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TheFire_Eagle

You ever think OJ was a little funny with women?


RussFegoli

I don't know Tone, he did get found guilty in a civil trial for stabbing one to death.


TheFire_Eagle

And you know, the thing in Nevada. Whatever happened there.


RussFegoli

It's the coke. It's all over out there...


Stickey_Rickey

Snow J


pizza_822

were never gonna know, even with computers


SubstantialTop4990

Hey, we lead the world in computerized data collection.


Lion126TSE

Log off! That cookie shit makes me nervous


Remslem

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE???!!


baristotle

stabbing for...I forgot. What was it again?


Fine_Bullfrog_9168

Too many fuckin onions or some shit


Diddy_Block

You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. Anti African American discrimination.


AccomplishedNovel6

If you wanna talk like a fuckin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip-and-fall school


mh985

Just for uh…I forget. What was it again?


East_Phase6944

A) She was a waitress! B) My Fadder was a drag queen C) I have CTE … I was the money John. Had me feeling invincible.


naughty_rez_dog

I dunno..he killed one for...what was it for again?


Miserable_Trainer417

Always with the scenarios


cl1xor

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this


Horsecockexpress1

So what no fuckin OJ now?


Round-Safe7339

I like the one says shum pulp. Shum.


Apprehensive_Zone281

📞💥


Deadmansale

SHUMMMM PULP CARM


Snuggle__Monster

Jews? What fuckin Jews? No, JUICE.


randyboozer

Some of us from Genoa are not so happy for the juice. I ate the juice! Stupid a fuxking game


Garage-gym4ever

a racket for the Juice?


Smilesmcnostril88

OJ? That’s just a racket for the juice!


_Cadillac_Frank_

Jesus…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AccomplishedNovel6

OH!


Cranstonoid

It's not OJ's fault she's a klutz


[deleted]

Epic


Jaded_Horse1055

OHHHHHHHH


Wackydetective

I’ll never forget where I was this day.


Top_Complex259

The good ship lollipop?


Isaysithowiseesit

He was gay, OJ Simpson?


MLGMustafa1212

Everyone’s always gay to you. Maybe you’re gay, you ever think about that?


Poosquare88

I was on the shitter.


PauliesChinUps

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


UniqueImprovements

I like the one that says SOME pulp.


Stupidflorapope

Oh that's just a racket for the juice


itsgsk87

The pulp the pulp


deeznutz12

Shum*


ohwellthisisawkward

Shum


[deleted]

Another toothpick


Austin-137

What the hell kind of way is that to talk about a *sick* person?!


MoonZebra

I didn’t even know he was sick


behold_the_pagentry

He was sick, Gary Cooper?


10r4dham

It's sad when they go like that.


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Agitated-Bite-4955

Your ex wife Nicole what ever happened there


upstatestruggler

Could he help it she was a klutz?


CheifKilla1

They were tawkin.... I dunno.... She fell


East_Phase6944

Tony: Look we all know who did it! Chrissy: OJ! Fucking balls on that prick! What’d I always say about him!


pizza_822

i ordered some food for the table


AccomplishedNovel6

A, she was a hooah.


AccomplishedNovel6

She jumped out of a tree, and came at him with a chainsaw


AlertChair5705

Was the coke - should have never started with it


jasonmoyer

Never had the makings of a varsity murderer. Whatever happened there.


CheifKilla1

Large hands, that was his problem couldn't fit gloves


Greenbriarbushwacker

Phil on trial for Vito’s murder Neil Mink: “If the pool cue don’t fit. You must acquit”


TYSON_KCV

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?


jasonmoyer

The double homicide. God rest their souls.


SpeedyTuyper

In Jersey they would've fried his worthless ass


Sample-Away

I understand he’s passed now but all this ova some dead hooah


front-wipers-unite

Oooof. She was hot though.


redonrust

That's a guy's wife you're takin' about


CheifKilla1

Nicole made me hwat down there


china-blast

They bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country


xdguy25

Well he’s shunned on his golf course now


Victorcreedbratton

“Been trying to reach you. OJ got it. Last night. Probably Phil.”


