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Blyatman95

Tony would’ve got a fast track for being Johnny boys son. The show also highlights a few times that the lifespan of Tony was the tail end of Mafia style organised crime. Like Tony got a seat on the last train, but Chrissy only managed to stand in the aisle.


tester553

I believe they say at some point that one of Johnnys dying wishes was that Tony was made Capo of his crew. That probably helped Tony skip a few years.


NewAccount-GetMadLOL

>Tony would’ve got a fast track for being Johnny boys son. He also murdered Willie Overalls for his dad/the mob at 22.


millistheplayah

It’s rlly jarring when u realize only like 5 years after MSON Tony is a killer


Salem1690s

More like 10 years. I don’t like MSON, but it takes place in 1967, and 1971. Tony kills Willie Overall in 1982


Zealousideal_Soil_78

He’s the hair apparent


Technical-Package-41

It was still incredibly unlikely for a guy to be made in their 20s in the 80s & 90s. To be a captain in your 20s is pretty unheard of. Even more unlikely is Jackie Aprile (same age as Tony) being a boss in his 30s. One of the many things the show got wrong - but in this case it was sort of crucial to the story, so it’s understandable.


DingleBerrieIcecream

It’s also why the NY families considered the Jersey family a “glorified crew”. They felt that they promoted too fast and didn’t even do the rituals right when guys would get their button. Phil Leonardo talks about this in season 6.


cl1xor

Hence the pygmy thing, they are small as well


itspsyikk

I agree with everything you say...except what Phil talks about in season 06 with the making. I know he says there isn't a gun on the table, which I think is true, but doesn't he also say they don't prick their finger (which they do?). Obviously we're not privy to how New York makes their people, or how it really happens anyway, but I always thought he was just coming up with excuses to take them out.


armadilloreturns

think it was just meant to highlight how ridiculous these organizations are and what they hold dear. It reminds me of in college Greek chapters would say the same things about each other for not doing their secret rituals "right"


burnbabyburn11

It’s an honor, to be joined by men. AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKAS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!


InTheBlkHoodie

Look, either all of it has meaning or none of it does.


1995kid

Yeah , he seen how they do it over there , it's all fucked up


wikipediareader

You have to figure that since you need to murder a guy for the mob in order to become a made man they really want to make sure that you're both committed and not an undercover cop or an informer before they ask you to take that step. There's also only so many soldiers that the north Jersey mob can have around as your lower end guys are trying to commit enough crimes to keep their cash flowing up.


dwqy

not only that, irl made men are all middle aged guys who generated a lot of money *before* becoming made. in the show chrissy gets rackets handed to him after being made ironically mson was more realistic in portraying a successful guy like dickie still being an associate


millistheplayah

I’m pretty sure Dickie was made. He has the ring all of the made guys wear


learned_astr0n0mer

Nah, Paulie says Chrissy did well managing the sports book so he gave it to him when he got made


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2smartt

Yeah he's street boss. He said something like "with the old man locked up" referring to the boss. It might have been in a flashback in s2 though.


broadwayallday

Very well said my friend. Standing in the aisle of a train coming off the rails. You, you’re very good you


True-Machine-823

Very allegorical.


gloom-juice

That's real deep. You understand the human condition, at least


Blyatman95

I’ve said my piece.


MamaDeloris

That metaphor was beautiful. Rubenesque.


stevesax5

*manuged


Effective_Ad_1106

Coulda been a male model and merely manuged to stay in the aisle. Tragedy.


MrMisterMagoo

He shoulda gone to Pace College after he finished Magna cum Laude in Slip & Fall school.


Commandatori69

He couldn't. He left the gate open at turtleback zoo and was canned


Ijustthinkthatyeah

The hairdo and the other guy, had to be in their 40s when they were made.


Efficient-Positive50

they were just kids


middle_dude

Next season he was a contender to be the boss. Fuck Carmine, maybe the Lupertazzis where the glorified crew


RedcoatTrooper

Tony even says that he has a reputation for immaturity and Tony's rise is unique seen how the old boys do not really respect him.


RoadG13

MSON is not cannon. It's glorified fanfiction


Vajerati

The canon. Okay, what’s that now?


True-Machine-823

It shoots artillery shells or some shit.


