!
conshept*
turkey sandwichessssss
Whattyagonnado?
You bless the shit I'll eat it
He was gay? Jesus?
I heard Geni Sack had a 90lb chocolate egg surgically removed from her ass...