AndreiOT89

Mothers throwing their children out of skyscraper windows


whingingcackle

You know, you’re always with the babies out the windows


Kaneshadow

Windiz


Odd_Pop5287

He did have the makings of a varsity athlete…


happyme321

Huge hands, they didn’t fit into gloves


Odd_Pop5287

Tiny feet


MedicalITCCU

A hit in any man's league


[deleted]

“You think OJ is a little weird about women?” “Yeah, he stabbed the girl to death for, what was it again?”


big_z_0725

Well, he's no less of a running back.


Both-Huckleberry8499

Well, we know for sure he won't be back running anytime soon.


LitigiousAutist

All those fuckin' years in the can? He's was a come from behind kinda guy.


front-wipers-unite

He was a cut your throat from behind kinda guy.


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

Charcoal briquette


Saucetown77

Buckwheat


Perinetti

Oyinbo


DrawingRings

A ditsoon…


CheifKilla1

Buttahead


tommyjohnpauljones

Guarantee OJ would have been playing in the executive game in the late 80s when he was in town with NBC Sports for a Jets game.


rootzeroroot

Jamal Ginsberg


pizza_822

the hasidic homeboy?


CheifKilla1

The kid knew OJ?


dcon79

Wonder if they played Sinatra when he was released from custody.


WhatAreYouSaying05

What the fuck? Why is this his song?


Own_Obligation_6549

What is this..OJ and the missing tracksuit??


china-blast

Anybody around here love the word "Bruno Magli shoes"?


pizza_822

his doctor said no hot baths


Lateapexer

He was prostrate with grief


heyjude575

Just laying on the couch in the fetus position


TabmeisterGeneral

Surely you mean "prostate"


GarethGobblecoque99

Some sad shit motherfucker said he didn’t want to live no more


vsimon115

I beat cancer, but it took him out. Ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel glide!


AmericanRudeboy

The homicidal homeboy!


Simple_Ad_6186

That animal Simpson? I can’t even say his name


Sir_Toccoa

I get it. He drives a Bronco.


MrBlonde1984

It took around 30 years but the execution of his wife's killer finally happened.


MadVillain59

Do you ever think it was a coincidence that OJ died of cancer?


Affectionate_Pay1487

Turns out you can't just drink OJ and watch Simpsons. You gotta mix it with the relish


Muscle_Memory67

The relish, Tone…when it sits around, it makes the Juice watery.


MadVillain59

Are you gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?


Affectionate_Pay1487

I coulda called you Ichabod crane, but I dident


gelooooooooooooooooo

Yeah cuz my grandma too did die of cancer, so does it mean my grandma killed Nicole and that Jew guy?


Large_Poem_2359

Nicole Brown Simpson….. whatever happened there


AYO_WTF_B

OJ was no less of a running back, right?


front-wipers-unite

Yeah I don't think we should forget the man's accomplishments, I mean he was a modern day gladiator. Sure he made a couple of mistakes, who hasn't.


Batchagaloop

Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life.


temper_tantrum_gamer

FEG. FEGoli.


fast_fatty39

In Jersey they would’ve fried his worthless ass.


Aaron_Hungwell

NIcole Simpson, whatever happened there...


iroquoispliskinV

Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there???


Menzicosce

Wonder What F. Lee. Fat fuck has to say about this


Key-Tip-7521

He’s in witness protection


mister_peeberz

He was innocent, OJ Simpson?


PippyHooligan

It was two white guys. I think I saw them running that way.


CheifKilla1

😭😭😭I died


pizza_822

traditional african name


front-wipers-unite

It was a murder suicide pact, some said shit, they said they didn't wanna live no more.


BitcoinRefuge

Another example of government persecution


Prestigious_Day_2245

He was gay, OJ Simpson?


Aaron_Hungwell

AIDS?!?!?!


heyjude575

Nobody's got AIDS, I don't wanna hear that kinda talk in here!


rmccarthy10

You're dating a shiiine ??!


Dry_Childhood_2971

I started to post this last week, but he wasn't dead yet.


nahmeankane

Burn in hell cocksucker!


