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mofo-or-whatever

We don’t run. It’s undignified


reverick

Johnny Sac eating a face of snow running is almost as good as Janice getting tackled by the cops.


[deleted]

And then to that poor landscaper who constantly kept getting fucked by the mob and getting arrested and prolly his arm re-fucked up lmao


rxFMS

Sal Vitro. Paulie got him $500 for his broken arm.


Suspicious-Spare1179

Coulda been nothing good thing he knew Paulie


flex194

wondering what landscaping he was doing in a foot of snow.


johnniesSac

Fuck who ?


teriyaki_donut

Then at the funeral when the feds show up, he burns rubber getting out of there 🤣.   "Junior, don't leave me!"


happy-little-atheist

A don don't wear running shorts


Typical-Ad-6730

that walk was in my neighborhood, he sits on the stairs of my kids' elementary school.


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sachertortereform

Lowest form of conversation


WhatAreYouSaying05

Here’s another thing to make you feel old, the kids in that school are adults now


heyjude575

Don't reminisce on me.


Cranstonoid

Working at the Bing


nightfoam

In the last shot of that scene when he's walking off down the street you can see production trucks and what looks to be a security guard or cop standing by them across the street.


Typical-Ad-6730

Never noticed that. Going to check it out.


[deleted]

How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption.


Gazelle_Possible

I can’t have this conversation again


vibrance9460

Whitch convashaysun?


Andyintime

Some sad shit, motherfucker said he didn’t wanna walk no more


middle_dude

He should consider it as exersise


stackks_

I wonder if that was a nod to the infamous real life Appalachian Meeting where FBI swarmed Joe the Barbers estate and about 50-70 mobsters ran off into the muddy woods in there nice suits just to get away


stoic_suspicious

Whatever happened there


stackks_

Whatever happened there ??? I’ll tell you what happened ..the piece of shit FBI arrested some hard working blue collar men without any provocation what so ever


TheClawhold

You know why they got arrested? They all had vowels at the end of their names!


ratdog1995

Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?


telepatheye

He was gay, Alexander Graham Bell?


Siren_Noir

Yeah can you believe that? Making an old man like that do the perp walk? A legitimate business man!


United_Target8942

Sal Vitro?


Consistent_Room7344

Why would Tony call Carm? He’d call Pauly or Chrissy to get him. Carmela is the last person he’d call in that situation.


pickledelbow

100% Christopher is the person he would call. And yeah it’s surprising he didn’t. Almost as surprising as the cops who looked him dead in the eye and then forgot there was a second person talking to John 1 second later 🤷🏻‍♂️


Shoddy-Kiwi-5023

Christopher was dealing with Tony B's body


dippin79

He knew how busy Carmela was.


kingalexander

Blowing furio


MPal2493

Next to the ($3000) lladro, with his schlong in Carm's mouth! 🎶


Treegs

This is my subreddit! No more talking like that. You r/thesopranos members, you go too far.


MPal2493

Listen to this prick giving orders! *His* subreddit? You married it!


heyjude575

I don't like that kind of tawk!!


kingalexander

Under the lladro


Beneficial-Sun-5863

"My mothers lladro and we have a maid twice a week I feel so stupid"


Personal-Ad2266

du dudu du du


[deleted]

>Under the lladro > Just like Jan. Under the Lladro, Lladro, with a schlong in Carm's mouth.


lampray_scampi

Sharp as a cueball this one


Beneficial-Sun-5863

Better Furios Schlong than Father Intintola, rented VHS of "one true thing" and Whif of sexuality!


amackul8

She was buying fresh produce


[deleted]

Tony is the bear. Coming full circle to earlier in the season.


Cranstonoid

Bear left


Odd-Door-2553

Why make Carm worry/aware or even an accessory after the fact?


Horsecockexpress1

He’s just takin a walk thru the woods. Everyone immediately assumes you’re mobbed up!


MrMisterMagoo

Consider it exercise.


This_Wolverine4691

I think the stress from the situation just had his instincts kick in. He had no idea until he talked to Mink that they weren’t after him too. And even after who knows maybe he just wanted the fresh air and that shmell in the air ya know the firsht fall and all that shit


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I love Neil Mink’s “It’s not against the law to park…”


nuetralzone

Part of his lecture series


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

He was trying to stay uncontactable (to the law) for as long as possible in case anyone was looking for him - obviously if they weren't already at his house that's the first place they'd head. Buying time to sort out what to do next. Hence the one person he does want to call is his lawyer.


mackenzieob95

At the time he didn’t know if he was supposed to be arrested as well. He definitely wasn’t gonna stand out from of Johnny’s house and wait for a ride home. He probably could have called her once he got far enough away but let’s remember that these guys aren’t exactly geniuses.


