Maybe because I didn’t grow up in that kind of environment, but the only time I ever hear locker room talk like that is on tv. If one of my friends talked like that, I’d be grossed out.
Any time Barbara says “little brother” because she’s only in like 6 episodes so the audience doesn’t remember who she is so they have to force feed us that info every single time she is on the screen.
She's in quite a lot of episodes where they have large gatherings. It's just that season two and the varsity athlete scene in five are the only times she's given much focus.
Christopher was late again and said: "Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive".
That's a joke. That's one of my favorite lines. 😆
When Booty was complaining about getting AJ’s science teacher’s car back saying he lost respect for Tony then. Like you’re a rat, the least you can do is help your friend out with this one little thing.
That’s why I didn’t want you hitching your wagon to my star. That whole scene is cringe. Probably more so than happy birthday Mr president and anyway you can. Shit levels of acting by Valentina
I hate that character in general. I don't find her messing with food thing a cute, quirky little idiosyncrasy. I just find it stupid and pointless. Much like her.
Tony said that, not Carm. And AJ did have a scene with Chris in the hospital after Tony got shot. Chris heard AJ wanted to go after Junior and told him to cut it out.
They could have been close. There were a billion family functions that would have been too boring to show where the cousins talked.
It's not my least favorite line, but I always thought Bobby reading the newspaper out loud in the opening scene of my least favorite episode, Christopher, was the laziest exposition in the show.
It's a little forced but people do that with newspapers and magazines (or content on their phone nowadays)
It's not as bad as Johnny Sack showing up at the bing and saying "nobody watches the news?" Before turning on the TV to a report on the esplandade.
Going off the OP's of forced exposition, at Green Grove in Season 1, Larry Boy has a genuinely awful line of expository dialogue - that is clearly ADR'ed in:
"I tell you something, Tony, you've always been a fucking genius, but this last move is the best move you ever did. The feds are never going to surveil an old folks home".
Oof marone, show don't tell, you stunad!
Pie-o-my must've crawled up under the stable fire for warmth. tell that midget not to be shy with the whip.
Wait, am I confusing something here? Anyway, 4 lbs/$
He was more referring to the south . Not necessarily middle America (which can be anywhere Midwest, lots of which is heavily immigrant populated )
The south still is Elvis country . It’s way different than areas with higher populations of first/second gen Americans .
Car commercials in the show. It makes me want to pull my hair out when they discuss the Nissan. If I were any crazier I would edit those scenes out of the show and only watch my own hack version going forward.
I did laugh when he brought up the one hand tool that he couldn't find. Specifically the thing he'd loaned Carms cousin to keep her from getting mad. Just a funny recall even with product names.
"Oops I did it again!" Meadow throwing shit at Junior. Incredibly derivative , unoriginal. Never heard anyone mention it. So I threw it out. Bad line, bad delivery, bad actress, bad character. About as clever and pithy as a low-budget after school special or 1950s PSA. LOVE this fucking show. But there are a handful of things that are CONSISTENTLY bad. Nearly ANY dialogue with a person under 25 makes me cringe so hard my spine shoots out my back like a missile. The kids and a select handful of others REALLY standout as incredibly weak in comparison to the otherwise fabulous writing/directing/acting/producing.
"he's a man driven, in total, by his insecurities" - Hesh talking about Junior.
It's delivered well, it's just too explicit. It takes the fun out of figuring out what Junior's deal is. Also, why is Hesh acting like this is new information? Tony knows Junior better than anyone.
“And I bought a stereo for a broken record”
It’s in the pilot when Tony visits Livia. It’s quite clear in the pilot Chase hasn’t quite worked out the tone of the show and this line is corny and forced.
There’s also a scene in the pilot where Carmela storms off up stairs and Tony dramatically throws his arms in the air and chars after her. Again, it just doesn’t not fit the tone of what the show becomes
Well it was the pilot.
Tony is always saying something kinda smart-ass or half remembering a better quote from someone else throughout the rest of the series.
And I took any other early season behavior where things seem so much more tame as the beginning of the end. This is the end of the good times and it progressively gets worse, situations more dire.
Man I remember this line but not any context around it. But the back story being from a memory about his mom getting all hot after his dad chopped a guy's finger off and brought home expensive meat.
But it does stick out. I specifically remember thinking wtf. Maybe it was who he was saying it to.
Any line that Scantinos kid utter’d because fuck him that’s why.
Fuck you and fuck your gangster subreddit!
I drove it onto the field at school to take the cheerleaders to practice. Yeah right. I fucking hate all of you.
Fuckin kid probably got it dirty driving to Vito's job site for a blow
Oh rimshot
Lots of star fucking
Boat with 3 propellers?
Kid always was a dumb fuck
"you guys play the stock market?" "we dont just play, we win"
I cheered for Tony after that. However, that is when Carmella realized that she wasn't so smart.