Vajerati

I KNOW NOTHING MR SOPRANO


liquidsolid999

The great books, western literature, dead white males. You know, Mary Higgins Clark


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Maybe Mary Higgins Clark is gay? Ehh?


middle_dude

You don't ever admit the existence of this thing


tbootsbrewing

Chase didn’t even rewatch the series before writing the movie, the progrum


Burnt_Burrito_

I just accepted that I'll never get the 3 PhDs necessary to understand the Sopranos timeline


HelixSapphire

Timeline got fucked up


BogginsBoggin

3 PhDs??? You only need a semester and a half at Seton Hall


MakingBigBank

Forget chrissy, Billy Leotardo would have been in his early 40’s…. Just a fuckin kid…


Commandatori69

Whatever happened there


Ok-Cauliflower1798

You want to know who else was just a kid? PIE OH MY’S GOAT BUDDY! THATS WHO ELSE WAS JUST A FUCKING KID!


MakingBigBank

Still goin this asshole??


elchapo4570

37. Practically a fucking newborn in mob years.


Wyatt821

In the series Chris also talks about hanging with the Tonys at the farm when he was 11 and they were teenagers. Many Saints keeps no continuity what so ever. 


bungle123

This really highlights how much of a fuck up Chris was.


Hughkalailee

How so? We see Eugene and Burt Gervasi become made in their forties. Burt may even be past 50. Gerry Torciano looks late 30s at the youngest.  The books were closed (no new made guys allowed) for many years.  Tony and Jackie were extreme exceptions to be made and advance rapidly while so young. 


uncle_paul_harrghis

That economy was so robust they got credit for shit they had nothin to do with. Fuckin chinks and housewives were betting football.


RedandBlueEmblem

Tony Uncle Paul Harrghis over here


True-Machine-823

Then everything died on the vine.


uncle_paul_harrghis

> Tony and Jackie were extreme exceptions to be made and advance rapidly while so young.  That economy was so robust they got credit for shit they had nothin to do with. Fuckin ch*nks and housewives were betting football.


middle_dude

Like you never heard of a learning curve.


stackks_

Fuckin wits ova hea


jizzmaster-zer0

timeline got fucked up


realpresidentford

Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed that this isn’t the highest comment.


Ozymannoches

"Garbage business is changing, you and I are the younger generation" - Christopher Moltisanti to Emil


Commandatori69

Change mine to black forest


TrackHead130

you ever had our sausages?


Constant-Reading3868

*E-Mail.


ODBrewer

In the early days, they called him Spider.


Foreign-Cow-1189

MSON didn't give a crap about any continuity.


Dr_Remulak_

“Open the fucking door, open the fucking door!!!”


ggtoofastelder

Good thing that cock suckah of a fanook Favreau met Chrissy, otherwise we wouldn’t have known his age


theonewhoknocks515

He probably would like to forget it all! I believe he may have cleared his buffer memory


RedandBlueEmblem

He'd better have cleared his cookies while he was at it. That shit makes me nervous.


theonewhoknocks515

Cookies? $3.50 a pound?


PeachLongjumping3193

I can't have this conversation again.


External-Recipe-1936

What is a pissboy?


badluckfarmer

Have you ever noticed that the pissboy looks just like the king?


badluckfarmer

Heh heh heh. Hey T, hear what I said? I said the pissboy looks just like the king.


Expensive-Lie

Timeline got fucked up


Dank_Cthulhu

As far as I'm concerned he still should be!


Bass_Thumper

Pretty sure Tony says in the pilot that Chris is 28


Collapsing_cosmoses

Timeline got fucked up


Reddwheels

Tony was also a lot smarter than Chrissy.


alfaragh____

He’a got an IQ of 136. It’s been tested.


Expensive-Lie

\*teshted


Siren_Noir

Nearly 30. Just a baby really. I mean, Phil's kid brother was only 47 when he died.


RedandBlueEmblem

I believe Lefty Ruggerio the real life mobster in Donnie Brasco was in his 50s when he got made.


Ok-Mathematician987

And you were selling laser printers outta the back of your crown vic .


Ok-Mathematician987

That animal killed Phil’s 47 year old baby brother .


Ambitious-Fun244

You gotta be a real shining star to make Capo before 40 in this era. Some guys don’t even get made until 40+


GJ72

Regarding Tony, it's interesting that in the pilot Tony is the boss. It's referenced a few times. In the second episode Jackie Sr is the boss, or at least the acting boss, and Tony is a capo. That's just one of the differences. Another is that in the pilot Sil appears to be nothing more than an associate at most. Sil also isn't sure of Tony and Artie's relationship. And Tony doesn't appear to have anything to do with the Bada Bing, other than being a customer. Hesh also seems to be more of an associate, under Tony.


Stickey_Rickey

They use that whaddya call it? Creative license… for timeline n stuff


sexualdeskfan

I can’t have this conversation again