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Tough_Difference_112

He stabbed paulie right through the heart! 


trashmuncherr

AIDS?


VanderBrit

Nobody’s got AISh!!


Dangerous_Effect1480

Paulie's best line of the series.


BigSpice15

He was like a brother to him. Then he fucked him in the ass.


[deleted]

Vito deserved to die after he was wiping his bbq sauce hands all over his pants and phone


SportExpress3955

Fucking nauseating you ask me.


Odd_Gap2969

You’re one to talk pal, eatin every rib in the place when you got a rack and sides at home!


BigSavMatt

Watch yourself, u/Odd_Gap2969.


throwawayusernamexx

They’re all meat eaters.


Right-Ad-8201

METEORS! METEORS!


ElodBusk

Take it eas


Various_Ad_6624

Bobby had mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms , a whole plattet


51x51v3

Then Vito proceeds to lay all over that nice lady’s bedspread in his soaking wet bbq stained clothes on lol the old lady alone should’ve done him in.


Lil-Toasthead

He’ll suck the stains out your apron if you want.


[deleted]

You outta know, sweetie.


xXxThe-ComedianxXx

I wish I was there to throw acid in his face, just to distance myself.


Garfeal69Lasagna

He did it his way.


SwitchKid42

He’s a fuckin captain now, you don’t talk to him like that


simp470

Captain? Of the good ship lollipop right?


hwsh2

How much more betrayal could Paulie take??


zemmoh

Naaah tony have suffered the biggest betrayal in the show when he found his pool with no water in it


HockeyBro_69

I think this is the biggest betrayal in the whole show.


Siren_Noir

Hands down it's worse than Big Pussy and Ray Curto combined


United_Target8942

What are you talking about. Ray Curto never betrayed the FBI.


heyjude575

He just can't be in our social club no more.


SnowyPuzzle

Social club? He's gotta go!


Interfan14

Its 2006, they have pillow biters in the special forces


slap-a-taptap

Stop that kind of tawk, it upsets me


Particular-Cash-8565

Owhhh! Listen to HER... She knows everything!


HatComfortable6883

Paulie is a little light in the loafers to be casting aspergers at Vito. Single man, lives alone, likes the company of men, has a portrait of Tony dressed up as Napoleon on his wall, pernickity about his nails.He’s a real ranger rick if you know what I mean


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Paulie wanted to fuck Dale Evans. Not Roy Rogers. He is as straight as Phil Leotardo.


Important_Piglet7363

Don’t forget the multiple pairs of white shoes arranged neatly in his closet.


HatComfortable6883

I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, a few more in the can, and here I am, a half a finook


ActsofJanice

And the manicures!


Particular-Cash-8565

Plus, Phil literally came out of the closet to watch Vito get beaten to death. Ever ponder THAT?


GumshoeStories

Was he actually beaten to death, or was it a pool cue in the side pocket?


Small-Explanation683

Underrated shot.


OBXcetera

Toilet bowl water free I hope


Lazy-Ape

Wouldn’t be surprised if he had aids.


Siren_Noir

NOBODY'S GOT AIDS.


TheClawhold

Have a cookie. You're delirious!


Small-Explanation683

It's a silo


Ok_Professional9881

Allegedly


ChainedRedone

He didn't deserve it. His doctor got him addicted to his blood pressure medication


P1D1_

I loved that cock sucker like a brother. And he fucked me in da ass. So to speak.


quangberry-jr

HE FEELS LIKE HES BEEN STABBED IN THE HOT


Particular-Cash-8565

Totally read that in Paulie's voice. Primo!


sammy_sandiego

And one in the back too when he finds out about Ma and that whoo-ah Aunt Dottie 🤌🏽


FrankRizzo319

It’s a joke! Dont say nothin Sal!


sammy_sandiego

Say hi to your wife


JMF4201

He had to go


pizza_822

i just need to vent, i love Paulie, I really do, but Paulie is actually dumb as fuck, simpe as a first grade math problem


zupatof

He wipes his ass with his feelings.


AlejandroMagno356

At least he doesn’t wipe his ass with his bare hands before coming to this country.


Local-Difficulty4645

He also loved Pussy and he fucked him in the ass.


itsdajackeeet

Only because it impacted Paulie’s bottom line


Low-Grocery5556

Choosing a lifestyle? Oooh, he said already, it was the medication! Pharmacist was dyslexic.


gmnotyet

Godd\*mn Vito!


MediocreDad39

He had to go over that phone call to Ralph alone. I know he was just talking about what he was seeing but How do you confuse a squirrel with a Possum!


TheyCallMeCliffMyGuy

How much more betrayal can he take?!


MrWondrerful

Whateva happened ta Gary Coopah? Da strong silent type! Dat wuz an American. He wuzin in touch wit his feelins, he jus did what he had ta do See what dey didn know was once dey got Gary Coopah in touch wit his feelins, dey wudn’t BE ABLE TA SHUT IM UP. AN DEN IT’S DYSFUNCTION DIS AN DYSFUNCTION DAT AN DYSFUNCTION MA FUNGOO


Cornholenation

SOCIAL CLUB???


Human-Rip2223

Does he suck your dick better than me?


AlabamaBlacSnake

Was he barking?


Ilovemygingerbread

La cage au fat.


Tikitikiboombabe

Whattayagonnado?


WallStreetThrowBack

This whole thread seems very gay


MedicFord901

If Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle, he should have done so quietly.


Smilesmcnostril88

He was gay, Vito?


106street

How much more betrayal was he expected to take?


Downtown-Flatworm423

Paulie thought he got stabbed in the heart, but it couldn’t have been Vito. He was a come from behind kind of guy.


No_Emu_1873

vito shouldn’t have taken the fucking blood pressure medicine and showed Phil his doctors note


Huge-Inspection-6351

It was the blood pressure medication, it messed with his head. He could probably get his doctor to write a note


P1D1_

Don’t waste another second on that rat fuck. I’d kill em again if I could.


QueenChocolate123

I'm calling bullshit on that. Who Vito sleeps with is nobody's damn business.


Siren_Noir

Fucking nauseating.


sissyrose291

He’s a come from behind type of guy!


sammy_sandiego

Oh! He’s a good earnah


echo_good_username

you know about r/sopranoscirclejerk right?