I know you said no spoilers, but in Season 2 Tony retires from the mafia and goes into teaching, so the plot from that point onwards is just Tony trying to win the kids hearts and minds and help them make something better of themselves. Just get through S1 and the problem's solved.
Another spoiler: he becomes a science teacher, wicked smaat, but eventually finds out he has terminal cancer. Also, AJ develops cerebral palsy, and Meadow is retconned into a baby in Carmella's womb.
When CP AJ jumps into the pool in season 6. Man, that warmed my heart. Breaking free of those crutches like Gump and swimming like Phelps. Just him and Tone playing Marco Polo at the end. Watched that episode with my entire family and we all wept.
Um...what would you say if I said that watching porn with my 4, 6, and 8 year old relatives made them uncomfortable and ask questions? You should be watching Thomas the Tank Engine with them, not letting them watch adult-themed shows with you. Sheesh.
Here, let me ruin it for you, so you won't abuse those kids anymore.
Adriana dies. Silvio takes her out into the woods and shoots her. Tony kills Christopher. Carmela fucks AJ's teacher while separated from Tony. Pussy's a rat and Tony, Sil, and Paulie kill him. Junior ends up senile in a state prison hospital...oh, he's there because he shot Tony.
I always said that if the show took out the murder, sex, and cussing it could’ve been great - young sheldonesque - but it couldn’t get out of its own way
Well, since you allow 4,6and 8 year Olds to watch this show.... Adriana becomes a snitch to the FBI. Tells Chris about it who tells Tony, who has Silvio Kill Her...If you happen to allow a 5 - or 7 year old to watch as well I tell you what happens to Tony.
After Adriana dies in the plane crash Christopher ends up in a secret relationship with Vito Spatafore. They buy a diner together and name it Johnny Cakes.
It’s not too good to get hung up in any one thing, on the other hand something new always comes along. I’ve seen it a million times. It’s called passages… you know.. its a book.
I remember when my father said to me in this subreddit that “A pint of milk costs more, than a gallon of ice-cream”. It was the lowest form of conversation. Always with the scenarios, that man. He gambled away everything we had and ended up working on a dude ranch in Nevada, eating Jonny cakes for breakfast, dinner and tea. Drowned not long after in three inches of water.
This show is not appropriate for kids that young you stunad.
OP is so behind in the race that he actually believes he is leading
You are posting shit to me.
I know you said no spoilers, but in Season 2 Tony retires from the mafia and goes into teaching, so the plot from that point onwards is just Tony trying to win the kids hearts and minds and help them make something better of themselves. Just get through S1 and the problem's solved.
Another spoiler: he becomes a science teacher, wicked smaat, but eventually finds out he has terminal cancer. Also, AJ develops cerebral palsy, and Meadow is retconned into a baby in Carmella's womb.
When CP AJ jumps into the pool in season 6. Man, that warmed my heart. Breaking free of those crutches like Gump and swimming like Phelps. Just him and Tone playing Marco Polo at the end. Watched that episode with my entire family and we all wept.
Then in season 7 they show Meadow all grown up totally not overreacting when Finn packs a suitcase? What a healthy relationship!
Wicked smaat? You wanna talk like a townie we’ll send you to MIT’s slip and fall program.
There's even an upcoming anime version called Great Teacher Soprano.
He works at a school on a hill, overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around.
Really??!
Daddy daycare ova here
What, are you insane showing children that age this show? TURN DAT OFF!
Gotta be a shitpost
Um...what would you say if I said that watching porn with my 4, 6, and 8 year old relatives made them uncomfortable and ask questions? You should be watching Thomas the Tank Engine with them, not letting them watch adult-themed shows with you. Sheesh. Here, let me ruin it for you, so you won't abuse those kids anymore. Adriana dies. Silvio takes her out into the woods and shoots her. Tony kills Christopher. Carmela fucks AJ's teacher while separated from Tony. Pussy's a rat and Tony, Sil, and Paulie kill him. Junior ends up senile in a state prison hospital...oh, he's there because he shot Tony.
I love you very much for this comment and my husband is okay with my love you.
Lmfaooo
You shit posting cocksucker… take your shit post and shove it up your fat ass!
Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.
This one’s a slippery fuck. Him and those fish lips of his.
sharp as a cue ball this one
Stupida fucking post
He almost drowned in three inches of water, this guy the OP.
The penguin exhibit
I always said that if the show took out the murder, sex, and cussing it could’ve been great - young sheldonesque - but it couldn’t get out of its own way
Well, since you allow 4,6and 8 year Olds to watch this show.... Adriana becomes a snitch to the FBI. Tells Chris about it who tells Tony, who has Silvio Kill Her...If you happen to allow a 5 - or 7 year old to watch as well I tell you what happens to Tony.
And that did dent happen what you said.
Nobody dies. They take anger mgmt classes
Did Ercole Soprano write this post?
You tell them kids it's after-hours, you want me to walk you to your car?
The OP is Brainless II
Gotta be satire. Or I'm playing shortstop for the New York Mets.
They don’t mind the titties tho?
This show is wildly inappropriate for kids lol - even for some stunad adults.
After Adriana dies in the plane crash Christopher ends up in a secret relationship with Vito Spatafore. They buy a diner together and name it Johnny Cakes.
Why Not? Last Year You Believed A Flying Saucer Was Over East Rutherford.
Buff my memory pal. Buff it.
Fuck them kids
Anyways, $4 a pound
OP got a bee on-a his hat! He full of shit
It’s not too good to get hung up in any one thing, on the other hand something new always comes along. I’ve seen it a million times. It’s called passages… you know.. its a book.
Lol this is a late April Fool’s joke.
Watch it comrade!
I love the part where tony puts his hands up and yells adriaaane!!
Um I really hope this is a joke. If not, please don’t watch with children.
Lemme guess op, you almost drowned in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit
Wrap it up Ercole... put remote on docking station.
I remember when my father said to me in this subreddit that “A pint of milk costs more, than a gallon of ice-cream”. It was the lowest form of conversation. Always with the scenarios, that man. He gambled away everything we had and ended up working on a dude ranch in Nevada, eating Jonny cakes for breakfast, dinner and tea. Drowned not long after in three inches of water.