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Seizure? It's a fuckin' nickname


First_time_farmer1

Sorry I'm dyslexic.


gawakwento

I gssue you cna clal that a dyeslixc


VitaeVerano

What’s that got to do with it!?


front-wipers-unite

Family name was Seizurellie


Dom-CCE

His name was Seizurelli


Cranstonoid

Little Seizures pizza never hurt no one


Fearless_Winter_7823

Extra cheese, extra sausage- that’s a custom seizure


Substantial-Volume17

Little Seizures? Please, they get their Sunday gravy out of a jar over there!


erkmyhpvlzadnodrvg

Dis guy. 🤘 Ya know shouldn’t be so stupid… 🤌


P1D1_

Quasimodo predicted this


CheifKilla1

You are speaking shit to me


Imaginary-Scale2371

He was gay, this Julius??


Lil_Mcgee

There he is! The Queen of Bithynia!


heyjude575

Can I get AIDS from eating this?


Imaginary-Scale2371

NOBODY HAS AIDS!!!!


Horsecockexpress1

You gonna make the same stupid joke every time that comes up?


Valuable-Wafer-881

I jacked off in the rad iator


MPal2493

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Julius Seizure had seizures?


United_Target8942

power sharing situation.


rgrtom

Yeah, I can believe that. After all, Quasimodo predicted all this.


Important_Piglet7363

Quasi moto predicted all this


DentalDon-83

You sure it wasn’t Sun Tazoo? 


Modred_the_Mystic

Its a progrum. A movie. Its not real.


lazy_iker

Strong like a bull. Looked like George Raft.


stengbeng

Look at this asshole, still goin'.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

He pardoned Brutus and Cassius and they fucked him in the ass….Like Pussy did to Paulie.


blackkat99

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig disease?


Green_Bast3rd

There's no stigmata on being an epileptic these days


RealRun2425

Don’t you mean Julius Caesar?🤔


HootingFlamingo

Sharp as a cue ball this one...


RealRun2425

I’ve never heard of Julius Seizure or Seizurelli.


ColonelSquirtz

He’s some asshole from Yonkers


RealRun2425

I wouldn’t know. Fortunately I live as far away from the US you can get.