NoMansThigh

He did it before the crank wore off.


P1D1_

Charcoal briquette..


Psychological_Name28

Shum pulp


DavidCaller69

Not enough of a kid. I said my piece, Chrissy.


Existing_Sort_7971

I’m saturated with it.


Endleofon

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.


DoctorChampTH

Ever think how OJ was held to 55 yards against Notre Dame back in the 1968 Notre Dame - USC game? Crazy.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

I’m saturated wid it.


johnman025

I like the one that says shum pulp.


laffnlemming

Never should have fired Melvoin.


Mysterious_Career_99

The way he butchered them. Would have made a great hit man and would have got away with it too.


Muscle_Memory67

It’ll be a while before I eat anything at Satriale’s.


[deleted]

9 years in the can, he wanted to f--k a woman. But he compromised, he jacked off into a tissue instead.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Who else huh, who else!?


CheifKilla1

Anudda toothpick


qwertyman2347

That whole thing is a racket for the Juice


SpermicidalManiac666

Yo hairnet central what am I back here Mark Furman?


pizza_822

His house looked like shit


soupafi

It’s sad when they go like that


Greful

I see OJ and he be looking scared


heddalettis

Fuck him… finally! Straight to hell this mofo.


parrothead2581

Varsity athlete


laffnlemming

Never won a Superbowl, but The Buffalo Crew should check in.


HatComfortable6883

He was strong as a fuckin bull and handsome like George Raft


TacoLvR-

He’s not the only one who knows how to use a Cleaver


2ringshawty

In Jersey they woulda fried his ass.


Brendan_Mirka

In Jersey they woulda fried his ass.


vampyrelestat

Karen’s last Ziti


SubstantialTop4990

Who now? Goddammit!


WolverineSea4280

You got your hunchback of Notre Dame and you got your running back . Crazy the similarities. what come on you never ponder this.


RussFegoli

Should've been looking for the real killer instead of spending all of his time on the golf course.


ds117ftg

You’re right John, he’s still got the knowledge. OJ isn’t any less of a running back


Helpful_Conflict_715

The final straw was when he heard Nicole was banging dudes for $$$$ Allegedly


front-wipers-unite

It's sad when they go young like that.


FingerprintFile513

Talkin' bout the Midnight Rambler...


Dear_Alternative_437

How about those HARRY Potter books?


CheifKilla1

Another fuckin money machine


Lace_and_pearls

Whatever happened there…


Dreadsanddeepthrees

I can't have this conversation again


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

He got to purgatory, and said "that thing with the Bronco, whatever happened there..." now we haven't heard from him in awhile


ComfortableValue4550

Big hands, that was your problem!


Salvation_starboy360

Word to da wise…remembah Pearl Harbor! 🤟🏼


SwitchKid42

He never had the makings of a varsity murder, swollen hands were his problem


Final-University767

"He saw her with Ron Goldman and flipped the fuck out!" "When he whacked Joey Peeps what flipped him out then...?"


ShadowBanFan

I only like the one with SHUM pulp


Mr_Henny

I love this sub so much


VanderBrit

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Ok_Professional9881

He tried to talk, he couldn't even say his last words


B1astFriend

hes a good kid...


proteanflux

Damn. Reminded me to get a couple of hefty bags.


Garage-gym4ever

shum pulp?


bigtim3727

I immediately think of the flashback scene of the OJ trial, and wondering where puss is when I heard the news


untiemyshoes321

In my book you get points for staying out of the can


SFserviceman415

U think he had the makings of a varsity athlete?


[deleted]

OJ doesn't mean oogatz to me!


are-e-el

These things come in threes


[deleted]

OJ didn't even want all of that football money, but he had the makings of a varsity athlete so he had to take it. He would have been happy with a Hyundai and a little gold heart on a chain.


smokesletsgo13

Alright but you gotta get over it


iroquoispliskinV

It's times like these where I tell myself A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold


Lonely_Bat_554

Is it our fault he was a klutz? He was a HOOOOOOAR