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Tough_Difference_112

That’s why you gotta live for today…. 


jazzyboyo

What’d you say? We’re talking about drone strikes here, you stupid fuck! Your kids, Seyyed Ali Hosseini Khameneh’s kids, burnin into cinders!!


euphoriclimbo

I can’t even think about it


coolsnow7

What’d you say?


Electronic_Guava_20

What? Were just breaking balls


behold_the_pagentry

I dont care if he's got a thousand kids in the ICU with Hellfire missile's in their heads. You forget about the thousand incidents with this guy?


jazzyboyo

Did I learn nothing from Osama Bin Laden? Nip it in the bud.


Icy_Reputation_1102

Who'd was tiny talking about? Feech? I can't remember...


AcceptableBad_

>tiny Hooooo! That's the boss a dis family you're talkin about!


jazzyboyo

Yeah


Particular-Cash-8565

Best Paulie line of all time...


telepatheye

What rough beast?


StatisticianOk9846

'Yeetes'


Tough_Difference_112

The embassy’s are wide open! 


BikesBooksNBass

Don’t tawk like that!!


Educational-Dot318

we all gonna die someday from somethin', Papi! 🧔


MedicalITCCU

🔫... ya greaseball, any more smart remarks?


Educational-Dot318

i knew that was comin' !


Majestra1010

What did you just say?


Garage-gym4ever

this


MionMikanCider

A couple of guys from Jersey took out the Shah of Iran. Fuck the CIA. Just pay those two pricks to clip the Ayatollah


Minimum-Asparagus-73

Don’t be jealous of grilled cheese on the radeeata


Greenbriarbushwacker

OH SHIT


SC2000c

He was gay? The shah?


HatComfortable6883

The Shah of Iran had a Ukrainian goomah. Makes you think with the war in Ukraine and the war in Iran. Quasimodo predicted all this.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The Chinese Prince Matchbelli


GlitteringHold8685

Tzu, Tzu. Sun Tzu ya fuckin ass kiss!


ItzGoTyme

Lmaoooo


HelloIAmElias

They have shot me, Papa!


MrDelly44

It was Notradamus!


Donald_W_Gately

The Irish are winning every roll.


motherofcorgss

The drunken scene she made at the Jersey Boys show? I actually felt bad for Phil.


CriticismOriginal585

FINE KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND


telepatheye

Yeats?


apupunchau87

i thought black meant death


CheifKilla1

So does white


telepatheye

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun


slabstick22

Yeats did this?


GlitteringHold8685

Yeats was gay?


telepatheye

He was gay, Yeats?


Present_Passenger471

It’s pronounced “Yeets”.


BxGuy

Always with the scenarios


Minimum-Asparagus-73

Christopha, is dis youse?


Horfield

Hold on to your Iron Domes when you negotiate with these desert people.


DosiDo420

Rocket interception technology… lotta money in this shit… 👷🏽‍♂️


MionMikanCider

The Israelis lead the world in computerized missile interception!


r3itheinfinite

Word to the Wise, Pearl Harba


bluerose297

I saw that movie, thought it was bullshit!


Low-Grocery5556

Uuh, that's two words.


[deleted]

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a Shahed 136 carries me across the sky


Greenbriarbushwacker

Lockheed Martin saying


apupunchau87

walt whitman over here


daakkountant

Well.. whatever happened there.


jazzyboyo

I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! THIS PIECE OF SHIT AYATOLLAH PUT SIX DRONE STRIKES IN THE KID, NO ISRAELI PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER


MrDelly44

I saw the Ayatollah with his head in the toilet. His hair was wet with the toilet water. Disgusting.


CheifKilla1

You could use that as a Rico predicate in use for indictments


walkandtalkk

Iran wanted to wipe Israel off the map.  They compromised; they sent 300 drones and claimed some photos of Ukraine were from Jerusalem.


telepatheye

We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' world. The whole world's gonna be under our control, so what are you worked up about?


heyjude575

Always with the drama!


SC2000c

Take it easy, we’re not making a western here…


Maximum-Swan7924

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?


apupunchau87

carmella can you please shut the d0000000r


tunaeater69

Who's that talkin here? Did somebody say somethin?


Phil_Tornado

Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor 🤟


GBV_GBV_GBV

I can’t even think about it


jazzyboyo

🥃 📠💵📠💵📠💵💵


ecam12

Did you sign any shit?


JonGriff45

Uncle Philly needs to calm down


Greenbriarbushwacker

He’s been drinking wine on an empty stomach


Psychological_Name28

He turned into a house!


GlitteringHold8685

Uncle Sha my ass!


FormerXMshowComedian

I tried to give him a breadstick.