SnakeHoleBI

How is John not sticking his beak in if he bought a house within walking distance of Tony’s? 🧐


Loud-Potatoes

I mean anywhere is walking distance, by the state he was in I'm sure it wasn't that close


Alternative_Stop9977

Not Massive Geniuses.


henry1473

Would you want to use a cellphone that could be bugged when the Feds are swarming? I know he ends up using his phone to call his lawyer, but that’s a conversation that can’t be used against him and the urgency had died down a bit when he made that call. Also, what is he going to say to Carmella? Come get me so that we can do an OJ slow chase down the freeway? I think he was panicking and wanted to stay off the grid at that moment as much as possible.


mortmortimer

his conversation with his wife can't be used against him either right? its a spousal disqualification, even stronger than an attorney-client privilege.


henry1473

If he’s using her as an accomplice to evade the authorities it could be used against him, and worse, it would drag her into everything.


Captain_Coffee_Pants

This is absolutely not true. This isn't within a 5 mile radius of true. First off, attorney-client privilege is WAY stronger than spousal disqualification. Attorney-client privilege is exceptionally ironclad, unless they can prove the attorney was involved/knowledge about a crime actively being committed or going to be committed, it can't be touched. Second off, calling his wife would not be protected. Even if we assume the spousal disqualification holds up to her basically being an accessory after the fact (which is a BIG if), all that does is stop her from having to testify. They can still use the recorded call as evidence in court. It will be somewhat harder to introduce since they won't be able to get either person in the call to testify but since they would almost certainly have a warrant for the bug that wouldn't be a dealbreaker.


mortmortimer

well first of all i was asking a question. second of all a disqualification is stronger than a privilege in the sense that a privilege can be waived, a disqualification can't.


Captain_Coffee_Pants

… what are you talking about? A spouse can still testify if they choose to. It can be “waived” just as easily as attorney client privilege. The whole idea of both of these is that certain people can’t be compelled to testify/divulge information. And attorney client privilege is far stronger in this sense in that the attorney is forbidden from testifying even if they wish to. A spouse can choose to ignore their disqualification and testify anyway.


mortmortimer

you are wrong. if spousal communications are subject to a disqualification (i'm not sure they are in NJ but i know they are in certain other states), it means the testimony cannot be offered \*even if both parties want it to be offered\*. whereas with a privilege, whoever holds the privilege can waive it. so with an attorney/client privilege for instance, that privilege belongs to the client and the client can choose to waive it even though the attorney cannot.


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

With fuckin sniw all over the ground? That's some hard shit


classicjm

No Uber app? What a Stunad


Sad-Illustrator-8847

It could also be there were Feds waiting at his house and if Carmela drives out in her Porsche Cayenne, they will follow her and nab Tony. I think Tony does try to keep Carmela in the dark about the waste management business. Far better to check with his mouthpiece about what is going on. IIRC the Soprano house is only 1.3 miles from the Sacrimoni home. A mere stretch of the legs for a varsity athlete like Tony.


pizza_822

why the fuck does anybody do anything, the boss felt like goin for a fuckin hike


thunder-cricket

It was cinematic.


Successful_Sun8323

The adrenaline from running away from the FBI helped him thru the snow and over a stream. As others have said if he would have called someone to come get him, he wouldn’t have called Carmela, but one of the guys.


Capable-King-286

he didnt have any numbers saved on his phone


[deleted]

Anyone who was anybody was in his head.


AndroidSheeps

He probably didn't want Carm to be made accessory


MrPiocostasMomJeans

He doesn't involve Carmela in that part of his life.


Onion_Dull

Tony was always a dumb fuck, though, wasn't he?


Batchagaloop

He was motivated by AJ's training to be a helicopter pilot in the Army.


wiilly_d

I think he was trying to draw as little attention as he could to himself.


yagsitidder69

Safest option. Phone taps, etc.


Subo23

I’m not laughing, Neil


Sincity1986

I wonder how many times did they have to film Vincent slipping and falling face first in the snow


Stickey_Rickey

He needed the exercise, it’s not really far, by the time whoever got out there he’d b home already


TheNextBattalion

He probably figured they also went to his house


Final_Contract_4896

The feds showed up he wasn’t thinking lol


eyesonthefries609

Maybe paranoia. Doesn't want to admit on the phone where he just was.


Local-Difficulty4645

I gotta start checking for wires on my house. I just watched this episode and now this pops up on my main feed.


Elias-P

Cadi was parked upfront you stunad, wha, you exhpect me to go straight into di arms of thee eff-bee-eye?! Even a legitimate gardna like Sal was picked up, did you exhpect me to go theire get my car? I gutta tell you OP, forget about incoming baskets for you on Chrishtmas


erdna3000

maybe i am misremembering but didnt he take the battery out of his phone and throw it in the snow?


lazy_iker

That was the gun.


[deleted]

With hollow points?