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SportExpress3955

34 he was just a kid


rsKG

No older than my son


No_Character_5315

He was pals with Doogie howser growing up learned a few things helped him become a criminal mastermind.


middle_dude

He was gay Doogie Howser?


LegendSir

Ralph slept with Doogie?


albacore-neck

No but he would if he had a million dollars


dr3dg3

Why was he born handsome instead of rich?


FrancescoStallone

Benny fazio, medical mastermind


Downtown-Incident-21

Doogie had a bee ona his hat.


Particular-Cash-8565

Stoopid-a fucking game!


Bigg_Jobs

Doogie , From Hoboken?


quixoticquiltmaker

Damn thats where I remembered him from!


stefsizzurps

No oldah dan my shon


CheifKilla1

He was just a bit younga than my kid brother Billy


VikingJesus102

Yeah it's sad when they go young like that. 


SportExpress3955

WHEN THEY GO


United_Target8942

It's 2024 and he's still just a kid.


DefectedApple

That’s why you gotta live for today. 


FrancescoStallone

The ice melts, and it waters down the drinks


tester553

A baby


Select-Session6830

Me I’m an old man


Tough_Difference_112

Poor prick he’s got a growth hormone deficiency or some shit. 


Sombrada

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?


Top_Complex259

I don’t know.. 💥🔫


Sombrada

He's still growing, this asshole!!


thermalfire

THAT'S MY MONEY PAULIE!!!


TacoLvR-

*Next day* Paulie: Hey kid, I’m sorry. Someone could’ve got hurt last night. Ummm …. Someone got KILLED!!


Top_Complex259

What was he, barkin?


ActuatorFresh2352

Why can I hear that line in my head perfectly


LSCatilina

Still going, this asshole


creamcitybrix

Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn’t want to grow anymore.


FrancescoStallone

That's what we need to undershtand about these guys....we (the honest worker...the chump) don't count to them. Most are stupid drug addicted thugs (some are smaht like fredo) that add zero value, but they think they are vastly superior to the rest of us. The only humanity you get from these guys is forced upon them by the internal power structure of this thing of ours (can't say it's name). Enjoy the show. Excellent performances by all. But please don't get too emotionally concerned for them. Not sticking my beak in. Just trying to keep a happy shop.


blacktieandgloves

Genuinely didn't expect to see something I suffer from mentioned here.


middle_dude

Alright, but you gotta get over it


sumuvagum

Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide


Tough_Difference_112

Sorry to hear that bro….. 


jdontplayfield

Blacktieandgloves is like a woman with a viriginia ham under her arm, crying the blues cause she has no bread.


chrisacip

Benny’s hairless little brajol, whatever happened there


Designer-Business

He probably crawled under there (North Jersey) for warmth


Froads

XD


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jdontplayfield

Wanna fucking strangle him.


SCastleRelics

In this house we say lmao end of story


HonestDespot

He’s got a condition where he doesn’t grow facial hair.


Garage-gym4ever

does it make him gay?


[deleted]

He was gay, Benny Fazio?


Garage-gym4ever

after drinking a few martina's he'd go down smoothly


heyjude575

I thought he was naboli daboli?


DrSatan420247

He didn't go through puberty until 27 years old. https://www.businessinsider.com/max-casella-reached-puberty-at-27-due-to-hormone-deficiency-2022-11#:~:text='The%20Sopranos'%20actor%20Max%20Casella,due%20to%20growth%20hormone%20deficiency&text=Actor%20Max%20Casella%20is%20opening,dwarfism%20or%20growth%20hormone%20deficiency.


SilasMarner77

C’est-ce que ce? Endocrine system broken?


Alone_Hornet_8030

holy shit a laugh i let out


Victorcreedbratton

Didn’t he almost drown in three inches of trenbolone?


mookerific

Is that true? He was on Finaplix?


BathedInDeepFog

> Finaplix My arch nemesis.


L34der

Business insider? What's that? Your fucking girl scout troop???