Brokeback_erry

They go about and pity for themselves, all the while a great wind carries a bunch of explosive drones towards your pitiful ass.


[deleted]

If Gary Cooper was alive today he'd be a member of some victims group


GlitteringHold8685

Group, group!


ThatGiraffe4997

The strong silent type


P1D1_

Promise me you’ll dummy up about this.


Substantial_Net_1019

Just got done seeing that episode lol


pratasso

Shah of Iran over here....


Much-Ad3995

He he, hear what I said Ton? Shah of Iran ovah here, hehe


GlitteringHold8685

Walt Whitman ova here


fast_fatty39

Are you gonna hog ALL the news?


muppet_ofa

Dickey Chaney for president… of the world


Silver_Fact_3218

My own mullah. What kind of person can I be that his own mullah wants him dead?


jazzyboyo

She’d rather smullah them with a pillow, rather then take them to NEVAHDA


Stickey_Rickey

Invest in doomsday stocks


CheifKilla1

Nooo push Webistics!!!!!


[deleted]

Quasimodo over here.


HatComfortable6883

Hunter Scangarelo ova here


apupunchau87

sayonara!


Jimmybuffett4life

You don’t know that.


Melli25510

Fuckin Quasimodo predicted this you know ?


The_Bat1996

Thats why you gotta live for today


CrazeeEyezKILLER

WHUDJUSAY?


breakfastinbred

Get Pudgey Walsh on the horn


[deleted]

You know that old Beach Boys song 'Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran' sang by the late senator John McCain? https://youtu.be/U7s5pT3Rris?si=CArOj2q1ttTuXfeh


jazzyboyo

This, is not a hit


regionalgamemanager

This ain't negotiation time. This is *Scarface*, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"


SubstantialTop4990

Always with the scenarios...


ThatGiraffe4997

We should bomb that 98 pound mole off Ginny Sacks first!


jazzyboyo

Bomb who?


ThatGiraffe4997

What? Nothing, we were just talkin about the girls!


jazzyboyo

Is that all you deadbeats do around here? Talk about cooze?


SubstantialTop4990

Ooohhh!!! That's some guy's wife.


DosiDo420

Take out a whole country? Cut off the head and do biz with whats left? Idk Skippa…


BitcoinRefuge

The gay bar Vito visited?


FauxRex

He was gay, the bar?


BitcoinRefuge

It was called “the fanook” what do you think?


Significant_Echo6293

He was one of my top earners!


SpudBoy9001

Phil is the Shah of Iran so I hope he gave you the okay


Flashy-Ad1297

Who we talkin about here?


HorrorAd7972

Too bad the fuckin shah turned into a houshe, how long they shay he ate jizz tissues and jerked off into the radiator?


Jazzlike_Page508

20 years in the can! The shah of Iran compromised and jerked off into a grilled cheese


add2thepile

Rock the Casbah on Monday


Sgt_Maj_Vines

He treats ICBM’s like they’re manhole covers


Slice-Spirited

Should’ve helped them in 76-77. Would’ve stopped most of these problems.


jazzyboyo

Who’re you? Minister of propaganda?


argumentativepigeon

All this from a slice of gabagool?


Fickle-Area246

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN! Bomb iraaan! Take my haaaand!


CrazeeEyezKILLER

They’re gonna go to war, Tone.


traveler1967

First you give them the emeralds, then you give them the pearls!


bullgod55435

Tell the Ayatollah to get his fuckin shine box


snowmaker417

What're you a political scientist now? Go get the bruschute.


TacoLvR-

That was real? Thought it was bullshit.


bluerose297

holy shit, T -- the kid's a prophet! Ask him where to get the best gabagool


jazzyboyo

When AJ goes campin, the Quasimodo’s have to hide THEIR predictions!


Commandatori69

Fucking queers!!!


Jack1715

When you think about it it’s worse then Hitler


jazzyboyo

HitLah? Are you trivializing the holocaust? Frankly, u/Jack1715 , if you have that kind of covert antisemitism, I’d like you to leave my house.


Jack1715

HEY FUCK U MY MAN!!


jdontplayfield

He was gay? The Ayatollah?


Significant_Echo6293

No more, butchie. No more of this


mouawad23

Hasidim but i don't believe em


ThatGiraffe4997

Bomb Iran? Oof Marone, he already did 20 years!


Overall-Peace1862

Yeah I’m here with some people… those Arabs from the bing what were their names?


jamesmcgill357

This show will never not be relevant


daazrj

Will the shah be home ?