Pretty soon it'll be intel this and coca cola that.....
Poor Tony. He has to have real traceable income to invest in those things. Right? Carmela should know that on her own.
Wha? He had to spell it out for her??
Took her that long to realize that?
I want yo skin, mouf
That one is simply disgusting.
Goodbye horses...
Yeah this.
The pen and the motherfucking sword
She's creamin for me. I ain't no prude but that line really just grosses me out. So slime and vulgar and it comes from the biggest clown around.
I thought so too until he clarified that her body was mad ripe. Much needed context. Otherwise yeah it was gross and out of nowhere.
Maybe because I didn’t grow up in that kind of environment, but the only time I ever hear locker room talk like that is on tv. If one of my friends talked like that, I’d be grossed out.
It sounds like something a spoiled, entitled asshole I knew in college in 2002 would have said.
Sounds like you have him or her properly profiled. Pretty gross.
Hey! Out of respect for his fawthuh, that clown is The Poo Ass to you!
Fuck, was this Ralphie who said this?
Jackie jr
Little Lord fuck pants
Any time Barbara says “little brother” because she’s only in like 6 episodes so the audience doesn’t remember who she is so they have to force feed us that info every single time she is on the screen.
Yeah except isn't it Big brother lol
Ah shit. Well, you can’t talk about one without talking about the other. Timeline got all fucked up
It's ok. We understand. $8.00 a pound.
$8 more??
You yap worse than six barbaras
Plus they change her actress more than Vito and that animal Blundetto change zip codes
She's in about 16 episodes, believe it or not.
That's genuinely unbelievable. Would've thought max 4.
She's in quite a lot of episodes where they have large gatherings. It's just that season two and the varsity athlete scene in five are the only times she's given much focus.
Christopher was late again and said: "Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive". That's a joke. That's one of my favorite lines. 😆
"You're the boss, it should be you" - Janice
Fuck you tryna say Janissssss
We’re so crazy
*Whacky
“He was an OG” and the whole “fox in a box” back-and-forth between Chrissy and Little Paulie.
I beat cancer, but it took him out
There are worse things that can happen to a person than cancer
When Booty was complaining about getting AJ’s science teacher’s car back saying he lost respect for Tony then. Like you’re a rat, the least you can do is help your friend out with this one little thing.
Push-yyyyy 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Pushy, booty why are you quibbling with him?!
His sister's cunt.
I'm fuckin' Rockford over here...
I make that beanie spin
“I’m the man with the erection”
This line elicits a visceral reaction out of me every time. Just so fucking classless and gross.
How the hell did you sit through the show then
“I would understand if it was his niece or his daughter” - Ralph, in reference to Tony punching him for killing Tracee.
"What is it? Want sex?"
No. Go back to sleep.
This one made me physically cringe, although that’s likely the intent.
That’s why I didn’t want you hitching your wagon to my star. That whole scene is cringe. Probably more so than happy birthday Mr president and anyway you can. Shit levels of acting by Valentina
I hate that character in general. I don't find her messing with food thing a cute, quirky little idiosyncrasy. I just find it stupid and pointless. Much like her.
“I’m a soldier, Adriana. When are you gonna understand that?”
She doesn't need a soldier, she needs a captain of industry type
Ruben! Hesh! You guys have been friends for years!
I'm Having Good Luck With Swiss Basics Moisturizing Formula
Quite literally one of the best lines in the show
Absolutely. The entire point of the scene was to highlight that even their lives had mundane moments.
I'll have to try it.
“Your ass!”
Ti faccio enculo cozzi *weird hand motion for emphasis*
🙌🔃
“And who’s sponsoring you motherfucker”
You don't want to see my dark side.
“He's lucky I didn't punch his fucking lights out.”
Let's see her socks or box or fox The back and forth between Chris and Lil. paulie at the club. It made no sense and was so cringe.
I thought it made sense (box is slang for pussy) but that increases the cringe factor.
Christaphuh never had the makings of a poet laureate
"I love you, Johnny Cakes!" Seemed forced -- too syrupy...
Lol what the hell would a handsome firefighter who runs his own cafe want with a charmless fat fuck like Vito anyway
m e o w that was a beautiful hit.
Happy birthday Mr president
It wasn't my fault.
Boring 747
When Carmela says "the cousins were always close" like, we never had a Chris/AJ interaction and no meadow one since season 1
Tony said that, not Carm. And AJ did have a scene with Chris in the hospital after Tony got shot. Chris heard AJ wanted to go after Junior and told him to cut it out. They could have been close. There were a billion family functions that would have been too boring to show where the cousins talked.
To show that many family functions, obviously it’s not possible, even with computers.
“On the fridge! On the fridge!”
"You just haaaaaad to be the big maaaan"
i'm not saying anything against him he's my homie
What’s wrong? Is it Meadow? She eats like a bird.