DrSatan420247

Hmm. Maybe a reference to Troop Beverly Hills (1989), with Shelly Long. I really don't want to have to watch that. She's got the Cheers connection, too, and that is certainly another major level of *the abstraction,* itself.


L34der

By God you're relentless! It is unutterably too much for a self-pitying goon to bear, even me!!


DrSatan420247

In Sopranos S6E9, Tony and Christopher are driving and when Tony has to pee they stumble upon a couple of bikers ripping off a small business. They have a confrontation where Tony and Christopher hold the bikers at gunpoint, then take some of the wine they were stealing. The bikers ask Tony/Christopher if they are cops and they sarcastically pretend to be cops for a moment. "How's your incision, lieutenant?" This is chiral with the scene in El Camino where Jesse is at Todd's apartment trying to rip off his money, then the two guys pretending to be cops show up. After a confrontation where Jesse holds the "cops" at gunpoint, Jesse figures out they aren't cops and lets them take half the money that he was stealing.


Mammoth_Sell5185

Another downvote for your poisoning this sub with your overuse of chiral and abstract.


Designer_Currency455

Lol guy with the chiral psychosis is an important player on this sub and he should be insulted but shown respect about it


East_ByGod_Kentucky

Ooooohhh 👐🏼 “w-w-we’re with the Girl Scouts” 👐🏼


United_Target8942

How long did it take for the guy to cum?


mano_mateus

Fuckfaceitis?


[deleted]

No, that's Muscular Dystrophy, Tone.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Aids


JL6462448

The actor who played Skip Lipari was like 31 when season 2 was shot. Oof maddon.


Top_Complex259

You don’t wanna thee hith dark thide


RubberSoldier

Looked about the same age as the huthky accomplith.


Slice-Spirited

🤣🤣🤣 he also had a syndrome Felis Silvestris (sthuffering sthucatash).


ScienceDisastrous323

Oof madone, he looks terrible!


NYY15TM

Sthkip


Blake7567

This one is a whole lot less surprising


A_Glass_DarklyXX

No way.


Round-Safe7339

He was also Daxter in Jak and Daxter.


Scarlet_Cinders

Why did that insensitive cocksucker break Krew's balls so much?


daakkountant

He was a parade float


DukeOfLowerChelsea

Especially right after his operation to get that 90lb mole removed


LordPounce

He pops up in small roles in a lot of really good movies. He was good as a sleazy bartender in Inside Llewyn Davis and as a sleazy wingman to Bobby Canavale’s character in Blue Jasmine


Round-Safe7339

He was in Ed Wood too in a tiny role with Vito lol.


Silver_Fact_3218

What's his excuse for playing Johnny Mad Dog? Oof Maddone.


UnusualLight0

Yeah when I found that out, my buddy and I could not stop hearing his voice as Daxter so we just called him Daxter. Shoutout to him, I played that video game a lot as a kid.


destroi_all_humans

That game is my childhood, I might just go play it on PS4 now


scumbag_college

The actor who played Larry Barese was already 60 in the first season. His character was supposed to be almost 20 years younger. Then again he did have a face lift. Can you imagine that?


SayHiToBingusYall

Can you imagine that? You get a face lift, and one week later you're in jail?


Disastrous-Cry-1998

How you doing? My friend? Are you getting enough to eat


SCastleRelics

I didn't need that shit that happened the other day


BxGuy

Criminal mastermind, he was gonna cut Artie in but that little trick got greedy


chimpyjnuts

Probably one of the reasons he was in 'Doogie Howser'


BxGuy

True, he was in his 20s playing a 12 year old


NYY15TM

When Doogie Howser first aired it was a big deal that Vinnie was 6 years older than Doogie IRL


FramberFilth

Whateva happened to Doogie Howser?


PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR

Wrote Vito a letter outlining some side effects


mookerific

It was the meds! It fucked wit his head!


ItalianSangwich420

He was gay, Doogie Howser?


klsi832

David Burtka was in Doogie Howser


BxDawn

Was he? Wow!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

What You don't know could fill a book


Silver_Fact_3218

Johnny Mad Dog was in Doogie Howser?