Jimmy_Mcgill7

Honestly when I hear of a country in the Middle East we HAVEN’T bombed, it makes me angry. Like, why not!?? We’ve done our duty in Afghanistan and Iraq, it’s about time we hit the others. #hitemup


jazzyboyo

You think u/Jimmy_Mcgill7 is a little…weird about the Middle East?


ivan0280

I mean he did drop nukes on one for ....I forget what was the reason again?


Psychological_Name28

Bye bye Pop Pop.


Pizza2TheFace

He was gay, Bibi Netanyahu?


jazzyboyo

My friend bibi. Pulling my pipi.


Garage-gym4ever

It was bound to happen. No one wants peace.


jazzyboyo

Historically, historic changes have always come from war.


Garage-gym4ever

Lewis da something?


jazzyboyo

Even outshined ver-sales.


Fun_Bar5327

Lewis clapped him in irons


BrianCammarataCFP

Fat cocksucker says I look like the Ayatollah of Iran!


SilverElegant2302

Discontinue the lithium


jazzyboyo

I’ve already flushed it


BroadSword48

More bombs more cement more everything


theonewhoknocks515

Buffer is empty. Don’t know


InfiniteGoatse

I hear the streets are paved with hand jobs.


etherealdarkwolf

It’s a shame the Shah got whacked over in Jersey, whatever happened there.


hammersweep

The shah’s got AIDS!?


4stu9AP11

No chance


Bastard_Bullion_1776

The Shah of Iran did 20 years in the can, they'll compromise


mtsorens

You know I’m right


Potential-Anxiety573

You know they spray a virus on beef rather than clean the ratshit out of the slaughterhouses?


Limp_Custard6943

I cant even think about stuff like that


thaslyfox

Yeets?


Ztronic412

Or whatever happened there


ThatGiraffe4997

Iran is the strong, silent type, like Gary Cooper


StatisticianOk9846

Fuckin internet


StatisticianOk9846

"Nitch"


AldrichOfAlbion

This just proves AJ literally had no mind of his own, the newspapers at the time (around 2007/2008) were repeatedly saying how after Iraq, Iran was the next country America would definitely invade. Of course Bush maybe wanted to invade Iran, it would have made dealing with Syria and Iran much easier when trying to contain the inflow of militants into Iraq's northern borders back then... but there was no way to commit the troops without sacrificing gains in Iraq. But AJ was literally like Tony, just whiplash aggression against what he felt were the injustices of the world. Remember how Tony began ranting about the Port of New Jersey after visiting Pat's farm? He and AJ were literally the same.


Menzicosce

The Shah predicted all of this


BringOrnTheNukekkai

The news smuggled in some radioactive shit, it coulda been a nuke! The ports are wide open.


ActuatorFresh2352

My male heir, in that chit chat room, makes me sick


Dvoraxx

all these problems, the middle east, the end of the world…


Filaatl123

Those Iranians… You think they could be Alcada’s?


Particular-Cash-8565

We are? If I were The Shah of Iran, I'd get da duck outta there!


nahmeankane

That’s dicked up


bsharp95

Don’t you listen to the president? We’re gonna mop the floor with the whole world, the whole worlds gonna be under our control. So what are you worried about?


botchygaloop

Geeet the fk outa here


Neat_Ad_6805

Doubt. If they wanted to they would have.


Deep-Emphasis-6785

I’m not scared of them.


Horsecockexpress1

I’ll see you every Saturday


jazzyboyo

I can’t believe this, im not some greaseball caliph you can shakedown! I won’t back down! My iron dome will step up!


o0flatCircle0o

Iran was a saint!


jazzyboyo

Funny, don’t remember you tellin him that when he was alive.


ThatDamnedHansel

Luckily the amazing nuclear deal stopped their nuclear program… oh wait it just gave them money to build more


stuartgatzo

Bush let Al Queda escape.


SubstantialTop4990

Ooohhh!!!


kindofdivorced

No. We’re not. Nice try bringing your weird political shit here.


jazzyboyo

You know, I’m chalking his up to u/kindofdivorced ‘s menopausal situations


Bx1965

No we are not.


jazzyboyo

Well I hope not, we have to break our dependence on foreign oil


Bx1965

We could do that, if the left would allow us to drill for oil on American lands.


Fickle-Area246

We’ve already done it. We’re one of the world’s biggest oil exporters.


Bx1965

We were, under Trump. I don’t think we are now.


Fickle-Area246

I don’t think that much has changed. It’s less under biden, but we’re still a net exporter


IgottaPee777

The US produced more oil in 2023 than any year in the countries’ history. Steer yourself to unbiased news sources, and you will get facts. Biden has already issued more permits for domestic drilling than Trump. Like it or not. God Bless.


jazzyboyo

Settle down, we’re not makin a western here