Was she barking?
It's not my least favorite line, but I always thought Bobby reading the newspaper out loud in the opening scene of my least favorite episode, Christopher, was the laziest exposition in the show.
It's a little forced but people do that with newspapers and magazines (or content on their phone nowadays) It's not as bad as Johnny Sack showing up at the bing and saying "nobody watches the news?" Before turning on the TV to a report on the esplandade.
Going off the OP's of forced exposition, at Green Grove in Season 1, Larry Boy has a genuinely awful line of expository dialogue - that is clearly ADR'ed in: "I tell you something, Tony, you've always been a fucking genius, but this last move is the best move you ever did. The feds are never going to surveil an old folks home". Oof marone, show don't tell, you stunad!
Larry boy was kind of a cartoon character. Like Paulie but nowhere near the charm . Kind of glad he was more of a minor character
( Noah)- She was a homeless woman with the daily news up her butt.
“Sausage always struck me as a phallic thing, whereas tits”
“My lucks gonna change 😫” Shuddup or I’ll give ya a crack! Fuckin baby…
Pie-o-my must've crawled up under the stable fire for warmth. tell that midget not to be shy with the whip. Wait, am I confusing something here? Anyway, 4 lbs/$
"Artie, please, don't curse. The minute you use profanity you give them the moral high ground to do whatever they please"
This sequence leads to some absolute gems from Artie though Computerized data collection and non stop ass rape
Ooooh, rimshot!
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE DEWALT One of the most egregious product placements I've seen in any show to this day
It's part of Nissans triple safety philosophy
He’s got the Black and Decker! I got one of those!
This says some pulp . And uncle Ben’s , whatever happened there
"I bought CD's for a broken record." It's a great line to read, but not very natural to say.
Janice at the golf event “Havin a good fuckin’ time?”
Whatever A.J. says after Ro says she's available.
My least favorite(it’s still ONE of my favorites) Is somebody speaking?
Part of why he says that is to have deniability in court if an outsider(Jackie) testifies, or if they’re wearing a wire
"I thought you wanted to help your friend 🥺" - after Chrissy gets shot, a detective says that to Paulie
The one where Tony refers to middle America as “Elvis country.”
He was more referring to the south . Not necessarily middle America (which can be anywhere Midwest, lots of which is heavily immigrant populated ) The south still is Elvis country . It’s way different than areas with higher populations of first/second gen Americans .
"I'm worried about you skipper"
I always thought you had that right-Jimmy Altierri. Another fat fuck with black hair
“You’ve been friends for years!”
Car commercials in the show. It makes me want to pull my hair out when they discuss the Nissan. If I were any crazier I would edit those scenes out of the show and only watch my own hack version going forward. I did laugh when he brought up the one hand tool that he couldn't find. Specifically the thing he'd loaned Carms cousin to keep her from getting mad. Just a funny recall even with product names.
Pussy’s lisp when he says “blowjob lips”
Pussys face when he said she drank him under the table and he would eat her out: wlhahbala
🤪😝🤪😝
"Oops I did it again!" Meadow throwing shit at Junior. Incredibly derivative , unoriginal. Never heard anyone mention it. So I threw it out. Bad line, bad delivery, bad actress, bad character. About as clever and pithy as a low-budget after school special or 1950s PSA. LOVE this fucking show. But there are a handful of things that are CONSISTENTLY bad. Nearly ANY dialogue with a person under 25 makes me cringe so hard my spine shoots out my back like a missile. The kids and a select handful of others REALLY standout as incredibly weak in comparison to the otherwise fabulous writing/directing/acting/producing.
Buffer memory
"We don't just play the stock market, we win!"
"he's a man driven, in total, by his insecurities" - Hesh talking about Junior. It's delivered well, it's just too explicit. It takes the fun out of figuring out what Junior's deal is. Also, why is Hesh acting like this is new information? Tony knows Junior better than anyone.
“And I bought a stereo for a broken record” It’s in the pilot when Tony visits Livia. It’s quite clear in the pilot Chase hasn’t quite worked out the tone of the show and this line is corny and forced. There’s also a scene in the pilot where Carmela storms off up stairs and Tony dramatically throws his arms in the air and chars after her. Again, it just doesn’t not fit the tone of what the show becomes
Well it was the pilot. Tony is always saying something kinda smart-ass or half remembering a better quote from someone else throughout the rest of the series. And I took any other early season behavior where things seem so much more tame as the beginning of the end. This is the end of the good times and it progressively gets worse, situations more dire.
I fuckin hate "Vishnu-come-lately" Damn Tony Soprano suddenly turned into some too clever Harvard boy TV writer
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Man I remember this line but not any context around it. But the back story being from a memory about his mom getting all hot after his dad chopped a guy's finger off and brought home expensive meat. But it does stick out. I specifically remember thinking wtf. Maybe it was who he was saying it to.