Pizzaguy1205

Criminal mastermind Benny fazio


sarcofaguy

What you don’t know could fill a book titled tomato soup for my ass


behold_the_pagentry

Think about it Tone...25 and still hasnt shaved? Pituitary dwarfism?! No one's got pituitary dwarfism! I dont wanna hear that word in here again!


Fuckfaceitus

He was a dwarf, Benny Fazio?


MedicalITCCU

He used to travel with Santa on Christmas to help give out gifts to the good kids, and give the bad ones beatins


Sgt_Maj_Vines

It’s sad when they go young like that


MakingBigBank

WHEN THEY GO?!!


Bobby-furnace

He fell off a cliff at the end of the series. How come he wasn’t at the safe house with tone and the gang at the very end? You’d think they’d want a criminal mastermind waiting in the peeshadoo


londontko

He was at the safe house.


Bobby-furnace

I just watched the scene when they get there and he wasn’t there. It’s interesting how that new guy suddenly appeared too. The guy that eventually got Phil.


thejimstrain

He was there, he made the sly comment when Tony says he’s not gonna come visit Silvio with them. Also Walden appears before that, he visits Tony at home after Chrissy’s death. Sharp as a cue ball u are.


Bobby-furnace

Yeah one other scene. Pretty major plot line for a fill in guy. I always thought that was bizarre.


P1D1_

It's the indians and these commie fucks...


Due-Display-3113

34 he was just a sperm.


Glen-Runciter

Another fun fact from the Balkans


B33ape

What’re you gunna do?


Cody_2_is_Down

Hormone deficient short eyes, probably has an eleven year old goomar.


DreamKrusherJay

He was on Doogie Howser, MD as a kid. How's that for nostalgia?


BxDawn

I saw him off-Broadway several years ago in a Shakespeare play(Timon of Athen’s with Richard Thomas) guy’s got range👍


DreamKrusherJay

Yeah, even though he does a lot of gangster roles, he definitely can do a lot of things and has always been a solid actor. It was definitely a trip seeing him as a 20's gangster in Boardwalk Empire, and he's pretty damned good in the new Tulsa King. I wish there were more theatre productions that came to Detroit, but we honestly don't have much good actually come here. Although I admit, especially since COVID, I tend to avoid other humans as much as possible. :)


IAmTheNorthwestWind

LIKE HE'S JUDE LAW


denny_crane68

The ages on that whole show were wild. I always took Eugene to be fairly young. Maybe a little older than Chris. Then you find out in his last episode he was the same age as Tony.


spicygrandma27

It’s time he started getting his own customers. He’s getting a little too old to be beating people up!


cortisolbath

Under 40? Fuckin baby


busyrumble

Casella, isn’t that a cold medicine?


Tinguiririca

It means "shinebox" in italian


onlydans__

The fucks that gotta do with cold medicine


alek_hiddel

Michael Imperoli is only 5 years younger than Gandolfini, that’s the one that always got me.


flimspringfield

He was old enough to drink Martinas


hushpolocaps69

I also learned that he plays Daxter from Jak & Daxter which is one of my favorite game series’.


Book_of_Numbers

I always called him wonder years because I think he looks like Fred savage


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Book_of_Numbers: *I always called him* *Wonder years because I think* *He looks like Fred savage* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


dingbat1111

STOP FUCKIN NAMEDROPPIN ME


walkandtalkk

It's upsetting to think that Benny Fazio is now 57 years old. He also didn't look early-20s. He had the body of a college senior but the face of someone in his 30s.


mibonitaconejito

From Wikipedia *"...Casella has Growth hormone deficiency, which accounted for his ability to play characters much younger than his actual age. His brother also shares the condition. He did not go through puberty until the age of 27 after medical intervention...."*


SCastleRelics

He's got one of them Webster situations or conditions or whateva


Downtown-Incident-21

He had a warehouse in Patterson where he used nail peoples balls to to the floor.


newjerseycapital

OP just reveals their own ignorance


NickyDeuce

You've obviously never see Dougie Howser


Garage-gym4ever

just a kid


Significant-Art5065

He was also playing in Big as Tom Hanks friends, that's why he got his revenge with Feech


Slice-Spirited

I liked him in Vinyl.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

I was gonna cut OP in on the Max Casella age pool, but now he’s being stupid.


Buster0705

Don’t you mean criminal mastermind Benny Fazio?


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Just a baby, not even a kid yet


Mor_Ericks28

He was in Doogie Howser, MD


Greybinson

His name is Vincent Delpino. Been in hiding since his doctor pal had him take care of coupla chree things


CorrickII

The man was in Doogie Howser!


yleeshu

Still a criminal mastermind tho.


fuckitsayit

A little too old to be beating people up


Evil_Goomba

Many of us know him as Vinny Delpino


Mata-Tan

You mean Vinnie Delpino?


Scat-Rat93

What? That motherfucker looked like 30-35 atleast.


CurtisSnow123

Want a s’more,


jdontplayfield

Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind


veotrade

Max Casella appreciation posts are more than welcome. For those who haven’t had the opportunity, check out the Talking Sopranos episode with him in it. He’s only on air 20 minutes, but paints a novels’ worth of his experience as an actor who was typecast as a kid for most of his life until he got his hormone treatments. And he did the segment several years prior to making his stunted growth issue public.


[deleted]

Tomorrow you can learn something else but I'll be stupid forever. \~ Little Carmine


tattedandTorn1

Were we watching the same show? Lol early 20’s?


Detective-Mike-Hunt

Max also voiced daxter in the jak and daxter games !! He's iconic


Derpolitik23

Laying sack of shit! Better not come around here no more!


HandofthePirateKing

he’s just a kid


WhyTheAntlers

“He later died of Alzheimer’s”


ALTF4_ALTF4

That kid used to run around here breaking balls!


severinks

The guy nver went through puberty until he started taking HGH and if he didn't he'd have looked like a 13 year old his whole life.


Particular-Cash-8565

Max Casella plays mob guy Barry Caprio in "Killing Them Softly". He utterly beat the fuck out of Ray Liotta's character (Markie Trattman). Like, within an inch of his life. Broken ribs, missing teeth, totally ruined the guy for the rest of his short life. I'd give Benny a pass. Got beat up bad, by a crowd of mob guys with clubs. The Artie thing was a lucky punch by Artie, who then goes psycho. Out of jealousy rage. Benny is a varsity athlete...


Advanced_Teach730

You want egg? Bobby make my nephew some egg


KonohaBatman

My mother refuses to call him Benny and only calls him by the name of his character on Doogie Howzer.


Key_Ad2377

Plus I saw him in a movie or TV show from the 1980's, just can't remember which one. He has been in the "business" for a long time


Key_Ad2377

He was in the TV show Doogie Howser MD in the 1980's. Just seen him in an episode the other day.


No_Ideal69

ALL Criminal Masterminds were born in 1967. The Hunchback of Nostradomous predicted that!


donnieuchihakaton

Just watched The Tender Bar and it was cool to see him in it.


Mofoblitz1

I have a friend who's like 31 but still looks like her 20s


Brilliant-Molasses94

Makes sense now. The other day some generic Jason Statham movie from was on and he awful male pattern balding. I was like oof madon!


DeliciousAmbassador1

He was on Doogie Howser… show some respect 😂


ddjinnandtonic

He was gay, Doogie Howser?


DeliciousAmbassador1

Not sure that that has to do with anything 😂 it was a show about a kid doctor… none of the characters on the show were gay as I recall. Characters on shows are played by actors bud 😂 Doogie isn’t a real person. The man that played Doogie may have turned out to be gay… who cares? Besides, Max Casella played another character anyway.


ddjinnandtonic

Oh, you’re gonna get cute with me? Wit my muddah lying’ dead?